Unknown2005-01-07 04:42:04
I decided to take a quick break from the Ballad of Visaeris and whip up a new skillset. Here is the first section of it.
AB 1337
You have gained the following abilities in 1337:
1337 $P3@K3||P (Elite Speaker)
Syntax: 1337
1337 speak must be activated to use most of the other skills within the set. Also, all of your says will be converted to 1337 speak, causing massive endurance losses to all who hear you.
Example:
say I will kill you.
You say, "I \\/\\/ILL PWN U!"
Others will see:
Guido says, "I \\/\\/ILL PWN U!"
You feel your energy being sapped by Guido's idiocy.
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1337 |)3(IP|-|3|P (Elite Decipher)
This skill makes you immune to the enurance loss associated with listening to 1337 speak. It also improves your resistance to 1337 skills.
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/\\/\\I|\\|0|P P\\/\\/|\\|@G3 (Minor ownage)
Syntax: 1337 PWN
Damage Type: Random
Damage Source: None
Deals minor, unpredicatable damage to one foe. Also randomly afflicts with either stupidity or recklessness.
Example:
1337 pwn Gregori
Calling upon the gods of 1337, you bring an orb of PWN forth from the cosmic plane of r0XX0r and hurl it into Gregori's chest.
Opponent sees:
Guido beseeches the gods of 1337 in some sort of gibberish language. A pulsating yellow orb forms in his hand, and as he hurls it into your chest you feel your molecular scructure soften as it tears through your very being.
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|\\|00B $L@Y3R (Newbie slayer)
Syntax: Slay
This skill causes instant death to anyone more than 20 experience levels below your own. Otherwise, it has no effect. Note that the slain person suffers no experience loss when killed in this way.
Example:
slay aegon
You yell, "DIE U ST00PID N00BIE!"
With a casual flick of the wrist you slice through Aegon's meager lifeforce with your mind, instantly killing him.
Opponent sees:
Guido yells, "DIE U STOOPID N00BIE!"
Deeming you unfit for this realm, Guido ends your miserable existance without batting an eye.
You have been slain by Guido.
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1337 T|P@|\\|$L@T0|P (Elite Translator)
When others speak with their 1337 turned on, you will hear their words as though they were spoken with it off.
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1337 |80|\\|@G3 (Elite Bondage)
Syntax: 1337 PACT <1337 God>
PACTS
Power: 10 (The Pillar of Eternal Sweet) (to pledge)
Your powers have now reached a level in which one of the 1337 Gods will be willing to recognize you as a true caster of the 1337. This is an important choice, as although more pacts will become available as you progress, the first one determines your primary course in life. Travel to the cosmic plane of r0XX0r and seek out the lord of your choice.
PLEDGING VETZ0R: Vetz0r is the most elder and distinguished of the 1337 Gods. He has participated in more wars and PKed more newbs than any of the others, using his intimate knowledge of the game and the respect of his subordinates to gain dominion over the others. Although Camp****er is always trying to steal his spotlight, Vetz0r is the only 1337 God to truly master the art of Respawning, allowing him to avoid Camp****er's plots.
PLEDGING CAMP****ER: Those who choose to follow Camp****er are truly pricks to the highest degree. In their search for absolute power the followers of Camp****er, as well as the god himself, will reach to the uttermost depths of depravity and filth to attain their goals. They seek strength from the exploitation of the weak and ignorant, not the worship of them, at Vetz0rs seek.
PLEDGING TEAMKILLER: Teamkiller cares nothing for his enemies and their plots; filling his own allies with unimaginable pain and suffering is the only duty of those who follow Teamkiller. The title of Traitor is an honour to them, to be strived for in every action.
PLEDGING HAXX0R: Although often deemed the weakest of the 1337 Gods, HaXX0r is actually credited with the very fabrication of 1337 and the planes surrounding it's use. His ability to alter reality in subtle ways has allowed him to guide history along his chosen path, carving his will into existence. Feared and hated by the other 1337 gods, the path of haXX0r is truly one of mystery.
PLEDGING N00BLAR: Very few choose the path of N00blar. He seeks to bring down existance to the lowest depths; not for any personal gain, for him or his followers. There is indeed no rhyme or reason to N00blar... he is a formless, insane being, whose only goal that can be guessed it to end the universe, just for the hell of it.
