Quotes

by Jalain

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Unknown2005-06-05 15:27:30
QUOTE(Kaervas @ Jun 5 2005, 03:45 PM)
(Market): Raella says, "Anyone want to trade credits for sex?"

Then about 5 minutes later:

(Market): Lacostian says, "Anyone wishing to sell "sexual services" over market
will find their ability to communicate on that aetherwave revoked."
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Yeah.. she did that as an 'insider joke' after someone told her that that's how Annabelle made her credits... dry.gif
Ashteru2005-06-05 15:31:19
So that's how Celestines behave nowadays, eh?
Back in the old days, when Ash was still a Celestine, that would have never happened. Oooh...todays priests are so corrupted.
Amaru2005-06-05 15:31:45
Aesyra, you missed the whole conversation. It was actually funny if you'd seen the thing on CT.
Unknown2005-06-05 15:44:02
I heard it, Amaru laugh.gif

But the thing on market --> wacko.gif
Aebrin2005-06-06 03:22:20
(Ocean Temptations): You say, "I'm making a human just to see those stats fly."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Human Aquamancer..."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Joli can be my friend..."

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "Squee."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "And have raunchy butt sekz."

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "..wot?"

(Ocean Temptations): Xavius says, "Off! Bad Aebrin!"

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "With the Aqua staff."

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "Ewww."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Aquablast me one more time!"

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "Ewwwwww."

(Ocean Temptations): Xavius says, "That might...burn."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Haemorrhoids at its best."

One minute later...

(Ocean Temptations): Arix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ok thats
nasty."

Joli2005-06-06 03:26:39
QUOTE(Aebrin @ Jun 5 2005, 10:22 PM)
(Ocean Temptations): You say, "I'm making a human just to see those stats fly."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Human Aquamancer..."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Joli can be my friend..."

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "Squee."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "And have raunchy butt sekz."

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "..wot?"

(Ocean Temptations): Xavius says, "Off! Bad Aebrin!"

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "With the Aqua staff."

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "Ewww."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Aquablast me one more time!"

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "Ewwwwww."

(Ocean Temptations): Xavius says, "That might...burn."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Haemorrhoids at its best."

One minute later...

(Ocean Temptations): Arix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ok thats
nasty."
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bad bad Aebrin.. crying.gif
Maedhros2005-06-06 03:41:30
QUOTE(Aebrin @ Jun 5 2005, 10:22 PM)
(Ocean Temptations): You say, "I'm making a human just to see those stats fly."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Human Aquamancer..."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Joli can be my friend..."

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "Squee."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "And have raunchy butt sekz."

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "..wot?"

(Ocean Temptations): Xavius says, "Off! Bad Aebrin!"

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "With the Aqua staff."

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "Ewww."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Aquablast me one more time!"

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "Ewwwwww."

(Ocean Temptations): Xavius says, "That might...burn."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Haemorrhoids at its best."

One minute later...

(Ocean Temptations): Arix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ok thats
nasty."
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Joli2005-06-06 07:17:18
yeah.. a little bit later, said alt leghumps me. dry.gif
Shiri2005-06-06 09:33:08
Skyla says, "I dont want to post his ass damnit."

>_>

<_<
Unknown2005-06-06 15:20:03
(Serenguard): Malicia says, "Goddamnit."
(Serenguard): Malicia says, "I just wasted 3 power teleporting to myself."
Manjanaia2005-06-06 16:17:41
laugh.gif
Jack2005-06-06 16:45:01
QUOTE(Aebrin @ Jun 6 2005, 03:22 AM)
(Ocean Temptations): You say, "I'm making a human just to see those stats fly."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Human Aquamancer..."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "Joli can be my friend..."

(Ocean Temptations): Joli says, "Squee."

(Ocean Temptations): You say, "And have raunchy butt sekz."
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You bastards are stealing my material! sad.gif
Unknown2005-06-06 21:10:47
Was trying to wield my wand, made typo instead...

1932h, 2796m, 2796e, 0p ex-wield want
You have no want.

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struck me as rather funny at the time lol
Maedhros2005-06-06 21:28:33
Touch brain.

Try it.
Unknown2005-06-06 21:47:59
QUOTE
Touch brain.


Oldest trick in the book.
Vix2005-06-06 21:50:11
Touching actually doesn't work in Lusternia. Only wielding is good for that gag. WIELD BRAIN.
Terenas2005-06-06 21:51:21
I always find it funny when Healers are healing other people's deepwounds. They always manage to grab interesting parts. biggrin.gif
Vix2005-06-06 22:12:14
The healer sees:
You grab Terenas's gut and send healing energies within.

Others see:
Vix grabs Terenas's gut which glows a healthy shade of pink. (if there's a deepwound)
or
Vix grabs Terenas's gut. (if there isn't a deepwound)

Oh, and pink is healthy for merians? 0_o
Stangmar2005-06-06 22:27:47
WIELD PENIS
Terenas2005-06-06 22:29:31
doh.gif