You know you used to play Achaea too much when...

by Summer

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Shiri2005-01-12 01:16:40
...I would definately do the latter one. tongue.gif
Veonira2005-01-12 02:13:49
Oh God. You know you've played too much achaea when you get stuck underground and have to be rescued by the divine in BOTH games. I mean, seriously, how often does that happen. I think I'm one of the only people it's happened to, and I did it in both games. I guess I'm just meant to live above ground tongue.gif.
Maedhros2005-01-12 02:28:10
When you shout about voting for Lusternia cause you did it a lot in Achaea, and only realize a second later that it was blatantly OOC.

Then get your roleplay points takena way by the Divine *grumble*.
Unknown2005-01-12 09:02:34
This reminds me of one time in Achaea...

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Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
Leda, the handmaiden flashes you a joyous smile.
2928h, 2622m, 14438e, 12010w ex-
Leda, the handmaiden exclaims, "Well hello there, come right in!"
2928h, 2622m, 14438e, 12010w ex-
Starting with a gentle massage, Leda proceeds to completely, and vigorously
exhaust and pleasure you until you at last lay sated and drowsy on the soft bed.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-put gold in pack
You hold no "gold".
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ql
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ii
You are wielding:
  longsword118816 : a shining steel longsword in your left hand.
  longsword135218 : a shining steel longsword in your right hand.
You are holding:
"tinderbox37286"    a soot-blackened tinderbox
"vial112536"        a black-walnut vial
"vial133644"        a black-walnut vial
"vial220792"        a black-walnut vial
"vial249884"        a black-walnut vial
"vial260417"        a black-walnut vial
"tinderbox291836"  a soot-blackened tinderbox
"vial307368"        a black-walnut vial
"vial321687"        a cedarwood vial
"vial326182"        a cedarwood vial
"vial326318"        a black-walnut vial
"vial221081"        a black-walnut vial
"pipe194289"        a simple oaken pipe
"pipe198222"        a simple oaken pipe
"pipe135620"        a simple oaken pipe
"vial336540"        a white oak vial
"journal168252"    a small journal
"vial110979"        a black-walnut vial
"sigil112982"      a flame-shaped sigil
"ball105260"        a bouncing ball
You are wearing:
"glove237791"      a leather falconry glove
"pack145806"        a canvas backpack
"tunic165945"      a tunic top with a plunging neckline
"trousers212938"    a pair of vintage knight's trousers
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-south
open door south
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
2928h, 2622m, 14438e, 12010w ex-
Door locked
ql
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-open door s
2928h, 2622m, 14438e, 12010w ex-
Door locked
unlock door s
You are not carrying a key for this door.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ask leda key
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-open door s
2928h, 2622m, 14438e, 12010w ex-
Door locked
greet leda
You greet Leda, the handmaiden with a sincere smile.
Leda doesn't respond to you.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Leda, the handmaiden smirks at you.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Leda, the handmaiden says, "I get paid for my time Zaltan."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-unlock door s
You are not carrying a key for this door.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-s
open door south
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
2928h, 2622m, 14438e, 12010w ex-
Door locked

