Awwww, poor Razzy. I'll get you some good robes. -petpet-

Guess they just dont make wee serens like they used to.

Wow. Simply wow. Funny stuff.

Here's the extent of Fain's GT, not that it's a bad thing, but more of a non-existant thing.
(Ur'Guard) Fain says, "Greetings."
(Ur'Guard) Everyone else says, "Greetings Lord Fain."

. . . . .
and yeah, that's about it.

Here's Raezon on Geo GT:

(Geomancers): You say, "Woot! 500k gold!"

(Geomancers): Raezon says, "This is the story of when Revan lost all of his gold. Raezon stepped into the bank and accidently allocated all of the poor geomancer's funds into His own account. Moral of the story? Don't brag."

(Geomancers): You say, "Stupid deafness... Hey, where'd all my gold go!?"

(Geomancers): Raezon says, "Oh, nowhere. It's in good hands now."

lol! Funny

He's going to KILL me, but I have to anyway.

(Order): Ashar says, "How's everyone doing in this fine Order?"
(Order): You say, "I'd be find if a certain Someone would stop picking on me."
(Order): Ashar says, "It's so difficult to speak obliquely about Gods. You
always have to capitalize Their pronouns or They'll get irritated."
(Order): Raezon says, "You emphasize Someone like it's a God, Ashar doesn't
deserve THAT much recognition."
(Order): (from the Astral Plane) says, "Hehe."
(Order): You say, "Ashar doesn't pick on me. He knows I'm meaner than he is."
(Order): Ashar says, "At least until my Big Technological Divinity Contraption
- or BTDC for short - comes through..."
(Order): Ashar says, "Then You'll be sorry You ever picked on me!"
(Order): You say, "Hehehehe."
(Order): Nokraenom says, "Pfah. We've already got one."
(Order): You say, "We do? Where? And what's it do exactly?"
(Order): Raezon says, "Until someone wakes him up, and he realizes He isn't he
anymore."
(Order): Ashar says, "...ok, I'm lost."
(Order): You say, "Owwww. I hurt from laughing."
(Order): Nokraenom says, "You just need to go out and collection about 10
million more essence, and then convince the Iron Council to let you use the
Megalith for your Godly designs."
(Order): Nokraenom says, "So, get to work!"
(Order): Ashar says, "I'm sure they'd be ok with it. a God would be powerfully
useful in a battle, I daresay."
(Order): Raezon says, "I did all that already, I siphon that extra power they
don't know ab... oh wait, nevermind, I picked flowers!"
(Order): Nokraenom says, "That's it, You're cut off!"
(Order): Raezon says, "Oh sure, take My access, I'll take the whole Megalith!"
(Order): Raezon says, "Estarra, what can I get for a Megalith these days? Two
gold, sure, that sounds fair."
(Order): says, "I'll give You and sunflower if you come over here! Or
tell me where I can find You."
(Order): You say, "Pfft. Weren't You ever taught to share?"
(Order): Nokraenom says, "*grumble* You win this battle, Lord Raezon, but the
war is far from over!"
(Order): You say, "I have a -highly- important question. Think You can answer
it, M'Lord?"

(Order): Raezon says, "The purple clay cup on the right."
(Order): You say, "Lies."
(Order): You say, "Ok, my question is this."
(Order): You say, "Do the Divine have navels? It's been bugging me for -ages-
now."
(Order): Raezon says, "We can have whatever We want, Our appearances that
mortals see are purely that, appearances."
(Order): Raezon says, "I could turn into a strapping young lad of twelve if I
wanted to."
(Order): Ashar says, "How many 12-year olds are particularly strapping?"
(Order): Ashar says, "Aren't they more...prepubescent?"
(Order): Raezon says, "The one I design Myself to be?"
(Order): Nokraenom says, "What our Lord is trying to say is that You should see
him in the Havens on Estar nights. Rumour has it that Lord Fain wanted a second
date."
(Order): You say, "ROFL."
You tell Master Nokraenom d'Erlette, "*LOVE*."
(Order): Ashar says, "What I like best about this order is how reverent we
are."
(Order): Raezon says, "... Nokraenom's fantasies obviously are spilling into
the real world..."
Nokraenom tells you, "I couldn't resist!"
You tell Raezon, the Forbidden, "I suppose this is another 'Post of the forums
and experience stabbity death fisrt hand' thing, isn't it?"
The Divine voice of Raezon, the Forbidden echoes in your head, "Second hand
too."
You tell Raezon, the Forbidden, "FINE! I'm keeping it for my own amusement
though."
The Divine voice of Raezon, the Forbidden echoes in your head, "Your own
amusement... yeah definitely keep that part to yourself, My Divine ears may not
be able to take descriptions."
You tell Raezon, the Forbidden, "Are Your ears burning yet?"
The Divine voice of Raezon, the Forbidden echoes in your head, "Nope, I took
them off."


I'll be waiting for when they find a cure for several stab wounds to the face.

EDIT: Names that the original poster didn't want in there, but can't find the edit button to remove, edited out. ~Shiri~

Edit: Watch your Language.

-God.

Yup, too bad everyone quoted are public figures anyway.

I dont remember that...

How was I suppose to know when I jab with my cudgel it does 500 to a novice..

1043h, 4200m, 4200e, 10p exkp-
With a focused look, Murphy strikes at you with Orclachmar's Wrath. You are
mortally wounded when striked in the gut. Your internal organs have ruptured
and turned to jelly. If you do not heal soon, you shall die.
650h, 4200m, 4200e, 10p exkp-

Couldn't resist.

Tenqual picks up a nut from a ravenwood tree.
3112h, 4252m, 4252e, 10p exk-
Mad Scientist Tenqual Ach'lye sticks out his tongue and says, "I have nuts,
finally."
3112h, 4252m, 4252e, 10p exk-laugh

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

( ): Laysus says, "It's typical that I'd die at dawn."

( ): Laysus says, "Now I gotta wait till night to drawdown again."

( ): Niara (from the Astral Plane) says, "That's because you never listen to me."

( ): Laysus says, "Well what would you have me do, Niara?"

( ): Niara (from the Astral Plane) says, "Don't die."

( ): Laysus says, "Believe me, I'm trying."

( ): Niara (from the Astral Plane) says, "Try harder then."

Seeker of the Moon, Desatyar says, "Is there a forest i can train in around serenwild."

*rub temples*

Talk about missing the forest for the trees

Pff.


Not sure what you mean, Asarniiiiil.

You recall that Malicia told you:
"(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Malicia says, "You know, Murphy is somewhat attractive as an Orclach.""."


You recall that Narsrim told you:
"Malicia henceforth requires a new naked desc for you as an Orclach."

........





I never said any of that. Narsrim, gah.

to her credit Malicia is the victim of narsrim's nasty character assassinations and smear campaigns


Its still funny though

Murphy says, "I think Malicia is cute, but Narsrim makes me quiver."

You recall that Narsrim told you:
"You know you want to come through."

No, no, I really don't, thanks.