Quotes

by Jalain

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Olan2005-05-05 19:58:02
You realize, you spore-hoarders, that you are the cause of ALL of our lag, right???!!!111
Soll2005-05-05 19:59:35
ZOMG!
Unknown2005-05-05 20:05:05
QUOTE(Olan @ May 5 2005, 08:58 PM)
You realize, you spore-hoarders, that you are the cause of ALL of our lag, right???!!!111
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*Bahahahahah* *goes and gathers even more spores* tongue.gif
Kaileigh2005-05-05 23:43:44
*gathers spores too* wait I'm an aqua.. *does it anyway when no on is looking*


anyway.. toodling around on my shiney new novice

QUOTE
A beach by Bondero Bay.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. You see exits leading northeast,
east, and west.
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-w

Bondero Bay.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. You see exits leading north,
northeast, east, southwest, and west.
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-w

There's water ahead of you. You'll have to swim in that direction to make it
through.
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-sw

There's water ahead of you. You'll have to swim in that direction to make it
through.

411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-l

Bondero Bay.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The waters of the bay are rich with
life, mostly seaweed and small colourful fish. The waters are warm, rippling
from the winds that blow down from the mountains. The gentle swelling of the
waves rock the surface, and seagulls circle overhead. To the north the bay
opens up to the enormous expanse of the Inner Sea. The air is filled with the
briny scent of ocean waters. Pausing to rest, a loboshigaru pilgrim looks off
into the distance. Pausing to rest, a taurian pilgrim looks off into the
distance. Pausing to rest, a dwarven pilgrim looks off into the distance.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southwest, and west.
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-w

There's water ahead of you. You'll have to swim in that direction to make it
through.
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-n

There's water ahead of you. You'll have to swim in that direction to make it
through.
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-sw

There's water ahead of you. You'll have to swim in that direction to make it
through.
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-se

There is no exit in that direction.
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-e

There's water ahead of you. You'll have to swim in that direction to make it
through.
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-

(Shades): You say, "How did I get in the water without swimming.."
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-
(Shades): Ceres says, "You cannot, unless you have a waterwalking enchantment."
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-gnt I don't but I am surrounded and I didn't swim

(Shades): You say, "I don't but I am surrounded and I didn't swim."
411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-e

There's water ahead of you. You'll have to swim in that direction to make it
through.

411h, 500m, 530e, 0p ex-swim e

You begin to steadily swim east.
Narsrim2005-05-06 01:58:12
(The Moonhart Circle): Gregori says, "I really don't care if the enemy is the only person I can find that brings a goat to bed. The person is an enemy."


(The Moonhart Circle): Gregori says, "Not saying I like goats...."


(The Moonhart Circle): Ibaesha says, "Now I know why you divorced me."
Gregori2005-05-06 02:11:39
I will get you for that Narsrim.. you and your little dog too!
Sylphas2005-05-06 02:23:01
*eye Gregori*
roflmao.gif
Vix2005-05-06 03:07:29
Heh. He did!

2005/05/06 02:58:33 Gregori has discharged Narsrim from the clan of Serenwilde Elite Guard

But then he welcomed him back again since discharging Narsrim was an accident.
Soll2005-05-06 05:58:40
Me? sad.gif
Shiri2005-05-06 17:17:24
Ahahaha. I hope Murphy has a log of that. I was harvesting in the Inner Sea, when suddenly - teleport! Panic. So I swim up, onto the surface, then fly using my broom. I wait a couple minutes, then when I see a teleport, move again. Eventually I stop, and let him teleport. He appears, in midair, and falls down. Well, fair enough. Anyone can make a mistake. But no. HE DOES NOT LEARN. He teleports again. I'm shielded and rebounded, so he falls again. I move. He does it again.

And again.

And again.

Only after the TWENTIETH time or so does he figure out that "hmm, maybe hitting his shield, wasting my mana vials and sparkleberries to teleport, and randomly falling out of the air ISN'T KILLING HIM?" So he gets Thorgal to help. They teleport in, Murphy hits me, falls down again. Only when I scan, I see Thorgal too. Panic! Someone who isn't completely stupid with fighting tactics! So I ask on SEG if anyone's by Mother, but not on a monolith. Thaemorn is. So I teleport there, and sit in some guards. But Murphy forgot to use a scry enchantment or a thirdeye script! No, he teleports RIGHT IN to three Druids and me with a demesne. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

(The sad part is, both of them got away. It kept telling Thaemorn he didn't have any demesne despite the fact that he actually did, and I didn't have any Fae summoned. Le sigh.)
Soll2005-05-06 17:19:08
Ahahahahah! roflmao.gif roflmao.gif roflmao.gif roflmao.gif roflmao.gif

Genious!
Shiri2005-05-06 17:27:36
The sad part was that it had been going on long enough that I was considering trying to wear Murphy out of mana vials by keeping it up, but after he'd lost a third of one (I swear, if 20 attempts is an exaggeration, it's a very small one) he cottoned on and got help. sad.gif
Sylphas2005-05-06 19:20:40
roflmao.gif
Summer2005-05-06 19:25:42
More teleing in the sky stories, yay.

Lolliprin Lake.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, and south.

You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with
motes of bright light.

You begin to steadily swim south.

Beach of Lolliprin Lake.
Growing in a clump, some glassblade reeds push out from the sandy soil.

You begin to flap your wings powerfully and rise quickly up into the firmament.
Flying above Beach of Lolliprin Lake.
You see exits leading north and west.

You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with
motes of bright light.

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Kedros comes into view.

Kedros plummets to the earth below! <- whee.gif

Moral of the story: ask before you teleport, even if, or especially if it's a "newbie" you're teleing to nyah.gif

ranting.gif on people who treat me like a dumb tele target.

Of course he was wanting to reincarnate... and got to the portal anyway, so meh. Would have been funnier if he weren't. Yeah, I'm mean. tongue.gif
Shamarah2005-05-06 19:32:54
If it's saying you don't have a demesne, it's usually if you fought in the arena recently and made a demesne there. I find that it goes back to normal if you just meld a new room or force out and re-meld a room (which it will set as the demesne center).
Jalain2005-05-06 21:42:10
*** Lisaera is now known as Anonymous
Lisaera = tuek??
Lisaera isn't here.
Yes, I'm really a creddiewhore Moondancer.
*** Anonymous is now known as Lisaera
Jalain2005-05-06 22:20:27
I'm afraid of you streaming and it being a man's voice.. it would ruin everything
BAh
I've streaked before
Gaetele2005-05-06 23:53:26
*insert ANYTHING that Jack and I have said to each other since we've gotten engaged*

If Narsrim and Soll weren't here, we'd win for Lusternia's most dysfunctional couple :/
Amaru2005-05-07 00:01:03
QUOTE(Gaetele @ May 7 2005, 12:53 AM)

If Narsrim and Soll weren't here, we'd win for Lusternia's most dysfunctional couple :/
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You must be kidding me! Me and Malicia are on our... fifth engagement. The longest we've been apart since we started in November was about 12 hours.
Unknown2005-05-07 00:18:55
I was sitting around helping the newbies, when I get this great revelation as to how Magnagora gets the Centaur colts:


(Newbie): Wolflo says, "What do i do after i get a centuar colt to follow me."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "I believe the people of the Serenwilde will be able to tell you more about that."

(Newbie): Kaervas says, "You could also take it to the Magnagora Zoo where it'll be well fed and looked after."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Though you should be aware that the Serenwilde will not like that, at all. As I said, try ask your commune mates."