The spore grass can be pretty obnoxious, for cow food. A mage will kill it in one hit, though a guardian won't, and it can actually do some pretty bad stuff.

Not a quote, but I didn't feel like making a thread to post it, so:

teleport nexus
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Pool of Stars.
2889h, 2661m, 3112e, 10p xkdb-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2889h, 2661m, 3112e, 10p exkdb-
You struggle to stay awake as your eyelids shut repeatedly of their own accord.
2889h, 2661m, 3112e, 10p exkdb-
Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.
2889h, 2661m, 3112e, 10p exkdbp-
You teleport along the aether strands to the Pool of Stars.
The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A smattering of
clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. An enormously wide
circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns.
His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here
attentively. There are 4 warrior of the Lights here. A statue of Isune stands
here, memorializing Her noble spirit. A sigil in the shape of a small,
rectangular monolith is on the ground. An obsidian eye sigil is here. There are
22 cavalier of the Lights here. A humble donkey stands here, twitching its long
ears. There are 2 proud celestial pegasus here. Trelian is here. He wields an
ornate steel rapier in each hand. Squire Gero, of the Armies of Light is here.
He wields an iron military broadsword in each hand.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest,
west, northwest, and up (open door).
2889h, 2661m, 3112e, 10p exkdbp-

You bid your archdemon to draw your enemies closer.
A hideous archdemon begins slowly turning and beckoning in all directions.
He is followed by a brownie, a sylph, a pigwidgeon, a sprite, a pixie, a wood
nymph, the mother, a banshee, the crone, a pooka, and a willowisp.
The elixer vitae that courses in your blood suddenly bursts forth from your
pores and restores your body, saving you from certain death.
2579h, 2480m, 2261e, 10p, 13195w xkdb- 02:53.640
Narsrim places some iridescent spores on the back of his hand and snorts them
up his nose.He is followed by a brownie, a sylph, a pigwidgeon, a sprite, a
pixie, a wood nymph, the mother, a banshee, the crone, a pooka, and a
willowisp.

(Market): Munsia says, "Buying Pennyroyal."

Now, what does pennyroyal cure? *snicker*

Narsrim kisses Murphy passionately.

I found this incredibly amusing. *eyeshift* I'd laugh if we caught them together and Narsrim was snuggling Murphy.

(Celest): You say, "What does liching do..."
2229h, 2472m, 2708e, 10p elrxdb-
(Celest): Aebrin says, "It sounds like a cat trying to go to the toilet with a sown up bum."

What is with that?

meh! That was when you said OMG on ct.

Boxer Description:

These soft boxers are of average length and dyed a deep forest green.
They hug the wearer's legs snugly, making them extremely comfortable.
Small green leaves cover the outside, almost seeming as if they are
falling. In the middle of the front, covering a hole buttoned together,
the Mother Tree stands, her roots reaching down the inner thigh, while
her branches reach up and out toward the waistband. Surrounded by a
leaf, the initials CV have been sewn in gold coloured thread.



I dunno. I was just looking for boxers, came across that one. Blinked the first time I read it, read over it again, then snickered a bit.
Then again, I'm weird. Heh.

Rofl.

And I seriously never knew that spore grass was so mean. I always killed it in one hit, and I kind of wondered why I got so much experience from it.

Attendant of Diamondlight, Rauros Gilmire says, "I have ne'er met these two you
speak of, it's hard to keep track of every insect to come from that city."
A taurian pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"

Those pilgrims just need to drop dead and die already...

... Die, Pilgrims. Die! *duck*

Yeah, if you don't kill it in at least two hits and aren't a healer, you're screwed. It gives all the yucky afflictions that make you lose balance and eq and blaaah, so you can't shield, teleport, nada. I had to get summoned out. Really not something that can be newbie kicked. ALWAYS use your bashing attack on it.

Yrael tells you, "For shame."

Yrael tells you, "Have you turned into me?"

Yrael tells you, "Jumping random people who look like they can defend
themselves? Bad Shrael. Very bad."

I see Gregori die. No more runes. So I make a run for Estelbar. Get four furrikin with berries. Look around, attacking the others in the room. So five start attacking me. Gasp, get my arse kicked. Catacombs out. When I arrive...
272h, 2208m, 1743e, 10p, 9370en, 9397w elrxkdb-
A furrikin farmer claws at you with his paws, leaving bleeding slashes deep in
your skin.
A furrikin farmer claws at you with his paws, leaving bleeding slashes deep in
your skin.
You have been slain by a furrikin farmer.
Your body begins the process of transforming into a lich.
0h, 2208m, 1743e, 10p, 9370en, 9397w elrx-

Thanks Yrael. I was -looking- for an excuse to go on about how much Furrikini rocked.

Aether tells you, "Yeah. I think all this abomination thing is a way to hide
your inner beauty. Let it be man. BE HAPPY! stop hurting people. Its your way
to ask for a hug. I know it."
4372h, 4000m, 1780e, 10p, 9830en, 11675w elrxk-
Aether tells you, "I LOVE YOU, MAN -embrace-."
4372h, 4000m, 1780e, 10p, 9830en, 11675w elrxk-

Aether is.. weird.

Me and Soll were sat at the Portal before, and he somehow caused our perfectly rational, intelligent discussion to degenerate into rampant huggery and lick..ing..ery.. Yeah.

And, for the record, Jack resents being called 'cute'.

Aether IS weird. He's just like Aebrin too.

Aether's not THAT bad is he?? Or maybe I just haven't seen the REAL Aether. He always seemed "normal" when I've encountered him. Aebrin now... that's another story.