Quotes

by Jalain

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Aebrin2005-05-23 13:07:43
For some reason I found this extremely funny:

(Celest): Kalidan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What can you do if you
can fly?"

(Celest): Akuro (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "FLY."
Vix2005-05-23 23:21:11
(Serenwilde): Klia says, "I don't like virgins anymore."
Jasper2005-05-24 06:31:10
QUOTE(tenqual @ May 23 2005, 07:40 AM)
Lylah tells you, "Before I came to Glomdoring, I was a Nihilist, a follower of Lady Nifilhema to be precise. I now direct my thoughts towards the betterment of Glomdoring only, but I still retain a great interest in the application of pain. I want to research exactly what the effects of the various skills we have available to us as members of the Commune are, and how best they can be put to use to cause pain without killing the subject. I think that this could prove quite useful in rituals, besides simply being of interest."

..... just wrong.... very wrong.... very wrong IC at that...scaring... so scaring fear.gif
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She is like my favorite of all my wiccans. We are -so- going to use her research for our blood rituals and sacrifices.

evil.gif pureevil.gif muhahaha.gif
Aebrin2005-05-24 10:28:03
Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel's voice reverberates, "Nonsense, Yrael is an
unfortunate byproduct of Estarra's early experiments, We all know that."
Yrael2005-05-24 10:31:22
Bastard beat me to it.
Nayl2005-05-24 17:10:13
roflmao.gif
Nayl2005-05-24 21:44:50
QUOTE(Lusternia)
Lady Nepthysia d'Iasani, Mistress of Flame says, "Im one dead sexy granny then."

Amaru2005-05-25 01:12:39
'Nevertheless, New Celest struggled and survived, yearning for
the days of old and hoping to see the return of the Empire's former glory
when all the Basin of Life was united under the Light.....'


(Celest): Masakai says, "Shane is being Racis to me."

(Celest): Masakai says, "Not really."

(Celest): Rauros says, "Shane dont be mean to Masakai."

(Celest): Masakai says, "Shane Is lucky that I feel nice today."

(Celest): Kurama says, "Why wont you both go spar in arena?"

(Celest): Kurama says, "To end this matter."

(Celest): Masakai says, "I killed him last time in two shots hes no fun heheh."

(Celest): Galvadore says, "I thought Shane was a lady."

(Celest): Kurama says, "Meet me at pool."

(Celest): Katara says, "She is."

(Celest): Masakai says, "She or he is."

(Celest): Shane says, "Not you didnt even kill me once."

(Celest): Masakai says, "Yes I did lets go and resolve this."

(Celest): Kurama says, "In arena not out of it."

(Celest): Shane says, "Liar you are a very big liar."

(Celest): Masakai says, "Dont be lieing now."

(Celest): Kurama says, "Shane come to pool."

Sir Kurama, Disciple of the Dawn says, "A sec."

Sir Kurama, Disciple of the Dawn says, "Weit."

Masakai says, "Your going down."



I love Celest. No really, I love it. Galv, do your job and just immediately kick out people like this. It may seem harsh, but imagine how good it'd be for the sake of the productive populace. People might actually want to JOIN Celest and STAY IN Celest if it weren't for these retards.
Shiri2005-05-25 01:16:52
Heh. Only Masakai keeps shouting about it as well. Aaargh. sleep.gif

QUOTE(Amaru)
(Celest): Shane says, "Not you didnt even kill me once."

(Celest): Masakai says, "Yes I did lets go and resolve this."

(Celest): Shane says, "Liar you are a very big liar."

(Celest): Masakai says, "Dont be lieing now."


I mean come on, what is that? wacko.gif
Unknown2005-05-25 01:49:45
QUOTE
(Celest): Shane says, "Not you didnt even kill me once."

(Celest): Masakai says, "Yes I did lets go and resolve this."

(Celest): Shane says, "Liar you are a very big liar."

