Maybe I'm the only one that finds this funny

by Silvanus

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Silvanus2005-01-10 02:02:12
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Ialie (Female Faeling).
She is 23 years old, having been born on the 14th of Urlachmar, 84 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 156th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She holds the position of an a Servant of the Sacred Grove in the Hartstone.
She is a Pilgrim in the Fellowship of Explorers
She is the clan head of the clan called 'The Black Lotus Cartel.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Goldleaf Cartel.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'Viscanti are just big faelings with big scary teeth.'
She is considered to be approximately 75% of your might.
She is a founder of the Starfall family.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 12985w exkdb-qw

Alger, Khelp, Ibaesha, Quinn, Raiha, Aeriya, Flynt, Kazela, Lyester, Kelly,
Caharat, Yukari, Taraa, Laysus, Gwylifar, Nynael, Gregori, Solis, Griffinus,
Gryphor, Ialie, Citera, Astyanax, Veonira, Kaloni, Drago, Tarielenwe, Amaru,
Marpessa, Nyla, Terenas, Llexyn, Yrael, Shinza, Titania, Eldanien, Caraek, Lyth
, Astrasia, Tanither, Wua, Ambrose, Skyla, Chessa, Wye, Corbett, Iaknek, Tsakar
, Elaeni, Vargus, Zezama, Munsia, Elryn, Galvadore, Folgus, Gwynevere, Typhus,
Resdra, Jelani, Tsaephai, Jelaludin, Jeryl, Eryke, Eirene, Turnus, Aether,
Lydayark, Fisk, Tyamit, Arilyon, Dysolis, Andala, Dahakon, Annabelle, Kharvik,
Jiriki, Silvanus.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 12985w exkdb-
Shadows grow longer in anticipation for the return of their dark mistress as
Father Sun's chase brings him closer to the world's edge.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 12985w exkdb-abjure window Ialie

You open up a window in the cosmic fabric and search out Ialie. Through the
cosmic window, you see Ialie at Stockroom of Gifts and Gadgets.
2830h, 2810m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 12987w xkdb-gl

Average incline.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and southwest.
2830h, 2810m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 12987w xkdb-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2830h, 2810m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 12987w exkdb-s se

There is no exit in that direction.
2830h, 2810m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 12987w exkdb-sq se

Tilted trees on the hills.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You can see no further.
2830h, 2810m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 12987w exkdb-se

Tilted trees on the hills.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading southwest and northwest.
2830h, 2810m, 2335e, 0p, 13048en, 12999w exkdb-sq sw

The very edge of the forest.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You can see no further.
2830h, 2810m, 2335e, 0p, 13048en, 12999w exkdb-perceive

You sense the magics of Ialie melded into the local environment.
2830h, 2810m, 2335e, 0p, 13048en, 12999w exkdb-sw

The very edge of the forest.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading northeast, south, and northwest.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13046en, 12999w exkdb-sq s

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A plump wild
rabbit hops playfully around here. A small, green frog clings to a nearby tree
trunk.
Silver birches and maples.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
Mixed woodlands.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Looming
overhead is an enormous moonhart tree, her branches reaching high into the sky.
You can see no further.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13046en, 12999w exkdb-s

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A plump wild
rabbit hops playfully around here.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13048en, 13011w exkdb-perceive

You sense the magics of Ialie melded into the local environment.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 13023w exkdb-perceive

You sense the magics of Ialie melded into the local environment.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 13023w exkdb-
A plump wild rabbit bounces out to the south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 13023w exkdb-sq s

Silver birches and maples.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A
small, green frog clings to a nearby tree trunk. A plump wild rabbit hops
playfully around here.
Mixed woodlands.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Looming
overhead is an enormous moonhart tree, her branches reaching high into the sky.
You can see no further.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 13023w exkdb-drop sigil

You drop a monolith sigil.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13050en, 13035w exkdb-chop tree

You spit in your hands and firmly grip your axe. With a great swing of the axe,
you whack into the trunk of a moonhart sapling.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13000en, 13047w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13000en, 13047w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13000en, 13047w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13000en, 13047w ekdb-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13010en, 13050w exkdb-outd catacombs
fling catacombs at ground
chop tree

