Awww

So a friend of mine's digging through old logs...and found this. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing..it looks like a story don't it?






Gotta love stupidity *giggle*

Shiro tells you, "Dude."

You tell Desert Dragon Shiro Aramanth, "What?"

Shiro tells you, "Please cf me, I just got a freaking cdf for no damn reason."

...

Shiro tells you, "Well, your choice is a freaking idiot dude."

(Celest): Shiro (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I want everyone to know
in this city, that I will never and have never abaonded my post."

(Celest): Shiro (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It was under the idiocy
of our grand duke that he thought of it."

(Celest): Shiro (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Elaria should be power
blocked."

(Celest): Galvadore (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Tell it to the idiot
duke. I'm sure he loves taking suggestions after insults."

I though as soon as I said that i was gonna get quoted

Skyla tells you, "Baby, I thought you would never ask. I love you with all that
I am. You are more dear to me than my own eyes."

Even Serenwilde lusts after me!

Wow, Yrael's shaggin it with Gregori's gal

Skyla must -hate- her eyes... Poor her, if she didn't need her eyes to see, she'd probably blind herself.

Hmm. I'm bored, and that sounds like an interesting topic. I'm making it.

(Market): You say, "Seeking a alchemist to do kingdom, send tells."
(Market): Richter says, "Good luck with that."
(Market): You say, "A enchanter I mean."
Yukari tells you, "Smooth, real smooth."

You teleport along the aether strands to Galvadore.
A large mound of Celestial Gold.
All your eyes can see are mounds upon mounds of Celestial Gold. This hoard is
the last place this rare and beautiful metal can be found, besides that worn by
the Golden Lord Himself. Golden wings spread wide, a brilliant golden pegasus
stands here, sparkling softly. A mound of Celestial Gold shines here brightly.
Radiating an aura of immense wealth, a massive pile of golden sovereigns is
heaped upon the ground. Grand Duke Galvadore, the Starsailor is here. He wields
a tower shield in his left hand. Hajamin, the Golden Lord is here, emitting a
soft golden glow that lights up the area. He wields the Lance of Brilliance in
His left hand and the Shield of Brilliance in His right.
You see a single exit leading north.
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You shuffle 1 card with the image of the Catacombs of the Dead out of your
deck.
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You fling the card at the ground, and it vanishes into the earth in a spark of
magic.
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Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.
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A shimmering, translucent image rises up before you, its darkly gleaming
surface displaying the twisting passages of the Catacombs of Death that
criss-cross beneath the Basin of Life.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of blue, crackling
energy strikes your mortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your
brain. Blue fire erupts through your eye sockets and mouth as you die in
unspeakable agony.
You have been slain by Hajamin.
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You are dead, perhaps you should "Pray for Salvation".

Come on, how am I supposed to resist?

And a miunute later..
A hideous archdemon, your loyal companion, has been slain by Hajamin, the
Golden Lord.
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A small crack appears in the Megalith of Doom as it is drained in power.
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Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith links to the nexus and wild cosmic energies
dance across his frame before he releases the connection.
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The corpse of a hideous archdemon descends, resting on a golden disc of pure
light.
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You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a hideous archdemon.

Edit: Oh, and earlier, I was lured to His lance. That ended well, when I picked it up.

Yeah, now THAT was stupid. Hey look, a Gods having a meeting with His city leader. Lets teleport in and try to steal His gold...

As he said before, he didn't see You, only saw "Galvadore" in a place with "Mounds of Celestial Gold."

Oh man.... MONEY!!
Like... holy crap.... STEAL IT

Galvadore (from the Astral Plane) says, "Ze french are
invincible! unless you are soap or german."

I saw your name as last post of quotes and worried for a second there, Jack.

Celestines say the darndest things.

6456h, 2128m, 3611e, 10p elrxk-sq in

The staging grounds of the Klangratch Tournies.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A painting of Woe to the
Minstrels is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A magnificent white unicorn stands here in silence, illuminating her surroundings with a gentle silver glow. Crackling with blue lightning, the Handmaiden of Shakiniel hovers in the air here. Limned with holy fire, a celestial archangel stands loftily on a floating cloud, regarding you with her sympathetic eyes of light. Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade is here, shrouded. She wields a pair of black silkboxer shorts in her left hand. Lord Amaru La'Saet, Captain of the Towers is here, shrouded. He wields a sumptuous, sapphire blue lace bra in his left hand and graceful sapphire blue lace panties in his right.
You can see no further.

You tell Lord Amaru La'Saet, Captain of the Towers, "Lanista Malicia La'Saet,
Sunaj Blade is here, shrouded. She wields a pair of black silk boxer shorts in
her left hand. Lord Amaru La'Saet, Captain of the Towers is here, shrouded. He
wields a sumptuous, sapphire blue lace bra in his left hand and graceful
sapphire blue lace panties in his right."
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Amaru tells you, "Oops! Crap."
Malicia tells you, "You didn't see that, Murphy."

6456h, 2104m, 3611e, 10p elrxk-tell amaru already there
You tell Lord Amaru La'Saet, Captain of the Towers, "Already there."
6456h, 2152m, 3611e, 10p elrxk-Amaru tells you, "Gaah."
6456h, 2127m, 3611e, 10p elrxk-tell amaru daevos picked it up before me
You tell Lord Amaru La'Saet, Captain of the Towers, "Daevos picked it up before
me."6456h, 2127m, 3611e, 10p elrxk-tell malicia haha too late
You tell Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade, "Haha too late."
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Malicia tells you, "Die!"

We were playing around! *smack*