yourself!

I knew it!

I thought I'll post some classic Yrael quotes:

AEBRIN!
I have decided that you will be known as mr cuddly.
Heh, I know.
And you will be chained the wall with fur stuck to you from pandas.
And used as a santa claus style thing.
Except.. not santa.
An electric blanket, I think, but died to the bed as if you were a rack. We won't RAPE you, but we'll basically sleep ontop of you. Well, no, use your body as a pillow.
Not we, though. Just me.
in other words
yrael's going to molest you
whether you like it or not
Nah.
...
I molest animals, but not him.
eep?
I just leave him on the bed as a thing to warm my head.
NOT THAT HEAD! YOU SICK BASTID!
Even though I Thought of it, making ME the sick bastid, but..

AND:

Aww... and you need to save your throat, no?
Yes. How else would I would I collect precious koala and kangaroo semen to make vanilla coke? God, that's disgusting.
I wonder how animal semen tastes..

ALSO:

My body secretes natural lubricants because it evolved that was because I need to gum trees.

Very long. Posted by request.

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(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Quenoi says, "Who teaches wicca? ridien?"

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Aye!"

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): You say, "Aye, or any of your friendly guildmates
"

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Quenoi says, "Fancy a little private session?"

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Eep."

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): You say, "Certainly."

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "EEP."

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Laysus says, "Haha."

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): You say, "Mother! Mind out of the gutter!"

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "TSUKI!"

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Oh... ok."

(The Coven of the Moon): Laysus says, "Tsuki, getting Skyla's mind -into- the
gutter is a step up."

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Damn kids
ruin all my fun."

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Eep."

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Quenoi says, "I pray for the day my mind ascends as
high as the gutter......"







<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Tsuki.. you behaving?"

<>: You say, "Of course! I'm standing here with Laysus ... what
else would I be doing?"

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Gods."

Laysus snickers softly to himself.

<>: Cronnacht says, "Frolicking?"

You frolic playfully.

Laysus frolics playfully with you.

<>: You say, "No, certainly ... um, no frolicking. None at all.
Really."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Laysus.

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "There will be trouble
if I find out there was any frolicking, OR private sessions as some like to put
it."

<>: Cronnacht says, "That looks like an admission of frolicking."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "*mutter*."

(Moondancers): Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "My daughters may NOT
frolic until they are 30."


<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Of course, I meant to
speak up here."

<>: Laysus says, "Tsuki, want to go for a private session of
prayer?"

<>: Cronnacht says, "*snicker*."

Laysus hums innocently to himself.

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "But I am all huffy and
puffy now."

<>: You say, "Oh, prayer certainly is important. We'd better do
that."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "AND one of my potential
son in law's keeps calling me Frank."

<>: Cronnacht says, "I think we have a ritual for that."

<>: Laysus says, "A ritual of gender alteration?"

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "*chin* No."

<>: Cronnacht says, "No for frolicking in prayer."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Nejii was just wearing
a dress that one time."


<>: You say, "We need a GHELP FROLICKING to go along with GHELP
ATTIRE *sagenod*."


<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Laysus! Chop chop!"

"Be right back!" Laysus cries.

Laysus leaves to the archives to compose some text.

<>: You say, "He's gone "


<>: Laysus says, "There."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "One must not frolic,
without good reason. When the urge takes you, please do remember, the best
frolics are done while bending zee knees."

-ghelp frolicking

Composed by: Laysus
Composed on: 2005/06/22 12:52 GMT

Warning: Frolicking with the Mes'ard girls will invoke the protective
and painful qualities of Skyla. If you value your bits, stay away!


<>: Laysus says, "Mine's better."

You grab Laysus and twirl him about in utter glee.

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Oh my."

Laysus hums a happy tune.

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I kinda like that."

<>: Laysus says, "You would."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "*peer*."

<>: You say, "I think Laysus is just trying to protect the "bits"
in question."

Laysus leaves to the archives to compose some text.

Laysus hums a happy tune.

