There was never a deal though, and to avoid a hijack, go start a thread.

(Celest): You say, "I wonder if I can store up all my farting gases and eventually, I'll float away."

It was a mischan, obviously.

(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim says, "Silvanus, you haven't the faintest
clue as to roleplay. You spend 95% of your time OOC. Don't start that crap with
me."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim says, "Yes... well, Van did. And I do recall
you being rather OOC when I was in Magnagora. This clan, for example, is
extremely OOC."

Irony of ironies.... Thats a clasic one, the second line especially, should go in someone sig.

oh wait, nevermind, the second line only makes sense in context... thus why you posted both... time to goeat.

Woot I made a funny!

You say, "Serenwilde can not change what is true."

You say, "Only Taint can."

You say, "And dey don't like d'taint."

Elaria says, "The opposition of change is continuity. Stagnation..."


You say, "Yes ... Stag."

You say, "Like d'white Hart."

You say, "D'nation of stag."

Edit: I edit myself for bitterness.

This is from a long time ago when I tried playing a Geomancer. Never made it past novicehood. After spending some time in Lolliprin and Smoke Mountain, and helping another newbie kill some other one that was randomly PKing, I got this from Ibsen (don't know if he's still around, but he was a secretary or undersecretary or something).

Ibsen tells you, "I hear the craziest story today... maybe you know something
about it??"

You tell Ibsen the Earthen Sage, "Possibly."

Ibsen tells you, "Something about you and another novice claiming smoke
mountain for Magnagora, installing yourselves as governer, and killing all whom
opposed you?"

Ibsen tells you, "Perhaps you could help me to fill in the missing parts? the
ones that make you not in trouble..."

Rose Warrior Munsia D'cente, Nature's Wrath says to you, "I killed marsu and i can kill you."

You say to Munsia, "I don't know why you are so intent on killing those willing to help the Lady of Summer Song."

Viravain says, "Go rent a room in an inn, you two."


*CRY*

ERION AND MUNSIA SITTING IN A FIELD
M-O-O-O-I-N-G.
FIRST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES MARRIAGE
THEN COMES THE BABY IN THE BABY CARRIAGE

Awesome! For a bear of very little brain, he makes a great pun.

Background: A lot of Serenwilders seem to mistell to me when trying to talk to Dragco (I should have insisted on him getting a name change or something ).
Solution:
Gwynevere tells you, "Astrasia tells you, "Tell Drago so sorry for the
mistells,thank you for snubbing me! that solves the problem -cuddles-
,Astrasia.""

That's always the best. That's like when people copy and paste your location and send it to you, or just send you tells where they're talking about you. I love just replying and being like..."BUSTED!"

It's especially good when it's someone scared of you.

tells you, "He's scary as hell!"
tells you, "EEP. Mis!"

Demesne flinging up and down
Munsia saps
Munsia uses nasty ass magic attacks against my level 2 susceptibility (I know I need to trans magic)
Me cure sap
3 second wait
Munsia saps
etc etc

PS I hate switching to manual, can you say panic stations?

I did that to Eiru once. And I just did it to Tuek while talking OOCishly with someone very very bad yesterday. (I wasn't telling him anything! We were talking about internet connections.)

Found a dead added, was acting al sad, decided to put it in the pool it spit out an egg.


You pet a dark green egg ingratiatingly.

Acrune gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Kilted Toad Acrune, Master of the Lily Pad says, "You lay eggs?"

Joli gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "Yeah it's yours."

"Oooooooooh!" Acrune says to you, eyes wide with wonder.

You giggle happily.

Kilted Toad Acrune, Master of the Lily Pad says, "Why don't I remember this?"

A swirling pool of energy forms in the air, out of which steps Estarra, the
Eternal.
Brennan Stormcrow exclaims, "You have interfered once too often!"
4096h, 2971m, 3877e, 10p, 19380en, 10620w elrx-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
4096h, 2971m, 3877e, 10p, 19380en, 10620w elrx-
Brennan Stormcrow's eyes light up as his hands fill with black flame. With a
flick of his wrists, the ball of dark fire flies across to strike Estarra.

How'd THAT happen?

Bad creator of the Cosmos.

I bet, in secret, she's been killing Brennan, Rowena and the wyrm.