Quotes

by Jalain

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Unknown2005-04-26 07:34:51
It was dumb only in the fact that it got me cursed with the apocalypse rider for 5 minutes. Thanks Raezon! I had fun!
Raezon2005-04-26 07:43:28
Yeah, and then you all had to pledge your allegiance to Hajamin... who you failed to notice crippled you for the same time frame. That was funny.
Hajamin2005-04-26 07:46:17
Now now, don't think parts of that weren't planned.
Bricriu2005-04-26 08:23:35

Centre of the Necropolis.
It is difficult to detect any features of the room, due to the powerful field
of energy that is put out by the Megalith of Doom, absorbing all but the
darkest of colours and dominating everything else in the room. The architecture
of the room is designed to accommodate the Megalith of Doom with a high dome
that forms the entire ceiling. A circular series of steps descends three tiers
down to the indentation in the centre of the room where the Megalith stands.
Four archways lead out of the room to the other areas of the Necropolis, where
candles and other illumination can barely be detected through the powerful
force of the Megalith. Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom
towers above everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. A small
key lies on the ground here. A long, kite-shaped shield lies on the ground
here. The Keeper of the Megalith stands here radiating a tainted presence. The
subtle flows of nature culminate in this growing rose of blackness pulsing with
divine radiance. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A sigil in the shape of a
small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A painting of Stabbington Bear,
the Psychotic Teddy is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. There are 2 white
and brown speckled ponys here. There are 4 Ur'Guard Grand Marshals here. A huge
archdemon looms here, surrounded by black mist. A small imp dressed in an
oversized archdemon costume looms here
. Thorgal, the Mask of Pain is here,
shrouded. He wields a dark blade of iniquity in his right hand. Fated Khorain,
Apprentice of Nil is here, shrouded. Trooper Akhiro De'Unnero is here. He
wields an ethereal flail of intricate hues in each hand.

Because I missed my imp! wub.gif Raezon.
Arilyon2005-04-26 14:34:15
Just a snippet from an AIM conversation that I found to be incredibly amusing. Note that one name was changed to protect the erm.. innocent.. from being bludgeoned...

Someone: I am hungry. I also need to put the mulch down around our trees today
Someone: If I don't, my wife will beat me down with her masterwork brooms.
AryFey: rofl
AryFey: masterwork brooms need nerfed
Someone: *nod*
Someone: I've asked God to nerf them, but he remains silent on the issue *mutter*
Someone: Wives are overpowered, I say
AryFey: Yeah supposedly wives were meant to be overpowered or something

The last two were sent at the exact same time. biggrin.gif
Ialie2005-04-26 15:29:46
Just noticed your avatar Arilyon and if no one sees this next quote atleast you know where it came from

Her eyes were pools of onyx,
Her skin as dark as night,
Her hair of sparkling silver,
Was reflecting candle light.


Nice to know I got it right.
Amaru2005-04-26 15:56:35
Drow are ####ing hot.

Correct me if that isn't some drow or other. If not it's a weak imitation.
Thule2005-04-26 16:01:17
QUOTE(Amaru @ Apr 26 2005, 11:56 AM)
Drow are ####ing hot.

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I concur!!!!
Summer2005-04-26 18:23:56
(Celest): Shiro says, "I will never marry Munsia!!1."
(Celest): Anisu says, "Yet you will."
(Celest): Rafael says, "Good idea."
(Celest): Stagar (from the Astral Plane) says, "Whats the good idea, Sir?"
(Celest): Rafael says, "Shiro vows to not marry Munsia, Stagar."
(Celest): Stagar (from the Astral Plane) says, "Mmm."
(Celest): Anisu says, "He will marry her."
(Celest): Stagar (from the Astral Plane) says, "Yes, I don't think he's man
enough to take her."
(Celest): Shiro says, "I'm already dating someone anyways!"
(Celest): Stagar (from the Astral Plane) says, "She'd dominate him into
submission."
(Celest): Shiro says, "Excuse me stagar!"
(Celest): Shiro says, ".."
(Celest): Shiro says, "Lier."
(Celest): Anisu says, "Stagar, thats the general idea yes."
(Celest): Shiro says, "Even my child is trying to get me in trouble.."
(Celest): Shiro says, "I apologize everyone, please excuse tails and my
daughter."
(Celest): Stagar (from the Astral Plane) says, "Believe me, I know the kind of
people munsia goes for, and they have to be stubborn as a taurian, as strong
willed as a Dragon, and as beatiful as a elven."
(Celest): Anisu says, "Trouble, Aesyra dominates Stagar, just she is more
subtle then munsia."
(Celest): Stagar (from the Astral Plane) says, "Shiro is none of the above."
(Celest): Shiro says, "Amen Anisu."
(Celest): Stagar (from the Astral Plane) says, "Oh, of course she does. I'm
ruled by my wife's will."
(Celest): Kaileigh says, "Yay."
(Celest): Shiro says, "I'm as willed and strong as a dragon."
(Celest): Anisu says, "Don't worry Stagar, most people are, except ordos."
(Celest): Ashteru says, "You may think that..."
(Celest): Shiro says, "Enough you guys.."
(Celest): Stagar (from the Astral Plane) says, "Anyone who has me so whipped
she just says "shiny" and I hand her all the gold I have...is clearly my
Mistress and not to be questioned."
(Celest): Shiro says, "Enough information!!"
(Celest): Amaru (from the Aetherways) says, "In other words, enough babble on
CT." <- wet blanket nyah.gif
Terenas2005-04-26 18:28:04
QUOTE(Summer @ Apr 26 2005, 06:23 PM)
(Celest): Amaru (from the Aetherways) says, "In other words, enough babble on
CT." <- wet blanket nyah.gif
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Respect for Amaru just went up!
Shiri2005-04-26 18:28:34
Pff, I'm with Amaru for once. tongue.gif
Manjanaia2005-04-26 18:43:34
I third that.
Arilyon2005-04-26 18:45:00
QUOTE(Ialie @ Apr 26 2005, 03:29 PM)
Nice to know I got it right.
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You most certainly did! I was -very- impressed with that by the way. I saved it and even printed it out all pretty and such I liked it so much. You've definitely got an amazing talent there! For those that have no idea what we're talking about, you're missing out.

QUOTE(Amaru @ Apr 26 2005, 03:56 PM)
Correct me if that isn't some drow or other. If not it's a weak imitation.
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Good eye! clap_1.gif
Summer2005-04-26 18:48:47
Terenas | Shiri | Manjanaia = wet blankets! nyah.gif
Terenas2005-04-26 18:52:00
QUOTE(Summer @ Apr 26 2005, 06:48 PM)
Terenas | Shiri | Manjanaia = wet blankets! nyah.gif
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Not our fault it wasn't funny! tongue.gif
Summer2005-04-26 18:54:18
Meh. Fine.

Terenas | Shiri | Manjanaia = Wet blankets without a sense of humour nyah.gif
Nayl2005-04-26 19:10:14
(Disciples of Klangratch): Lisaera says, "Daevos takes horse testosterone."
Terenas2005-04-26 19:13:17
(Disciples of Klangratch): Daevos says, "I'm Cain!"

P.S.- Cain from Achaea, if you don't get it, don't try. happy.gif
Summer2005-04-26 19:14:03
ohmy.gif Really?
Terenas2005-04-26 19:16:59
QUOTE(Summer @ Apr 26 2005, 07:14 PM)
ohmy.gif Really?
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Yup, he admitted it when Alger said he'd quit Magnagora if Daevos was really Cain. biggrin.gif