Quotes

by Jalain

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Ixion2005-06-24 11:46:26
You tell Kalas Melanchthon, "THIS IS KETHURU THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME FROM INHABITING THIS SUITABLE HUMAN BODY. YOU THINK THE GORGOGS WERE TOUGH? HAHAHA, THAT IS ONLY THR BEGINNING YOU FOOLISH MORTAL. JOIN ME OR BE CAST INTO OBLIVION, YOUR ONE AND FINAL OFFER!"

Melanchthon tells you, "*joins Kethuru* So, uh, does this make me Lieutenant of Oblivion?"

Well I was bored again, and who better to tease than my bro.
Shamarah2005-06-24 14:27:54
Templar Shinza Tharedia, Knight of the Aegis says, "They just rain from the
skies."

Templar Shinza Tharedia, Knight of the Aegis says, "Wish evil creatures could
come up with an original entrance method."
Gregori2005-06-24 15:50:53
Woot! I am a guild now!

Nokraenom tells you, "Greetings, Nihilists."
Xenthos2005-06-24 15:58:51
Hah, GR versus GT. Do you get that often?
Terenas2005-06-24 16:02:18
(Viridian Rangers): Lisaera says, "Well I am rather a better ranger than you,
Terenas."

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Saikado2005-06-24 16:35:10
Location: Pool of Stars
Present: Dysolis, Myndaen, Saikado, Shadria, Silimaur, Verithrax

Ialie arrives from the up.
Ezyth, the giant bumblebee zips in from the up.
1340h, 1340m, 1340e, 0p ex-smile ialie
You flash Ialie a joyous smile.
1340h, 1340m, 1340e, 0p ex-
Ialie raises her hand in greeting and says "Hi!"
1340h, 1340m, 1340e, 0p ex-
Silimaur is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul
safe until he returnes to Lusternia.
1340h, 1340m, 1340e, 0p ex-
Ialie Starfall says, "I came for my panties!"
1340h, 1340m, 1340e, 0p ex-
"Erk!" Ialie says with a grimace.
1340h, 1340m, 1340e, 0p ex- say if you'll please follow me Ialie
You say, "If you'll please follow me Ialie."
Ezyth looks up and fans his wings rapidly in anticipation.
1340h, 1340m, 1340e, 0p ex-chuckle
You chuckle long and heartily.
1340h, 1340m, 1340e, 0p ex-
Ialie Starfall says, "I didn't mean to say that outloud."
Laysus2005-06-25 01:01:45
You say, "How do you interpret someone with the Antlers in Eroee?"

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Antlers."

You say, "Eroee in the antlers, even."

Tatine ponders the situation.

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Eroee is the
planet of love and attractive."

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Attraction."

You nod your head emphatically.

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Antlers are found
on a stag."

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Stags grow
antlers during mating season?"

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Horny."

You snicker softly to yourself.

Tatine nods her head emphatically.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Antlers in Eroee
means that they are as horny as Nil."



You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

You say, "What about someone with Eroee in the Dragon?"

Tatine ponders the situation.

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "A Dragon can be
hot-headed, and fiery."

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "But very
dangerous too, I think."

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Calculating, and
greedy."

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Or protective
rather than greedy."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You say, "A jealous lover?"


Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Hang on, that's
mine!"

You snicker softly to yourself.

Tatine peers about herself unscrupulously.

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Hot and steamy."

You snicker softly to yourself.

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "And in caves."

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "On piles of
treasure."

You say to Tatine, "You like to do it in caves?"

You say, "On piles of treasure?"

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "And they smoke
too much."

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Before and
after."

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "And they can bend
themselves into all sorts of posit... can we get off my nativity now?"

You say, "What about Glacier?"

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Frigid."

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Cold. But easy to
slide upon."

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Slippery."

Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Can give you
frostbites."


Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "Excellent. We've
been bestowed with a skill to work out the sex drives of every Lusternian on
the Basin."


Sibylline Sister Tatine Shelley, Astrologically Addled says, "For all we know,
if Eroee was in the Skull that person could like a spot of necrophilia."

