Quotes

by Jalain

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Aebrin2005-04-20 07:43:12
Aestra, the golden pegasus descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

Taking Her golden radiance with Her, a golden pegasus gallops out to the north.

Hajamin makes a petting motion with His hand.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "She ran away..."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says to you, "You scared Her."

You say, "It's the power of my pendant."

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Oh... I thought it was the lack of showering."

Hajamin snaps His fingers and warm water showers down upon you. You feel
compelled to scrub under your armpits until you are squeaky clean. Ah, how
refreshing!

Hajamin snaps His fingers and warm water showers down upon you. You feel
compelled to scrub under your armpits until you are squeaky clean. Ah, how
refreshing!

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Much better."

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

You say, "Divine water."

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Might even make you prettier, like Me."

You peer at Hajamin unscrupulously.

You say, "Who -ever- told You, You were pretty?"

You say, "Majestic, yes. Mighty, yes. Pretty, no."

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "Why, everyone ofcourse."

(Then see Divine uberpowerness as I never typed in the following commands)

Please restate.

You say, "Most handsome Divine I have ever seen, YES!"

(back to me)

You smirk.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "See, even you say it."

You say, "Cheater."

Kaervas2005-04-20 10:27:15
QUOTE
who let Kaervas into the Geos anyway? There should be a game mechanic that prevents stuff like that *rant*
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Like what Lommy?
like what what?
prevents stuff like Kaervas moving
why?
'cause he's too good. He's the kind of person who shouldn't be allowed a Demesne :/
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not one on the wrong side anyway 


Heh I love that tongue.gif
Unknown2005-04-20 11:51:05
I like the Hamjam quotes, keep 'em coming
Jack2005-04-20 13:36:47
Ikthor tells you, "Did you really say "Yes Munsia I sent you that letter, NOW
LETS GO BEHIND THAT BUSH AND HAVE HOT AND RAUNCHY COW SEKZH!" ?"
2612h, 3120m, 3224e, 10p ex-
Ikthor tells you, "Cause if you did, you were brilliant."
2612h, 3120m, 3224e, 10p ex-honors ikthor
Ikthor (Male Dracnari).
He is 33 years old, having been born on the 2nd of Shanthin, 81 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
His warcry: 'F'ai Glomdoring!'
He is considered to be approximately 10% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
He survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.
2612h, 3120m, 3224e, 10p ex-ikthor Uh..
You tell Ikthor, "Uh.."

Thanks a lot, Erion! sad.gif
Hajamin2005-04-20 14:31:46
I love the guides, they're so fun.

(Newbie): Skein says, "Greetings!"

(Newbie): Skein says, "Does anyone have any questions or need assistance? If
so, you can use NEWBIE , or you can TELL SKEIN if you want
to ask me personally."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "How do I get gold?"

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "And where's a good place to bash at my
level?"

Skein tells you, "Abstaining from local bordellos?"

Skein tells you, "And at your level I think the most proper place for you to
bash is Magnagora."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Oh... whats good to bash there."

Skein tells you, "Oh the local mobs. like Daevos, Murphy, If Val were there,
him too, Also Glomdoring is a good place to hit. There is an honor quest there
that involves quieting Erion."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Are you sure that honours quest
works... I heard it's broken."

Erion shouts, "Enjoy the innocent blood on your hands, Tuek. At least I wait
until the Fae has the time to live."

Skein tells you, "Hmm from the sounds of it.. you may be right."

Skein tells you, "We may have to ask the Divine to Nerf that quest a bit,
quieting Erion just seems to impossible."
Unknown2005-04-20 14:36:58
I try to do that quest all the time but the final step is broken angry.gif
Manjanaia2005-04-20 15:16:51
roflmao.gif
Summer2005-04-20 16:57:56
And who could resist? wub.gif Kidaen. laughing1.gif

Pity I missed the first part though.

One of the minstrels takes up a song about Murphy, listing his deeds and
accomplishments. A fighter from Celest is so affronted by this that he hits the
minstrel over the head, putting an end to his singing. Four minstrels remain.

