Historian Visaeris Mae'loch, Dark Scholar says, "Getting d *hic* runK ish for
bums and lose *hic* rsh."

Visaeris sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

You tell Feros, "The manse will eventually reach 8 rooms or so... want a
bedroom for Manj?"

You tell Feros, "Or do you want to sleep together?"

Feros tells you, "Yes please with sex toys."

Feros tells you, "!!!!"

You tell Feros, "Sweet."

Feros tells you, "I meant in my bedroom!!"

Feros tells you, "Not with you!!!!"

You arse. Shall we tell them what you did at the bank Aebrin?

(Serenwilde): Anisu says, "Hello serenwilde."

(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "Greets, Anisu."

(Serenwilde): Marina says, "Greetings Anus."

(Serenwilde): Marina says, "Anisu."

(Serenwilde): Marina says, "Oi."

Muha. Ninja'd, and now Ninjaing

Yet another long quote Never thought cooking an egg could be so hard.

* Thorgal is now known as thorgal-is-basking-eggs
basking
well done
Basking
Nice
* thorgal-is-basking-eggs is now known as thorgal-is-baking-eggs
Baking?
-rofl-
baaah
why do you BAKE eggs?
I'm gonna go fry some
okay
frying then
bacon and egg sarnie
makking
MAKING
None of us can spell
* thorgal-is-baking-eggs is now known as thorgal-is-MAKING-eggs
chicken!
*rofl*
Hee
my thought exactly
-cry-
cooking
was about to suggest he use "laying" instead
he's laying them.
we know it.
* Ceres soothes
*pets thorgal*
* Elaria is now known as elaria-is-cooking-eggs
* thorgal-is-MAKING-eggs is now known as thorgal-is-bloody-boiling-eggs
In exterminatus extremum
Domina, salve nos
* elaria-is-cooking-eggs is now known as elaria-is-bloody-cooking-eggs
* elaria-is-bloody-cooking-eggs is now known as elaria-is-bloody-frying-eggs
there ^^
* Ceres is now known as Egg
-eep-
I came first!
* Egg is now known as Chicken
Nay, i did!
* Chicken is now known as Ceres
* thorgal-is-bloody-boiling-eggs is now known as Thorgal-jumping-off-a-cliff-in
* Thorgal-jumping-off-a-cliff-in is now known as Thorgal-jumping-off-a-cliff
bah
now I lost apetite
* Thorgal-jumping-off-a-cliff is now known as Thorgal
* Ceres is now known as Ceres-is-arranging-a-safety-ne
* Ceres-is-arranging-a-safety-ne is now known as Ceres-is-arranging-a-net
* Ceres-is-arranging-a-net is now known as Ceres
* Ceres is now known as Th0rgal
Arr
* Th0rgal is now known as Ceres

And a short one for once:

I'm about to go to bed
nite, aebrin
gnight Aebrin
I said about
not now!
I'm still doing homowork

I so thought he said _homework_ at first!

And just one more... featuring our lovely Aebrin and Stagar:

i'ma go stroke my victory quill a bit
can I stroke your victory quill too?
* aebrin ducks
* Ceres snickers.
sure
* aebrin strokes stagar's victory quill
What about Aesyra!?
i'm at the pool for anyone who wants to stroke my victory quill
ooo so stiff and pointy
*eye* aesyra can stroke it to
Heh
...its made frmo a phoenix feather..if its stiff and pointy i'm gonna be pissed
does it squirt out ink?
...wait..you don't think i'm talk...eww, minds out of gutters!

So I'm incredibly easy to amuse, even myself but it was the perfect person that entered!

The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Singing
a hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here.
Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous
branches heavenwards. There are 10 centaur hunters here. A sigil in the shape
of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Reaching up as high as the
eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. A white and brown
speckled pony grazes nearby. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle.
Herb Witch, Alayana is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand.
Valandriel is here. He wields a tree-emblazoned heater shield in his left hand
and an athame dagger in his right.
You see exits leading north and south.
3894h, 5370m, 5192e, 10p elrxk-
You whisper a message in your hands and set it into an illusion.
3894h, 5220m, 5192e, 10p lrxk-
* Balance Recovered *
3894h, 5220m, 5192e, 10p elrxk-
3894h, 5370m, 5192e, 10p elrxk-
The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Singing
a hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here.
Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous
branches heavenwards. There are 10 centaur hunters here. A sigil in the shape
of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Reaching up as high as the
eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. A white and brown
speckled pony grazes nearby. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle.
Valandriel is here. He wields a tree-emblazoned heater shield in his left hand
and an athame dagger in his right. Herb Witch, Alayana is here. She wields an
athame dagger in her left hand.
You see exits leading north and south.
3894h, 5370m, 5192e, 10p elrxk-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
3894h, 5370m, 5192e, 10p elrxk-
Syntax: DISPELL ILLUSION
You can either dispell a random illusion either in a location or on another, or
you can target a specific illusion to dispell. This does not always work as you
pit your illusion skill against that of the creator, though you can always
dispell illusions you have woven yourself.
3894h, 5370m, 5192e, 10p elrxk-
(Market): Ceren says, "Transcendent enchanter with all cosmic enchantments and
all regeneration enchants. Send tells to place orders."
3894h, 5370m, 5192e, 10p elrxk-
Tenebrae, riding a tame wakabi, arrives from the north.
He is followed by a loboshigaru pilgrim, a dwarven pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim,
an aslaran pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, and a tame wakabi.
A mouth appears and says, "Welcome to Humpersville, home of the Treehumper
tribe. Please leave your clothing at the door and take up position next to one
of the pine trees."
3894h, 5370m, 5192e, 10p elrxk-
With a simple gesture, you dispell a magic mouth here.
3894h, 5220m, 5192e, 10p lrxk-
* Balance Recovered *
3894h, 5295m, 5192e, 10p elrxk-
Serenguard Tenebrae Darkamist-Hartfire says, ".."
3894h, 5295m, 5192e, 10p elrxk-

(Newbie): Feir says,"But i tried 'reject virginity' and it didn't work."