<>: Laysus says, "Look again."

-ghelp frolicking

Composed by: Laysus
Composed on: 2005/06/22 12:54 GMT

Warning: Frolicking with the Mes'ard girls will invoke the protective
and painful qualities of Skyla. If you value your bits, stay away!

Note: This is from personal experience. If you -really- want to, make
sure to carry a vial of regeneration.


Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Laysus.

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Haha."

<>: Laysus says, "I'm promoting safe frolicking!"

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Excellent."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "But not with my girls,
thankyou."

<>: You say, "Frolic safely: always with alcohol."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "TSUKI."

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

<>: You say, "Um, always ... without alcohol?"

<>: Cronnacht says, "I find alcohol to be counter productive to
safe frolicking."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I think I'm gonna
faint."


<>: Cronnacht says, "Alcohol is usually only good for frolicking
in groups."

<>: You say, "Group frolicking!"


Laysus snickers softly to himself.

<>: You say, "Mother, that has to be a good idea. Our Culture
Wisdom proposed it!"

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I can't hear you."


<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "In the happy place, all
is well."

<>: Laysus says, "Alcohol promotes safe frolicking."


<>: Laysus says, "If it promotes frolicking, it must therefore
promote safe frolicking."


<>: Cronnacht says, "I have to agree with Tsuki on this one. The
Culture Wisdom usually knows what he is talking about."

<>: Laysus says, "Cronnacht, are there any rituals involving group
frolicking?"

<>: Cronnacht says, "Working on it now."

<>: You say, "And Laysus makes a very compelling point there, with
the promotion of frolicking."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Why does everything
have to deteriorate into a dirty frolicing joke?"

<>: Cronnacht says, "Think I'll do a variation on the Unity
Ritual."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Whyy?"

<>: Cronnacht says, "Who said anything about being dirty?"

<>: You say, "Dirty frolicking? Who forgot to bathe?!"

<>: Laysus says, "Clean frolicking is safe frolicking!"

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Well, me."

Laysus ponders the situation.

You hum innocently to yourself.

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I'm much too old to
frolic."

<>: Laysus says, "Tsuki, shall I make some absinthe so we can test
these theories?"

Laysus hums innocently to himself.

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I dont want to hurt you
Laysus, but I can."

You grin mischievously at Laysus.

Laysus takes a long draught of absinthe.

<>: Laysus says, "Whatt's that, dhkyla?"

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "OMG."

"Oooooooooh!" you say to Laysus, eyes wide with wonder.

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Whoops."


You thrust your hand out to Laysus and beg shamelessly.

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Laysus gives a bloodstone vial to you.

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Zenji says, "Whats wrong?"

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

You take a long draught of absinthe, hoping to quench your thirst.

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "All is
well."

(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "No need for
alarm."

<>: You say, "WHee!"

<>: Laysus says, "BwaHah."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Eep@."


You ponder the situation.

<>: You say, "Actually, I'm still sober ."

<>: Laysus says, "Dr *hic* ink more thenN."

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Im comming! I'll save
you from that nasty faeling frolicer."


You take a long draught of absinthe, hoping to quench your thirst.

<>: Laysus says, "Psh."

<>: You say, "Tipsy!"

<>: Laysus says, "Hou'ke prcbablsy boo buso frollicking with
GrekkOr *hic* i."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Laysus.

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Druids dont frolic."


You take a long draught of absinthe, hoping to quench your thirst.


-stat
Life has taken on a distinctly pleasant tone.



<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "They prance."

Skyla arrives following Gregori.
You hear a rustling and turn to see Gregori emerging from the undergrowth.

<>: You say, "Ooh, thih is As drunk as I've ever gotten."

Skyla peers at Laysus unscrupulously.

Laysus snickers softly to himself.

Gregori grabs protectively at you.

You blush furiously.

Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker smiles impishly and says,
"Tjak was amusing."

Gregori Mes'ard says, "Mine!"