(Market): Imyrr says, "If anyone's available to refill health, I'm seeking
seven, please send tells."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Maldaathi): Rafe says, "Farewell, Maldaathi."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Revenants): Rafe says, "Be well Revenants."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Mhaldor): Rafe says, "Farewell, Mhaldor."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Maldaathi): Gaillardia says, "Farewell, Squire Rafe."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-i
You are wielding a shining steel longsword in your left hand and a shining steel
longsword in your right hand.
You are holding:
2 soot-blackened tinderboxs, 9 black-walnut vials, 2 cedarwood vials, 3 simple
oaken pipes, a white oak vial, a small journal, a flame-shaped sigil, a bouncing
ball.
You are wearing:
a leather falconry glove, a canvas backpack, a tunic top with a plunging
neckline, a pair of vintage knight's trousers.
You have 17 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 26 items and are carrying no gold.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ii
You are wielding:
  longsword118816 : a shining steel longsword in your left hand.
  longsword135218 : a shining steel longsword in your right hand.
You are holding:
"tinderbox37286"    a soot-blackened tinderbox
"vial112536"        a black-walnut vial
"vial133644"        a black-walnut vial
"vial220792"        a black-walnut vial
"vial249884"        a black-walnut vial
"vial260417"        a black-walnut vial
"tinderbox291836"  a soot-blackened tinderbox
"vial307368"        a black-walnut vial
"vial321687"        a cedarwood vial
"vial326182"        a cedarwood vial
"vial326318"        a black-walnut vial
"vial221081"        a black-walnut vial
"pipe194289"        a simple oaken pipe
"pipe198222"        a simple oaken pipe
"pipe135620"        a simple oaken pipe
"vial336540"        a white oak vial
"journal168252"    a small journal
"vial110979"        a black-walnut vial
"sigil112982"      a flame-shaped sigil
"ball105260"        a bouncing ball
You are wearing:
"glove237791"      a leather falconry glove
"pack145806"        a canvas backpack
"tunic165945"      a tunic top with a plunging neckline
"trousers212938"    a pair of vintage knight's trousers
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ih
"Leda36533"        Leda, the handmaiden
"sigil120169"      a monolith sigil
"sigil286031"      a key-shaped sigil
Number of objects: 3
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-'leave
You say, "Leave."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-'out
You say, "Out."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-'unlock door
You say, "Unlock door."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-argh
You cry aloud and tear at your hair.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ql
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-look
Leda's boudoir.
This cheerful, rustic bedroom is walled with rough oak planks, and resembles the
inside of a gypsy caravan. A thick table in one corner is spattered with wax
drippings from the huge candle standing on it. A well worn deck of cards lies
there as well, with some cards already laid out in the beginnings of a hand of
Child-on-the-Mountain solitaire. Candles and scarves adorn the walls, and a
thick, rich incense fills the air. The quilt on the brass bed is a merry
patchwork, thick and soft, and pillows are haphazardly tucked underneath it,
though most seem to have fallen to the floor. One round porthole window
overlooks the streets below, but the mountains in the distance present a much
more commanding view. Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as
she appraises your form. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith
is on the ground. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Market): Dominius says, "Looking for runes."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ql
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-south
open door south
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
2928h, 2622m, 14438e, 12010w ex-
Door locked

Sethvir tells you, "Pixie."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Sethvir tells you, "Oops sorry!"
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-sethvir I know
You tell Deshi Sethvir, "I know."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-sethvir Heh
You tell Deshi Sethvir, "Heh."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius I'm ... stuck
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "I'm ... stuck."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dominius tells you, "Haha."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius What?
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "What?"
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ql
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-secrets
You sweep your trained eye across the room for the hidden exits.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-secrets
You sweep your trained eye across the room for the hidden exits.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius Do you know how to get out of where I am?
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "Do you know how to get out of where I
am?"
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Mhaldor): Despero says, "Farewell."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Maldaathi): Kestral says, "Hail."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Mhaldor): Kestral says, "Hail."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Maldaathi): Gaillardia says, "Hail, Squire Kestral."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius *prod*
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "*prod*."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ql
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dominius tells you, "Hmm?"
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Market): Nadya says, "Is anyone here willing to ink me a tree tattoo please?"
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
: Have you done Your Achaean Duty today? HELP DYAD for info.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Maldaathi): Vasool says, "Greetings Kestral."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius I'm in 'Leda's boudoir', and the only door is locked, and there's no key
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "I'm in 'Leda's boudoir', and the only
door is locked, and there's no key."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-south
open door south
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
2928h, 2622m, 14438e, 12010w ex-
Door locked
ql
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
2928h, 2622m, 14438e, 12010w ex-dominius ...help
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "...help."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dominius tells you, "Haha."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-domini Thanks, Mr Mentor
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "Thanks, Mr Mentor."
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ql
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You struggle to stay awake as your eyelids shut repeatedly of their own accord.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-sleep
You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.
sc
wake
wake
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Maldaathi Zaltan, Sentry of Mhaldor (male Xoran)
You have achieved level 54 (Dazzling) and are 53% of the way to the next level.
Health: 2928/3108  Mana: 2622/2622
Endurance: 14440/14440  Willpower: 12010/12010
Strength: 14  Dexterity: 10  Constitution: 16  Intelligence: 13
You are ranked 2263rd in Achaea.
You are the 196th ranked combatant.
You are not known for acts of infamy.
You stand tall as a proud citizen of Mhaldor.
You have reached the rank of 'Slave' in your city.
You are an apprentice in the Infernal class.
You are an Initiate in the Maldaathi.
You are on PROBATION in your guild.
You are a Rambler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
You are a member of the clan called 'Military Institute of Baelgrim.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Children of Xor.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Blood Circle.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Achaean Curing Project.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Demonic Alliance.'
You are Well-intentioned.
You are able to take on proteges.
Your mentor is Dominius.
You are 36 years old, having been born on the 21st of Phaestian, 336 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You begin your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You begin your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.
2928h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.
2990h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
* ACP AutoWake - off *

