Quotes

by Jalain

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Athalas2005-07-02 03:46:35
Die munsi! That wasn't all of what I said, or what happened.

Munsia sniffs you, trying to decipher just what that smell emanating from you
is.
4766h, 2918m, 3149e, 10p, 22730en, 13490w exk-

Munsia slaps you on the cheek.
4766h, 2918m, 3149e, 10p, 22730en, 13490w exk-

Munsia nods her head sagely.
4766h, 2918m, 3149e, 10p, 22730en, 13490w exk-

A Lady of the Silver Light flows out to the east, her shimmer fading away.
4766h, 2918m, 3149e, 10p, 22730en, 13490w exk-

Leef blinks incredulously at Munsia.
4766h, 2918m, 3149e, 10p, 22730en, 13490w exk-

Druid Leef La'Saet says to Munsia, "What was that for?"
blink
You blink.
Rose Warrior Munsia D'Cente, Nature's Thorn says, "Impulse."

Munsia peers about herself unscrupulously.
You say, "I have impulses to nuzzle daevos when I see him, but I don't!"
You say, "Learn self control my darling."
You wink knowingly.
Leef blinks incredulously at you.
Druid Leef La'Saet says, "To nuzzle daevos?"
Opening her mouth wide, Munsia gapes in wonder at you.
Druid Leef La'Saet says, "Why?"
You say to Leef, "I like seeing what happens when I do stuff like that."
You say, "When I did something like that to kaervas he staffcasted me."
You say to Munsia, "Self control is good."
Unknown2005-07-02 17:00:21
(12:57:42) Etanru: spar spar spar!
(12:57:49) Renegade498: you wanna? ok
(12:59:56) Etanru: ok
(12:59:59) Etanru: let me link up for a sex
(13:00:01) Etanru: ...sec
(13:00:04) Renegade498: ...
Athana2005-07-02 22:53:19
A rat is suddenly tossed up against the ceiling with a large splat.
Aebrin2005-07-03 01:17:33
QUOTE(Athana @ Jul 3 2005, 12:53 AM)
A rat is suddenly tossed up against the ceiling with a large splat.
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HOW?! I WANNA DO IT!
Unknown2005-07-03 04:13:01
QUOTE(Nine Breaker @ Jul 2 2005, 12:00 PM)
(12:57:42) Etanru: spar spar spar!
(12:57:49) Renegade498: you wanna? ok
(12:59:56) Etanru: ok
(12:59:59) Etanru: let me link up for a sex
(13:00:01) Etanru: ...sec
(13:00:04) Renegade498: ...
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Bah.
Shamarah2005-07-03 14:08:25
Seeking the Cure to Burst Blood Vessels:

(Bellator Societas): Alger says, "Its burping."
(Bellator Societas): Eiru says, "You serious?"
(Bellator Societas): Revan (from the Astral Plane) says, ".... burping?"
(Bellator Societas): Eiru says, "Die."
(Bellator Societas): Kaervas says, "Burping?"
(Bellator Societas): Jadryga says, "Thwap Alger."
(Bellator Societas): Kaervas says, "Thorgal actually burped too tongue.gif."
(Bellator Societas): Jadryga says, "*ROFL*."
(Bellator Societas): Eiru says, "Hahahah."
(Bellator Societas): Alger says, "Hehe."
(Bellator Societas): Nayl (from the Astral Plane) says, "So did I, even thought I didn't have any burst."
Unknown2005-07-03 14:32:27
(Market): Skyla says, "Looking for my secret admirer!"

(Market): Marcalo says, "I secretly admire your corpse does that count?"

(Market): Skyla says, "Quiet in the cheap seats."
Unknown2005-07-03 16:32:22
(The Clan): Galvadore says, "I'm perfectly sane, dunno about the rest of you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go re arrange the piles of manure on the
street to all look like frowny faces."

laugh.gif
Unknown2005-07-03 17:44:31
Didn't know if i wanted to post this or not cause it's a bit embarrasing to me, but oh well what the heck, here goes...


During Alnra and Aeto's Wedding:

You tell Moondance Sage Shorlen, "It makes me a bit nervous... what do you do when there is a god standing right beside you?"

Alnra shuffles over to Aeto and shyly takes his hand in her own.

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "Try to look respectable."

You blush furiously.

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "And
possibly make a great deal of fuss over how excellent Her jewellery looks."

