Quotes

by Jalain

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Nayl2005-05-12 15:42:42
(Glomdoring): Nyla says, "Destiny's Child."
Nayl2005-05-12 18:07:26

You tell Soll, "What's your definition of a muff?"
Soll tells you, ""(Female Genitals). happy.gif."
Soll tells you, "Someone has two. *vomit*."

Soll tells you, "He'll thrust his (Female Genital)'s in my face, though. sad.gif."

Fake Edit: Damn, gonna have to censor this myself, except without censor.gif to keep context
Kaervas2005-05-12 19:33:43
Ceres shouts, "Yes, Eiru - run."
Manjanaia2005-05-12 19:45:54
Kaileigh2005-05-12 19:45:55
(Celest): Leilani (from the Aetherways) says, "You can be pregnant and censor.gif..
BELIEVE ME."

I don't want to know where that was supposed to go and why..
Amaru2005-05-12 19:46:38
QUOTE(Kaileigh @ May 12 2005, 08:45 PM)
(Celest): Leilani (from the Aetherways) says, "You can be pregnant and censor.gif..
BELIEVE ME."
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Beat me to it, ahahahahahaaa!
Laysus2005-05-12 19:48:10
QUOTE(Gregori @ May 12 2005, 12:58 PM)
Current event: Free-For-All
Player          Health/Mana            Location
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Laysus          2594/2594H 3926/3926M  cluster of trees by the Seres
Kaileigh        3134/2612H 3391/4652M  southern Seres River
Torak            2600/2600H 2570/2900M  a wide stone staircase
Kelly            3141/3152H 2891/2966M  a field of rocks
Borca            3181/3181H 4186/4186M  wasted expanse
Alger            6112/6171H 2035/2057M  calm pool at the base of a waterfall
Marcalo          6131/6256H 1590/1611M  a field of rocks
Aajen            4304/4304H 2657/2687M  cobbled path before a cave
(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "The only advice I can give you, My dear Laysus, is
"run like you stole something"."
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That was after I commented how the three ur'guard who'd been after my blood earlier were all there *mumble*
Nayl2005-05-12 20:10:47
(Channel): Kidaen says, "I am getting sooooo tired of this."
(Channel): PersonA says, "Comforts."
(Channel): You say, "Not good enough."
(Channel): You say, "Get back in your hole, and play lutes and stuff, to fix
wha.... wait, don't play lutes, Hector blamed you for the damages anyway."
(Channel): PersonB says, "Aww what's wrong!"
(Channel): You say, ":P."
(Channel): Kidaen says, "I maybe if I rip them to bloody shreds... that might
help."
(Channel): PersonA says, "Eat Nayl, no loss there. *hum*."
The Inner Sea.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. You see
exits leading north, northeast, southeast, and southwest.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
Zhaine tells you, "Summoned?"
You say, "Ooer."
(Channel): Kidaen says, "Is the answer there maybe or should I keep flinging you
around till I find it? tongue.gif."
You raise an eyebrow questioningly.
You say, "Wha."
(Channel): You say, "It might be."
(Channel): You say, "Not too sure."
(Channel): You say, "It might be on astral but."
You tell Acolyte Zhaine, Ordos Primus, "Yea, Kidaen messing with me."
A corral of ghosts.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
You see exits leading south (open door) and west.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
(Channel): Kidaen says, "There?"
You discern:
You are standing in the Astrosphere of Leo.
Your environment conforms to that of astral.
You are in the Astral Plane.
(Channel): You say, "Hmm... not quite, a bedroom, I think."
Zhaine tells you, "Some people have all the luck."
You tell Acolyte Zhaine, Ordos Primus, "It's because I'm messing with him."
A corral of ghosts.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
You see exits leading south (open door) and west.
(Channel): You say, "Where's that damn lute?"
In the ante-room.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
rainbow halo surrounds a crystalline power node that pushes up from the ground
here.
A table for one.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
You can see no further.
The blue dunes.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. His
stomach rumbling loudly, a ravenous fesix is clearly in a foul mood.
You can see no further.
The astrosphere jolts and surges upwards as Leo disconnects from Taurus.
(Channel): Kidaen says, "I know!"
You tell Acolyte Zhaine, Ordos Primus, "Well, now I'm on astral."
The End of Time.
There are no obvious exits.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
(Channel): Kidaen says, "Is it there?"
Before the Portal of Fate.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. Seething with arcane energy,
the Portal of Fate floats before you.
You see a single exit leading out.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
(Channel): You say, "Tell me, so I can hit you over the head with it."
(Channel): You say, "Not quite."
(Channel): You say, "Hehehe."
(Channel): Kidaen says, "Hmm, we'll find it eventually I'm sure."
(Channel): You say, "No doubt."
(Channel): Kidaen says, "Maybe I should have you check behind the seals, ask
Kethuru."
(Channel): You say, "Hmm... Virathuru should know."
(Channel): You say, "Just poke me inside.... err... near her/it."
(Channel): Kidaen says, "Indeed."
Nayl2005-05-12 20:17:14


