Never sleep.

by Unknown

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Unknown2005-01-07 03:30:00
Sleep + Tuek + Me in another window + Total lack of competence =

Along a ridge.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A steep
promontory curves around here, the only path following its top. Damp, sandy
soil has fallen down into the gulley to the north and northwest, leaving an
edge of exposed tree-roots and grasses. Thick bushes of young trees, mixed with
nettles and knotweed, prevent passage to the south and east.
You see exits leading northeast and west.
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sleep
You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.
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Patchou the Moon Cat streaks between your legs at lightning speed, forcing you
to stumble lose your balance.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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You are encased within a bubble whose surface shifts and shimmers with patterns
like oil on water. Far beneath you, Lusternia drops away to a smoking volcanic
mountain range, offering beautiful views of white geysers and lava lakes. As
you pass over one such lake, the bubble pops without warning, sending you
plunging towards the fires below.
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You stand at the summit of Avechna's peak with a sharp wind blowing in your
face and the world spread before you. Sections of Lusternian land can be seen
distantly through a cloudscape that reaches to eternity, while the sky above is
a beautifully painted dome interspersed with stars. History stands at your
back, and with the future ahead of you, you spring into a bolting run and leap
from the mountainside into the open air...
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Patchou the Moon Cat arches her back and hisses at you, causing your mental
strength to suddenly drain.
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Tuek locks his arms about you and carries you up into the trees.
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You open your eyes and stretch languidly, feeling deliciously well-rested.
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Tuek gives you a vicious shove and you tumble backwards and fall.
You scream as you feel the force of the landing break both your legs.
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Patchou the Moon Cat stares at you with her eerie silvery-green eyes. You
cannot break away from the gaze as the world seems to slow around you.
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Laysus vanishes before your eyes, scattered by the forest breeze.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Tuek locks his arms about you and carries you up into the trees.
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l
You move sluggishly into action.
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In the trees above Along a ridge.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A steep
promontory curves around here, the only path following its top. Damp, sandy
soil has fallen down into the gulley to the north and northwest, leaving an
edge of exposed tree-roots and grasses. Thick bushes of young trees, mixed with
nettles and knotweed, prevent passage to the south and east. Glowing glyphs
hang in the air here. A willowisp bobs about in the air here. Hexe Tuek, the
Heir of Ellindel is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a
kite shield in his right.
You see exits leading northeast and west.
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say I knew it.
You move sluggishly into action.
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ne
You move sluggishly into action.
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You cannot move as both your legs are crippled.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
The idea of eating or drinking is repulsive to you.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
Your nerves feel suddenly jangled.
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A sudden gust of wind catches you and blows you out of the tree.
You scream as you feel the force of the landing break both your legs.
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roll
You move sluggishly into action.
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You return to the normal timestream.
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"The voices! The voices! Get them out of my head!!" you moan, holding your head
in pain.
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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Patchou the Moon Cat streaks between your legs at lightning speed, forcing you
to stumble lose your balance.
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Tuek locks his arms about you and carries you up into the trees.
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ne
Tears fill your eyes and begin to slowly run down your face.
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l
In the trees above Along a ridge.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A steep
promontory curves around here, the only path following its top. Damp, sandy
soil has fallen down into the gulley to the north and northwest, leaving an
edge of exposed tree-roots and grasses. Thick bushes of young trees, mixed with
nettles and knotweed, prevent passage to the south and east. Glowing glyphs
hang in the air here. A willowisp bobs about in the air here. Hexe Tuek, the
Heir of Ellindel is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a
kite shield in his right.
You see exits leading northeast and west.
2692h, 1363m, 2554e, 10p ep-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
You shuffle your feet noisily, suddenly bored.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
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d
You hug yourself compassionately.
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Hexe Tuek Myeras, the Heir of Ellindel says, "See?"
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land
d
I missed that altogether.
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(Market): Maedhros says, "Putting up ONE credit at 2500."
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You are paralysed and unable to do that.
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Tuek takes a drink from a ruby vial.
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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say It never fails.
You say, "It never fails."
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Tuek tells you, "The wind drowned out your voice, say again?"
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say It never fails.

Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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You say, "It never fails."
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Hexe Tuek Myeras, the Heir of Ellindel says, "Never know when I'm lurking in
the trees."
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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A sudden gust of wind catches you and blows you out of the tree.
You scream as you feel the force of the landing break both your legs.
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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Patchou the Moon Cat arches her back and hisses at you, causing your mental
strength to suddenly drain.
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Tuek locks his arms about you and carries you up into the trees.
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say I go to sleep, I wake up... well, I don't wake up.
You say, "I go to sleep, I wake up... well, I don't wake up."
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Tuek tells you, "The wind drowned out your voice, say again?"
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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Tuek takes a drink from a ruby vial.
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say I go to sleep, I wake up... well, I don't wake up.
You say, "I go to sleep, I wake up... well, I don't wake up."
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l
In the trees above Along a ridge.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A steep
promontory curves around here, the only path following its top. Damp, sandy
soil has fallen down into the gulley to the north and northwest, leaving an
edge of exposed tree-roots and grasses. Thick bushes of young trees, mixed with
nettles and knotweed, prevent passage to the south and east. A willowisp bobs
about in the air here. Hexe Tuek, the Heir of Ellindel is here. He wields an
athame dagger in his left hand and a kite shield in his right.
You see exits leading northeast and west.
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ne
My friend, clearly you know little of the sultry tango, if you think that you
can perform it without a partner.
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Hexe Tuek Myeras, the Heir of Ellindel says, "Hmmm."
2692h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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ne
You let out a loud, long 'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
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ne

Tuek traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
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You cannot move as both your legs are crippled.
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Lyth swings gracefully up from the ground.
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Lyth is blown, flailing, out of the tree.
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Tuek traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
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apply mending to legs
You grunt a bit and then let out a loud 'OINK!'
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l
In the trees above Along a ridge.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A steep
promontory curves around here, the only path following its top. Damp, sandy
soil has fallen down into the gulley to the north and northwest, leaving an
edge of exposed tree-roots and grasses. Thick bushes of young trees, mixed with
nettles and knotweed, prevent passage to the south and east. Glowing glyphs
hang in the air here. A willowisp bobs about in the air here. A pixie hovers in
the air, fluttering about on tiny wings. A beautiful sprite flitters here with
a brilliant halo of white light illuminating her presence. Trying
unsuccessfully to blend into the background, a pigwidgeon scuffles about on the
ground. A beautiful sylph hovers here on gossamer wings. A brownie leaps about
from foot to foot here, giggling inanely. Hexe Tuek, the Heir of Ellindel is
here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a kite shield in his
right.
You see exits leading northeast and west.
2692h, 952m, 2554e, 10p exp-

Tuek traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
2692h, 952m, 2554e, 10p exp-
apply mending to legs
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The bones in your right leg mend.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
An uncomfortable squirming within your chest grips you.
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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You may apply another salve to yourself.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
A prickly, stinging sensation spreads through your body.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
An odd sensation descends upon you.
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apply mending to legs
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The bones in your left leg mend.
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You watch helplessly as your lifeforce drains into Tuek.
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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You may apply another salve to yourself.
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stand
You are paralysed and unable to do that.
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Hexe Tuek Myeras, the Heir of Ellindel says, "Heh."
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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focus body
You blink.
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focus body
You are too impatient to focus on anything.
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A sudden gust of wind catches you and blows you out of the tree.
You scream as you feel the force of the landing break both your legs.
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You watch helplessly as your lifeforce drains into Lyth.
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light pipe
You must regain balance first.
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Tuek locks his arms about you and carries you up into the trees.
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Hexe Tuek Myeras, the Heir of Ellindel says, "I'll just sit here and watch
now."
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light pipe
You make a strangled meowing noise and quickly shut up in embarassment.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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light pipe
What is it you wish to light?
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i
You are wielding a white gold falcon morning star in your left hand and a white
gold falcon morning star in your right hand.
You are holding:
a personal journal, a hefty shovel, a soot-blackened tinderbox, a simple oaken
pipe, an iron-banded club, a ruby vial, a garnet vial, a coral vial, a sapphire
vial, a wormwood stem.
You are wearing:
a leather vest, a blackened full helm, a silver stud, a canvas backpack, a pair
of leather bracers, a pair of scaled leggings, a simple gold ring, an aquatic
ring, a delicate iris, a yellow lily, a cluster of snapdragons.
You have 16 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 39 items and are carrying 337 gold sovereigns.
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Tuek takes a drink from a ruby vial.
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You watch helplessly as your lifeforce drains into Tuek.
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light pipe
What is it you wish to light?
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Tuek gives you the once over.
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You watch helplessly as your lifeforce drains into Tuek.
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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sip pipe
The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Tuek traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
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inr
Usage:
INR
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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ir
You yell, "Onin is cute!"
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Tuek traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
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ir
Glancing into the Rift, you see:
arnica colewort faeleaf
kafe kombu marjoram
pennyroyal platinum reishi
rosehips sargassum sparkleberry
steel weed wormwood
yarrow
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Tuek traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
1185h, 952m, 2554e, 10p exp-

Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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Tuek traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
Your will to harm anything leaves you.
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outr coltfoot

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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You blink.
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Your heart is filled with divine love, violence is abhorrent to you.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
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outr coltsfoot
You have no coltsfoot stored in the Rift.
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
A sense of extreme nausea washes over you.
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A sudden itch drives you half-mad, and you scratch it furiously.
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outr coltfoot
You have no coltfoot stored in the Rift.
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Your heart is filled with divine love, violence is abhorrent to you.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
You begin to panic as the thought of wearing clothing strangles you.
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ir
My friend, clearly you know little of the sultry tango, if you think that you
can perform it without a partner.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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ir
Glancing into the Rift, you see:
arnica colewort faeleaf
kafe kombu marjoram
pennyroyal platinum reishi
rosehips sargassum sparkleberry
steel weed wormwood
yarrow
1185h, 952m, 2554e, 10p exp-

Your heart is filled with divine love, violence is abhorrent to you.
1185h, 952m, 2554e, 10p exp-

Tuek traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
1185h, 952m, 2554e, 10p exp-

Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
The idea of heights makes you queasy suddenly.
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Your heart is filled with divine love, violence is abhorrent to you.
1185h, 952m, 2554e, 10p exp-

A sudden itch drives you half-mad, and you scratch it furiously.
1185h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Your heart is filled with divine love, violence is abhorrent to you.
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say Gah, no Coltsfoot.
You say, "Gah, no Coltsfoot."
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You cannot contain the convulsions in your stomach any longer and double over,
retching violently.
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A sudden itch drives you half-mad, and you scratch it furiously.
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You watch helplessly as your lifeforce drains into Tuek.
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Tuek traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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A sudden itch drives you half-mad, and you scratch it furiously.
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apply mending to legs
"The voices! The voices! Get them out of my head!!" you moan, holding your head
in pain.
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Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
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sip health
The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you.
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Tuek takes a drink from a ruby vial.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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sip health
The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you.
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apply mending to legs
There is no exit in that direction.
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Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
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A sudden itch drives you half-mad, and you scratch it furiously.
435h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-
apply mending to legs
You grunt a bit and then let out a loud 'OINK!'
435h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

Your heart is filled with divine love, violence is abhorrent to you.
435h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-
apply mending to legs
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The bones in your right leg mend.
435h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

You may apply another salve to yourself.
435h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

A sudden itch drives you half-mad, and you scratch it furiously.
435h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

You watch helplessly as your lifeforce drains into Tuek.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-
apply mending to legs
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The bones in your left leg mend.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

A sudden itch drives you half-mad, and you scratch it furiously.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

Tuek traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-
l
In the trees above Along a ridge.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A steep
promontory curves around here, the only path following its top. Damp, sandy
soil has fallen down into the gulley to the north and northwest, leaving an
edge of exposed tree-roots and grasses. Thick bushes of young trees, mixed with
nettles and knotweed, prevent passage to the south and east. Glowing glyphs
hang in the air here. A willowisp bobs about in the air here. A pixie hovers in
the air, fluttering about on tiny wings. A beautiful sprite flitters here with
a brilliant halo of white light illuminating her presence. Trying
unsuccessfully to blend into the background, a pigwidgeon scuffles about on the
ground. A beautiful sylph hovers here on gossamer wings. A brownie leaps about
from foot to foot here, giggling inanely. Hexe Tuek, the Heir of Ellindel is
here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a kite shield in his
right.
You see exits leading northeast and west.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

You may apply another salve to yourself.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

Tuek grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you.
You feel a terrible thirst for elixirs grow within you.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-
stand
You are paralysed and unable to do that.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

Tuek suddenly starts scratching at an itch like mad.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

Tuek takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his skin.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p exp-

Tuek traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p exp-

Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the
mouth.
88h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ep-

You watch helplessly as your lifeforce drains into Tuek.
You have been slain by Tuek.
A wormwood stem falls out of your inventory.
A wormwood stem falls out of your inventory.
A wormwood stem falls out of your inventory.
A wormwood stem falls out of your inventory.
A wormwood stem falls out of your inventory.
A wormwood stem falls out of your inventory.
All your golden sovereigns fall out of your hands.
0h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ex-
wave
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 952m, 2554e, 10p ex-

Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 802m, 2554e, 10p ex-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
0h, 802m, 2554e, 10p ex-
pray for salvation
Maedhros2005-01-07 03:44:50
Sip pipe happy.gif. Coltsfoot wouldn't have helped, he got you with asthma.