You shuffle 1 card with the image of the Catacombs of the Dead out of your
deck.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 13010en, 13050w exkdb-
You fling the card at the ground, and it vanishes into the earth in a spark of
magic.
2830h, 2780m, 2335e, 0p, 13010en, 13045w exkdb-
You spit in your hands and firmly grip your axe. With a great swing of the axe,
you whack into the trunk of a moonhart sapling.
2830h, 2780m, 2335e, 0p, 12960en, 13045w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12960en, 13045w ekdb-
A shimmering, translucent image rises up before you, its darkly gleaming
surface displaying the twisting passages of the Catacombs of Death that
criss-cross beneath the Basin of Life.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12970en, 13050w ekdb-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12980en, 13050w exkdb-chop tree

You spit in your hands and firmly grip your axe. With a great swing of the axe,
you whack into the trunk of a moonhart sapling.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12930en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A shimmering map of
the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before you.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12930en, 13050w ekdb-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12940en, 13050w exkdb-chop tree

You spit in your hands and firmly grip your axe. With a great swing of the axe,
you whack into the trunk of a moonhart sapling.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12890en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A shimmering map of
the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before you.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12910en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A shimmering map of
the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before you.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12910en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A shimmering map of
the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before you.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12910en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A shimmering map of
the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before you.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12910en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A shimmering map of
the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before you.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12910en, 13050w ekdb-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12920en, 13050w exkdb-chop tree

You spit in your hands and firmly grip your axe. With a great swing of the axe,
you whack into the trunk of a moonhart sapling.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12870en, 13050w ekdb-
A plump wild rabbit hops in from the south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12870en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A shimmering map of
the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before you. A plump wild rabbit
hops playfully around here.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12870en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A shimmering map of
the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before you. A plump wild rabbit
hops playfully around here.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12870en, 13050w ekdb-sq s

Silver birches and maples.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A
small, green frog clings to a nearby tree trunk.
Mixed woodlands.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Looming
overhead is an enormous moonhart tree, her branches reaching high into the sky.
You can see no further.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12870en, 13050w ekdb-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12890en, 13050w exkdb-chop tree

You spit in your hands and firmly grip your axe. With a great swing of the axe,
you whack into the trunk of a moonhart sapling.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12840en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A shimmering map of
the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before you. A plump wild rabbit
hops playfully around here.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12840en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 2 moonhart saplings here. A small red
squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with big brown eyes. A sigil in the
shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A shimmering map of
the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before you. A plump wild rabbit
hops playfully around here.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12850en, 13050w ekdb-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12860en, 13050w exkdb-chop tree

You spit in your hands and firmly grip your axe. With a great swing of the axe,
you whack into the trunk of a moonhart sapling.
The tree sways, then violently crashes to the ground, its spirit crying out in
agony. The forest itself is silenced by the shock of a moonhart tree's violent
and premature death.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12810en, 13050w ekdb-gl
gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. Struggling to grow, a young moonhart sapling pushes
up from the ground. A small red squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with
big brown eyes. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground. A shimmering map of the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before
you. A plump wild rabbit hops playfully around here. A pile of raw lumber lies
here in a heap.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12810en, 13050w ekdb-
A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. Struggling to grow, a young moonhart sapling pushes
up from the ground. A small red squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with
big brown eyes. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground. A shimmering map of the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before
you. A plump wild rabbit hops playfully around here. A pile of raw lumber lies
here in a heap.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12810en, 13050w ekdb-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12820en, 13050w exkdb-
Hopping from tree to tree, a small green frog enters from the south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12820en, 13050w exkdb-get lumber

You pick up a pile of raw lumber.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12820en, 13050w exkdb-chop tree

You spit in your hands and firmly grip your axe. With a great swing of the axe,
you whack into the trunk of a moonhart sapling.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12780en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. Struggling to grow, a young moonhart sapling pushes
up from the ground. A small red squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with
big brown eyes. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground. A shimmering map of the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before
you. A plump wild rabbit hops playfully around here. A small, green frog clings
to a nearby tree trunk.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12780en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. Struggling to grow, a young moonhart sapling pushes
up from the ground. A small red squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with
big brown eyes. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground. A shimmering map of the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before
you. A plump wild rabbit hops playfully around here. A small, green frog clings
to a nearby tree trunk.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12780en, 13050w ekdb-gl