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@\\/@T@|R 0F 1337 (Avatar of the Elite)
Syntax: SWEETCALL AVATAR
SWEETCALL AVATAR DISMISS
You may now call upon the strength of one of your pledged gods to bring forth a mighty Avatar of 1337. Each god will send you an avatar of a different power.
Vetz0r: Calls forth a '1337 Vet' to do your bidding. Although lacking in special skills and abilities, 1337 Vets deal out a high amount of damage in combat while taking little themselves. These avatars are solid, straightforward, and tough.
Camp****er: Calls forth a '****ing Camper' to do your bidding. These creatures deal very little damage and are quite feeble overall. However, as soon as your opponent begins to gain afflictions the ****ing camper's attack power versus them will drastically increase, especially when your opponent is webbed. Careful coordination of your afflictions and your avatar's attacks is key.
Teamkiller: Calls forth a 'Jackass' to do your bidding. Although it is the strongest Avatar, with massive damage, armor, and a plethora of afflictions to deal out, the Teamkiller only targets members of your clan, city, and guild. In fact, it does it automatically. However, for each friendly kill the Avatar makes your own personal strength will skyrocket for a period of time. A 1337 Speaker with a savage enough Jackass can become godly in his strength.
HaXX0r: Calls forth a 'Hackzzzer' to do your bidding. These serpentine beasts are invisible to the naked eye, slinking alongside their masters out of sight and only emerging to quickly ensnare thier victics. Hackzzzers, although they do no real damage, throw a plethora of afflictions upon your opponent in an attempt to totally disable them.
N00blar: Calls forth multiple 'Newbs' to do your bidding. Although a Newb is weak and can be felled in a single blow from a decent warrior, N00blar supplies you with around twenty of these creatures at a time, allowing you to overwhelm your opponent in sheer numbers.
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More to come later!
AB 1337
You have gained the following abilities in 1337:
1337 $P3@K3||P (Elite Speaker)
Syntax: 1337
1337 speak must be activated to use most of the other skills within the set. Also, all of your says will be converted to 1337 speak, causing massive endurance losses to all who hear you.
Example:
say I will kill you.
You say, "I \\/\\/ILL PWN U!"
Others will see:
Guido says, "I \\/\\/ILL PWN U!"
You feel your energy being sapped by Guido's idiocy.
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1337 |)3(IP|-|3|P (Elite Decipher)
This skill makes you immune to the enurance loss associated with listening to 1337 speak. It also improves your resistance to 1337 skills.
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/\\/\\I|\\|0|P P\\/\\/|\\|@G3 (Minor ownage)
Syntax: 1337 PWN
Damage Type: Random
Damage Source: None
Deals minor, unpredicatable damage to one foe. Also randomly afflicts with either stupidity or recklessness.
Example:
1337 pwn Gregori
Calling upon the gods of 1337, you bring an orb of PWN forth from the cosmic plane of r0XX0r and hurl it into Gregori's chest.
Opponent sees:
Guido beseeches the gods of 1337 in some sort of gibberish language. A pulsating yellow orb forms in his hand, and as he hurls it into your chest you feel your molecular scructure soften as it tears through your very being.
---
|\\|00B $L@Y3R (Newbie slayer)
Syntax: Slay
This skill causes instant death to anyone more than 20 experience levels below your own. Otherwise, it has no effect. Note that the slain person suffers no experience loss when killed in this way.
Example:
slay aegon
You yell, "DIE U ST00PID N00BIE!"
With a casual flick of the wrist you slice through Aegon's meager lifeforce with your mind, instantly killing him.
Opponent sees:
Guido yells, "DIE U STOOPID N00BIE!"
Deeming you unfit for this realm, Guido ends your miserable existance without batting an eye.
You have been slain by Guido.
---
1337 T|P@|\\|$L@T0|P (Elite Translator)
When others speak with their 1337 turned on, you will hear their words as though they were spoken with it off.
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1337 |80|\\|@G3 (Elite Bondage)
Syntax: 1337 PACT <1337 God>
PACTS
Power: 10 (The Pillar of Eternal Sweet) (to pledge)
Your powers have now reached a level in which one of the 1337 Gods will be willing to recognize you as a true caster of the 1337. This is an important choice, as although more pacts will become available as you progress, the first one determines your primary course in life. Travel to the cosmic plane of r0XX0r and seek out the lord of your choice.