EDIT: Yeah, I die while reading forums. I was sleeping and reading forums once, and Marsu teleported to me and killed me, I wouldn't have known for about another 20 minutes if Riyo hadn't said "Wtf you died" to me on MSN. Also was browsing forums when the fires hit Magnagora, my character burned to death.

Now I have an auto-drop monoliths when I sleep biggrin.gif.
Unknown2005-01-07 04:07:28
Tuek, the lurker of the trees!!
Kaelar2005-01-07 04:19:31
QUOTE(Maedhros @ Jan 6 2005, 10:44 PM)
Sip pipe happy.gif.  Coltsfoot wouldn't have helped, he got you with asthma.

EDIT: Yeah, I die while reading forums.  I was sleeping and reading forums once, and Marsu teleported to me and killed me, I wouldn't have known for about another 20 minutes if Riyo hadn't said "Wtf you died" to me on MSN.  Also was browsing forums when the fires hit Magnagora, my character burned to death.

Now I have an auto-drop monoliths when I sleep biggrin.gif.
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Reminds me of when I was 1 south of Magnagora, reading the Aetolia forums. I alt-tabbed back a minute later to find myself half dead as Narsrim was beating on me. Lucky I had a leftover vitae from who knows when...

Lesson learned: Don't ever minimize zMUD. Just shrink it into a tiny little square and dock it in the corner so you can keep track of yourself. mellow.gif
Shoshana2005-01-07 07:43:00
I just make the window with the forums smaller so it takes up the top half of the screen, and leave the MUD client on the bottom half so I can see what's going on... Not that I'm involved in PK enough for people to jump me but I'd rather know what's going on around me.
Jalain2005-01-07 09:27:06
That's kinda confusing.. Are yells here different than in Achaea, because I was in N. Seren and I heard you yelling..
Unknown2005-01-07 09:30:18
It was funny, because before, if I ever climbed up into the trees, then flowed to someone, I'd instantly get blown out (because clinging defense drops) before I regained equilibrium. So I got a brooch of the tempest.

So I flowed to him with no entities, drew out some hexes while sitting in the trees above him, then summoned Patchou. Thing is, it bugged, and summoned Patchou below me, which pissed me off, it started attacking him and gave him a warning. Anyhow, I seized him up into the trees, and shoved him out, then locked him with my drawn afflictions, was annoying because he kept getting blown out and I had to drag him up into the trees again.

After locking him, I gave him masochism, healthleech, and sensitivity, and decided I'd just sit back and watch, and seize him again every time he fell out. Yes, it was rather cruel.

Though, I changed my mind, and decided to see how many different afflictions I could give him before he died using hexes, again, rather cruel, heh.

Some of the things I said, related to a conversation we were having in tells, just prior to him wandering back into the trees. I was actually sitting in the trees above him for awhile, watching him, to lazy to summon my fae, and since I know he has no triggers, just kill him with hexes.

Edit: You know, that is so weird to see it from your perspective.
Another Edit: Damn, I feel mean now, it was like I was just playing with him... seeing how many afflictions I could give... since I knew he couldn't do anything about it, heh.
Auseklis2005-01-07 09:30:21
"Along a ridge" is one of the rooms in North Seren.
Shoshana2005-01-07 14:50:53
It was kind of weird in the log to see Guido trying to say things and you politely informing him that you couldn't hear because of the wind *giggle*. Seriously, imagine a battle on top of a mountain or something... "Curse you and all your descendents!" "I'm sorry, can you repeat that again?" "I said, CURSE YOU AND ALL YOUR DESCENDENTS!" "Nope, try again..." etc.
Unknown2005-01-07 15:05:18
Yea, I found that amusing too. Similarily, I was in the trees above Daevos, Eiru, and a few others. Hexagram knocked me out, and I broke both my legs, just as this happened, Eiru said something, and I politely informed him that the wind drowned out his voice. Daevos proceeded to slash me once, and I snorted spores and left. Heh, I found it amusing at least.
Unknown2005-01-07 23:41:21
Actually, I was in the Glomdoring, unless he summoned me too tongue.gif

At first I was killing deer in the Serenwilde, healing any totem afflictions, but stupidity made me yell a few times so I decided to keep my guard up. But no one came... well, eventually Tuek showed up, and as soon as I see that damn cat I bolt. By the miracle of Flow taking equilibirum I managed to escape the forest. Then what did I do? I taunted him over tells. Wooo...
Unknown2005-01-08 00:41:29
That kind of seems like poking a sleeping tiger. You're bound to get bitten.