A forest rise.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. Struggling to grow, a young moonhart sapling pushes
up from the ground. A small red squirrel with a bushy tail looks at you with
big brown eyes. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground. A shimmering map of the Catacombs of the Dead floats in the air before
you. A plump wild rabbit hops playfully around here. A small, green frog clings
to a nearby tree trunk.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12780en, 13050w ekdb-
A plump wild rabbit bounces out to the south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12780en, 13050w ekdb-
You hear a rustling and turn to see Nyla emerging from the undergrowth.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12790en, 13050w ekdb-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12790en, 13050w exkdb-
Ialie arrives following Lyth, Wiccan of Flowers.
You hear a rustling and turn to see Lyth emerging from the undergrowth.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12790en, 13050w exkdb-chop tree

You spit in your hands and firmly grip your axe. With a great swing of the axe,
you whack into the trunk of a moonhart sapling.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12740en, 13050w ekdb-
Citera clambers down from a nearby vantage point in the treetops.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12750en, 13050w ekdb-hi

Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12750en, 13050w ekdb-
Nynael has been slain by the might of a monstrous gravedigger.
You see the death occur at bottom of a sand pit.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12750en, 13050w ekdb-
Detaching from its tree trunk, a small green frog leaps out to the south.
2830h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12750en, 13050w ekdb-
The end of Citera's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at you. The
burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into your flesh.
2187h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12760en, 13050w ekdb-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2187h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12760en, 13050w exkdb-
You bleed 144 health.
clot
clot
clot
2184h, 2830m, 2335e, 0p, 12760en, 13050w exkdb-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
2184h, 2770m, 2335e, 0p, 12760en, 13038w exkdb-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
2184h, 2710m, 2335e, 0p, 12760en, 13026w exkdb-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
2184h, 2650m, 2335e, 0p, 12760en, 13014w exkdb-chop tree

You spit in your hands and firmly grip your axe. With a great swing of the axe,
you whack into the trunk of a moonhart sapling.
2184h, 2650m, 2335e, 0p, 12710en, 13014w ekdb-
Avechna whispers in your mind that Nyla is now fair game to slay.
Nyla points an athame dagger at you and vines shoot forth, entangling you with
writhe
a thorny embrace.
2184h, 2650m, 2335e, 0p, 12710en, 13014w ekdbp-
You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
2184h, 2650m, 2335e, 0p, 12710en, 13014w ekdbp-drink health

You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2603h, 2650m, 2335e, 0p, 12710en, 13014w ekdbp-
She is followed by a majestic stag, a mugwump pilgrim, and an aslaran pilgrim.
2603h, 2650m, 2335e, 0p, 12710en, 13014w ekdbp-
You twist and turn as you attempt to escape from your entanglement.
2603h, 2650m, 2335e, 0p, 12710en, 13014w ekdbp-wave

You have writhed free of your entanglement.
YOU ARE FREE!
2603h, 2650m, 2335e, 0p, 12730en, 13020w ekdb-
You wave goodbye.
2603h, 2650m, 2335e, 0p, 12730en, 13020w ekdb-
The end of Citera's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at you. The
burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into your flesh.
1960h, 2650m, 2335e, 0p, 12730en, 13020w ekdb-touch acknor

You reach out and touch the map before you. Your surroundings melt away as you
swiftly travel through the Catacombs of the Dead.
Acknor Road. (road).
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The bright sun shines down,
blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A chicken is here, scratching and
pecking at the ground.
You see exits leading east and west.


2 minutes later.

