What the HELL is this? I was just meanding down the road with some pilgrims when suddenly I get hit by the demense of some idiot who thinks that Alabastor Road = Serenwilde, then about ten things hit me at once, all kinds of crazy **** starts happening... gah!

Alabaster Road nearing Serenwilde. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Loose,
white stone pave the road, a carpet of glittering snowy rocks that stretches
through hill, forest and plain. While many of the white stones have been ground
to a fine powder by an age of heavy travel, most still retain their shape as
small pebbles, offering both traction and beauty. While vegetation doesn't seem
to encroach upon the road's surface, wildflowers crowd upon the side of the
road, offering a heady fragrance. Approaching is the Serenwilde Forest, its
towering, verdant trees forming a dense canopy against the horizon.
You see exits leading east and west.
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Alabaster Road nearing Serenwilde. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Loose,
white stone pave the road, a carpet of glittering snowy rocks that stretches
through hill, forest and plain. While many of the white stones have been ground
to a fine powder by an age of heavy travel, most still retain their shape as
small pebbles, offering both traction and beauty. While vegetation doesn't seem
to encroach upon the road's surface, wildflowers crowd upon the side of the
road, offering a heady fragrance. Approaching is the Serenwilde Forest, its
towering, verdant trees forming a dense canopy against the horizon.
You see exits leading east and west.
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The tiny red mushrooms on the ground release a cloud of yellow spores, which
travel up your nose and make your eyes water.
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In the trees above Alabaster Road nearing Serenwilde.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Loose,
white stone pave the road, a carpet of glittering snowy rocks that stretches
through hill, forest and plain. While many of the white stones have been ground
to a fine powder by an age of heavy travel, most still retain their shape as
small pebbles, offering both traction and beauty. While vegetation doesn't seem
to encroach upon the road's surface, wildflowers crowd upon the side of the
road, offering a heady fragrance. Approaching is the Serenwilde Forest, its
towering, verdant trees forming a dense canopy against the horizon.
You see exits leading east and west.
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A bolt of whitest lightning streaks down from the heavens and engulfs you. You
writhe and shake in noiseless agony as the pure electricity ripples over your
body.
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d
You carefully watch your footing and shimmy down from the treetops.
Alabaster Road nearing Serenwilde. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Loose,
white stone pave the road, a carpet of glittering snowy rocks that stretches
through hill, forest and plain. While many of the white stones have been ground
to a fine powder by an age of heavy travel, most still retain their shape as
small pebbles, offering both traction and beauty. While vegetation doesn't seem
to encroach upon the road's surface, wildflowers crowd upon the side of the
road, offering a heady fragrance. Approaching is the Serenwilde Forest, its
towering, verdant trees forming a dense canopy against the horizon. Pausing to
rest, a dwarven pilgrim looks off into the distance. Pausing to rest, a taurian
pilgrim looks off into the distance. Pausing to rest, a loboshigaru pilgrim
looks off into the distance. Pausing to rest, a mugwump pilgrim looks off into
the distance. Pausing to rest, an aslaran pilgrim looks off into the distance.
You see exits leading east and west.
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Alabaster Road nearing Serenwilde. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Loose,
white stone pave the road, a carpet of glittering snowy rocks that stretches
through hill, forest and plain. While many of the white stones have been ground
to a fine powder by an age of heavy travel, most still retain their shape as
small pebbles, offering both traction and beauty. While vegetation doesn't seem
to encroach upon the road's surface, wildflowers crowd upon the side of the
road, offering a heady fragrance. Approaching is the Serenwilde Forest, its
towering, verdant trees forming a dense canopy against the horizon.
You see exits leading east and west.
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A shadow passes through the trees, whispering names.
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Small motes of yellow pollen rise up from the wildflowers around you and drift
into your mouth. Your throat begins to scratch, forcing you to cough.
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Alabaster Road nearing Serenwilde. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Loose,
white stone pave the road, a carpet of glittering snowy rocks that stretches
through hill, forest and plain. While many of the white stones have been ground
to a fine powder by an age of heavy travel, most still retain their shape as
small pebbles, offering both traction and beauty. While vegetation doesn't seem
to encroach upon the road's surface, wildflowers crowd upon the side of the
road, offering a heady fragrance. Approaching is the Serenwilde Forest, its
towering, verdant trees forming a dense canopy against the horizon.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
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w
There is no exit in that direction.
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Alabaster Road. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Loose,
white stone pave the road, a carpet of glittering snowy rocks that stretches
through hill, forest and plain. While many of the white stones have been ground
to a fine powder by an age of heavy travel, most still retain their shape as
small pebbles, offering both traction and beauty. While vegetation doesn't seem
to encroach upon the road's surface, wildflowers crowd upon the side of the
road, offering a heady fragrance.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
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Flying insects suddenly swarm you, covering you with tiny, painful stings.
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sw
You are paralysed and cannot do that.
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sw
You are paralysed and cannot do that.
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sw
You are paralysed and cannot do that.
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The tiny red mushrooms on the ground release a cloud of yellow spores, which
travel up your nose and make your eyes water.
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focus body
You begin focusing your mind on your motor skills.
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In the trees above The Mountains of Madness.
Filling the firmament is a lattice of heavy grey clouds. You are consumed by
the ever changing Fog that wraps around your body. The warm air tingles with
energy and small sparks of electricity can be seen crackling from cloud to
cloud in the distance. Death Trooper Graal, Orclach Smith is here. He wields an
orcish flail in each hand. Astrasia is here. She wields a golden sickle in her
left hand. Pearl of Love, Amarantha, the Mysterious Heart is here. Kyros
O'Ciardha is here. He wields a spiked, ironwood mace in each hand. Lord Arlent
De'ravenna, Hope's Beacon is here. Sprite Charmer Arale, Witch of the Spirits
is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Ethereal Watcher Holice,
Guardian of the Seed is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand. Druid
Aris Carthan, Fury of the Forests is here. He wields a golden sickle in his
left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
2731h, 745m, 2505e, 10p exp-

Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.
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The bough you're standing on suddenly tilts and branches forcibly hurl you out
of the tree, sending you tumbling to the forest floor.
On upper Voluta Diadema. (road).
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The ocean stretches
out from horizon to horizon, endlessly and forever. Its waters are deep dark
blue, and contain within it motes of tiny stars that twinkle and sparkle in the
great waves. The sky is a panorama of clouds coloured in rich hues of varying
luminescent pigments that move and bleed into each other. Though there is no
sun, the light from the glowing sea itself and the luminous clouds overhead
create an effulgent brightness. An ancient sarcophagus rests in the center of
the chamber. Gretchen Nickleby stands here, polishing a gem. A knot of burgundy
spore grass grows here. Wringing her hands nervously, Bessie Blande, the cook,
putters about the room. A little piglet jumps about here, squealing and kicking
up dirt. Priestess of Naos, Gwynevere Whytetower is here. She wields an athame
dagger in her left hand and a black choker necklace with a gold bell in her
right. Squire Tias, of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a furrikin
moonstone scimitar in each hand. Soulafein Ssambra is here. He wields a golden
sickle in his left hand. Whisper of the Moon, Titania Pandarus is here. She
wields a glowing powerstone in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right.
Forestwalker Nintegen Dokae, Lover of Leaves is here. He wields a golden sickle
in his left hand. Aqua Applicant Kayley is here.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
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say What the?!
You say, "What the?!"
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say I was just on the road!
You say, "I was just on the road!"
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eye
You cast a suspicious eye about your surroundings.
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l
At the bottom of Tonna Olearium Tower.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
road is paved with stones and mortar, and wraps around the Razine Mountains.
Its surface is scuffed and scarred by centuries of use of grinding traffic, yet
its serviceable condition bespeaks that its construction was assisted by
mysterious powers. No grass or weeds have been able to penetrate the road's
surface, and any detritus is quickly blown to the side by the low winds that
sweep down from the mountain range. What stories this road must have seen of
those who have trodden its ancient stones before. A thorn beast crouches here,
ready to pounce on its prey. A cow wanders about aimlessly, minding its own
business and paying you no attention. Standing at his post, a gnome guard
stares at you intently. Idly polishing her hammer, Molly the Weaponsmith stands
here humming to herself. Meliwen Glordak stands here, hands on her broad hips.
Giver of Jewelry, Eled, Acolyte of the Mystic is here, sprawled on the floor.
He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a cool tulip of dusk in his
right. Brahm is here. Annelia Hartfire is here. She wields a shining steel
longsword in each hand. Pearl of Love, Amarantha, the Mysterious Heart is here.
Whisper of the Moon, Titania Pandarus is here. She wields a glowing powerstone
in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right. Druid Aris Carthan, Fury of
the Forests is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a mystic
cudgel in his right. Soulafein Ssambra is here. He wields a golden sickle in
his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
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panic
You run around madly, flapping your arms in a blind panic.
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Flying insects suddenly swarm you, covering you with tiny, painful stings.
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A small furry creature darts across the road in front of you.
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The tiny red mushrooms on the ground release a cloud of yellow spores, which
travel up your nose and make your eyes water.
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teleport nexus
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Portal of Fate.
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In the trees above The dark and murky waters of the Inner Sea.
A panoply of columns lines the walkway with colourful flags flapping in the
breeze. Great care has been applied to create an amazing array of sapphire
blossoms that constantly bloom and fill the territory with the crisp scent of
clean water. A gently repeating wash of ocean surf seems to echo throughout the
room although no ocean is in sight. The clean azure tiles that pave the aisle
lead off the northwest and disappear back to the southeast. Priestess of Naos,
Bau Sayelle is here. She wields a golden sickle in her left hand and a mystic
cudgel in her right. Dedicant Adruna, of the Wilde is here. He wields a nature
talisman in his left hand. Pearl of Love, Amarantha, the Mysterious Heart is
here. Acolyte of the Moon, Jiriki, Zida'ya of High Anvee'janya is here. He
wields a nature talisman in his left hand. Priestess of Naos, Gwynevere
Whytetower is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a black
choker necklace with a gold bell in her right. Talanawyn is here, sprawled on
the floor. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a kite shield in
her right. Whisper of the Moon, Titania Pandarus is here. She wields a glowing
powerstone in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right. Ialie is here.
She wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right.
Trooper Jadryga La'Croix is here. Accalia Caelicus, Keeper of the 'Wilde is
here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Jasper Greythane is here.
He wields an elegant willow wand in his left hand and an athame dagger in his
right. Page Dira, of the Armies of Light is here. Gregori is here. He wields an
athame dagger in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
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Spiders are erupting from your mouth and nose!
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A bolt of whitest lightning streaks down from the heavens and engulfs you. You
writhe and shake in noiseless agony as the pure electricity ripples over your
body.
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You rush about in a state of utter panic.
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d
You cease concentrating on traveling the planar paths.
You are paralysed and unable to do that.
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Small motes of yellow pollen rise up from the wildflowers around you and drift
into your mouth. Your throat begins to scratch, forcing you to cough.
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You rush about in a state of utter panic.
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focus body