You open your eyes and yawn mightily.
stand
ql
2990h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
** ALERT: Awake **
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
2990h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
** ALERT: Standing **
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
2990h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You are not fallen or kneeling.
2990h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
2990h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-sleep
You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.
sc
2990h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
2990h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Maldaathi Zaltan, Sentry of Mhaldor (male Xoran)
You have achieved level 54 (Dazzling) and are 53% of the way to the next level.
Health: 2990/3108  Mana: 2622/2622
Endurance: 14440/14440  Willpower: 12010/12010
Strength: 14  Dexterity: 10  Constitution: 16  Intelligence: 13
You are ranked 2263rd in Achaea.
You are the 196th ranked combatant.
You are not known for acts of infamy.
You stand tall as a proud citizen of Mhaldor.
You have reached the rank of 'Slave' in your city.
You are an apprentice in the Infernal class.
You are an Initiate in the Maldaathi.
You are on PROBATION in your guild.
You are a Rambler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
You are a member of the clan called 'Military Institute of Baelgrim.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Children of Xor.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Blood Circle.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Achaean Curing Project.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Demonic Alliance.'
You are Well-intentioned.
You are able to take on proteges.
Your mentor is Dominius.
You are 36 years old, having been born on the 21st of Phaestian, 336 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
2990h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Air whips around your body in a smooth manner, and you laugh joyously as you
realise you are flying. As you soar across the sky, you pass over a darkened
city, then a forest. You fly over mountains and lakes, and then over a bright,
more cheerful city. You begin to wonder suddenly where you are going to land.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Shooting through the water you aim your sleek body towards a squirming morsel of
food. As you bite down on the worm you feel a searing pain through your upper
lip as it's pierced by a cruel hook. You struggle to escape but the hook is
attached to a line drawing you towards shore. When you reach the shore you're
jerked out of the water and as you gasp for breath you feel a small relief as
the hook is removed. You are tossed into a bucket, and your consciousness slowly
fades as you suffocate.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You are awed as a beautiful guardian angel shimmers into view before you. She is
dressed in flowing, snow-white robes, and raised high above her head, she holds
a magnificent golden sword. You gasp in amazement as you see that the blade is a
long, pure, glowing flame. The angel smiles at you, and lowers her sword until
it barely touches your head. Feelings of love and warmth spread through you, and
you cannot help but feel dismayed as the angel fades into a burst of light, and
is gone.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-wake
You begin your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You open your eyes and yawn mightily.
stand
ql
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
** ALERT: Awake **
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
** ALERT: Standing **
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You are not fallen or kneeling.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
* ACP AutoWake - ON *
ql
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-south
open door south
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
3108h, 2622m, 14438e, 12010w ex-
Door locked
dominius hmmm
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "Hmmm."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-sense dom
You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out
the presence of Dominius.
You see that Dominius is at Roughly hewn tunnel.
3108h, 2602m, 14440e, 12006w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-gw
* Listing all members of the Maldaathi guild in the realms.
  Maldaathi Teotwauki Vitel, Recruit of Mhaldor                          GN GT
  Maldaathi Kagan Lichlord, Sentry of Mhaldor                            GN GT
  Maldaathi Shaw, Squire of Mhaldor                                      GN GT
  Maldaathi Kyishi, Squire of Ramoor                                    GN GT
  Maldaathi Kestral Coldraven, Squire of Mhaldor                        GN GT
  Maldaathi Tyn Vastel, Squire of Cadiran                                GN GT
  Disciplinarian Gaillardia Aristata                                    GN GT
  Maldaathi Zaltan, Sentry of Mhaldor                                    GN GT
  Maldaathi Vasool Xanatov, Squire of Gaillardia                        GN GT
  Maldaathi Karvax Xanatov, Ward of Mhaldor                              GN GT
  Maldaathi Sypher De'Aquali, Ward of Mhaldor                            -- GT
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-sypher Have you used the brothel?
You tell Maldaathi Sypher De'Aquali, Ward of Mhaldor, "Have you used the
brothel?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Sypher tells you, "Yes."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Sypher tells you, "I've had sex in the brothel."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-sypher How do you get out of the rooms?
You tell Maldaathi Sypher De'Aquali, Ward of Mhaldor, "How do you get out of the
rooms?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Sypher tells you, "Hehe."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-sypher I went into the room, etc, but now I can't get back out cause the door is locked
You tell Maldaathi Sypher De'Aquali, Ward of Mhaldor, "I went into the room,
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Door locked