Arm outstretched, Skyla calls out and a broom flies into her hand.

Skyla drops a wiccan broom.

You fumble about drunkenly.

Skyla climbs onto a wiccan broom.

You say, "But life Haas taken on a distinctly pleasant toone!"

Skyla's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

-give absinthe to laysus

You give a bloodstone vial to Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the
Troublemaker.

Skyla peers at you unscrupulously.

Gregori's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"


You point accusingly at Laysus.

You fumble about drunkenly.

You say, "Troubllemakerr!"

You nod your head sagely.

Gregori Mes'ard says, "You are getting my daughter drunk!"

<>: Skyla says, "My daughter has been corrupted!"

Gregori grabs protectively at you.

<>: Cronnacht says, "And that is why Moondancers are superior to
Druids."

You giggle happily.

<>: Laysus says, "AnyWay, I'm more *hic* innteoeshted in
frolicking with the other one!"

Laysus snickers softly to himself.

<>: Cronnacht says, "We understand the value of a good frolick."

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Gregori gives Laysus the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

You smile your sweetest, most innocent smile.

<>: Skyla says, "I'm building a dungeon."

Laysus coughs softly.

<>: Laysus says, "KinkY."

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

<>: Laysus says, "Bbbet GrEgoori'll llovc that."

<>: Skyla says, "LAYSUS."

<>: You say, "You had me trapped earlier and let me out, Mother."

<>: Cronnacht says, "Ok that's too kinky."

Skyla becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

You beam broadly at Skyla.
You snuggle up close to Skyla, smiling happily.

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

<>: Laysus says, "I thoughtt I wash tle onne with the thing for
leather-clad fAelinggsh, aany *hic* way?"


<>: You say, "Laysus, hhow frunkk are you? I don't Seem to be very
evet after quaffing twice and drinkiing once."

You spread your arms out behind you, running deliriously in circles screaming,
"Wheee!"

You grin mischievously at Laysus.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

<>: Laysus says, "Anh Tatiana's mmm protege! I have a oighT to
flirt with her!"


You giggle happily.

You take Skyla by the hand, draw her into you, and whisper, "I love you,
Skyla."

You snuggle up close to Skyla, smiling happily.

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

You giggle happily at Laysus.

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

You tell Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker, "How in the worad
drunk did you get?!"






<>: Skyla says, "We are being so bad."

Laysus tells you, "ToO ddrunnk."

You tell Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker, "I gathered!"

<>: Skyla says, "I feel out of control oh my Gawd!"

You grin mischievously at Skyla.

<>: Skyla says, "I wasnt buying or selling."

Laysus tells you, "N'm sshtill at "Hmmb shy is everrrryything stinning like
that.""

<>: Cronnacht says, "Just let me fix the permissions and you can
two can move right in."


You tell Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker, "I'm down to
tippsy."

Laysus tells you, "Wawt more?"

<>: Skyla says, "Cronnacht stoppit!"

Skyla becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

<>: Laysus says, "Hee."

Laysus beckons you to him.

You grin mischievously at Laysus.

Laysus beckons you to him.

Skyla's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Laysus beckons you to him.

Laysus ponders Skyla's profile, wondering if it would make a suitable subject
for a portrait.


Laysus tells you, "FFoollow, it''ll be fun ."

You bounce up and down.

You begin to follow Laysus.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker southeast to outer
circle.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker southwest to outer
circle.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker southeast to Heart
of the Forest.

You hear a rustling and turn to see Skyla, riding a wiccan broom, emerging from
the undergrowth.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker northwest to outer
circle.

Laysus eats kombu seaweed.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker northeast to outer
circle.

You hear a rustling and turn to see Skyla, riding a wiccan broom, emerging from
the undergrowth.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker east to atop an
oak.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker in to the Portals
oGregori points a golden sickle at Laysus and vines shoot forth, entangling him
with a thorny embrace.

You giggle happily.

Laysus has writhed free of his entanglement.