A vine drops down from a tree limb and lashes out at you, cutting you deeply
with its tiny thorns.
Flying insects suddenly swarm you, covering you with tiny, painful stings.
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You begin focusing your mind on your motor skills.
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The tiny red mushrooms on the ground release a cloud of yellow spores, which
travel up your nose and make your eyes water.
The bough you're standing on suddenly tilts and branches forcibly hurl you out
of the tree, sending you tumbling to the forest floor.
Edge of Moon Lake.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. There's
probably no way this room could ever become more ornate than it already is, but
that will doubtlessly do nothing to stop its occupant from trying. Lush maroon
carpet has been spread from wall to wall and nearly everything that isn't made
of fabric has been trimmed in gold. An exceedingly luxurious and overstuffed
armchair has been stuffed into one corner and the rest of the room is full of
overly decorated mining and navigation equipment. Lying flat on the ground is a
key-shaped sigil. A black-feathered harpy crouches here, wings beating lazily.
A huge archdemon looms here, surrounded by black mist. A loathsome cockatrice
perches here, bat-like wings spread wide. Cutting a fine cloth, Bedelia Merau
stands here attractively. Slythe is here. She wields an athame dagger in her
left hand. Pupil Eiganjo is here. Priestess of Naos, Gwynevere Whytetower is
here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a black choker necklace
with a gold bell in her right. Squire of the Armies of Light, Tefri Seawind is
here. He wields a coral broadsword in each hand. Nathea, Sapling of the Wilde
is here. Ur'Guard Initiate, Trelian is here. He wields a steel shortsword in
his left hand and a demonic scorched shortsword in his right. Soulafein Ssambra
is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand. Gregori is here. He wields
an athame dagger in his left hand. Squire Curudan, of the Armies of Light is
here. He wields a silver longsword in each hand. Talanawyn is here, sprawled on
the floor. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a kite shield in
her right. Trooper Alger D'Tylmirande is here. He wields an eloquent silver
rapier in each hand.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
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You rush about in a state of utter panic.
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Spiders are erupting from your mouth and nose!
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You bleed 105 health.
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Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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In the trees above Beet Field.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A
non-descript cave is what Roark calls home. Dedicant Adruna, of the Wilde is
here. He wields a nature talisman in his left hand. Nathea, Sapling of the
Wilde is here. Aqua Adept Caraek is here. He wields a coral staff in his left
hand. Talanawyn is here, sprawled on the floor. She wields an athame dagger in
her left hand and a kite shield in her right. Druid Aris Carthan, Fury of the
Forests is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a mystic cudgel
in his right. Sprite Charmer Arale, Witch of the Spirits is here. She wields an
athame dagger in her left hand. Trooper Jadryga La'Croix is here. Nessa
Falassion is here. She wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand and a golden
sickle in her right.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
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You rush about in a state of utter panic.
In the trees above Beneath huge facets of emerald.
The trunks of several gangly palm trees push up through the sand here, braving
the harsh environment as they suck the juice of life from a nearby source of
water. A few small bushes and sickly looking weeds grow in the trees' shade,
providing a substantial enough source of food that a number of bugs have
decided to make their homes amongst them. Acolyte of the Moon, Jiriki, Zida'ya
of High Anvee'janya is here. He wields a nature talisman in his left hand.
Merloch, Witch of the Serenwilde is here. He wields an athame dagger in his
left hand and an eye sigil in his right. Ur'Guard Initiate, Gymir is here.
Soulafein Ssambra is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand. Trooper
Alger D'Tylmirande is here. He wields an eloquent silver rapier in each hand.
Nessa Falassion is here. She wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand and a
golden sickle in her right. Page Dira, of the Armies of Light is here. Ialie is
here. She wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand and an athame dagger in her
right.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
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A bolt of whitest lightning streaks down from the heavens and engulfs you. You
writhe and shake in noiseless agony as the pure electricity ripples over your
body.
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The ghostly outline of a gyfu rune briefly appears in front of you before
slamming into your forehead.
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Small motes of yellow pollen rise up from the wildflowers around you and drift
into your mouth. Your throat begins to scratch, forcing you to cough.
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You bleed 92 health.
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You rush about in a state of utter panic.
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focus body
You are lacking the mana to do that.
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You no longer possess sufficient mana to sustain your regeneration.
Your willpower is insufficient to continue regenerating your health.
