Quotes

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Murphy2005-07-08 08:26:34
Erm Kidaen, read my post previous to that.......and this quote too

(Market): You say, "Paying someone 2k gold for an easy job."
4171h, 2275m, 2512e, 10p elrx-
Diamante tells you, "Whats that?"
4171h, 2275m, 2512e, 10p elrx-
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith bows to Andormedux and commences the lesson in Tailoring.
4171h, 2275m, 2512e, 10p elrx-
You tell Diamante McCloud, Spirited Renewal, "Say on market Shikari please read help hallmonitors."

best 2k i'e ever spent
Unknown2005-07-08 08:42:20
It doesn't matter that you told him to do it, dear Murphy, if he neglects to read what he tells others to read, that makes him look stupid, regardless of his motivation.

(*whisper* on that hand, here's 50k, now piss off wink.gif)
Murphy2005-07-08 08:49:08
Yeh, that was the funnieest evil thing i've done in a while....Silly serens.

You guys need a CHELP MURPHY file, saying DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN, EVEN IF HE OFFERS YOU CANDY
Nymerya2005-07-08 13:55:42
QUOTE(Murphy @ Jul 8 2005, 06:49 PM)
Yeh, that was the funnieest evil thing i've done in a while....Silly serens.

You guys need a CHELP MURPHY file, saying DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN, EVEN IF HE OFFERS YOU CANDY
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But... candy's always worth it...
Marcalo2005-07-08 16:58:53
nym that is the weirdest version of the cat woman from darkstalkers i have ever seen.
Unknown2005-07-08 17:41:00
(13:37:46) Veonira: Okay this is random but
(13:37:49) Veonira: You know when you go pee..
(13:37:51) Veonira: and then afterwards
(13:37:52) Visaeris: ...
(13:37:54) Gerald: ..
(13:37:54) Veonira: you feel like you still have to pee
(13:37:56) Veonira: LMFAO
(13:38:03) Veonira: Anyone?
(13:38:10) Visaeris: well in a guy that's a possible sign of prostate cancer
(13:38:11) Gerald: you're alone in that department veo
(13:38:20) Veonira left the room (quit: Connection Closed).
(13:38:23) Gerald: haha
(13:38:25) Visaeris: ....
(13:38:29) Gerald: i think she got a little embarassed
(13:38:29) Veonira entered the room.
(13:38:30) Kaervas: heh
(13:38:34) Raiha: Are you kidding
(13:38:37) Veonira: What
(13:38:39) Visaeris: Raiha: Am I kidding?
(13:38:44) Visaeris: are you asking me, that is
(13:38:46) Veonira: I must have prostate cancer
(13:38:46) Raiha: No.
(13:38:53) Visaeris: Veonira: that's.. unlikely.
(13:38:57) Veonira: wink.gif
(13:39:02) Visaeris: unless..
(13:39:04) Veonira: LMFAO
(13:39:06) Visaeris: .....................
(13:39:09) Veonira: Me, embarassed?
(13:39:09) Raiha: However POSSIBLE.
(13:39:09) Kaervas: VEO'S A MAN!
(13:39:10) Visaeris: VEO IS A MAN?
(13:39:15) Raiha: ROFL
(13:39:19) Gerald: hahaaha
(13:39:20) Veonira: I have NO shame
(13:39:20) Raiha: Kaervas: *totally okay with it!*
(13:39:21) Visaeris: oh censor.gif
(13:39:23) Raiha: Visaeris: WHAT!
(13:39:23) Veonira: Yes I am!
(13:39:25) Veonira: LMFAO
(13:39:27) Visaeris: that's an unexpected turn of events
(13:39:28) Kaervas: dum dum dum
(13:39:28) Veonira: Kaervas is EXCITED
Unknown2005-07-09 15:27:05
(Serenwilde): Narid says, "Oh Kante, you and your long, hard objects made for thrusting at people."
2076h, 2940m, 2796e, 10p ex-

(Serenwilde): Kante says, "Heh."
2076h, 2940m, 2796e, 10p ex-

(Serenwilde): Kante says, "I normally use swords."
2076h, 2940m, 2796e, 10p ex-

(Serenwilde): Kante says, "But now I got a new obsession."
Manjanaia2005-07-09 19:28:58
QUOTE(Aebrin @ Jul 7 2005, 12:50 PM)
Aqua Adept Akuro says, "Hmm so whos Manjanaia?"

Aqua Adept Akuro says, "I havent seen her I believe."

You stick out your tongue and say, "Him."

"Eep!", Akuro screams in fright.

Akuro becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

Akuro tells you, "Rofl i didnt read your family tree right, i thought it was
your wife."
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How did you get onto that?

And for the record... I AM NOT A FREAKIN' GIRL! mad.gif
Maedhros2005-07-10 00:40:03
QUOTE(Manjanaia @ Jul 9 2005, 02:28 PM)
How did you get onto that?

And for the record... I AM NOT A FREAKIN' GIRL! mad.gif
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Learn something new every day.
Arimisia2005-07-10 00:48:01
Shaylen had asked someone to bring a mending vile and well…I pointed out that restoration work just as well and she was like, I think I will go crawl back into my hole now…

(Nihilists): Bara says, "Holes are fun to go in."

(Nihilists): You say, "Fun to dig too!"

(Nihilists): Bara says, "Yep!"

(Nihilists): You say, "And to roll in."

(Nihilists): Bara says, "..nope."

(Nihilists): You say, "I like rolling in the dirt, much better than bathing in water."

