You tell Midnight's Aria Etanru, "Glah-rah."
Etanru tells you, "Oven."
Etanru tells you, "STOVE GOD DAMN IT."
You tell Midnight's Aria Etanru, "GLAH-RAH."

Etanru says, "..."

You tell Midnight's Aria Etanru, "The things you cook food in = Glara."

Etanru says, "Rhysus, would you be so kind as to inform Soll what an OVEN is?"

Etanru says, "Also known as a STOVE."

You say, "It's a Glara, damnit."

Etanru says, "And NEVER A GLARA."

You tell Grand Duke Rhysus Saros, "Play with me here. *cough*."
You tell Grand Duke Rhysus Saros, "Pretend that an oven's actually called a glara."

You say, "Seriously, it's a Glara."

Rhysus says, "Ovens are called Glaras in more places than they are called stoves."

You say, "See, Etanru?"

You tell Grand Duke Rhysus Saros, "Thanks. Hehe."
You tell Midnight's Aria Etanru, "Dumbass."

Etanru says, "...I am so uncultured."

Etanru says, "*weep*."

Erion says, "But they're called ovens by more people than you crazy brits."

Erion says, "Friggin glaras."

You tell Erion the Faeslayer, "Shh."
You tell Erion the Faeslayer, "I'm playing a prank on Etanru."
You tell Erion the Faeslayer, "Pretend ovens really are called Glara's."

Rauros says, "Huh?"

Rauros says, "What the hell are you talking about?"

Yu say, "Fighting a losing battle against the Glara, Etanru."

Etanru says, "My mum says they're called ovens or stoves or cookers."

Rauros says, "What is a Glara?"

You tell Erion the Faeslayer, "*snicker* We should get the ovens here changed to Glara's, to -really- confuse him."

Etanru says, "What british people call ovens."

Rauros says, "Oh."

Elerial says, "Really?"

Etanru says, "Yes."

You tell Attendant of Diamondlight, Rauros Gilmire, "Play along, I'm trying to convince Etanru ovens are called Glara's."

Erion says, "F(unnybone)."

Erion says, "God my fingers hurt."

You tell Elerial, "Play along, I'm trying to convince Etanru ovens are called Glara's."
Elerial tells you, "Ah."

Erion says, "Touched the glara rack."

Erion says, "Burned my finger tips."

You say, "Ouch."

You tell Elerial, "I'm going to see if I can convince Estarra to change ovens
here to Glara's, to really confuse him."

Etanru says, "I still don't believe they're called Glaras."

Etanru says, "I think you're all being mean and trying to
confuse me. ."

You tell Nyla, "Start talking about your glara on somethingorother."
You tell Nyla, "Glara being Oven."
Nyla tells you, "What the hell is a Glara?"
Nyla tells you, "Oh."
You tell Nyla, "Nothing, but we're all trying to convince Etanru it's what
Ovens are called."

Nyla says, "I cant believe you didnt know glaras are called ovens."

Elerial says, "Yeah, we have a really big glara at my synagogue."

Etanru says, "Liarssssss."

Etanru says, "Sollie, I hate you."

Etanru says, "No, because you made everyone trick me and I almost believed it."

Etanru:  Rhysus ratted you out.

Etanru. Good sport.
Then it starts dissolving into other randomness. Also, Estarra, please change Ovens to Glaras, just because Glara is so clearly the better word, and we've already started introducing it.