Sypher tells you, "Find a door that leads out."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Sypher tells you, "Oh."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Manu stands triumphant, the winner of the free-for-all in The Theatrum Mortalis.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Sypher tells you, "I have no clue my friend."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-sypher What happened when you finished?
You tell Maldaathi Sypher De'Aquali, Ward of Mhaldor, "What happened when you
finished?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius How is it possible to leave a room without going through the normal exits?
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "How is it possible to leave a room
without going through the normal exits?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Market): Heracles says, "Can someone tattoo me a shield tattoo? i have the
inks."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius hmm??
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "Hmm??"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius hmm??
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "Hmm??"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius hmm??
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "Hmm??"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dominius tells you, "Is there a monolith there?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ql
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius yes
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "Yes."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius no way?
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "No way?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dominius tells you, "Not really."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius Well, I think I'm in a little bit of bother then...
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "Well, I think I'm in a little bit of
bother then..."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-qw
Lujan, Nerissa, Sgueg, Heltamorg, Sethvir, Campeador, Jamethiel, Ashlog,
Beldaran, Neith, Betan, Kestral, Greyda, Glomar, Kennit, Samadhi, Aenjl,
Kazekaoru, Transk, Ankiseth, Procellan, Daal, Barl, Castel, Calder, Zarcondar,
Pottage, Khensu, Kyra, Reanna, Slinkavitch, Sachiel, Sandrina, Yuilie, Dulhan,
Alimenta, Vasool, Kaius, Nimnoth, Katriina, Thandor, Leonor, Herenicus, Niko,
Solar, Karvax, Mindshell, Teotwauki, Eilonwy, Romeo, Dairune, Achsariel,
Mafidius, Kagaherk, Brandin, Manu, Aethyco, Gromble, Orina, Jherail, Shaw, Galas
, Erushnak, Qree, Vescent, Eliana, Drafox, Saliss, Miguel, Sagira, Mariyah,
Tanya, Cypra, Ataraxia, Albann, Sander, Anastae, Gambalerina, Caz, Ermak, Tekk,
Kzmed, Jazin, Kyishi, Lonshaou, Larutan, Kishpa, Deidra, Regeane, Azureraven,
Sylvia, Nalira, Hasun, Ceten, Kierra, Caeri, Faldion, Orcarus, Manuella, Tijol,
Arietta, Gamalsh, Ceadarborn, Lilnae, Khelben, Ardelle, Evadne, Veldrin, Bheiyru
, Aneila, Sypher, Mazur, Retori, Enyd, Katalyst, Mindrelle, Tephra, Ashelin,
Arilina, Ashari, Riannane, Ymrald, Acar, Velron, Ria, Aryll, Minden, Solymr,
Elendil, Serevin, Tenqual, Antonius, Kederad, Tarren, Necronicus, Vander, Eski,
Nautalus, Heracles, Eliar, Schisstae, Garibaldi, Italis, Tavenaar, Vyctorya,
Nadya, Sieg, Antreus, Sabathius, Nanza, Amina, Wiigh, Delehyla, Shiro, Derian,
Alleria, Nyothran, Myrthan, Abelard, Sweefire, Gaillardia, Imyrr, Carnoth,
Thuringien, Sakuya, Eiku, Liam, Moli, Buhawi, Dethea, Kagan, Sotomar, Starrsong,
Dominius, Nicator, Vortok, Aggronor, Lillyana, Trebre, Mulkerrin, Noristae,
Hathrael, Avagadine, Zaltan.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-romeo Sorry to bother you, but I seem to be very stuck
You tell Romeo, the Guide, "Sorry to bother you, but I seem to be very stuck."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Romeo tells you, "Stuck as in?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-romeo Locked in a room, and I don't think it can be manually unlocked
You tell Romeo, the Guide, "Locked in a room, and I don't think it can be
manually unlocked."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-romeo And it's monolithed
You tell Romeo, the Guide, "And it's monolithed."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Romeo tells you, "Which room would that be."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Market): Nadya says, "Is anyone refilling health, mana and mending?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-romeo Leda's boudoir.
You tell Romeo, the Guide, "Leda's boudoir."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Market): Eiku says, "Can't think of anything goofy to say! Trans Runer on duty!
send tells."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ql
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-romeo Any ideas?
You tell Romeo, the Guide, "Any ideas?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Romeo tells you, "Perhaps you could ask your city or guild for help with that."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-romeo Is there a possible way out?
You tell Romeo, the Guide, "Is there a possible way out?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
The first faint feelings of exhaustion prick at your consciousness.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
* ACP AutoWake - off *
sleep
You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.
sc
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Maldaathi Zaltan, Sentry of Mhaldor (male Xoran)
You have achieved level 54 (Dazzling) and are 53% of the way to the next level.
Health: 3108/3108  Mana: 2622/2622
Endurance: 14440/14440  Willpower: 12010/12010
Strength: 14  Dexterity: 10  Constitution: 16  Intelligence: 13
You are ranked 2263rd in Achaea.
You are the 196th ranked combatant.
You are not known for acts of infamy.
You stand tall as a proud citizen of Mhaldor.
You have reached the rank of 'Slave' in your city.
You are an apprentice in the Infernal class.
You are an Initiate in the Maldaathi.
You are on PROBATION in your guild.
You are a Rambler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
You are a member of the clan called 'Military Institute of Baelgrim.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Children of Xor.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Blood Circle.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Achaean Curing Project.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Demonic Alliance.'
You are Well-intentioned.
You are able to take on proteges.
Your mentor is Dominius.
You are 36 years old, having been born on the 21st of Phaestian, 336 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
A FREE-FOR-ALL has just been initialised in Ainghaeal's Nest.
  - JOIN FREEFORALL CYRENE to participate.
  - HELP FREEFORALL to read about what it is.
  - Fee: 0 gold
  - Levels 10 to any level.
  - Starting in 5 minutes.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
A familiar rumbling in your stomach compels you to find something to eat. You
remove a large portion of your favourite food from your backpack, but as you are
about to consume your meal, you notice a horrible smell emanating from the food.
You struggle with the urge to vomit as you see maggots crawling through the
rotten food.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You look up into the sky and are amazed to see a dragon, circling in the air. He
circles closer, and lands finally in front of you. Large and majestic, the
dragon has shiny, colourful scales, leathery red wings, and ebony black eyes.
You are too afraid to move, and you scarcely breathe as you watch the soft smoke
swirling rhythmically from his nostrils.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-wake
You begin your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
* ACP AutoWake - ON *