(Nihilists): Bara says, "So that’s why you smell like worms."

(Nihilists): You say, "Nope, I can give you worms though."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "I wonder about you guys sometimes."

(Nihilists): You say, "Heh."

(Nihilists): Bara says, "Bah whys that."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Been smoking too many bad things I think....."

(Nihilists): You say, "How about give everyone vestiphobia and we all run about having a good ol' time."

(Nihilists): Bara says, "Oooh fun fun."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "OHOH! Me first!"

(Nihilists): You say, "Yep!"

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Wait, can I hit everyone with my tail?"

(Nihilists): You say, "You know where I am at, I would be more than glad to
give it to you just do not ask me how to cure it because you'd make me think
and then my head would hurt."

(Nihilists): Bara says, "Curing it is easy."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Hey Arimisia?"

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "How do you cure
it?"

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "And I don't want to sure it."

(Nihilists): You say, "Ekk!! my head! *sniff* you just had to ask.."

(Nihilists): You say, "Wormwood I believe."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Are you sure? huh huh? are ya?"

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Oh I have a great idea...."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Who is coming to my wedding?"

(Nihilists): You say, "Depends."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "On?"

(Nihilists): You say, "You coming to mine if I decide to have one?"

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Sure!"

(Nihilists): You say, "Hehe."

(Nihilists): Bara says, "I am still trying to get married to my demon..."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "I will even make Nevyn come."

(Nihilists): You say, "When is yours?"

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "I have no clue....we haven't decided."

(Nihilists): You say, "Demons are nice but he will leave you the more you learn in nihilism."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "But Nevyn said we should have a nude wedding....I'm gonna have to beat it into him that he is supposed to look at me and only me."

(Nihilists): Bara says, "It's ok I will just marry the next one."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "You aren't asking
or much are you Bara?"

(Nihilists): You say, "Hehe- you should try and whisk Grim away."

(Nihilists): Bara says, "So true. Shaylen i gave up on most guys sorry."

(Nihilists): You say, "You should marry a worm so you have something to eat after you marry it."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Heh, its ok, Nevyn is the one for me....we fit together perfectly..."

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Ohoh! I have a dead Lindwyrm you can marry."

(Nihilists): Bara says, "I like to eat those..."

(Nihilists): You say, "Can I eat it?"

(Nihilists): Shaylen (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Bah, I have 3 or
4..hang on."

(Nihilists): You say, "Hehe."

(Nihilists): Shaylen says, "Ok, who wants what?"

(Nihilists): You say, "ME!! though I am not marrying it."

(Nihilists): Shaylen says, "Rofl."

(Nihilists): You say, "I eat it."


then later...


(Nihilists): You say, "Well, I vote that Ashar is smarter than all of us."

(Nihilists): Shaylen says, "Hmmm."

(Nihilists): Bara says, "Bah."

(Nihilists): Shaylen says, "I second that one."

(Nihilists): You say, "Hehehe!"

(Nihilists): Ashar says, "I vote that flattery will get you everywhere."

(Nihilists): Shaylen says, "And he is soo handsome too."

(Nihilists): Shaylen says, "Working on a GF from Ashar, can you tell?"

(Nihilists): You say, "Humm..I think that is a bit much."

(Nihilists): Shaylen says, "You can pay me that gold you promised me later, for pretending to think you are handsome."

(Nihilists): Shaylen says, "Oops, that was a mistell."

(Nihilists): Ashar says, "Yes...of course it was.”
Shamarah2005-07-10 01:01:31
... that's what the Nihilists have fallen to?
Acrune2005-07-10 01:06:32
QUOTE(Nine Breaker @ Jul 8 2005, 01:41 PM)
(13:39:09) Kaervas: VEO'S A MAN!
(13:39:10) Visaeris: VEO IS A MAN?
(13:39:15) Raiha: ROFL
(13:39:19) Gerald: hahaaha
(13:39:20) Veonira: I have NO shame
(13:39:20) Raiha: Kaervas: *totally okay with it!*
(13:39:21) Visaeris: oh censor.gif
(13:39:23) Raiha: Visaeris: WHAT!
(13:39:23) Veonira: Yes I am!
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I thought we already established that waaaaaaay back on page 39, post number 772? tongue.gif
Marsu2005-07-10 01:28:17
After giving him mercury...

(Blacktalon): Sobran says, "Mwahaha! Fear me for I have mercury balls!"
Unknown2005-07-10 02:01:49
QUOTE(Arimisia @ Jul 10 2005, 12:48 AM)
Nihilists...
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And I used to think it sucks that Nihilists GT is always so quiet...
Eiru2005-07-10 07:18:51
Heh, you get that like once every 11313123 months.
No harm in having fun every now and then.
Kaervas2005-07-10 08:01:05
That sort of stuff happens on my guild channel everyday sad.gif
Revan2005-07-10 09:16:26
I blame the novices...

Edit: By novice, I mean GR1 newbs
Sobran2005-07-10 10:59:37
QUOTE(Revan @ Jul 10 2005, 05:16 AM)
I blame the novices...

Edit: By novice, I mean GR1 newbs
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::isnt a newb:: glare.gif
Manjanaia2005-07-10 19:06:55
QUOTE(Maedhros @ Jul 10 2005, 12:40 AM)
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Learn something new every day.
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Remember. MANjanaia.

Nayl don't even start! tongue.gif
Jack2005-07-10 20:18:49
Yeah, Nayl.

Don't, say, call him "Mangina".

Because that would be both cruel and unusual, and completely unnecessary.