Overly Offensive Mafia

by Casilu

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Unknown2011-09-01 13:32:10
What in Hezmana. So we had a frelling Jesus the frelling Jester? Did the scummy thoddos actually do the most favourable thing for us? x_o I will frelling laugh after I get over le shock.
Jack2011-09-01 15:16:47
Wow, the flavour text for the death was unnecessarily and hilariously violent. We truly are in a cartoon.

Xikue: I don't think they did us a favour per se. General operating procedure for Jesters is to win if they die, yeah - but the game keeps going to determine if town, mafia or another third party (SK, for example) get second. It's basically an honorific for the ol' Jester.

It's unsettling they targeted Ssaliss, though. Were I a scum, I'd have gone for Akeley last night, judging by how powerful his moves have been so far. Ssal was vociferously condemning both me and Akeley: could this be a scum gambit to put suspicion onto the two of us?
Unknown2011-09-01 17:21:02
I have a freaking assload of suspicion of Xikue right now, but I'll outline it when I have more time.

For now, TILT GUITAR!!
Unknown2011-09-01 17:40:41
I find it terribly amusing that our Jesus role didn't have a resurrection power.

OR DOES IT????
Unknown2011-09-02 02:50:08
Aaaaanyway, since my music's slow, I'm just going to drop some things I've been pondering down to draw some attention to them.

1: Flavor text in Ilyssa's lynch debrief. As a censor and member of the scum, it was recommended he use the word "meecrob" in every post. A euphemism for a profanity, in essence. Xikue's also been doing this by speaking her curses in Farscape slang. Frelling, Hezmana, etc. In contrast, Llesvelt and I have restrictions involving insulting and/or the terms "Fucking" or "Ass". Words to ponder.

2: My ass hasn't been roasted yet. Ballsy move by the scum, unless I'm protected by Xikue, in which case they should take out Xikue, NOT FUCKING SSALISS, who, while annoying, was doing the opposite of constructive work (since he was a Jester, fancy that). The only logical explanation here is that they iced someone who wasn't scum, but also not me, since they need the suspicion off of Xikue to preserve their team. The alternative is that they're just fucking with us.

3: I'm not voting because a.) my power hasn't shown itself and b.) I don't want to vote for someone, be wrong, and have the scum bandwagon us into oblivion without putting more thought into it.
Casilu2011-09-03 06:45:02
QUOTE (Akeley @ Sep 1 2011, 10:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For now, TILT GUITAR!!



RIDDLE ME THIS


What color(s) are the sides of a cube that has 54 sides?
Unknown2011-09-03 11:32:08
Your guitar powers just keep getting wilder.

Yotz. I haven't a frelling clue the answer to the riddle, so I'll leave it for someone else to answer in case there's some invisible tripwire somewhere. *eye Casilu* I'd say it's best not to make frelling random guesses.

I'm not going to speculate on the gambits of the frelling scummy thoddos. I'm skeptical of such ploys, but if they are attempting such flimsy things, at least it means the scum are desperate.
Unknown2011-09-03 11:38:32
Blue, white, yellow, green, orange, and red.
Casilu2011-09-03 17:14:55
QUOTE (Akeley @ Sep 3 2011, 04:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Blue, white, yellow, green, orange, and red.



Ding ding ding!


Care to explain your answer to the ignorant masses?


(You have 72 hours before another riddle.)
Unknown2011-09-03 18:45:46
QUOTE (casilu @ Sep 3 2011, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ding ding ding!


Care to explain your answer to the ignorant masses?


(You have 72 hours before another riddle.)

Sure.

Guess how many sides are on a Rubik's Cube, guys.
Unknown2011-09-03 19:02:27
It was a Rubix cube? Frell.

Yotz. We're going to get riddles all frelling day phase, aren't we?

I think we can start hunting for the remaining scum before the last riddle leads wherever in Hezmana it is supposed to frelling lead.
Casilu2011-09-03 19:09:32
QUOTE (Xikue @ Sep 3 2011, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was a Rubix cube? Frell.

Yotz. We're going to get riddles all frelling day phase, aren't we?

I think we can start hunting for the remaining scum before the last riddle leads wherever in Hezmana it is supposed to frelling lead.



Oh, by the way. I forgot to mention... every wrong guess on a riddle will lead to horrible consequences. And if a riddle remains unsolved when you lynch someone, let us just say something bad will happen.
Unknown2011-09-03 21:02:48
Sweet power sad.gif

Xikue, why are you still maintaining your post restriction? The doctor's power has no such limitations.
Unknown2011-09-03 22:16:48
Greaaat.

I was trying to make it difficult for the scummy thoddos, but I think they've figured it out by now. I'm liable to be dead next day phase, if we make it alive past this one.
Unknown2011-09-03 23:19:45
QUOTE (Xikue @ Sep 3 2011, 07:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Greaaat.

I was trying to make it difficult for the scummy thoddos, but I think they've figured it out by now. I'm liable to be dead next day phase, if we make it alive past this one.

They knew you were the doctor...
Unknown2011-09-03 23:54:17
QUOTE (Akeley @ Sep 3 2011, 07:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They knew you were the doctor...


Casilu gave me a choice actually.
Unknown2011-09-04 21:14:24
QUOTE (Xikue @ Sep 3 2011, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Casilu gave me a choice actually.

Ah, well. There should only be two scum alive anyway, and if we're wrong once, we lose, so preserving power roles and obfuscation isn't as necessary now. Plus you ate Rika's foreign ashes, so, you know.

Anywho, why isn't anyone speculating?
Unknown2011-09-04 23:06:01
I do not really have anything to speculate upon, as it were. I'm already convinced that Xikue and Jack are our remaining scum, but I am hesitant to put votes anywhere considering I could, somehow be wrong...but, aw, hell. Why not. Better than silence.

Vote: Xikue
Unknown2011-09-04 23:46:04
Ssaliss kind of threw me for a loop.
I'm still eyeing Phoebus and Jack, but Llesvelt's descent into lurking/quiet makes me suspicious.
Unknown2011-09-06 13:20:05
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Sep 4 2011, 07:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I do not really have anything to speculate upon, as it were. I'm already convinced that Xikue and Jack are our remaining scum, but I am hesitant to put votes anywhere considering I could, somehow be wrong...but, aw, hell. Why not. Better than silence.

Vote: Xikue

Hey Phoebus, do you mind unvoting until after the next riddle is solved? I'm almost 100% going to vote for Xikue, but we don't want scum sacrifice-lynching into a riddle penalty. Even if that would be dumb on their part.

Llesvelt, who'd you investigate?