(Channel): Kidaen says, "That's not what sla- uhm, what We pay them for."
(Channel): PersonA says, "Or maybe they do it because they know that you lost your
lute, Kidaen."
(Channel): Kidaen says, "I didn't lose My lute."
(Channel): You say, "Maybe this way, newbie gut can string your new one made of
bone."
(Channel): You say, "Suuuure."
A lute descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.
You pick up a lute.
(Channel): Kidaen says, "See?"
The body of this fine instrument is made from several seperate pieces of
sycamore, bend and glued into a vaulted form. Tied on small wooden pegs in the
distinct neck five pair of strings, set two and two, are strung over a
fingerboard to end attached at the lower end of a finely carved soundhole. It
is not uncomman that the owner put ornaments in the form of flowers, women,
birds, all sort of things all painted or carved on the wood of the instrument.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 12 ounce(s).
You give a lute a compassionate hug.
You grab protectively at a lute.
(Channel): You say, "Alright."
(Channel): You say, "Fine."
(Channel): You say, "But you cheated."
(Channel): Kidaen says, "Of course I cheated, I'm an Ephemeral."
(Channel): You say, "Not good enough."
(Channel): You say, "Back in the box."
(Channel): You say, "Now, where's the one I kept Buho in?"
(Channel): You say, "It might smell a bit, but it's better than the other one."
(Channel): Kidaen says, "Don't make Me put you in Time again..."
(Channel): You say, "Ooh."
(Channel): You say, "Time was fun."
The End of Time.
There are no obvious exits.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
Kidaen appears out of thin air.
Kidaen raises his hand in greeting and says "Hi!"
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
Finger extended, Kidaen pokes you.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
Finger extended, Kidaen pokes you.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel says, "You know, this is a great hobby, I should
do this more often."
Finger extended, Kidaen pokes you.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
You are stuck in time and are unable to do anything.
Before the Portal of Fate.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. Seething with arcane energy,
the Portal of Fate floats before you.
You see a single exit leading out.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
You say, "You'd get more excercise."
"Bah!" you retort disgustedly.
(Channel): PersonB says, "Ooo what was it like Nayl? hehe."
Roul2005-05-13 01:47:51
that
my good friend
is what ball gags are for
smile.gif
Terenas2005-05-13 04:14:38
Both Thaemorn and Nejii died on Astral and conglutinated-

(Serenwilde): Gelo says, "Nejii down in astral."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "We're both fine."

(Serenwilde): Gelo says, "Ah ok."

(Serenwilde): Gelo says, "Oh your seren too. whos that thor.. i sorry i got
confused with thorgal and thaemorn."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "Hey!"

(Serenwilde): Gelo says, "I know im sorry."

(Serenwilde): Thaemorn says, "I'm your damn champion!"
Maedhros2005-05-13 06:38:46
You have been turned into a shrub by the administration. You will remain a
shrub for a remaining forever.
3198h, 2253m, 2746e, 10p ex-rmsg 9

Message #9 Sent by: Estarra
01/22 01:08 "Shrubbed permanently for ."

Message #10 Sent by: (system)
01/24 21:48 "Fain, of the Red Masque has bestowed His divine highfavour upon
you. It will last for 3 days."


Don't feel like explaining why I was shrubbed, but it was an OOC problem with the character and not my fault tongue.gif.
Shiri2005-05-13 09:01:00
I remember jumping you, thinking you were Bau, once.
Stupid Bau. Stupid Syrienne.
...WTF?
How the censor.gif do you mistake me for Bau?
>_<'
You both talk a lot.
Type.
Whatever.
Er.. it seems to be a trigger in my ZMUD folder.
Sekreh2005-05-14 05:10:02
(The Hexen): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "Well, it immunises you to
Shadowdancers."

(The Hexen): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "Don't tell anyone."

(The Hexen): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "*hum*."

Your current clan will now be the 'The Hexen' clan.

(The Hexen): You say, "Wait, don't tell the shadowdancers?"

(The Hexen): You say, "What if they notice?"

(The Hexen): Vix (from the Astral Plane) says, "Um..."

(The Hexen): You say, "That would suck."

(The Hexen): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "They won't notice."

(The Hexen): You say, "Oh good."

(The Hexen): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "Narsrim."

(The Hexen): You say, "Do the honors?"

(The Hexen): Vix (from the Astral Plane) says, "Funny... isn't Sekreh one?"

(The Hexen): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "You're forgetting something
Nars."

(The Hexen): You say, "Oh wait."

(The Hexen): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "XD."

(The Hexen): You say, "You got me!"

(The Hexen): Vix (from the Astral Plane) says, "Silly you."

(The Hexen): Vix (from the Astral Plane) says, "Silly Tuek too."

(The Hexen): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "Damn, gotta quotes page
that."

(The Hexen): You say, "Fix my typo."
Shiri2005-05-14 05:40:58
(That's an OOC clan, before anyone gets on my back about it. tongue.gif)
Ialie2005-05-14 06:07:32
You recall that Yrael told you:
"((I will laugh so hard at the deathspam when this node goes off. It'd give
someone like Murphy or Daevos or Tuek an orgasm.))"



You recall that Yrael told you:
"((ER, mis.))"
Unknown2005-05-14 06:35:18
Isar has been slain by the might of a power node.
Nepthysia has been slain by the might of a power node.
Yrael has been slain by the might of a power node.
Nepthysia has been slain by the might of a power node.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "LEMMINGS!"
Shiri2005-05-14 06:40:10
Hah, all us smart Moonies got out in time. wink.gif
Bau2005-05-14 07:27:34
QUOTE(Shiri @ May 13 2005, 08:01 PM)
I remember jumping you, thinking you were Bau, once.
Stupid Bau. Stupid Syrienne.
...WTF?
How the censor.gif do you mistake me for Bau?
>_<'
You both talk a lot.
Type.
Whatever.
Er.. it seems to be a trigger in my ZMUD folder.
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Shiri2005-05-14 07:30:40
...hey, it wasn't my fault! halo.gif