One of the minstrels recites a poem about Munsia, listing his deeds and
accomplishments. A member of the Serenguard is so affronted by this that he
hits the minstrel over the head, putting an end to his singing. Three minstrels
remain.

First Sergeant Jadryga La'Croix, Trademistress of Gluttony shouts, "HIS!"

Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel's voice reverberates, "Woops, sorry."

Erion shouts, "No, you're right on."

One of the minstrels sings a ballad about Shamarah, listing his deeds and
accomplishments. A member of the Geomancers is so affronted by this that he
hits the minstrel over the head, putting an end to his singing. Two minstrels
remain.

Pix Mistress, Charis Du'Vantae, Midnight Wolf echoes, "Those minstrels are
gonna have a headache in the morning."

Moondust's Wisdom Shorlen, Ethereal Songweaver shouts, "Better than being dead
like they used to be!"

One of the minstrels sings a ballad about Nayl, listing his deeds and
accomplishments. Everyone is affronted by this and many clobber the minstrel
over the head, putting an end to his singing. A single minstrel remains.

Erion shouts, "Nayl is a she!"

Pix Mistress, Charis Du'Vantae, Midnight Wolf echoes, "Well if they're dead, we
wouldn't hear them sing anymore, so i think i'd prefer them that way."

The final minstrel chooses a safe path and launches in to a song praising the
virtues of the Eternal Estarra, he quickly notices the looks of pure hatred at
the additional delay however and quickly lets the song trail off. Silence
covers the realm if but for a brief moment.

Kidaen declares that the free-for-all combat shall commence immediately! May
the most skilled win!
Unknown2005-04-20 17:02:51
Yes, I shall make sure my minstrels are duly informed about if the top 5 ranked combattants are male or female.

(And just by the by, when people started about Munsia I noticed Nayl, but one can't change them when they're running that I know of. They've been fixed, my apologies about the messup, was sloppy)
Summer2005-04-20 17:44:40
I didn't mean it the way I think you took it sad.gif. The main funny bit was the people hitting them over the head for singing about the players. Was just all the funnier for the s/he mixups.

sorrysign.gif
Daganev2005-04-20 19:49:32
damn you beat me too it.. I was going to post that!

Munsia and the serenguard was the best... and nayl because it caught me by surprise.


oh your not faster, just I missed it the last time I saw it..
Unknown2005-04-20 19:57:19
The problem is that Nayl currently has no citizenship or guild membership, so I really had no idea who would knock out the Minstrel in her case. Any suggestions are appreciated, since this is kind of not very nice.
Shiri2005-04-20 20:05:05
Someone from Hajimon's order?
Soll2005-04-20 20:23:50
QUOTE
You tell Jack Flagg, the Repentant, "Come out a sec, I promise I won't kill
you."
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19712en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:36.899/ ql

Before the Portal of Fate.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. Seething with arcane energy,
the Portal of Fate floats before you. Jack Flagg, the Repentant is here,
shrouded. He wields a dagger of reincarnation in his right hand. Rowlands,
Child of Light is here.
You see a single exit leading out.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19712en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:37.270/
(Moondust): Nejii says, "Because they don't ADMIT that they're evil, of
course."
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19712en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:38.101/ Inventory

You are wielding an athame dagger in your left hand.
You are holding:
a personal journal, 2 serpentine pipes, an antique platinum necklace, 5 diamond
vials, 5 bloodstone vials, 7 garnet vials, a stunning emerald-cut diamond
engagement ring, 9 amethyst vials, 10 sapphire vials, 40 ruby vials.
You are wearing:
a pocketbelt, 5 amethyst and sapphire rings, a simple gold ring, a gold and
opal phoenix rising necklace, a two-toned opal love knot hoop, a pair of
studded leather bracers, a green leather vest emblazoned with a silver tree, a
pair of leather leggings, 4 friendship ring of pure jades, a platinum and
garnet bracelet, a sparkling greathelm, a pair of silky green boxers, a silver
torc, a canvas backpack.
You have 23 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 103 items and are carrying no gold.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19712en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:38.471/ ql

Before the Portal of Fate.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. Seething with arcane energy,
the Portal of Fate floats before you. Jack Flagg, the Repentant is here,
shrouded. He wields a dagger of reincarnation in his right hand. Rowlands,
Child of Light is here.
You see a single exit leading out.