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A vine drops down from a tree limb and lashes out at you, cutting you deeply
with its tiny thorns.
Flying insects suddenly swarm you, covering you with tiny, painful stings.
The bough you're standing on suddenly tilts and branches forcibly hurl you out
of the tree, sending you tumbling to the forest floor.
The forbidding depths of the Sea of Despair.
The Gloriana River continues in its slow downhill course, twisting between the
boulders and outcroppings of rock that have fallen from the southern mountains
to lie here in the upper foothills. The rocks themselves are lined with dark
black and silver veins, transfoming the granites and limestones into canvases
of the sky at night-fall. Priestess of Naos, Bau Sayelle is here. She wields a
golden sickle in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her right. Death Trooper
Graal, Orclach Smith is here. He wields an orcish flail in each hand. Slythe is
here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Seeker of the Moon, Loketer
is here. Squire Kurachi, of the Armies of Light is here, sprawled on the floor.
He wields a spiked abyssal flail in each hand. Fabled Munsia, Defender of White
Hart is here. She wields a golden sickle in her left hand and a mystic cudgel
in her right. Page Dira, of the Armies of Light is here. Pearl of Love,
Amarantha, the Mysterious Heart is here. Druid Aris Carthan, Fury of the
Forests is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a mystic cudgel
in his right.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
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Ooh look! A lovely lake. Perhaps you'll dive in!
You leap up and attempt a graceful swan dive...right into the solid ground.
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You rush about in a state of utter panic.
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The tiny red mushrooms on the ground release a cloud of yellow spores, which
travel up your nose and make your eyes water.
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diag
You are:
hated by the trees.
paralysed.
afflicted by fear.
afflicted by a crippled right leg.
afflicted by a crippled left leg.
confused.
afflicted by horrible asthma.
sprawled on the ground.
hallucinating.
demented.
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In the trees above Broken birches.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
waters are so cold that muscles ache unless and threaten to cramp unless
constantly moved. Light is almost non-existant, causing vision to be greatly
impaired. There are some strange phosphorescent fish that bob in the water
underwater wil-o-wisps. Icy currents push up from below, sometimes meeting
relatively warmer currents from above, making eddies and whirlpools. A great
white shark turns in the water, its gigantic mouth opening and revealing rows
of wickedly sharp teeth. A fairly large group of sparkleberries lies discarded
here. A bag of sulfur is here. A Divinity's throne of mithril demands your
respect here. Covered in rotting vegetation, the Swampghast looms here
menacingly. Acolyte Zhaine Rhaal is here, sprawled on the floor. He is
surrounded by one reflection of himself. Brahm is here. Annelia Hartfire is
here. She wields a shining steel longsword in each hand. Fated Zhugeliang,
Apprentice of Nil is here. Aqua Adept Caraek is here. He wields a coral staff
in his left hand. Giver of Jewelry, Eled, Acolyte of the Mystic is here. He
wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a cool tulip of dusk in his right.
Druid Aris Carthan, Fury of the Forests is here. He wields a golden sickle in
his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right. Ialie is here. She wields a
mystic cudgel in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right. Ethereal
Watcher Holice, Guardian of the Seed is here. He wields a golden sickle in his
left hand.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
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You bleed 188 health.
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You rush about in a state of utter panic.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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The bough you're standing on suddenly tilts and branches forcibly hurl you out
of the tree, sending you tumbling to the forest floor.
Guarded passage in the labyrinth.
The ground drops away here to the east into a rocky slope that slides down in
mud and worn grass to reach a dell below. It would be impossible to climb in
either direction without sliding backwards some distance, and torn grasses and
a deep, muddy groove at the slope's centre show the paths that some travellers
have tried in the past. A few slabs of rough stone stick out at intervals,
providing footholds for those willing to attempt the climb. Death Trooper
Graal, Orclach Smith is here. He wields an orcish flail in each hand. Brahm is
here. Squire Tias, of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a furrikin
moonstone scimitar in each hand. Squire of the Armies of Light, Tefri Seawind
is here. He wields a coral broadsword in each hand. Mister Spindle, a Fate
Guide is here, wreathed in divine fire. He is surrounded by one reflection of
himself. Pearl of Love, Amarantha, the Mysterious Heart is here. Trooper Alger
D'Tylmirande is here. He wields an eloquent silver rapier in each hand.
Talanawyn is here, sprawled on the floor. She wields an athame dagger in her
left hand and a kite shield in her right.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
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Squirrels chitter madly but remain unseen in the trees. You are pelted by
acorns that leave welts and bruises.
A bolt of whitest lightning streaks down from the heavens and engulfs you. You
writhe and shake in noiseless agony as the pure electricity ripples over your
body.
1534h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

