Quotes

by Jalain

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Manjanaia2005-06-14 18:22:27
Woah... that would put Shiri in top position! ohmy.gif Who'd have thunk it?
Joli2005-06-14 19:23:15
QUOTE(Kalidasha @ Jun 14 2005, 05:44 AM)
(The Clan): Hajamin says, "I was wondering if Mag decided to try Celest's
method of influencing. Apparently you did."

(The Clan): Hajamin says, "You know, were everyone runs around not knowing what to do, and the mages say screw you guys, I'ma leavin."
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laugh.gif Hajamin's in the clan now. Ooers. happy.gif and Tsk.. shouldn't be insulting your own people... though I've been one of those mages before..
Kharvik2005-06-14 20:11:10
I was on Leo the other day and found this

An ear has been sliced off of some unfortunate victim. The cut has been made
cleanly and with precision, though copious amounts of blood has stained the ear
a blotchy crimson.
It has 2 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Some Organization.
Unknown2005-06-14 20:23:09
Munsia tells you, "Cows own the world."
Ixion2005-06-14 20:23:15
QUOTE(Kharvik @ Jun 14 2005, 03:11 PM)
I was on Leo the other day and found this

An ear has been sliced off of some unfortunate victim. The cut has been made
cleanly and with precision, though copious amounts of blood has stained the ear
a blotchy crimson.
It has 2 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Some Organization.
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Redundant post.
Marcalo2005-06-14 20:58:54
Kaileigh tells you, "Oh I want annabelle.."

heh
Kaileigh2005-06-14 21:06:57
Out of context and you know it!

I wanted to kill her.
Torak2005-06-14 23:15:23
EDIT:Amaru needs to keep his balls.
Bau2005-06-15 01:21:40
Sylphas has been slain by the might of Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart.
Vix2005-06-15 01:24:52
I think that was Razyx possessing him into kicking the guards.
Bau2005-06-15 01:36:30
That doesn't mean it's not funny.
Bau2005-06-15 01:41:25
QUOTE(Yrael @ Jun 13 2005, 03:40 PM)
2876h, 3380m, 2708e, 10p elrxk-

Key #28866 unlocks the door(s) between:
  "North of the roots" and "The Shadow Court"

I'm very proud of myself.
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Die.

Don't steal from me when my ISP has died. In fact, don't steal from me, biznatch.

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Sylphas2005-06-15 01:41:30
That was me being undeffed and my system being off when it appeared to be on, because I had just updated it. Even undeffed, a wake/insomnia trigger would have kept me alive.
Shiri2005-06-15 04:05:33
Yrael, the Shade shouts, "Clt Celest belongs to Magnagora?"

(The Clan): Yrael says, "Not a word."
(The Clan): Yrael says, "Not. A. Word."
Bau2005-06-15 04:14:55
I'm not sure people realise that the funniest things don't have to be intentional. It's still quotable, either way.
Shiri2005-06-15 05:03:27
QUOTE(Aebrin @ Jun 13 2005, 12:52 PM)
Oh even from the other end it's funny biggrin.gif

Guildmaster: Etanru (Queen of the Night)
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Spirit of the Shadows, Lyth Drakonis, Queen's Consort

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Jasper2005-06-15 05:27:28
QUOTE
Under a dark root.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The first impression of this area is the thick smoke that obscures everything. This underground room consists of hollowed-out dirt walls, the soil packed back until there is a circle barely five feet across to stand in. The walls of the chamber are supported by great columns, looking like the wrinkled fingers or legs of a giant. On closer inspection the forks in these structures and the occasional tubers mark these wooden structures to be the roots of a great tree, which must still exist some distance above on the surface. Indeed, the various roots move upwards to meet at a giant root that forms the ceiling of the chamber. On the floor an area of dirt has been burrowed into to create a fire pit, in which a small fire lies. One of the tree-roots branches downwards into the centre of the chamber above the fire, and has been blackened and tarred by the fire-smoke. Dressed in liquid shadows, Rowena Nightshade stands here regally poised. Suspended from the large black root hangs a large black cauldron. A dull iron broadsword of simple, efficient make lies here waiting for a solider to take it up. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. An obsidian eye sigil is here. Spirit of the Shadows, Lyth Drakonis, Queen’s Consort is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. You see exits north and east.
Yrael quickly changes back into Undead master viscanti form.
A geyser of locusts bursts up from the ground underneath Yrael's feet, scouring his flesh.
Yrael, the Shade says, "Greetings."
Yrael, the Shade says, "A proposition."
Putrid green fumes rise up out of the ground and wrap around Yrael, solidifying nto wet sticky tendrils.
Spirit of the Shadows, Lyth Drakonis, Queen's Consort says, "Oh?"
Aurella tilts her head curiously at Yrael.
A swarm of giant locusts bubble up from the ground and swarm over Yrael, their jaws clamping down on his flesh.
Yrael, the Shade says to you, "Follow me, please?"
Yrael mutters and clenches his fists which begin to glow. The glow spreads across his body and burns away the bonds that tie him.
A geyser of locusts bursts up from the ground underneath Yrael's feet, scouring his flesh.
A barghest lifts his massive head and lefts forth a blood curdling howl that pierces through the air.
Yrael shuts his eyes for several moments, then opens them and reveals glowing orbs of static energy rolling in his eyesockets.
A swarm of giant locusts bubble up from the ground and swarm over Yrael, their jaws clamping down on his flesh.
You ask Yrael, "Why?"
Yrael, the Shade says, "..oh, Nil, this isn't the pool of stars."
Yrael twitches spasmodically.
A geyser of locusts bursts up from the ground underneath Yrael's feet, scouring his flesh.
Yrael leaves to the north.
Yrael tells you, "Not a f-censor.gif word on how I got Under the Ravenwood confused with the Pool of Stars."
You tell Yrael, the Shade, "... no."

Jasper2005-06-15 05:37:23
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jun 15 2005, 05:03 AM)
Spirit of the Shadows, Lyth Drakonis, Queen's Consort

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laugh.gif I just noticed that! Silly Lyth!
Kalidasha2005-06-15 08:43:32
Seryne tells you, "Oi! you know our daughter got engaged?""

Seryne tells you, "Psh..I didn't..didn't even get to threaten the guy."
Amaru2005-06-15 15:10:17
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
Munsia.


You teleport along the aether strands to Munsia.
Dairy.
Silvery moonlight sparkles in the air. This location is flooded with shallow,
crystal clear water. Little Nell Wainwright sits on a stool, ready to milk a
cow.
A large wall of stone stands here, blocking passage to the west. Rose
Warrior Munsia D'Cente, Nature's Thorn is here.
She wields a tower shield of
twilight blue steel in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her right.
You see a single exit leading west (closed door).