Quotes

by Jalain

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Unknown2005-06-21 14:40:30
biggrin.gif (Newbie): Ialie says, "You will find there the Paladins, the Celestines and the
Aquababies.
Unknown2005-06-21 15:41:55
(Serenguard): Diamante says, "Greetings, paladins."


mwahahaha
Laysus2005-06-21 16:39:29
Klia: Wonderbra's are called Wonderbra because once you get it off you wonder where the breasts went


...


Et: ...is 99DDD even a real bra size?
Joli2005-06-21 16:52:33
Oceanabanana stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.

surprised this wasn't already up here. sleep.gif
Laysus2005-06-21 17:56:36
2029h, 3638m, 3940e, 10p exk-You thrust your palm towards a female krokani and a burst of silver light
shoots out from it burning into a female krokani, who cries out in pain.
2029h, 3478m, 3940e, 10p xk-
Murphy tells you, "Get out of shallach."
2029h, 3556m, 3940e, 10p xk-
Shiro tells you, "Leave shallach Now, or die."
2029h, 3556m, 3940e, 10p xk-


who can see the slight mistake? biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-06-21 17:58:22
Shush you, I was following orders.
Daganev2005-06-21 20:46:51
Melgoth tells you, "Considering Paavik is your villiage, I realized it is full of Krokani.. and I see you are one too... oh man... this is going to be hard to ask.... but is this the only place I can find Krokani to give to the Aslarans? I do not wish to cause a rukus in Glom."


I recently became a Krokani (if your worried about my RP you can read my history) ... I thought this tell was hillarious.
Ixion2005-06-21 22:47:19
Kalas Melanchthon says, "Yeah. I bet they love watching me swing my hammer at the hard, hot steel."

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Melanchthon2005-06-21 22:52:12
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jun 21 2005, 10:47 PM)
Kalas Melanchthon says, "Yeah. I bet they love watching me swing my hammer at the hard, hot steel."

roflmao.gif

-HATE-
Crylia2005-06-21 22:56:13
QUOTE(daganev @ Jun 21 2005, 04:46 PM)
Melgoth tells you, "Considering Paavik is your villiage, I realized it is full of Krokani.. and I see you are one too... oh man... this is going to be hard to ask.... but is this the only place I can find Krokani to give to the Aslarans?  I do not wish to cause a rukus in Glom."
I recently became a Krokani (if your worried about my RP you can read my history) ... I thought this tell was hillarious.
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hehehe wub.gif Melgoth
Gregori2005-06-21 23:04:39
QUOTE
Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "Marriage is what you do when you are sick of being happy."

Skyla nods her head at herself.

"Awwwww!" Tsuki says.

You say, "Marriage is the only war where sleeping with the enemy is acceptable."

Tsuki gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Skyla shoves you rudely.


Now ya know why I spend most of my time in the doghouse.
Unknown2005-06-22 01:36:39
Elerial, Harbinger of Night shouts, "For your efforts, Narsrim, I will now kill
every Seren on sight, novice or not, innocent or hostile."

*30 second break*

Elerial, Harbinger of Night shouts, "Except for the novices. I will slay the
innocent, however. If you feel the need to hunt those who are hunting without
intent to hurt the Seren, I will do the same to you."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Vix says, "Heh. He caught himself."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Vix says, "He would've been sooo leafy if he slew
novices."
Terenas2005-06-22 01:36:45
3540h, 5241m, 4026e, 10p, 11977en, 25105w elrxk-
Focusing on her head, you strike at Vix with an athame dagger. You strike her
cheek for a small flesh wound.
Focusing on her head, you strike at Vix with an athame dagger. Your athame
strikes through the air, missing completely.
Focusing on her head, you strike at Vix with an athame dagger. You strike her
cheek for a small flesh wound.
Focusing on her head, you strike at Vix with an athame dagger. You strike her
cheek for a small flesh wound.
3540h, 5241m, 4026e, 0p, 11993en, 25105w exk-

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Unknown2005-06-22 02:13:57
while in arena..

Aculeus tells you, "I always hate killing young female faelings."

Making a slashing motion toward Aculeus with your sickle, you curse him for his
transgressions against you. Stigmatic lesions suddenly appear all over his
body, dripping with blood.
The stigmatic wounds that slash over Aculeus's body gape open one final time,
spitting forth his life's blood. He has died to the curse of the sickle.
You have slain Aculeus.
Defeated, Aculeus is cast out of the Arena.
**********************************************************
You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph!
**********************************************************


heh I always hate killing young male faelings..
Vix2005-06-22 02:18:42
QUOTE(terenas @ Jun 21 2005, 08:36 PM)
3540h, 5241m, 4026e, 10p, 11977en, 25105w elrxk-
Focusing on her head, you strike at Vix with an athame dagger. You strike her
cheek for a small flesh wound.
Focusing on her head, you strike at Vix with an athame dagger. Your athame
strikes through the air, missing completely.
Focusing on her head, you strike at Vix with an athame dagger. You strike her
cheek for a small flesh wound.
Focusing on her head, you strike at Vix with an athame dagger. You strike her
cheek for a small flesh wound.
3540h, 5241m, 4026e, 0p, 11993en, 25105w exk-

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Did about 200 damage and 5 wounds. sleep.gif
Acrune2005-06-22 05:08:56
And you now have some very sexy cheek scars that you can show off to your friends!
Ixion2005-06-22 05:31:55
The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "I saw
earlier that Aesyra managed to defeat you in the arena, what happened? You
couldn't deal enough damage?"

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Trying different strategies."

The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "Stick to
what you're good at then."

The Divine voice of Hajamin, the Golden Lord echoes in your head, "No need for
brains when you're good at turning things into piles of goo."

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "I respectfully disagree."

You tell Hajamin, the Golden Lord, "Though, You're right, I do need to think of
more ways to do increased damage."


I'm not sure if Hajamin was joking, or being an ass. Funny nonetheless, hence the motto.
Terenas2005-06-22 06:14:58
Nayl was saying Daganev harvests and Narsrim asked about him and Ixion is drunk-


(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Has he asked
you to bear his cubs yet?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): Nayl says, "No."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "He's not a bear anymore."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Nayl says, "Thank Jesus Titty-censor.gif Christ."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Oh, he's a
one eyed freak."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Nayl says, "Whatwhatwhat?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Rofl."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Even better."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Nayl says, "News to me."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Ixion says, "Hah *hic* a."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Hahaha."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Nayl says, "Must... eyepoke... Daganev."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Ixion says, "Crow eyEeball shouhldd onnly reqUire
yne pluc *hic* a."
Ixion2005-06-22 06:35:09
Hate you.
Nayl2005-06-22 06:57:10
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(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "No, i just prefer my ass to remain
virginal."