Skyla points an athame dagger at Laysus and vines shoot forth, entangling him
with a thorny embrace.

Laysus has writhed free of his entanglement.

Skyla points an athame dagger at Laysus and vines shoot forth, entangling him
with a thorny embrace.

Gregori points a golden sickle at you and vines shoot forth, entangling you
with a thorny embrace.

Laysus has writhed free of his entanglement.

Dreamer of Dioni, Cronnacht an-Fhiech, Moondance Shaman says, "Almost done."

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

Skyla peers at you unscrupulously.

Skyla points an athame dagger at Laysus and vines shoot forth, entangling him
with a thorny embrace.

Skyla peers at Cronnacht unscrupulously.

Gregori gives Cronnacht the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker says to Cronnacht, "Hhurry,
maan!"

Skyla points an athame dagger at Laysus and vines shoot forth, entangling him
with a thorny embrace.

Gregori shakes out a gyfu rune from his rune bag into his palm.

Laysus has writhed free of his entanglement.

Skyla leaves, following Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker.
A cone of sparkling light rises up around Laysus and whisks her away.
A centaur hunter says, "Be safe, wildeling."



Gregori's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Skyla, riding a wiccan broom, arrives in a cone of sparkling light.

Skyla's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Gregori grins mischievously at Skyla.

"Oooooooooh!" you say to Skyla, eyes wide with wonder.

Skyla runs around madly, flapping her arms in a blind panic.

Gregori's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake.

Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.

"Woot!" Skyla shouts excitedly.

Skyla points an athame dagger at you and vines shoot forth, entangling you with
writhe
a thorny embrace.

You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you.


Skyla points an athame dagger at Laysus and vines shoot forth, entangling him
with a thorny embrace.

Laysus has writhed free of his entanglement.

Gregori slings a gyfu rune at Laysus, hitting him in the chest.

Finger extended, Laysus pokes you.

A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a pooka.

Skyla peers at Laysus unscrupulously.


You begin your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

You open your eyes and yawn mightily.
stand
insomnia

Tight bindings cling to you, making that impossible.
writhe

You are already an insomniac.

You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You twist and turn as you attempt to escape from your entanglement.

You have writhed free of your entanglement.

A cone of sparkling light rises up around Cronnacht and whisks him away.

You feel your will manipulated by a pooka.
You fumble about drunkenly.

Laysus hops about madly.

You feel your will manipulated by a pooka.
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

"Eep!", you scream in fright at a pooka.
You flap your arms madly.

You feel your will manipulated by a pooka.
You begin to follow Laysus.

The corners of Laysus's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

(Serenwilde): Barrin says, "Ouch!"

Skyla peers at Laysus unscrupulously.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker ether to An
ethereal glade of stones.

Laysus cackles hellishly.

Laysus whispers something to a pooka.
A pooka seems to settle down.

Laysus thanks his fae for their service, and bids them safe journey back to
Faethorn.

Laysus hums innocently to himself.

Laysus snickers softly to himself.

You giggle happily.


(Serenwilde): Mel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*curious*."

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker north to Fringes
of a lush rainforest.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker north to Verdant
depths of the rainforest.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker south to Fringes
of a lush rainforest.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker southeast to
Beneath the boughs of a primeval forest.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker northeast to Misty
forest along a gentle slope.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker southeast to Rocky
cove alongside the lake.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker east to The
tranquil waters of the lake.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker east to Western
shores of the enchanted isle.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker northeast to
Outside a tower of shimmering white stone.

<>: Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You wait till I
get my hands on you, young lady."

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker in to The Great
Library of Avaerin.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker out to Outside a
tower of shimmering white stone.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker southwest to
Western shores of the enchanted isle.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker west to The
tranquil waters of the lake.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker west to Rocky cove
alongside the lake.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker northwest to Misty
forest along a gentle slope.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker southwest to
Beneath the boughs of a primeval forest.

<>: You say, "Eep! I'm so lost."

