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by Jalain

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Silvanus2005-04-28 19:46:35
Thats censor.gif.
Revan2005-04-28 19:50:52
That's not cute... that's just... meh
Lisaera2005-04-28 22:55:43
He missed Roark and Terentia!
Silvanus2005-04-28 22:56:37
....


Someone just censored out the word crap...
Kaileigh2005-04-29 01:30:07
QUOTE(Lisaera @ Apr 28 2005, 04:55 PM)
He missed Roark and Terentia!
109233




Not hard to miss terentia >.>

*sighs at empty Order*
Shiri2005-04-29 01:38:47
Hey, you have no room to complain. tongue.gif
Unknown2005-04-29 03:35:51
QUOTE(Lisaera @ Apr 28 2005, 04:55 PM)
He missed Roark and Terentia!
109233




Umm...hate to do this....

She. Last I heard Kiki was female. *grin*
Vix2005-04-29 05:43:40
Hector falls from the trees, landing with a scream as both his legs snap.
Drago2005-04-29 08:02:14
Mmmm..

A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind
to lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a
gesture of my thanks."
A loboshigaru pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove
for private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.

A taurian pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind to
lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a gesture
of my thanks."
A taurian pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove for
private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 2.
You have reached the illustrious level of Bold.
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A dwarven pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind to
lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a gesture
of my thanks."
A dwarven pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove for
private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 3.
You have reached the illustrious level of Bright.
HELP NEOCREDITS will tell you about NeoCredits.

A dwarven pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind to
lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a gesture
of my thanks."
A dwarven pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove for
private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.

An aslaran pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind to
lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a gesture
of my thanks."
An aslaran pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove for
private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 4.
You have reached the illustrious level of Trustworthy.
HELP NEOCREDITS will tell you about NeoCredits.

A mugwump pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind to
lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a gesture
of my thanks."
A mugwump pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove for
private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.

A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind
to lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a
gesture of my thanks."
A loboshigaru pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove
for private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.

A taurian pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind to
lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a gesture
of my thanks."
A taurian pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove for
private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 5.
You have reached the illustrious level of Lusternian.
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A mugwump pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind to
lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a gesture
of my thanks."
A mugwump pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove for
private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.

An aslaran pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind to
lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a gesture
of my thanks."
An aslaran pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove for
private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.

A taurian pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind to
lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a gesture
of my thanks."
A taurian pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove for
private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.

An aslaran pilgrim says, "Oh, I thank you, **name removed**! You have been most kind to
lead me up the peak. Here, please take this small amount of gold as a gesture
of my thanks."
An aslaran pilgrim gives you a small bag of gold, then departs to an alcove for
private meditations.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 6.
You have reached the illustrious level of Novice.
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Unknown2005-04-29 08:04:18
O.o
Lisaera2005-04-29 08:32:39
Male, female, mortals all look the same.
Thule2005-04-29 12:39:35
QUOTE(Lisaera @ Apr 28 2005, 06:55 PM)
He missed Roark and Terentia!
109233


No SHE didn't, I neglected to post that portion...
Manjanaia2005-04-29 18:27:07
Pilgrims rules at low levels.
Soll2005-04-29 18:34:08
*mutter* Gotta hate this.

QUOTE
You thrust your palm towards a two-headed eagle and a burst of silver light
shoots out from it burning into a two-headed eagle, who cries out in pain.
3018h, 4869m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21717w x- --/19:29:22.644/
You feel the comforting presence of the mother briefly touch you.
3334h, 4944m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21717w x- --/19:29:23.986/
A two-headed eagle slashes at your stomach with his sharp talons, ripping
strips of flesh from your torso.
3027h, 4944m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21717w x- --/19:29:24.326/
You bleed 14 health.
3013h, 4944m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21729w x- --/19:29:25.718/
You have recovered equilibrium.
Moonburst 74467
3013h, 4944m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21729w ex- --/19:29:26.059/
You thrust your palm towards a two-headed eagle and a burst of silver light
shoots out from it burning into a two-headed eagle, who cries out in pain.
3013h, 4800m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21709w x- --/19:29:26.259/
A two-headed eagle slashes at your stomach with his sharp talons, ripping
strips of flesh from your torso.
2713h, 4800m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21709w x- --/19:29:27.020/ credits
Sip health