(Celest): Masakai says, "Dont be lieing now."


dots.gif Some people have way too much time on their hands..
Rauros2005-05-25 05:01:22
I scolded Masakai numerous times on guildtalk. Theres something wrong with that boy. I tried to have a private conversation with Twyla, and told Masakai to leave. He was invisible and kept sneaking back into the room. When I told him to leave again, he left without a word. Finally I got fed up and /yelled/. He responded by shouting.
QUOTE
Masakai shouts, "What did I do?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"


Yes, there was a 1 there...

This was followed shortly by...
QUOTE
Masakai tells you, "How did you see me?"
Unknown2005-05-25 05:53:42
QUOTE(Rauros @ May 24 2005, 10:01 PM)
This was followed shortly by...
Masakai tells you, "How did you see me?"


that's actually kind of funny tongue.gif
Nayl2005-05-25 08:10:53
Answer with my standard answer.
'Magic'
It's so funny watching people go, Que?
Unknown2005-05-25 08:18:23
Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel's voice reverberates, "None of the big guys
appear to be around, so grab your chance while you still stand it."

You shout, "Daevos is around, he is rather large."

Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel's voice reverberates, "Parts of him are, I
guess."

You shout, "No comment."
Kaileigh2005-05-25 08:39:13
This amused me greatly.

Alger came in and was pwning me greatly then I realized I didn't have him targested. brilliant eh?

QUOTE
Target tar = alger.
698h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
With a focused look, Alger strikes at you with a baleful rapier of darkened
steel. The blade is driven cleanly through the meat of your right thigh.
468h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-

468h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
Across the heavens, the stars and moon challenge night's dark reign, revealing
familiar constellations that tell the tales of myth and legend.
468h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
You remove 1 yarrow, bringing the total in the Rift to 30.
468h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
You eat a yarrow sprig.
The flow of blood recedes as your left leg's main artery mends.
468h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
Sparkling water splashes up over your body, healing your wounds.
595h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Alger.
595h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-bub

You let out a loud, long 'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
595h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
Alger takes a long drag off his pipe.
595h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
Frothy water swirls at your feet and glowing foam travels up your body.
You aren't such a complete idiot anymore.
595h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
You may eat or smoke another herb.
595h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-h

You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion flows down your throat without effect.
595h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
Alger takes a drink from an opal vial.
Alger licks his lips and suddenly looks very attractive.
595h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-bub

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
595h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
Alger's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
With a focused look, Alger strikes at you with a baleful rapier of darkened
steel. Alger strikes powerfully your right leg, and blood fountains out in a
thick spray.
Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
325h, 4944m, 4003e, 10p ex-
You blow out a great big bubble that grows to an enormous girth and height. It
floats towards Alger and then engulfs him.
325h, 4744m, 4003e, 2p x-
An enormous bubble bobs out to the southwest.
452h, 4744m, 4003e, 2p x-bub

You fall to your knees in worship.


that last thing was because of stupidity, but I thought it timely.
Unknown2005-05-25 10:15:05
QUOTE(Quidgyboo @ May 25 2005, 10:18 AM)
Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel's voice reverberates, "None of the big guys
appear to be around, so grab your chance while you still stand it."

You shout, "Daevos is around, he is rather large."

Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel's voice reverberates, "Parts of him are, I
guess."

You shout, "No comment."
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Come on, we all know Daevos has a very large nose
Amaru2005-05-25 10:58:36
QUOTE(Rauros @ May 25 2005, 06:01 AM)
I scolded Masakai numerous times on guildtalk.  Theres something wrong with that boy.  I tried to have a private conversation with Twyla, and told Masakai to leave.  He was invisible and kept sneaking back into the room.  When I told him to leave again, he left without a word.  Finally I got fed up and /yelled/.  He responded by shouting.
Yes, there was a 1 there...

This was followed shortly by...
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I'm not the most tolerant of people, I'll confess that. But I think it'd be justified to just kick people like that out altogether. It isn't worth keeping them for anyone's sake, and they're too imbecilic to really care.
Unknown2005-05-25 16:41:55
QUOTE(Kidaen @ May 25 2005, 12:15 AM)
Come on, we all know Daevos has a very large nose
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Here I was, thinking you were talking about his gigantic sword. Or ego.
Soll2005-05-25 16:47:19
Ego.
Nayl2005-05-26 01:02:45
"Ego"