You open your eyes and yawn mightily.
stand
ql
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
** ALERT: Awake **
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
** ALERT: Standing **
Leda's boudoir.
Leda, the handmaiden lounges here, smiling knowingly as she appraises your form.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying
flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
You are not fallen or kneeling.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Market): Albann says, "Anyone about who can pierce?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius Romeo said it was possible to get out
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "Romeo said it was possible to get
out."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dominius tells you, "Not if there's a monolith there."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Market): Albann says, "Anyone?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius I don't think he'd lie
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "I don't think he'd lie."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dominius tells you, "Does he know there's a mono there?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius He said to ask my guild or city for help. Yes
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "He said to ask my guild or city for
help. Yes."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dominius tells you, "So there's a door in the way?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius Yes. Locked. No key
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "Yes. Locked. No key."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-gw
* Listing all members of the Maldaathi guild in the realms.
  Maldaathi Kagan Lichlord, Sentry of Mhaldor                            GN GT
  Maldaathi Shaw, Squire of Mhaldor                                      GN GT
  Maldaathi Kyishi, Squire of Ramoor                                    GN GT
  Maldaathi Kestral Coldraven, Squire of Mhaldor                        GN GT
  Maldaathi Zaltan, Sentry of Mhaldor                                    GN GT
  Maldaathi Vasool Xanatov, Squire of Gaillardia                        GN GT
  Maldaathi Karvax Xanatov, Ward of Mhaldor                              GN GT
  Maldaathi Sypher De'Aquali, Ward of Mhaldor                            -- GT
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Market): Keran says, "Looking for 16 health and 7 mana refills please."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ct I seem to be a little... stuck at the moment
(Mhaldor): You say, "I seem to be a little... stuck at the moment."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Glomar declares that the free-for-all combat shall commence immediately! May the
most skilled win!
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ct I'm locked in a monolithed room, with no key
(Mhaldor): You say, "I'm locked in a monolithed room, with no key."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Market): Dominius says, "Anyone refilling?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dethea tells you, "Nice, the brothel?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Kyishi tells you, "Prism out."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dethea tells you, "Find an occie."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dethea hmmm. Yes
You tell Devoveo Dethea Campbell, of the Tanjinn, "Hmmm. Yes."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(The Achaean Curing Project): Veldrin says, "Hey ACP Users! ;)"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dominius tells you, "Who's house is it?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Mhaldor): Samadhi says, "Got prism?"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dethea tells you, "Or get someone to open the door by buying a whore."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-dominius Not a house, a brothel
You tell Dominatus Dominius, the Hammer, "Not a house, a brothel."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Vasool tells you, "Tell me where you are I'll unlock the door."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ct Nay
(Mhaldor): You say, "Nay."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Dominius tells you, "Have someone brazier you out."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-vasool In the brothel
You tell Maldaathi Vasool Xanatov, Squire of Gaillardia, "In the brothel."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Vasool tells you, "If I can. heh."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Vasool tells you, "I've been away over 50 years, I don't know of this place,
guide me there please."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-sense vasool
You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out
the presence of Vasool.
You see that Vasool is at Abyssal avenue.
3108h, 2602m, 14440e, 12006w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
3108h, 2602m, 14440e, 12006w ex-
A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
3108h, 2602m, 14440e, 12006w ex-
The plane of prismatic light disappears.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ih
"Leda36533"        Leda, the handmaiden
"sigil120169"      a monolith sigil
"sigil286031"      a key-shaped sigil
Number of objects: 3
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Mhaldor): Eliana says, "Stay still."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Eliana suddenly appears, having travelled down the beam of prismatic light.
Leda, the handmaiden frowns at Eliana.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Leda, the handmaiden says, "This is a private room. If you wish to spend some
time with me you'll have to speak with Lucretia."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Leda firmly escorts Eliana from the room.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Maldaathi): Kestral says, "Hail, Sir Belzander."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Mhaldor): Eliana says, "Eep!!"
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-ct hmmm
(Mhaldor): You say, "Hmmm."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Mhaldor): Eliana says, "Leda is pretty aggressive."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "I see your problem
now."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
(Maldaathi): Belzander says, "Hail."
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-
Pestilent way.
Staring with undisguised hatred towards the east, a massive onyx statue of
Sartan, the Malevolent towers over you. Peering around with nervously darting
eyes, Maric crouches quietly here. A steel-reinforced pillory of heavy oak
stands here, designed to imprison an offender by the head and the hands. A feral
humgii snarls angrily while pulling at its leash. A sewer grate looms darkly
beneath your feet. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A grizzled
old orc squats here barking commands in his guttural tongue. A vast pyramid of
skulls occupies most of the surrounding space in this area. A ball of myrrh gum
resides here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south (closed door), southwest, and up.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
3108h, 2622m, 14440e, 12010w ex-