Munsia2005-06-25 01:28:23
Well I found this funny but I'm strange

You say to Trader Bob, "Just bringing buisness."

~~5 minutes later~~


Trader Bob tells you, "That is a good thing, for my wares are the best in the land! Tell all your lads and lassies to visit and purchase from Trader Bob!"
Terenas2005-06-25 04:44:31
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Omg, I'm so
stupid."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "I don't have
acquisitio so I saw 6 fesix corpses, freaked out, and almost serpented."
Malicia2005-06-25 05:40:47
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Lisaera is
seriously the most scary goddess."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Heh, mmhmm."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "She makes
viravain, shikari, fain, raezon look like chumps."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "We knew who
wore the 'daddy pants' in the Fain/Lisaera relationship."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "*laugh*."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Have I told
you my theory?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "That's right."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "No."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Fain sought
the Taint after Lisaera domestically abused him."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Grin."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "I could see
it."
Saikado2005-06-25 06:16:26
poor fain
Tsuki2005-06-25 07:48:48

Shining Nejii Talnara, the White Wind starts a new page on his journal and
titles it, "Observations on onsetting Elfen inaction-induced dementia."


I'm watching the trees grow! Nothing wrong with that! *pouts*
Aebrin2005-06-25 09:35:04
Marquis Alger D'Tylmirande, Commandant of the Tower yells, "Haha is cute!"

Haha (Male Human).
He is 36 years old, having been born on the 7th of Vestian, 84 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

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Lisaera2005-06-25 11:17:27
I'm rather curious where that conversation about Me came from.

Also, who said anything about domestic abuse? There are much more painful methods of mental torture. The girls know what I'm talking about.
Aebrin2005-06-25 11:52:07
We were throwing parts at each other from adjacent rooms because we were both bored.

And then...

Aurella picks up a bloody ear.

"Tsk, tsk," Aurella says as she waggles a finger and scolds the world.

Ravenous Aurella, Disciple of the Murder says, "Stop leaving body parts all
over the place."

You tell Ravenous Aurella, Disciple of the Murder, "My bits are dropping!"

Aurella tells you, "Aww *ponder* Why don't you head back to Celest and rest for
a while then?"

You tell Ravenous Aurella, Disciple of the Murder, "My bits need airing."

Aurella tells you, ".."

You tell Ravenous Aurella, Disciple of the Murder, "*laughs*."

Aurella arrives from the south.

Aurella points a golden sickle at you.

"DIEEEEEEEEEE!", Aurella screams.

Aurella leaves to the south.
Tsuki2005-06-25 13:54:29

Nejii's giving an astrology lesson:


Shining Nejii Talnara, the White Wind says, "The Tsuki ability in the Astrology
skill is unknown to you."

Shining Nejii Talnara, the White Wind says, "You people are really distracting
sometimes."

Torak2005-06-25 19:13:45
Jack tells you, "Angels - they're boobyrific!"
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Jack tells you, "If you're gonna speak in medieval style english, do it right!"
You tell Jack Flagg, "Never."
Jack tells you, ""Oh, Jack, thine existence is a plague bubo upon the otherwise
clean armpit of life"."
Jack tells you, ""Oh, Jack, thou art the blood in mine urine"."
Jack tells you, ""Jack, thou art a scandalous rogue, like the milkman who fled
merry Englande with my most saucy of weches, Veronica!""
Marsu2005-06-25 19:18:31
Funny to me.

(Market): You say, "Transcendent Alchemist refilling for anything but
treehumpers and angel fondlers."


(House of Aurendil): Singollo (from the Astral Plane) says, "I don't hump
trees. I'm afraid something will break."
Munsia2005-06-25 20:04:29
I'm just sitting here minding my own buisness and this happens. And it isnt a miss!

Sobran tells you, "Nice try, poodle worshipper."
Munsia2005-06-25 20:13:26
I dont mean to make fun of my little Leef but heh even I find this funny. It was said to me.

Druid Leef, of the Wilde says, "You're the snugglyist thing ever."