PLEDGING VETZ0R: Vetz0r is the most elder and distinguished of the 1337 Gods. He has participated in more wars and PKed more newbs than any of the others, using his intimate knowledge of the game and the respect of his subordinates to gain dominion over the others. Although Camp****er is always trying to steal his spotlight, Vetz0r is the only 1337 God to truly master the art of Respawning, allowing him to avoid Camp****er's plots.
PLEDGING CAMP****ER: Those who choose to follow Camp****er are truly pricks to the highest degree. In their search for absolute power the followers of Camp****er, as well as the god himself, will reach to the uttermost depths of depravity and filth to attain their goals. They seek strength from the exploitation of the weak and ignorant, not the worship of them, at Vetz0rs seek.
PLEDGING TEAMKILLER: Teamkiller cares nothing for his enemies and their plots; filling his own allies with unimaginable pain and suffering is the only duty of those who follow Teamkiller. The title of Traitor is an honour to them, to be strived for in every action.
PLEDGING HAXX0R: Although often deemed the weakest of the 1337 Gods, HaXX0r is actually credited with the very fabrication of 1337 and the planes surrounding it's use. His ability to alter reality in subtle ways has allowed him to guide history along his chosen path, carving his will into existence. Feared and hated by the other 1337 gods, the path of haXX0r is truly one of mystery.
PLEDGING N00BLAR: Very few choose the path of N00blar. He seeks to bring down existance to the lowest depths; not for any personal gain, for him or his followers. There is indeed no rhyme or reason to N00blar... he is a formless, insane being, whose only goal that can be guessed it to end the universe, just for the hell of it.
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@\\/@T@|R 0F 1337 (Avatar of the Elite)
Syntax: SWEETCALL AVATAR
SWEETCALL AVATAR DISMISS
You may now call upon the strength of one of your pledged gods to bring forth a mighty Avatar of 1337. Each god will send you an avatar of a different power.
Vetz0r: Calls forth a '1337 Vet' to do your bidding. Although lacking in special skills and abilities, 1337 Vets deal out a high amount of damage in combat while taking little themselves. These avatars are solid, straightforward, and tough.
Camp****er: Calls forth a '****ing Camper' to do your bidding. These creatures deal very little damage and are quite feeble overall. However, as soon as your opponent begins to gain afflictions the ****ing camper's attack power versus them will drastically increase, especially when your opponent is webbed. Careful coordination of your afflictions and your avatar's attacks is key.
Teamkiller: Calls forth a 'Jackass' to do your bidding. Although it is the strongest Avatar, with massive damage, armor, and a plethora of afflictions to deal out, the Teamkiller only targets members of your clan, city, and guild. In fact, it does it automatically. However, for each friendly kill the Avatar makes your own personal strength will skyrocket for a period of time. A 1337 Speaker with a savage enough Jackass can become godly in his strength.
HaXX0r: Calls forth a 'Hackzzzer' to do your bidding. These serpentine beasts are invisible to the naked eye, slinking alongside their masters out of sight and only emerging to quickly ensnare thier victics. Hackzzzers, although they do no real damage, throw a plethora of afflictions upon your opponent in an attempt to totally disable them.
N00blar: Calls forth multiple 'Newbs' to do your bidding. Although a Newb is weak and can be felled in a single blow from a decent warrior, N00blar supplies you with around twenty of these creatures at a time, allowing you to overwhelm your opponent in sheer numbers.
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More to come later!
Unknown2005-01-07 04:48:01
Ahahahahahaha. 
Please tell me you're putting in a 'STFU n00b' skill. This skillset just wouldn't be complete without it.
Please tell me you're putting in a 'STFU n00b' skill. This skillset just wouldn't be complete without it.
Richter2005-01-07 05:54:06
Yeah, it really needs one of those. Funny stuff!
Unknown2005-01-07 20:20:35
Just the image of using the "N00blar" skill and summoning a small army is funny enough.
Unknown2005-01-07 20:57:42
ingenious!
Unknown2005-05-04 21:21:49
That's funny as well.