Bared and scoured walls.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
Grazing placidly, a majestic moose is here.
You see exits leading east and west.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13034en, 13008w exkdb-w

Carved walls.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You
see exits leading east and west.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13042en, 13014w exkdb-w

A climbing trail.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You
see exits leading east and southwest.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13040en, 13014w exkdb-w

There is no exit in that direction.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13040en, 13014w exkdb-sw

Marked pathway.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You
see exits leading northeast and southwest.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13038en, 13014w exkdb-sw

Camp site.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You
see exits leading northeast and west.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13036en, 13014w exkdb-w

Northern mountains passing rolling foothills.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading east, west, and down.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13034en, 13014w exkdb-d

Rolling foothills.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading southwest and up.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13032en, 13014w exkdb-sw

Average incline.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and southwest.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13030en, 13014w exkdb-se

Tilted trees on the hills.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A mature
sheep stands here looking bored and boring.
You see exits leading southwest and northwest.
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The very edge of the forest.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
You see exits leading northeast, south, and northwest.
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A forest rise.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. An obsidian eye sigil is here.
Struggling to grow, a young moonhart sapling pushes up from the ground. A sigil
in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A brown stag
wanders about here, its head held regally. Pausing to rest, a mugwump pilgrim
looks off into the distance. Pausing to rest, an aslaran pilgrim looks off into
the distance. Smiling to herself, a wood nymph stands here. A beautiful sprite
flitters here with a brilliant halo of white light illuminating her presence.
Pleasantly plump, the mother lounges here smiling. A pixie hovers in the air,
fluttering about on tiny wings. Floating eerily in the air is the quivering
form of a banshee. A plump wild rabbit hops playfully around here. A fat green
weevil is here on the trunk of a tree, burrowing. Among the leaves and twigs, a
giant red weevil scuttles about here. Moonlit Scholar, Nyla D'Cente,
Contemplator of Logic is here, shrouded. He wields an athame dagger in his left
hand and a tower shield in his right. Accursed Munsia, the Mortal Wanderer is
here, shrouded. She wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand and a golden sickle
in her right. Citera Artenas, the Heir of Glinshari is here. He wields the
Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in his left hand and a golden sickle in his right.
Silver birches and maples.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A small red squirrel with a bushy
tail looks at you with big brown eyes.
Mixed woodlands.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Looming overhead is an enormous
moonhart tree, her branches reaching high into the sky. A pixie hovers in the
air, fluttering about on tiny wings.
You can see no further.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13036en, 13026w exkdb-s

A forest rise.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. An obsidian eye sigil is here.
Struggling to grow, a young moonhart sapling pushes up from the ground. A sigil
in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A brown stag
wanders about here, its head held regally. Pausing to rest, a mugwump pilgrim
looks off into the distance. Pausing to rest, an aslaran pilgrim looks off into
the distance. Smiling to herself, a wood nymph stands here. A beautiful sprite
flitters here with a brilliant halo of white light illuminating her presence.
Pleasantly plump, the mother lounges here smiling. A pixie hovers in the air,
fluttering about on tiny wings. Floating eerily in the air is the quivering
form of a banshee. A plump wild rabbit hops playfully around here. Among the
leaves and twigs, a giant red weevil scuttles about here. Moonlit Scholar, Nyla
D'Cente, Contemplator of Logic is here, shrouded. He wields an athame dagger in
his left hand and a tower shield in his right. Citera Artenas, the Heir of
Glinshari is here. He wields the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in his left hand
and a golden sickle in his right. Accursed Munsia, the Mortal Wanderer is here,
shrouded. She wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand and a golden sickle in
her right.
You see exits leading north and south.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13044en, 13038w exkdb-get sigil

You pick up a monolith sigil.
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You wave goodbye.
2830h, 3490m, 2335e, 0p, 13044en, 13038w exkdb-fling hermit at ground

A plump wild rabbit bounces out to the south.
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You fling your Hermit tarot to the ground. Upon contact, it explodes in a great
flash of technicolour light, flinging you across the land.
You vaguely make out a large, square doorway of light and you step through it.
Marble arch before the Necropolis.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A statue of a plague revenant stands
here, memorializing his noble spirit. Standing ready to fight, an Ur'Guard
Grand Marshal is here. A ragged beggar sits here, grovelling for handouts.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and west.
Shiri2005-01-10 02:06:50
Hee. I dropped my monolith in Glomdoring once, lost concentration to talk on MSN for a second, got slay'd by Kaervas, came back a few minutes later to find my lith still there too. tongue.gif People just ASSUME the things are bolted down, they really do.
Ialie2005-01-14 08:20:42
I have absolutely no memory of that.

and...


why me! *sniffle*
Raguel2005-01-20 00:54:03
Awww poor Ialie - has all that cuteness got to your head?