10 dollars says we see a Newbie created in Glomdoring either named "Ozzy" or "Dracula"... and that they quickly become involved in Shadowdancer politics.

Ozzy, Prince of Darkness.

And become GM.

Pff, that wouldn't work though. They'd have to be champion. (This is Ethelon's, what, third champion position though? .)

Okay. Votes for the Divine to forcefully NAMECHANGE Ethelon?

Shadowdancer titles.. am i the only one with Black Jewels Trilogy flashbacks here?

Let's change the Prince of Shadows to High Priest of the Hourglass

No no no! They're saving that for Hallifax!

Yep. Of three different archtypes, as well as Guilds.

Hartstone, Celestine, Shadowdancer.

Shining Nejii Talnara, of the Last Wings says, "I don't want to WHEEEE!"

(That was me saying something, Vix finishing off the eagle, and me getting level 70, incidentally. )

Revan: "I choose you Patchou!"

Wtf. He stole that off me. I said it in the IRC channel the other day. (Well, not directly with Patchou, but when we were talking about Ethelon's champion pet and working out whether it would be "Hoohoo the Shadow Owl" or something. )

Yrael, the Returned says to Oneiroi, "..can I have a hug?"

Oneiroi pets Yrael ingratiatingly.

The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "Eeww."

Oneiroi snaps Their fingers and warm water showers down upon Them, and They
scrubs under Their armpits trying to wash away that horrible stench.

The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "Much better."

Muttering sadly to themselves, the Oneiroi slowly fade into nothingness.

Yrael, the Returned says, "..rejected."

...I hate you.

(Channel): Bricriu says, "Nayl is a newbie predator!"

One of the minstrels sings a ballad about Soll, listing his deeds and
accomplishments. Because of his many guild changes, everyone is confused as to who should be affronted that the minstrel is kindly requested he stop singing, so the countdown may continue. A single minstrel remains.

*snuffle*

(Market): Murphy says, "Seeking mass refills."

What's so funny about that...