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker northwest to
Fringes of a lush rainforest.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker southwest to
Western reaches of the cloudforest.

(Serenwilde): Barrin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Erm... stumped my
foot."

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker southeast to Mossy
path into the undergrowth.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker north to An
ethereal glade of stones.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker ether to the
Portals of Serenwilde.

Gregori's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake.

-ql

The Portals of Serenwilde.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are
10 centaur hunters here. Spreading its majestic golden wings, a great eagle
searches the ground with piercing eyes. A wiccan broom floats here, vibrating
with energy. Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon is riding on a wiccan
broom. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Dreamer of Dioni,
Cronnacht an-Fhiech, Moondance Shaman is here. He wields an athame dagger in
his left hand and a tower shield in his right. Gregori is here. He wields a
mystic cudgel in his left hand and a golden sickle in his right. Moonlit Shaft,
Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker is here. He wields a razor sharp dagger in
his right hand.
You see a single exit leading out.

You flap your arms madly.

Gregori clenches his fists and grits his teeth.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker ether to Bealach
Isteach.

Laysus hums a happy tune.

(Serenwilde): Jitwix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "People sell strange
things on market."

<>: Laysus says, "Tllanks, Ccronn!"

You tilt your head curiously.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker up to A naturally
formed stairwell of oak.

You follow Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker up to An open
foyer.

Laysus snickers softly to himself.

Laysus hums a happy tune.

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

<>: Cronnacht (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Anything for
a Coven mate."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Laysus snickers softly to himself.

Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker says, "I love teashing SKyla
mrd GlegGori."

Laysus hums a happy tune.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "I noticed."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Laysus.

Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker says, "Ardd sstill *hic*
spidning."

Laysus sways back and forth.

(Serenwilde): Barrin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Buying children."

(Serenwilde): Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have three."


Laysus snickers softly to himself.

Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker says, "I'm sho cruel."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Laysus skips about merrily.

(Serenwilde): Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "For you, they're
free."

You nod your head sagely.

Laysus ponders the situation.


Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker says, "WWAne moreee
abpsinthE?"


(Serenwilde): You say, "Eep!"

(Serenwilde): Barrin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ooo, nice."

(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "Aww, Tsukie."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "Greetings, Serenwilde. Tsuki* rather."


(Serenwilde): Jitwix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Noooo, I want
Tsuki."

(Serenwilde): Niara (from the Astral Plane) says, "Greetings Malicia."

<>: Cronnacht (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It's only
three rooms as of yet but I like it."

<>: Laysus says, "Loooks nice."


Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

(Serenwilde): Jitwix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "As a...er...child."

(Serenwilde): Barrin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*eye Jitwix*."


(Serenwilde): Vesien (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*pokes Barrin*."

<>: Cronnacht (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The mushrooms
in the foyer are comfy."

Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker frowns and says, "Tie joke's
diieeb doown nww."

You nod your head emphatically.

<>: Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well!"

You say, "And you're still drunk."

Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker says, "And gah, o'm toe
hiSsed."

<>: You say, "Laysuhs is still drunk!"

<>: Laysus says, "So's tsuki!"

<>: Cronnacht (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's a deep
subject."

<>: You say, "Tsuki is enly slightly flushed."

<>: Laysus says, "Snicker."

<>: Laysus says, "Eaysus isn't drunk."

<>: Laysus says, "Laysuhs ish jast wonderi *hic* ng why
eevezrything ishh sspicning."

<>: Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Now that my
daughter is safe and sound in a manse.. alone... with a drunk faeling flirt...
I think I feel comfortable leaving, yesowho."

<>: Laysus says, "Psh, like I'm sober enouhgh to do anytthing."

<>: You say, "Eeep! Can't leave! ."

<>: Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Whoopsi daisies."

Laysus snickers softly to himself.

Moonlit Shaft, Laysus L'Eternae, the Troublemaker says, "Plussh Sivvy'd kill
le."

