Syrienne blame bugs after Visaeris got her few times

Syrienne says, "That pisses me off."
Syrienne says, "Visaeris had my gut chest and leg to 0 within SECONDS."
Syrienne says, "Why wont they fix this stupid ."
Syrienne says, "I'm getting tired of this stupid crap thats going on lately."
Syrienne says, "Theres no way I can heal limbs that fast."
Syrienne says, "And also somehow theres a bug with grip too cause he disarmed
me about 5 times."
Syrienne says, "Regardless I believe I'll be avoiding combat pretty much
entirely with these kind of bugs roaming around."
Syrienne says, "When someone as gay as Visaeris can bring 3 limbs to 0 in less
than 10 combos."
Syrienne says, "I think thats a good sign to not fight."
Syrienne says, "I must be only person anymore who DIDNt forge weapons just to
exploit this."
Syrienne says to Sierus, "Just these wounding bugs, sparred Visaeris and under
10 combos I was passing out, and being impaled on gut and legs, all three to 0
and hitting negative."

Wow. Sore loser.

That is damn funny.

Rose Warrior Munsia D'Cente, Nature's Thorn shouts, "Glomdoring has the most idiots of all of us.. everyone there just thinks suicide is the best answer."

Ravenous Sobran shouts, "And you think your fanatical Hartstone and Moondancers are any better? I think not."

You shout, "I didn't know the hartstone were fanatics!"

Terenas tells you, "I didn't know we had Hartstones!"

I found this funny...

Dao, Child of Light says, "You'd probably like tarot darre."

Dao, Child of Light says, "It offends!"


I'm sure it does, especially when you use it on someone, they'll get really offended.

Struck me as funny, though it's more just me not being observant.


(Serenwilde): Nessa says, "Shinoska's in stawertsville sitting in his demesne."

*30 second pause*

You tell The soul of Shinoska, "You may wish to leave Stewartesville rapidly,
if you have not already done so."
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You tell The soul of Shinoska, "Oh, well that answers that."
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You tell The soul of Shinoska, "Silly me, without deathsense up."

Revan decided to tell us about having sex in D&D


(The Clan): Revan says, "ROLL THAT 20 SIDER, !"

(The Clan): Revan says, "ROLL IT IS SAY, AND ADD YOUR INT MOD."

(The Clan): Revan says, "NOW SUBTRACT YOUR ENEMY'S CASTER LEVEL + INT MOD FROM YOUR ROLL AND SEE IF YOU CAN BREAK HIS POLYFORM SPELL."

You shout, "Quick! someone link to something."

A bolt of burning blue fire slams into the ground near where you stand, a warning from Shikari. The next one may not miss...

Second time hes done this.. its kinda funny cuase I think he has bad aim.

Asarnil: (Petals of the Lotus Pod): You say, "Okay then Torak - you up for some SECKS then?"
Asarnil: (Petals of the Lotus Pod): Torak says, "Erm..just no."
Asarnil: (Petals of the Lotus Pod): You say, "Come on, I will even have the courtesy to give you a reacharound!"
Asarnil: (Petals of the Lotus Pod): Torak says, "LMAO."
Asarnil: (Petals of the Lotus Pod): Kayde says, "I get marc reacharounds. -innocent-."
Asarnil: (Petals of the Lotus Pod): Kayde says, "Give that is."
Asarnil: oh
Asarnil: next time clear my clipboard
Asarnil: &*%#&*$#

That's so... Disturbing.

(The Midnight Legion): Revan (from the Astral Plane) says, "Ixion, your
sister's hot."


. . .

An ornate twin-bladed lance comes crashing down from above, exploding in a
brilliant display of light. When the light reaches its previous levels, you
notice Lord Hajamin standing where the lance had fallen.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "You look like a cat."

Lord Hajamin spins the Lance of Brilliance above His head, causing a blinding
light to flood the area. When your vision returns, you realize He is no longer
standing here.

You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.

(Order): You say, "Of course I look like a cat!"

(Order): Hajamin says, "No furballs in the Haven."

(Order): You say, "Pah, you're ruining all my fun. I wanted to put them all
over Your celestial gold."

(Order): Hajamin says, "Now now, I might have to hurt you for that."

The Flame of Glinshari erupts with columns of blue flames that shimmer across
the Serenwilde Forest.

(Serenwilde): Zenji says, "What was that...?"

(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Gregori exploded."

(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "And now little bitty Gregories will run all over the
place."

(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "We have to quest and gather them up and put them in
the flame of glinshari to construct a whole Gregori."

(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Please try not to stomp around we need all the tiny
Gregories."



... what was more amusing were the tells from Zenji, concerned that Gregori had actually been hurt. And someone else, who wanted to know:

XXX tells you, "Please forgive the stupid question... but how are you
Gregori's daughter? He didn't... umm... yeah... did he? Please excuse me..."

so everything was quiet and peaceful in the commune, and then all of a sudden, in complete randomness, out of the blue...

(random clan): Luwarka says, "No, I'm a child of the dark side."
2136h, 3108m, 3108e, 10p ex-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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(random clan): Luwarka says, "And so are the ones who dwell in good."
clt1 eh/
(randomclan)You say, "Eh/."
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A large shadow flits across the edge of your vision for a bare instant,
vanishing between the trees.
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Shadows grow longer in anticipation for the return of their dark mistress as
Father Sun's chase brings him closer to the world's edge.
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(random clan): Luwarka says, "Padme is but everything."
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clt1 ..?
(random clan): You say, "..?"
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(random clan): Luwarka says, "Remember that Padme loved a man from the
dark side."
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Bobbins has entered Lusternia

(Guides): You say, "Bobbins' going to talk to himself."

(Guides): Bobbins says, "Bother."

(Guides): Randomperson says, "Think we need all 3 guides up for these newbies."

(Guides): Bobbins says, "HAH, there's one!"

(Guides): Randomperson2 says, "Get him!"

(Guides): Bobbins says, "Hey! he's MINE."

(Guides): Bobbins says, "Meanie!"

(Guides): You say, "No! He's Mine!!"

(Guides): Randomperson2 says, "I want the ears!"

(Children): Tumurok says, "Wow... i killed a black rat in one cosmicfire.."

(Children): Solvanis says, "Way to go Tumurok."

(Children): Tumurok says, "I didnt know we could get this powerful.. and im not
even an imperial merian yet."

..

(Children): Solvanis says, "Don't get too big of a head, you guys are pretty
weak to physical attacks."

(Children): Tumurok says, "Yeah i know. but im just amazed of this power."

(Children): Elaria says, "Remember, they are just rats."

(Children): Tumurok says, "I know."

(Children): Solvanis says, "That amazement will wear off when you start
battling other things."

(Children): Aesyra says, "I can kill most of the Basin in one move heh."

Talk about encouragement! Damn..

Poor guy. I remember when blast was superpowerful to me because I was used to atavian claw.