4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19732en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:41.626/
Jack tells you, "Why?"
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19752en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:43.949/ ql

Before the Portal of Fate.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. Seething with arcane energy,
the Portal of Fate floats before you. Rowlands, Child of Light is here. Jack
Flagg, the Repentant is here, shrouded. He wields a dagger of reincarnation in
his right hand.
You see a single exit leading out.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19752en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:45.622/ out

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19750en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:46.233/ jack want to see sometihng

You tell Jack Flagg, the Repentant, "Want to see sometihng."
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19770en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:48.946/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19770en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:49.407/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19770en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:50.268/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19770en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:51.831/ Order 23777 passive
Order 26761 passive
Order 27148 passive
Order 23373 passive
Order 28111 passive
Order 28346 passive
Order 16746 passive
Order 19507 passive
Order 21072 passive
Order 18777 passive
Order 20593 passive

With seeming reluctance, a leprechaun obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:53.343/
With seeming reluctance, a brownie obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:53.523/ ql

With seeming reluctance, a pigwidgeon obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex-
With seeming reluctance, a sprite obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex-
With seeming reluctance, a pixie obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex-
With seeming reluctance, a wood nymph obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex-
With seeming reluctance, the mother obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex-
With seeming reluctance, a banshee obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex-
With seeming reluctance, a willowisp obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex-
With seeming reluctance, the crone obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex-
With seeming reluctance, a pooka obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:53.994/
The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19790en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:54.104/ order pooka kill jack

A pooka obeys your command.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19810en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:56.477/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19810en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:56.848/ sq in

Before the Portal of Fate.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. Seething with arcane energy,
the Portal of Fate floats before you. Rowlands, Child of Light is here.
You can see no further.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19810en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:58.110/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Jack
Flagg, the Repentant is here, shrouded. He wields a dagger of reincarnation in
his right hand.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19810en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:59.512/
Sunlight bellows across the realm, revealing the full glory of the majestic
sun's luminous presence as he climbs higher into the sky.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19810en, 20245w ex- --/21:16:59.892/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Jack
Flagg, the Repentant is here, shrouded. He wields a dagger of reincarnation in
his right hand.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19830en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:00.824/
(Moondust): Laysus says, "Evil is in the eye of the beholder, mebbe."
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19830en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:01.525/ smile jack

You flash Jack a joyous smile.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19830en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:02.005/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Jack
Flagg, the Repentant is here, shrouded. He wields a dagger of reincarnation in
his right hand.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19830en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:02.466/
Jack shrugs helplessly.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19850en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:04.789/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Jack
Flagg, the Repentant is here, shrouded. He wields a dagger of reincarnation in
his right hand.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19850en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:06.432/
With a telepathic giggle, a pooka tells you that he is in control of Jack's
actions.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19870en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:08.915/ Look jack

He is a glistening mugwump and is almost indistinguishable from a human. Tall,
fairly thin - yet with a bony, scant manner of muscle covering him - the only
sign which points to mugwump heritage is the faint, slimy green liquid which
coats his frame. Maniacal eyes peer out from a fairly unremarkable face: a
bright, almost dazzling green, with inverted black pupils reminscient of a cats
eyes, never blinking. Framing this face is a large amount of silver hair, which
reaches down just past his broad shoulders, almost perfectly straight. He is
wearing a silver ring set with an oval ruby, a chain mail shirt, an open-faced
plume crested helm, a pocketbelt, a pair of chain mail leggings, a platinum and
garnet bracelet, a fesix backpack, a bracelet of entwined gold and silver, a
simple silver hoop through his left ear, a golden crescent shaped spiked stud
through his left ear, a moonstone and garnet ring, an onyx and bloodstone
necklace, and a platinum sword and hammer stud through his tongue.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19870en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:09.556/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Jack
Flagg, the Repentant is here, shrouded. He wields a dagger of reincarnation in
his right hand.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19870en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:09.857/ Order Jack sacrifice myself