I tried to make it as small as possible...
Unknown2005-01-12 12:01:13
I once said that I was a portal target instead of a teleport target...
-grumble-
Unknown2005-01-12 13:02:10
Zaltan, you could have just joined the Cyrenian FFA.
Nika2005-01-12 13:18:40
But this way it was much funnier. tongue.gif How did you get in there in the first place?
Annelia2005-01-12 14:33:54
Yer i saw that too the most easiest way out from anywhere.. Join a FFA..
Still what was Sethvir doing saying pixie?? now that got me confused..
Veonira2005-01-12 20:22:04
Oh. My. God. The brothel scarred me after someone convinced me to go test it out. And someone tried to rape me in there too. But that's HILARIOUS. Being caught in the brothel, haha.
Shiri2005-01-12 20:32:39
QUOTE(Veonira @ Jan 12 2005, 03:13 AM)
Oh God.  You know you've played too much achaea when you get stuck underground and have to be rescued by the divine in BOTH games.  I mean, seriously, how often does that happen.  I think I'm one of the only people it's happened to, and I did it in both games.  I guess I'm just meant to live above ground tongue.gif.
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I feel your pain. wacko.gif But Nejii's slightly agoraphobic, he LIKES it underground! *mutter*
Unknown2005-01-12 20:51:10
Yes, he can still see everything while underground thanks to his Byakugan... *duck*
Shiri2005-01-12 20:56:01
...that would be so cool! frenzy.gif
Unknown2005-01-13 09:18:18
QUOTE(Nika @ Jan 13 2005, 02:18 AM)
But this way it was much funnier. tongue.gif How did you get in there in the first place?
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After a lot of trouble trying to pay the correct amount - there are no help files on brothels tongue.gif.
Raguel2005-01-20 01:12:04
Every time I go back to Achaea i'm completely screwed cause i can't heal a thing!!