Laysus crosses his arms on his chest, sticks out his lower lip, and pouts.

You nod your head in agreement.

<>: Cronnacht (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I feel
comfortable in the knowledge I have increased the morale of the Coven."

Laysus sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Laysus stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

<>: Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I will have my
revenge."

<>: Laysus says, "Ii feel c *hic* oommfortable that I'm goie *hic*
g to haave tx slEep with b *hic* oth eyes oppen whibe Skylla and Gre *hic*
gonii are iiin the rbalms."

<>: Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Maybe not this
day.. but one day."


<>: Laysus says, "And now, me and Tshu favve theeories to test,
aabout DrFnknesshsh aNd frrolicking!"

Laysus quickly ducks down.

<>: Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Calm blue
oceans."

<>: You say, "What happened to you saying Siv would kill you,
Laysus?"

<>: Cronnacht (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Revenge
doesn't seem very fitting for the High Wisdom."

<>: Laysus says, "Stop spoilinNg my teasing."

Laysus crosses his arms on his chest, sticks out his lower lip, and pouts.

<>: Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Why not?"







-nature flow skyla

You shed High elfen form and flow as a spirit through the verdant leaves,
embracing the physical once more and arrive at the Portals of Serenwilde.
The Portals of Serenwilde.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are
10 centaur hunters here. Spreading its majestic golden wings, a great eagle
searches the ground with piercing eyes. A wiccan broom floats here, vibrating
with energy. Ezyth, the giant bumblebee is here. Skyla She wields an athame
dagger in her left hand. Ialie is here. Gregori is here. He wields a mystic
cudgel in his left hand and a golden sickle in his right.
You see a single exit leading out.

You quickly duck down.

Skyla glares angrily at you.

Gregori taps his foot with mild impatience.

Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "BAD TSUKI GONNA GET ADOPTED OUT TO ALGER."

Cronnacht arrives from the out.

You feel overwhelmed by it all and faint.

Skyla stares implacably at you.

You begin to weep uncontrollably.

Cronnacht doffs a straw gardening hat cordially.

"Awwwww!" Skyla says.

Skyla gives Cronnacht the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Skyla whispers soothing words to you.

You lean on yourself seeking consolation.

A cone of sparkling light rises up around Cronnacht and whisks him away.

Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says to you, "Im not going to
really feed you to Alger."

Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "Momma wants that job."

Skyla shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Skyla flutters her eyelashes at Gregori.

Skyla grows still and her lips begin to move silently.

"Eep!", Skyla screams in fright.

Gregori gives Skyla the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "Im kidding."

You grab protectively at Skyla.

Skyla kisses Gregori passionately.

Gregori kisses Skyla passionately.

Skyla is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, her soul safe
until she returns to Lusternia.

Gregori shouts "Oi!" at the top of his voice.

------------------

This was in there at some point, apparently. On Market, maybe? I don't listen to Market.

Skyla: Alger tells you, "Applying for chaperone position. Qualifications : Will kill for gold. Will kill for food. Will kill for little excuses. Hates lecherous men. Ugliest cat in the Basin."

long and hilarious.

<>: Skyla (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Druids dont frolic."

pssst. They do frolic! Just not the fighters

IALIE DOES NOT FROLIC!

LIES!!!

I enjoyed my small part in that. Maybe I'll put a room in my manse just to rent out to frolickers.

moondancers

Not sure which part was better:

(Serenwilde): Barrin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Buying children."
(Serenwilde): Skyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have three."

or

Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "BAD TSUKI GONNA GET ADOPTED OUT TO ALGER."

Now the Moondancers need a GHELP file about Laysus like he had in Achaea.

It's not fair - Laysus is stealing Shorlen's job of being the lecherous moondancer flirt Well, I guess he was there first, and Shorlen just failed to steal the job from him

Druids are so boring.

Aye....no difference between listening to the channel or not, no one talks anyway.

And I thought Celest was bad..

They're Druids what do you want?

...*cough*

Don't blame me I didn't create the stereotype.