(Newbie): Morgaena says, "I think virginity has its own way of..erm..being rejected *BLUSH*."

Silly Newbies.

Edited log:

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "You're surrounded by the grace of innocence. REJECT
INNOCENCE will remove it, but be careful, you can never regain this innocence."

(Newbie): Dakine says, "Is that kind of like virgin innocence?"

(Newbie): Andala says, "Er.."

(Newbie): Morgaena says, "No."

(Newbie): Dakine says, "Why not, if you lose your virginity you cant get it
back either."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Though I doubt you can really compare those two things
*smiles* But enough of that."

(Newbie): Kidaen says, "You have a virgin innocence as well, but that's not
publically displayed in your honours."

(Newbie): Morgaena says, "You do?"

(Newbie): Feir says, "But i tried 'reject virginity' and it didnt work."

(Newbie): Morgaena says, "I think virginity has its own way of..erm..being
rejected *BLUSH*."

(Newbie): Kidaen says, "Most people come into the world as a virgin yes, not
sure about you though. However, Newbie should not be subject to chatter like
this."

Edit: Heh, Mine's the more complete version though!

I knew it was you. I had a conversation about that illusion. I hope you left before I started talking...

Aebrin's Glow, Yila, Child of Light sings, "Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who treat boys like their girls, who treat girls like ther boys..."
Aebrin's Glow, Yila, Child of Light says, "Um.. mis aether..and then some."
Aebrin's Glow, Yila, Child of Light says, "I imagine myself, singing that to me in a mirror...then it makes sense."

Lusty Radio will get you all! It has begun...

Marsu has been slain in the Klangratch Tournies by Ceres.
Ceres stands triumphant, the winner of the free-for-all in the Klangratch
Tournies.
.
.
.
Ceres shouts, "No minstrel?"
.
.
.
An extravagant minstrel shouts, "Oh? What? It's over? Oh, I'm terribly sorry;
it took so horribly long I fell asleep."

Ceres shouts, "Very funny. Get to the praises."

Raguel Hartfire, Fist of the Forest echoes, "Go back to sleep, you didn't miss
much - i think someone won and everyone else was just annoyed."

An extravagant minstrel shouts, "Right, right, one moment, where'd I put my
lute?"

The clear voice of a sole minstrel sounds from the Klangratch Tournies as he
immortalises the heroic deeds of Marsu into song.

Aqua Initiate Marsu Aurendil echoes, "Hrm."

Soll, of the Veradin booms, "Heh."

Aqua Initiate Marsu Aurendil echoes, "Wrong person."

Trooper Aragrot shouts, "Booo!"

An extravagant minstrel shouts, "What do you mean Marsu didn't win?"

Soll, of the Veradin booms, "Those are some slow, confused Minstrels there."

Raguel Hartfire, Fist of the Forest echoes, "Off with his head."

Thorgal Khuprus, the Mask of Pain echoes, "Down with the minstrels!"

DreadLord Alger D'Tylmirande, Commandant of the Tower echoes, "Sounded right to
me."

Ceres shouts, "Deary me. We need some better bards, I think."

Anisu shouts, "They just giving the public what it wants, Marsu praise."

An extravagant minstrel shouts, "I'm a minstrel, blast you!"

Ceres shouts, "Exactly! I hear tell bards do it better."

Master Silvanus d'Murani, the Blight shouts, "As far as I'm concerned, Marsu is
far better then Ceres. So go ahead, you were right."

A warrior of the Klangratch Tournies shouts, "Bunch o' whiners! Less singin',
more killin'!"

Historian Visaeris Mae'loch, Dark Scholar shouts, "It doesn't really matter..
Someone sell me some booze!"

An extravagant minstrel shouts, "If us masterful minstrels weren't around there
wouldn't even be any tournies! And canned warriors like you would only be good
for guard duties."

A warrior of the Klangratch Tournies pivots on the walls of the arena, tossing
his spear up and catching it in the back of his hand before drawing back and
hurling it into the air.

The panicked screams of minstrels echoes out across the Basin as they scurry
out of the way.

Historian Visaeris Mae'loch, Dark Scholar shouts, "I think we need less
minstrels, less warriors, and more brewers. I'm reduced to choosing between ale
and champagne.. Now that's a true tragedy."

The lance hurls down to the earth with a force unlike what most people would be
able to accomplish and takes the minstrel square in the chest with a sickening
crunch.

An extravagant minstrel has been slain by a warrior of the Klangratch Tournies.

I was referring to Gwylifar's woodplane of course.

Retroactively, anyway.

Lisaera: Hey, who wouldn't want to be married to Estarra? Rawr.