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "That is optional, however."
Manjanaia2005-07-03 17:49:07
Awww biggrin.gif
Laysus2005-07-03 18:01:09
That was skeery, getting called in at the last minute to do the wedding ceremony >.< So hard not to make jokes based on the script they'd given me.
Unknown2005-07-04 00:58:44
(20:56:52) AquaBunny: Murphy's being naughty!
(20:56:57) Branwyn: ?
(20:57:15) Murphy: -wiggle-
(20:57:19) Gerald: ...
(20:57:33) Branwyn: don't wiggle that thing at me murph
(20:58:02) AquaBunny: Murphy tells you, "Joli, we need you, come to the dark side." You tell Dreadlord Murphy, Urlach's Fury, "Babe, you're not a god tongue.gif" Murphy tells you, "In bed i am."
(20:58:14) ***AquaBunny hides
(20:58:17) Branwyn: well, he has to boost his ego SOMEHOW
(20:58:19) ***Branwyn teases Murphy
(20:58:23) Gerald: ahahahaha
(20:58:37) Murphy: Joli tells you, "You're taken."
(20:58:42) AquaBunny: biggrin.gif
(20:58:43) Branwyn: You know what they say about all the big strong types
(20:58:43) Murphy: You tell Vesteran Mistress, Joli Glacielle, Thalassic Lodestar, "Unfortunletly
(20:58:43) Murphy: for you."
Shiri2005-07-04 01:02:09
(On Skype.)

Me: *harvesting in Oleanvir* Oh crap, a roc! Burrow!
Sylphas: What? A rock?
Me: Yeah.
Sylphas: Why do you need to burrow from a rock?
Me: Because it'll kidnap me else?
Sylphas: Huh?
Me: Well it puts you in the mountains and stuff if you don't burrow away.
Sylphas: ...wait, you mean a roc. I thought you were just geophobic.
Joli2005-07-04 01:07:08
QUOTE(Nine Breaker @ Jul 3 2005, 07:58 PM)
(20:56:52) AquaBunny: Murphy's being naughty!
(20:56:57) Branwyn: ?
(20:57:15) Murphy: -wiggle-
(20:57:19) Gerald: ...
(20:57:33) Branwyn: don't wiggle that thing at me murph
(20:58:02) AquaBunny: Murphy tells you, "Joli, we need you, come to the dark side."  You tell Dreadlord Murphy, Urlach's Fury, "Babe, you're not a god tongue.gif"  Murphy tells you, "In bed i am."
(20:58:14) ***AquaBunny hides
(20:58:17) Branwyn: well, he has to boost his ego SOMEHOW
(20:58:19) ***Branwyn teases Murphy
(20:58:23) Gerald: ahahahaha
(20:58:37) Murphy: Joli tells you, "You're taken."
(20:58:42) AquaBunny: biggrin.gif
(20:58:43) Branwyn: You know what they say about all the big strong types
(20:58:43) Murphy: You tell Vesteran Mistress, Joli Glacielle, Thalassic Lodestar, "Unfortunletly
(20:58:43) Murphy: for you."
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Bah on you.. -shakefist- sad.gif
Unknown2005-07-04 02:49:34
Isar tells you, "I want to pee in it."

Isar tells you, "Ignore that please."

You tell Pupil Isar, "I will do my best."

This is what happens when novices start joining for the sole reason of Psionics. dry.gif
Munsia2005-07-04 03:14:31
QUOTE(Nine Breaker @ Jul 3 2005, 10:49 PM)
Isar tells you, "I want to pee in it."

Isar tells you, "Ignore that please."

You tell Pupil Isar, "I will do my best."

This is what happens when novices start joining for the sole reason of Psionics.  dry.gif
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wub.gif They are so cute when they are young.
Unknown2005-07-04 03:22:10
Heh. He wanted to pee into the Pool of Stars.
Terenas2005-07-04 05:43:18
QUOTE
3728h, 4800m, 3826e, 4p, 13113en, 21775w elxk-
Alger's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
With a focused look, Alger strikes at you with a baleful rapier of darkened
steel, and you make ready with a finely crafted rapier bearing images of the
Serenwilde. Alger's rapier strikes your rapier, and you easily deflect the
blow.
Your blade runs down the shaft of Alger's weapon. You strike his right arm,
striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions.
Alger's blade runs down the shaft of your weapon, and you make ready with a
finely crafted rapier bearing images of the Serenwilde. Alger's rapier strikes
your rapier, and you easily deflect the blow.
Your blade runs down the shaft of Alger's weapon. You strike his left arm,
striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions.
Alger's blade runs down the shaft of your weapon, and you make ready with a
finely crafted rapier bearing images of the Serenwilde. Alger's rapier strikes
your rapier, and you easily deflect the blow.
Your blade runs down the shaft of Alger's weapon. You strike his right arm,
striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions.
Alger's blade runs down the shaft of your weapon, and you smoothly step away
from the blow. His rapier strikes through the air, missing you completely.
3728h, 4800m, 3826e, 4p, 13133en, 21787w elxk-


Fear the Haymaker!
Aebrin2005-07-04 07:22:37

(Celest): Arlent says, "Well, Kidaen, if You're still around, please let Zandra
know it was very nice to meat him."
Tsuki2005-07-04 18:13:42
Blessed Daughter, Alnra Regamos, Sexy Old'un says, "But Aeto and I know we've
had like 30 or 40 children."

Blessed Daughter, Alnra Regamos, Sexy Old'un says, "Aeto and I have mastered a
whole new totem spirit to bond with."

Blessed Daughter, Alnra Regamos, Sexy Old'un says, "The bunny spirit."