All the afflictions are the same ish but I find myself trying to Stagform, drink melancholic and eat yarrow!!

Its soooo wierd going back and finding everything so peaceful!! I mean the roads don't run red with blood and the most excitement is running to get a fallen personamajig for a rezz.

You can tell you've played too much lusternia when you try to smite someone with two swords, wonder why you're such a low rank for a high level and then get killed because you're furiously trying to spell "drink antidote" right tongue.gif
Aebrin2005-01-22 15:37:50
You know you have played any Mud too much when instead of doing something you say something in Emote.

Looking around the very dark library I said, "peer"
Shiri2005-01-22 15:41:00
My sister says blink over the phone, that works quite well.

But it was incredibly funny when was phoning me once, her mother asked if she wanted any bacon for breakfast or something and she was like, "Nod mom,"..."I didn't say that." whistling.gif
Aebrin2005-01-22 15:48:01
YOU spelt MOM!

You you you AMERICAN SPELLER!
Shiri2005-01-22 15:49:44
I did NOT! She said it like that! It was a quote! *peer*
Raguel2005-01-22 20:22:16
You know you play muds too much when you dream lusternia.

I don't just mean the characters, plots and what you were doing that day

But the entire dream in TEXT

I mean seriously you know when its bad when you read in your sleep and emote when you talk - or try talking in tells to someone in a room full of people.

Worst of all is trying to do things by saying a three letter alias or hitting a macros (and actually moving your hands forward as though there were a keyboard in front of you)
Aebrin2005-01-22 21:30:48
Oh my gosh, do you really do that?!

Can you config colour?