Quotes

by Jalain

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Falasin2005-05-02 05:41:26
Vis shouls really listen to his mother's word. Poking things can turn out very magical.
Aebrin2005-05-02 10:31:02
The Flying Dagger, Simimi, Snow Blower says, "Such cheesecake should not be so
tempting....honestly it is so good it really hould be forbidden."

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says, "Well Raezon is forrbiden...but
i've tasted him, he dosen't taste like cheese cake."

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says, "He taste like...divine."

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says to Vanthan, "You never bit your
divine Master from time to time out of curosity?"

The Flying Dagger, Simimi, Snow Blower says, "Nice to know Stagar likes the
taste of Divine Men..."

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says, "I didn't bite him like THAT."

"Ewwwwwwwww!" says Stagar in disgust.

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says, "I bit his ankle."

The Flying Dagger, Simimi, Snow Blower says, "I wonder what Lord Hajamin tastes
like?"

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says, "He taste like celestial gold."

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says, "He wears so much armour you
can't get to taste him."

The Flying Dagger, Simimi, Snow Blower says, "I invision peppermint icecream on
a peanut buttr and jelly piece of cheesecake."

Squire Vanthan Tregon, of the Armies of Light says, "I imagine Lady Viravain
would taste rotten."

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says, "Nahh, I tasted her to."

The Flying Dagger, Simimi, Snow Blower says, "Stagar did it, he tasted of Lord
Raezon's forbidden fruit."

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says, "The way you word that is so
wrong."

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says, "Auseklis taste like treebark."

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says, "Lisaera taste like woman in
her prime..which is a very arousing taste before she warning zapped me for
getting to tasteish."

The Flying Dagger, Simimi, Snow Blower says, "On a side not I wonder what Ixion
tastes like..."

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says, "He taste like tainted dragon."


Aebrin2005-05-02 10:33:56

The Flying Dagger, Simimi, Snow Blower says, "... I'm gonna piss on your head
Aebrin."

....

and all because I changed her suffix to Ixion Blower, but that's because of the discussion we had.
Aebrin2005-05-02 10:35:00
Stagar removes a shimmering suit of full plate armour.

Stagar removes a pair of glacial blue panties.

High Apostle Kalas Stagar, Veradin Dragon says to you, "Now hold still."


OMGOSH!!!!!!! blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif
Manjanaia2005-05-02 11:41:30
Dear God I... don't miss Celest tongue.gif.

That cum one was pretty sick.

And Richter. wub.gif
Unknown2005-05-02 11:50:01
Bah Celest is Awesome. wub.gif Celest
Manjanaia2005-05-02 19:49:00
(Wyrms): Ellara says, "Feros, god damn your mangy little body, I love you."

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Unknown2005-05-02 19:54:53
I just knew somebody was going to quote that. dry.gif
Manjanaia2005-05-02 19:58:33
*taps sig* That's me.

EDIT: Smile dear biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-05-02 20:54:51
So we were talking about Lusternia Radio, and this techno dance track came up...

I think I would rather listen to someone farting into a microphone

...so Revan did.
Shiri2005-05-02 21:01:09
...roflmao.gif

QUOTE(Revan on the radio)
...this is DJ Revan here, currently staring at Lusternia...and typing ES avenger over and over and over. WHY? I'll tell you why. Because Murphy and Marsu are in the arena and they WILL NOT, FRICKING, DIE, AAAARGH.


Damn. Between Revan and Bricriu we have the best DJs evar. biggrin.gif

EDIT:
QUOTE(Revan)
Well...I went through two songs...and they're still not dead yet. WHY ARE THEY NOT DEAD YET, oh LOOK, THAT'S WHY, they're running around now, AHAHAHAHahaha...haha...ha...haaaaa. *sigh*.


He sounds so much like the guy from 8 bit D&D. I mean, damn. tongue.gif
Rauros2005-05-02 21:17:49
QUOTE
A huge sigh of relief echoes through the realm, and the minstrels shout in chorus, "About time too!"

QUOTE
Muttering sounds from the arena as the minstrels draw straws over who has to sing Murphy's praises.

Jasper2005-05-02 22:43:26
(Glomdoring): Morrigana says, "Seriously, if I have to hear another inane rant from moralis about his stupid goddess Im gonna lose my mind."

(Glomdoring): Morrigana says, "Ack, misaether."

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Sylphas2005-05-02 22:53:01
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Soll2005-05-02 22:53:11
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Richter2005-05-02 23:21:09
Fool of a daughter!
Unknown2005-05-03 00:34:23
yay
I'm fixed.
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...Never thought a male could be happy about that.....
Jalain2005-05-03 01:12:01
I loved Viragollum, Lacosayoda, Darth Fain and Monkey Hajamin.
Raven also played me Mad World by Gary Jules from the Donnie Darko soundtrack, and chanting monks... That's not a band name.. I just wanted to listen to some chanting monks. He's a great DJ and should think about doing t professionally.. or something..
Shiri2005-05-03 01:13:00
He makes me cringe sometimes but that Viragollum thing had people crying. XD
Roul2005-05-03 01:26:02
Jalain, check your privates.
....
DO THEY ITCH?
They're way off to the side and I don't see them blinking