Quotes

by Jalain

Back to The Funnies.

Nyla2005-06-10 21:30:34
Psh... Ihave no idea what you are talking about
Unknown2005-06-10 21:43:56
*pat* still in denial i see
Soll2005-06-10 21:45:13
QUOTE

One of the minstrels takes up a song about Amaru, listing his deeds and
accomplishments.
3054h, 3679m, 3297e, 3p, 15385en, 20245w elrxp- --/22:44:39.769/
A ray of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
3054h, 3679m, 3297e, 3p, 15385en, 20245w elrxp- --/22:44:42.773/
A minstrel has been slain by the might of Someone Powerful.
3054h, 3679m, 3297e, 3p, 15385en, 20245w elrxp-
Four minstrels remain.
Richter2005-06-10 21:45:53
Read my sig.
Unknown2005-06-10 21:46:24
Edit: damn you Soll
Soll2005-06-10 21:47:10
QUOTE
One of the minstrels recites a ballad about Nejii, listing his deeds and
accomplishments. Several people loudly start speculating about how the minstrel
will meat his end, but everyone is listening to the discussion, so nothing
happens, the minstrel gets bored and wanders off. Two minstrels remain.


Typo!
Jasper2005-06-10 21:50:06
I found that funny... it made me chuckle.
Richter2005-06-10 21:50:33
No one finds my signature funny? sad.gif
Marsu2005-06-10 21:53:56
too lazy to edit

(Market): Aculeus says, "Umbrawn Wishes me to inform market (He's banned) That
he'll pay 20k to see munsia die 10 times."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(Market): Malicia says, "Wont happen."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(Market): Munsia says, "Ill double that!"
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(Market): Aculeus says, "Umbrawn now says 40k."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(Market): Amaru says, "Maybe if he's banned, there is a lesson to be learnt.
Selling duels."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(Market): Elerial says, "Umbrawn says 300k. Trans herbalist for hire."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
Kaervas has been slain by the might of a floating urn.
You see the death occur at a floating river of blood in a blue sky.
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Amaru looking upon you.
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(House of Aurendil): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Whee."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(House of Aurendil): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Amaru you gonna
try it?"
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(House of Aurendil): Amaru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It's beneath
me."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(House of Aurendil): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Is that a no?"
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(House of Aurendil): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Stop
picking fights."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(Market): Tenebrae says, "A lance is for sale."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(House of Aurendil): Amaru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have more
important udders to milk."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(House of Aurendil): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ".."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
(House of Aurendil): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Id befriend Amaru
if it wasnt for the fact hes always gotta be a smart ass."
3322h, 5170m, 4114e, 10p elrxkdb-
Torak2005-06-11 00:16:01
Acolyte Jelaludin, Ordos Primus says, "Holy censor.gif Gwylifar's a man."
3014h, 3545m, 2794e, 10p elrxk-
Acolyte Jelaludin, Ordos Primus says, "I thoot it was a woman fer years."
3014h, 3545m, 2794e, 10p elrxk-
Shiri2005-06-11 00:20:18
QUOTE(Torak @ Jun 11 2005, 01:16 AM)
Acolyte Jelaludin, Ordos Primus says, "Holy censor.gif Gwylifar's a man."
3014h, 3545m, 2794e, 10p elrxk-
Acolyte Jelaludin, Ordos Primus says, "I thoot it was a woman fer years."
3014h, 3545m, 2794e, 10p elrxk-
136064



I know he won't read this, but hug.gif I feel his pain!
Unknown2005-06-11 00:30:40
Psh. Like I"m not gonna copy it to irc for him smile.gif
Erion2005-06-11 01:27:45
Issue #8496 Reported by: Shiro Re: Yrael
2005/06/10 13:56:53:
My soul was lagging badly, he shouldn't have been allowed to steal from me!
(No reply yet)

replyissue 8496 Ahem: AHAHAHAHAHA! AHOO! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dies laughing* My apologies to the Divine, but.. GHAHAHAHA!

Funniest crap EVAR. EVAR, I say! EEEEVVVAAARRR. Yrael sent it to me over AIM. I'm still dieing laughing.
Athana2005-06-11 01:34:05
laugh.gif
Unknown2005-06-11 03:00:54
And now I don't have an owned picture ready...
Unknown2005-06-11 03:40:27
How to seperate Good Ideas from Bad Ideas.

Tainted Scourge Revan Xandul, the Lord of Nightmares says, "Lemme snort to
scorpio and see if Libra's open."

*2 Minutes Later*

Portico to the Soulless Library.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
large portico is constructed of black stone held together with a dirty grey
mortar that still oozes between the cracks. Strange alien chanting drifts in
from within the building. A huge archdemon looms here, surrounded by black
mist. Acolyte Eruttu Wyndon, Servant of the Five is here, shrouded. She wields
a blackened tower shield with a serrated-edge in her left hand. Trooper Kharvik
is here. He wields an exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword in each hand.
You see exits leading northeast, east, and northwest (open door).
3985h, 2145m, 2578e, 10p elrx-
Revan has been slain by the might of a gargantuan red scorpion.
3985h, 2145m, 2578e, 10p elrx-
Eruttu rolls on the floor, laughing.
3985h, 2145m, 2578e, 10p elrx-
Eruttu rolls on the floor, laughing.
3985h, 2145m, 2578e, 10p elrx-
Eruttu rolls on the floor, laughing.
3985h, 2145m, 2578e, 10p elrx-
Eruttu rolls on the floor, laughing.
3985h, 2145m, 2578e, 10p elrx-
Kharvik rolls on the floor, laughing.
3985h, 2145m, 2578e, 10p elrx-
Kharvik rolls on the floor, laughing.
3985h, 2145m, 2578e, 10p elrx-
Trooper Kharvik says, "Now that is comedy."
Unknown2005-06-11 04:00:33
(Market): You say, "AD 89. Because I'm a Transcendant alchemist, and y' have
vials tha' need fillin'."
(Market): You say, "Also a Transcendant Artist, contac' me fer all yer tin's,
paintin's, shovels, an' decks!"
Yrael tells you, "Will you paint nude portraits of me?"
Yrael tells you, "Preferably with you?"
You tell Yrael de yoh Koicei, Covetous Umbra, "D'pends on the price."
Yrael tells you, "30k to sleep with me, then paint it?"
You tell Yrael de yoh Koicei, Covetous Umbra, "The only rare times I sleep with guys is when they 'ave large penises. And I'm fairly sure ya dun."
Yrael tells you, "..QUIET! WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SLICING MACHINE?!"
You tell Yrael de yoh Koicei, Covetous Umbra, "It's na' tha' hard t' see the
size of the bulges in people's pants when ya stand jus' below crotch-height."
(irc) yrael is a laughbucket.
(irc) What did I do now?
(irc) ..oh, censor.gif , you're Selthar.
Yrael tells you, "I need to hang my head in shame now."
You tell Yrael de yoh Koicei, Covetous Umbra, "Prolly."
Vix2005-06-11 06:46:05
Someone have a log of all those Glomdoring deaths?
Joli2005-06-11 07:16:23
Marina tells you, "Congrates. You've just bought Yrael."

Yrael tells you, "...oh censor.gif."

You tell Yrael de yoh Koicei, Covetous Umbra, "Oo I have a new toy."

Yrael tells you, ".. and precisely WHAT are you going to do with me, and am I likely to escape alive?"

Yay for toys! wub.gif
Tsuki2005-06-11 07:33:41

Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "Where is my Husband?"

Skyla mutters discontentedly.

Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "I need something to hit."


halo.gif