With a great flap of its wings, a two-headed eagle flies in from the south.
2713h, 4800m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21709w x- --/19:29:27.291/
2713h, 4800m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21709w x- --/19:29:27.481/
You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
3334h, 4800m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21709w x- --/19:29:27.852/
With a great flap of its wings, a two-headed eagle flies in from the north.
3334h, 4800m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21709w x- --/19:29:28.753/
A sprite flies up and places a hand on your head, channeling mana to you.
3334h, 5056m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21709w x- --/19:29:29.284/
You have recovered equilibrium.
Moonburst 74467
3334h, 5056m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21721w ex-
A two-headed eagle slashes at your stomach with his sharp talons, ripping
strips of flesh from your torso.
A two-headed eagle slashes at your stomach with his sharp talons, ripping
strips of flesh from your torso.
2571h, 5056m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21721w ex- --/19:29:30.095/
You thrust your palm towards a two-headed eagle and a burst of silver light
shoots out from it burning into a two-headed eagle, who cries out in pain.
2571h, 4912m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21701w x- --/19:29:30.255/ ql

A royal antechamber.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
There are 3 two-headed eagles here.
You see exits leading north and south.
2571h, 4912m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21701w x- --/19:29:30.535/
A two-headed eagle slashes at your stomach with his sharp talons, ripping
strips of flesh from your torso.
2191h, 4912m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21701w x- --/19:29:31.016/ ql

You bleed 65 health.
clot
clot
2126h, 4912m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21701w x- --/19:29:31.357/
A royal antechamber.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
There are 3 two-headed eagles here.
You see exits leading north and south.
2126h, 4912m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21701w x- --/19:29:31.637/
2126h, 4858m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w x-
2126h, 4804m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21677w x- --/19:29:31.967/
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

2126h, 4804m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21677w x- --/19:29:32.258/ credits
Sip health

2126h, 4804m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21677w x- --/19:29:32.448/
2126h, 4905m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21677w x- --/19:29:32.648/
You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2810h, 4905m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21677w x- --/19:29:32.959/ s
s

With a great flap of its wings, a two-headed eagle flies in from the south.
2976h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21677w x-
A two-headed eagle slashes at your stomach with his sharp talons, ripping
strips of flesh from your torso.
A two-headed eagle slashes at your stomach with his sharp talons, ripping
strips of flesh from your torso.
A two-headed eagle slashes at your stomach with his sharp talons, ripping
strips of flesh from your torso.
1804h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21677w x- --/19:29:33.279/
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
1804h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21677w x- --/19:29:33.420/ s

You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
1804h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w x- --/19:29:33.760/ s

Now now, don't be so hasty!
1804h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
Moonburst 74467
1804h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w ex-
A two-headed eagle flaps his giant wings, sending forceful astral winds
hammering against your body.
1454h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w e-
With a great flap of its wings, a two-headed eagle flies in from the south.
1454h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w e- --/19:29:34.131/
You are regaining balance and are unable to move.
1454h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w e- --/19:29:34.361/ s

1454h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w e- --/19:29:34.611/ s

You are regaining balance and are unable to move.
1454h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w e- --/19:29:34.952/ s

You are regaining balance and are unable to move.
1454h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w e- --/19:29:35.242/ s

You are regaining balance and are unable to move.
1454h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w e- --/19:29:35.553/ s

