20%? Psh. Try 50-60%, then complain.

Try getting to Visaeris' level, then consider 20%.

It's all relative, or so I'm told...

Try getting to Vis's level, then consider 50%

Rafael rubs a starlight tiara and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.

Couldn't resist. Barely caught it while helping a protege..

Aqua Adept Akuro says, "Hmm so whos Manjanaia?"

Aqua Adept Akuro says, "I havent seen her I believe."

You stick out your tongue and say, "Him."

"Eep!", Akuro screams in fright.

Akuro becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

Akuro tells you, "Rofl i didnt read your family tree right, i thought it was
your wife."

I always thought Manjanaia was a girl too.

yep, copping anenemy territory death costs me, at least 3-4 hours of bashing at my level, its rather painful!

I hate being underpowered

(The Clan): Visaeris says, 'Galvadore I have some advice that will help you in life."

(The Clan): Visaeris says, "Listen closely, and you will grow in wisdom."

(The Clan): Galvadore says, "Ooh, let me get out my notepad."

(The Clan): Visaeris says, "This is an important piece of internet wisdom. Are you ready?"

(The Clan): Visaeris says, "It's not gay unless the balls touch.~"


..I'm so scared..

What websites does Visaeris go to?!

DON'T ASK! WE'LL ALL HAVE TO HEAR AN ANSWER!

Geez guys, it's just balls.

(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "Right, being that I'm the highest ranked person around...except Revan, and nobody listens to him anyways...I declare a state of martial pornography. All people in Protector/Security positions must get laid. Now."

(Market): Ekard says, "I was doing it with Ialie, why nobody else joined us??"


What a bad time to start paying attention to the screen.

(Market): Diamante says, "Shikari please read help hallmonitors."


You tell Diamante McCloud, Spirited Renewal, "HELP METAMONITORS."

The Divine voice of Shikari, the Predator echoes in your head, "Did you force Diamante to say that, Murphy?"

You tell Shikari, the Predator, "No I didn't force him to say it, I don't have a force skill m'lord."

You put 2000 gold sovereigns in an elegant white letter.
4171h, 2275m, 2512e, 10p elrx-mail letter to diamante

You address the letter to Diamante McCloud, Spirited Renewal, and immediately a harried-looking woman comes out to take it from you. She whistles, and a dove comes flying into the room. The woman attaches the letter to the dove's leg, and it speeds away.

Diamante tells you, "Holy , what have you done?"

^^^

Best 2k i've ever spent

Diamante tells you, "Oh, didnt realize *slaps forehead* that was pretty stupid of me, definately not worth the 2k, heh, oh well, past is past, now to get back on market somehow."


4171h, 2275m, 2512e, 10p elrx-
You tell Diamante McCloud, Spirited Renewal, "Morale of the story, don't listen to bad Magnagorians."

In that light, let me quote that helpfile, to show that smart remarks don't generally make you look very smart if you aren't paying attention. Are you all ready? Ok, try to follow along as I present the facts.



Bad Shikari!... oh, no, wait...



Hmm, the plot thickens!



Now kids, what have we learned from this?

Don't try to look smart, you'll just end up looking stupid.