You order a pooka entity to manipulate Jack.
Jack plunges a dagger into his chest and commits ritual suicide.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19870en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:10.778/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. The
twisted remains of Jack lie here. The soul of Jack roams the land, bodiless.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19870en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:11.729/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. The
twisted remains of Jack lie here. The soul of Jack roams the land, bodiless.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19890en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:15.455/ gape

Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19910en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:16.376/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. The
twisted remains of Jack lie here. The soul of Jack roams the land, bodiless.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19910en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:17.658/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. The
twisted remains of Jack lie here. The soul of Jack roams the land, bodiless.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19910en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:19.490/
The soul of Jack says, "..."
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19930en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:20.021/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. The
twisted remains of Jack lie here. The soul of Jack roams the land, bodiless.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19930en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:21.834/ rofl

You roll on the floor, laughing.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19930en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:22.515/ ql

The Path of Solitude. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. The
twisted remains of Jack lie here. The soul of Jack roams the land, bodiless.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19930en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:22.935/ rofl
rofl

You roll on the floor, laughing.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19930en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:23.446/ rofl

You roll on the floor, laughing.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19930en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:23.626/ rofl

You roll on the floor, laughing.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19930en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:23.777/ rofl

You roll on the floor, laughing.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19950en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:23.947/ rofl

You roll on the floor, laughing.
4269h, 4269m, 3540e, 10p, 19950en, 20245w ex- --/21:17:24.107/
You roll on the floor, laughing.



Oh, and yes, I have bugged it, because what I did was stoooopid
Jack2005-04-20 20:31:18
On the bright side, I kept the reincarnation, and got a few cheap laughs.

sleep.gif
Shiri2005-04-20 21:34:22
holy crap Shiri, I hit the 'post' button and by the time the page loads, you're already reading it
he knows I'm going to post before I know it ><

This for a new topic, too. biggrin.gif
Daganev2005-04-20 21:38:07
QUOTE(Kidaen @ Apr 20 2005, 11:57 AM)
The problem is that Nayl currently has no citizenship or guild membership, so I really had no idea who would knock out the Minstrel in her case. Any suggestions are appreciated, since this is kind of not very nice.
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She's a lobo, so maybe someone who hates the toshca monks? or maybe the monks themselves since she isn't a monk?
Jack2005-04-20 21:42:10
Me, for example.

I still have a vendetta against them for all the times me and Guido died, trying to do that DAMN QUEST.
Shiri2005-04-20 22:25:13
moo
* Visaeris is disguised as Munsia
...
* Visaeris was kicked by Lisaera (Munsia has possessed him, and may twist the channel if not dealt with!)
Erion2005-04-20 22:34:41
QUOTE(Hajamin @ Apr 20 2005, 10:31 AM)
I love the guides, they're so fun.

(Newbie): Skein says, "Greetings!"

(Newbie): Skein says, "Does anyone have any questions or need assistance? If
so, you can use NEWBIE , or you can TELL SKEIN if you want
to ask me personally."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "How do I get gold?"

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "And where's a good place to bash at my
level?"

Skein tells you, "Abstaining from local bordellos?"

Skein tells you, "And at your level I think the most proper place for you to
bash is Magnagora."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Oh... whats good to bash there."

Skein tells you, "Oh the local mobs. like Daevos, Murphy, If Val were there,
him too, Also Glomdoring is a good place to hit. There is an honor quest there
that involves quieting Erion."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Are you sure that honours quest
works... I heard it's broken."

Erion shouts, "Enjoy the innocent blood on your hands, Tuek. At least I wait
until the Fae has the time to live."

Skein tells you, "Hmm from the sounds of it.. you may be right."

Skein tells you, "We may have to ask the Divine to Nerf that quest a bit,
quieting Erion just seems to impossible."
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Glad to know everyone loves me. =\\