Now now, don't be so hasty!
1454h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w e- --/19:29:35.843/
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
Moonburst 74467
1454h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w ex-
A two-headed eagle slashes at your stomach with his sharp talons, ripping
strips of flesh from your torso.
A two-headed eagle slashes at your stomach with his sharp talons, ripping
strips of flesh from your torso.
A two-headed eagle screeches loudly, the sound reverberates through your head
bringing blood to your ears.
A two-headed eagle screeches loudly, the sound reverberates through your head
bringing blood to your ears.
110h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15570en, 21689w exd-
A forbidding plaza.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
You see exits leading north, southeast, and west.
110h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15568en, 21689w exd- --/19:29:36.284/ s

Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
110h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15568en, 21689w exd- --/19:29:36.374/
There is no exit in that direction.
110h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15568en, 21689w exd-
With a great flap of its wings, a two-headed eagle flies in from the north.
110h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15568en, 21689w exd-
You bleed 109 health.
clot
clot
clot
1h, 4980m, 3334e, 10p, 15568en, 21689w exd- --/19:29:36.814/
1h, 4926m, 3334e, 10p, 15568en, 21677w exd- --/19:29:37.005/ w

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

1h, 4926m, 3334e, 10p, 15568en, 21677w exd-

A two-headed eagle slashes at your stomach with his sharp talons, ripping
strips of flesh from your torso.
An exotic plant tumbles out of a leprechaun.
A pile of golden sovereigns spill from a leprechaun.
You have been slain by a two-headed eagle.
The corpse of an emaciated virgin falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of an emaciated virgin falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of an emaciated virgin falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of an emaciated virgin falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of an emaciated virgin falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a two-headed eagle falls out of your inventory.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
0h, 4926m, 3334e, 0p, 15568en, 21677w ex-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 4926m, 3334e, 0p, 15568en, 21677w ex-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 4926m, 3334e, 0p, 15568en, 21677w ex- --/19:29:37.656/ credits
Sip health

A gusty corridor.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
You see exits leading north, east, and west.
0h, 4926m, 3334e, 0p, 15568en, 21677w ex- --/19:29:37.776/ w

0h, 4926m, 3334e, 0p, 15568en, 21689w ex- --/19:29:37.906/
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 4926m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 21689w ex- --/19:29:38.096/
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 4926m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 21689w ex-
A large waiting room.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
You see exits leading north, east, and south.
0h, 4926m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 21689w ex- --/19:29:38.487/
(Order): Stagar (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes you are, if your not
killing them with the right spiritual balance in mind, then your not hunting.
Your just killing dumb animals."
0h, 4926m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 21689w ex- --/19:29:40.570/ credits
Sip health

You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 4926m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 21689w ex- --/19:29:40.820/
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 4926m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 21689w ex- --/19:29:41.020/
Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 4776m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 21701w ex- --/19:29:41.611/
Your soul is flung back to the prime material plane. Slowly, a skeleton forms
from the aether, and muscles appear upon the bones, bubbling up in a frothy
spray of blood. Finally, new skin stretches out and covers your new body, and
you step out from the Moonhart Mother Tree.
Jack2005-04-29 22:14:54
Gotta hate it more when conglutination breaks and makes ya lose 50%, though, Soll.

sad.gif
Soll2005-04-29 22:17:00
That was funny. laugh.gif
Jack2005-04-29 22:23:32
Yes.

It was hysterical.

I'm a goddamn comedic genius.
Terenas2005-04-30 06:34:49
QUOTE
You reject the friendship of Terenas.
Unally Terenas
Enemy Terenas
2517h, 4612m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 22730w lrx-
Terenas, the Blue is not currently an ally.
2517h, 4612m, 3842e, 10p, 14645en, 22730w lrx-
That's taking your paranoia a little too far, don't you think?


Manjanaia2005-04-30 16:06:45
(Glomdoring): Morrigana says, "Who retouches their makeup during sex? I mean really..."
Manjanaia2005-04-30 16:10:47
She did another one, worse, seconds later, but I might keep that one quiet. Probably personal tongue.gif.