Overly Offensive Mafia

by Casilu

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Unknown2011-08-02 02:19:48
QUOTE (Jack @ Aug 1 2011, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
South Park Kenny, right? So do you just not die, or d'you come back? 'Cause I'm of the Just Coming Back variety role, and it seems weird for there to be a duplicate of such a niche power.

It is a mystery~ But I will leave it at voting for me is useless.

I do agree, it's weird to have two people who are in the resurrection business, but since when has Casilu ever run a typical game?
Jack2011-08-02 02:26:03
Or perhaps one of us has settled down with a cold beer and a good book into a steamin' bathtub full of hot LIES

Unknown2011-08-02 02:36:49
this theme is really all over the place so its hard to gauge based on softclaims

the only one thats completely bizarre and doesnt make sense is jacks

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claim: meh the mehster
Jack2011-08-02 02:40:52
You're welcome to test my claim by lynching me - I'll survive to come back tomorrow - but I think at this late stage in the game, wasting a day just to confirm me as town is pushing it. Same with Phoebus: it's too risky to assume she's bluffing her claim, because if she isn't we're really on our last legs, we haven't found a single scum yet.
Unknown2011-08-02 03:15:41
jack do you realize how scummy that sounds?



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claim: Gordon "Its RAW!" Ramsay
Unknown2011-08-02 03:29:54
QUOTE
Wow, I don't remember making that post. To postscript it, so hungoverrr, kill meeeee

Alright. Llesvelt is either lying to force a claim or his ability works in an arse-backwards way. If I'm gonna be bandwagon lynched by goddamn lurkers anyway, I don't see the harm in making my role public.

I'm Hey-Zeus the Blasphemous Bear. If you lynch me, I come riiiight back the next day, but the ability only works once. Essentially if you kill me you're wasting a day confirming my ability: if you want to kill me off for good, you're wasting two days. I really recommend, y'know, not doing it.


1# the flavor doesn't make sense. But neither does Steven i guess. Null.

2# we are in mylo. this is a bluff or just really bad luck. scum could possibly have this power, so its not necessarily an alignment tell.

3# Jack is basically saying: Dont lynch me because it will be a waste of time. But something we dont have is time. He knows this. On multiple occasions he has tried to bluff his way out of the lynch. Consider if you were in his position and you were town. What would you do? Dont you think you would be a little more adamant about not being lynched? Not just, "hey go ahead and test it ya know but it'll take you two days to kill me lol". If we test it, we lose the game. He is bluffing.

vote: jack

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claim: mean man
Unknown2011-08-02 03:44:30
Yotz. Voting for one of you two with the get-out-of-lynch free card isn't useless. Not saying Phoebus is automatically in the clear of Jack turns out to be a scummy thoddos, but I'm inclined to believe Llesvelt's not making things up.

For me, this leaves Ssaliss or Bali as the remaining scum.

I give up on fixing the other frelling typos. Need sleep.
Jack2011-08-02 03:54:14
QUOTE (B_a_L_i @ Aug 2 2011, 04:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
3# Jack is basically saying: Dont lynch me because it will be a waste of time. But something we dont have is time. He knows this. On multiple occasions he has tried to bluff his way out of the lynch. Consider if you were in his position and you were town. What would you do? Dont you think you would be a little more adamant about not being lynched? Not just, "hey go ahead and test it ya know but it'll take you two days to kill me lol". If we test it, we lose the game. He is bluffing.

I... am not bluffing, and I'm trying to save you from cocking up (again, lawl) by pointing out my power. (In fairness, if I was any more "adamant" about it, wouldn't you scream "HE'S BEING DEFENSIVE AGAIN! LYNCHHH HIMMM"?) Frankly, I'm being blasé about the situation because the town is right on the brink, here. What's the point in playing hardball anymore? I've made my claim, I've laid out the reasons it's a dumbass move to test it out. If you go ahead push to lynch me anyway, our loss is on you, dude.
Jack2011-08-02 03:55:21
also Phoebus your signature is frikkin' sweet
Unknown2011-08-02 04:08:49
QUOTE (Jack @ Aug 1 2011, 11:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
also Phoebus your signature is frikkin' sweet

Isn't it?????
Unknown2011-08-02 13:33:56
thanks for being helpful phoebus

ok let me explain for those who dont understand

vote jack, you got nothing to lose. since we are in mylo, if jack is telling the truth about his role, we have that information for tomorrow and we can still possibly lynch him. if he isn't telling the truth, scum caught. simple as that.

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claim: snooky
Jack2011-08-02 15:56:52
QUOTE (B_a_L_i @ Aug 2 2011, 02:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
we have that information for tomorrow and we can still possibly lynch him.

What? I get that if I was lying, yeah, attractive prospect, scum dead today - but you're saying if I'm telling the truth, you're gonna lynch me again tomorrow? Knowing that I'm town, and that doing so will put us in LyLo?

Unvote
Vote: Bali
. You've officially crossed the boundaries of Respectable Insanity into Throwing Dogshit At Cars.
Ssaliss2011-08-02 16:02:29
Don't let him bait you into anything, Jack. It's easier to just not bother.
Jack2011-08-02 16:06:29
It's kind of fun, in a twisted sort of way. I feel like a cop interrogating a man with a joint in his mouth, who still insists he's sober.

Are you calling me a LIAR, officer? I don't *ffuuuup* ...lie
Llesvelt2011-08-02 16:32:49
I don't know, I feel it's more likely that Jack is scum than Bali, for some reason.

That whole flipping the :censor: out over my investigative power seems to support it. I just hope I am a sane cop and it means what I think it means.

Oh well, here's a move.

UNVOTE

VOTE: JACK





Jews = Evil
Unknown2011-08-02 16:40:37
What in Hezmana. Yotz. Slow down. Don't lynch Jack before Akeley's frelling decided.
Unknown2011-08-02 17:02:45
QUOTE (Xikue @ Aug 2 2011, 01:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What in Hezmana. Yotz. Slow down. Don't lynch Jack before Akeley's frelling decided.

also ass.

Alright, in the interests of the mass-claim:

I'm a special guest star. Though I would generally trust Xikue due to her posts, her claim as a guest star as well, with no clear use of a power if she does indeed have one as I do, is throwing a bit of a scummy shadow. Her apparent Farscape-pidgin posting restriction, however, might mean that she does have a power. In any case, I've pretty much decided (for good or ill) who to invest with the power, but I'm just going to watch the discussion from this little announcement first.
Unknown2011-08-02 17:08:58
If Jack is scum and he has that special role, he needs to be lynched today. Apart of me thinks thats why Casilu brought up this being mylo.

Dont forget llesvelt got a guilty result on jack. No one else has claimed cop. Any other cop had ample time to counterclaim. Its reasonable to assume llesvelt is the only cop and thus town.

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claim: buttmonger the third
Unknown2011-08-02 17:39:18
To Akeley, I've no special in front of my role. If I had a guitar to tilt, it sure would have been tilted by now. Guess there aren't any guitars where I come from, so I've got something less active.

I'm not denying Llesvelt's most likely the cop or that Jack is a scummy thoddo that needs to be put down as soon as frelling possible. Just want to ensure we don't mess up the order of things now that we've frelling got him in our sights.
Ssaliss2011-08-02 17:48:39
I thought there was to be no editing of posts? I could have sworn Akeley just quoted Xikue with nothing else in there when I looked earlier...

Anyway, with regards to his future choice: I sure hope you picked the right one, since that could very easilly mean the difference between winning and losing. Without knowing who you picked (if you have already), I guess I'll just have to trust your judgement.