(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "Wish I could gutstab or something with
my athame."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Dumihru says, "Poke eyes?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "Castrate would be a good one."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "I just caused myself to really wince."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Bau says, "Heh."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Dumihru says, "And that's without even thinking about
rebounding *cringe*."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "Oooooooowie."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Suhnaye says, "*twitch*..."

(Serenwilde): Jalain says, "The question is.. would the fates give those bits
back to you?"

(Serenwilde): Jalain says, "Gah."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "The question is.. would the fates give
those bits back to you?"

You open your eyes and stretch languidly, feeling deliciously well-rested.

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Oh the horror."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "Horror?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Citera (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Hmm?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Gwynn says, "Oh the Tae'daeanity! *faint*."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "Wha?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "My response to the castrate ability was
delayed, since I was asleep."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Suhnaye says, "Stancing takes no balance...
coolness."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Mitch says, "If they creat an ability like that, im
putting down my swords and takin up influencing....."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Suhnaye says, "Make... odd trophies..."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Suhnaye says, "*duck*."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Gregori says, "I am a dwarf they gotta crouch pretty
low to castrate me and I can kick em in the teeth when they try."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Gwynn says, "Not if I pick you up by the ankles."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Gregori says, "Oi."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Mitch says, "Is anyone even watchin the colt?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Athana says, "*laugh*."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Dumihru says, "Right, safer topic."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Mitch says, "We've got jobs to do, most of which dont
include castration."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Athana says, "Wow my armour sucks."

(Serenwilde): Jalain says, "Isn't there a Ritual that makes you grow? So they
can just use that and then use castrate."

(Serenwilde): Jalain says, "Argh. Ctoff."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "Isn't there a Ritual that makes you
grow? So they can just use that and then use castrate."

(Serenwilde): Mitch says, "So everyone knows, that was a miss."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "...."

(Serenwilde): Suhnaye says, "Ok.. thats the mother of all misses."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Dumihru says, "Umm, no I don't think enlarge and
diminish are that specific."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "..."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Mitch says, "..."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "You have a sick mind, girl."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Dumihru says, "Me??"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Suhnaye says, "... I am so not going there..."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Dumihru says, "I was just clarifying."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Gregori says, "That would be.... lazy... enlarge...
diminish... enlarge... diminish..."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Oh that should be preserved."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Dumihru says, ".."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "Hahaha."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Oh Gods..."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Citera (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Can we stop
now? Heh."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Gwynn says, "My sister told me she was going to buy
me a reduce enchantment and my fiance an enlarge enchantment as our wedding
gifts *grin*."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Citera (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Bah! Gwynn."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "Oh god that is funn."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Citera (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Gonna
darkseed you now."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Gwynn says, "*covers Citera's ears*."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Suhnaye says, "The is bloody hilarious."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Athana says, "Haha."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Citera (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I swear
-mutter-."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "I'm still laughing."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Citera (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Try to just
ignore that little fact, but nooo."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Jalain says, "It isn't little."

Gregori tells you, "What SEG talks about when at war?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Citera (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Gonna bash my
head against a tree now and see if I can get it out of my mind."

Rofl. Two topics. Same convo

I edited mine a bit..

Damn.. I just noticed that that could mean an entirely different thing if you wern't in on the conversation.

That's why I left the Serenwilde.

I kind of wish I was still there, though, so I could say something bitter and meaningful.

To which I would get...

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Gigglefae says, "*Snuggles Guido* Aw, quiet ya big teddy!

Really, don't whine so much when your Elite Guard sits around and giggles over conversations about castration. A commune of 12 year olds? Is Gregori the tough one the other's look up to because he is the first one tall enough to ride the big boy ride?

I'm wondering whether I should say, 'no offense', but nah. Offense intended.

Uuh.. We've never actually had a conversation like that in the guard before. It was pretty much all the stress from the colts and the war, coupled with Munsia being kicked out of the clan and commune, coming together in about 30 minutes of high spirits.
You can't fault us for that.

If you rather Guido, we can sit around and talk about the hundreds of new ways we can kill you when you annoy us again. Which knowing yourself, won't be very long at all.

We had a moment of brevity. Not everything has to be doom and gloom. We are not Magnagora afterall.

Rather Magnagora than.. that.

Mind you, Magnagora has the occasional slip too..

That was the most ... Weirdest thing I have ever heard.

I'm glad I was sleeping then. >_<

Why is it that, Mitch is the only one I take seriosuly now? Mitch for Marshall! *holds up campaign signs*

Gwynn did ya really have to say that in a clan that Lavenna's papa is a member of?

"I hope they don't introduce a skill like that." Whee, isn't it fun referring to OOC admin who create skills for players to use.

Yes I'm bitter.

I'd prefer it if you did that, actually.

It's called "The Funnies" for a reason. Don't make the topic serious.

Stay away from me Jalain *eye*.

*sharpens his athame*

I think the funniest part of this is where I learned you kicked Munsia out. Finally someone did the Universe a favor. Just be sure to enemy her to so she dies a half million times for trying to get back to the Mother and make one final Mooooooooohnodontkillmeaaaahhhhh!

Heh, yes, Munsia was on the SEG. She said, "Ze Moo?". I had prior warned her a few days ago, so again I told her, not to do that on the SEG and to keep a level of professionalism.

Her response?

Munsia tells you, "Why does it bother you so much? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

My response?
CLAN DISCHARGE MUNSIA
POWERBLOCK MUNSIA ON

Just remember to wield it this time, and you should be okay. *inno*

Unfortunatly she's back again, but at least I havn't seen any mooing yet. I hope it lasts this time. And I also hope this is REALLY her last chance this time. How many has she had? 20?