Oh yeah, you should have put THAT hijack here.

I did...

What, all 100 odd of them?

The purple, thyme-flavored cow licks your toenails, squeaking out "The Star-Spangled Banner" in between slurps - FRANCINE!!! - a giant rottweiler decides to take a nap in your shoelace! "That's a plane," she said.

Haven't seen much more random than that...

And as the unicorn swept through the portal of cheese, the land before it flattened into a seventeen-dimensional apartment of florist salespeople. Clearly, his only solution was to destroy the spatula with a clear-cut case of piebald loyalty

God, you have a good imagination; when I try to think of something random, it turns out to make sense or be extremely stupid.

I suppose you "think outside the dodecahedron".

As the gelatinous grapefrout flolloped around the Highlighter of Truth, it emitted a cloud of the essence of blue, causing English teachers to pop out of small transdimensional polyps in the floor. The sticker is falling! The sticker is falling! A prosiacally flamboyant lizard jumps onto your ankle and starts licking your eyeballs, turning them to enormous papayas with every ligaturing flick of its chocolate chip!

The Highlighter of Truth: The Holy Artifact.

Now behold! For at the stroke of seventeen o' clock the Falafel Demon shall emerge from the bathtub and lobby for the imprisonment of the Tangerine Five, whose glorious revolt from the nonchalant dictatorship of the Panda Maximus struck sanity into the hearts of many a microwave. When this happens, the colony of bagels will flee to the mountains of IMPENDING DOOM with the onion ring of power and wave about a tinfoil telegram to the King of Bulgaria.

Testing my sig.

Why don't you just look at an older post you made?

Good point. Meh, what's done is done.

Ninjas >>> 50 Cent.

But Pirates >>> Ninjas.

http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=121

Can't argue with that kind of logic!

Most certainly not.

Argh! Maedhros, you're signature is soooooo long!

It goes sideways though!

First it was the videos lag my computer (ok, I can't blame you on that one).

Then it was Shiri with his "It's too long vertically!".

No wonder where you get your ideas from...

Damn. Pirates do own Ninjas. But Ninjas still own 50 Cent. And Shiri.

The random quotes were something else entirely. A couple friends and I just threw a whole bunch of them together when we were bored.