The ghostly outline of a ger rune briefly appears in front of you before
slamming into your forehead.
1534h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You rush about in a state of utter panic.
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Small motes of yellow pollen rise up from the wildflowers around you and drift
into your mouth. Your throat begins to scratch, forcing you to cough.
1534h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

Spiders are erupting from your mouth and nose!
1534h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

A shadow passes through the trees, whispering names.
1534h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You bleed 245 health.
1289h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
l

Flying insects suddenly swarm you, covering you with tiny, painful stings.
1289h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
Meditation Chamber.
Gentle rolling peaks have given way to the upward thrust of mountainous terrain
that spears the sky with a ring of points. Clumps of grass that covered the
foothills battle for existance against the elements and maintain a weary hold
at the base. Priestess of Naos, Bau Sayelle is here. She wields a golden sickle
in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her right. Aqua Applicant Kayley is
here. Squire Curudan, of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a silver
longsword in each hand. Dedicant Adruna, of the Wilde is here. He wields a
nature talisman in his left hand. Nessa Falassion is here. She wields a mystic
cudgel in her left hand and a golden sickle in her right. Ur'Guard Initiate,
Trelian is here. He wields a steel shortsword in his left hand and a demonic
scorched shortsword in his right. Champion Of The Waters, Dysolis Heatherwood
is here. He wields the Pearl Staff of Rushing Water in his left hand. Priestess
of Naos, Gwynevere Whytetower is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left
hand and a black choker necklace with a gold bell in her right.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
1289h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You rush about in a state of utter panic.
1289h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
e
You cannot move as both your legs are crippled.
1289h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

The tiny red mushrooms on the ground release a cloud of yellow spores, which
travel up your nose and make your eyes water.
1289h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You rush about in a state of utter panic.
1289h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

In the trees above Fog of Creation.
The mountains rise up in majesty above the tainted wasteland. In all directions
but up, the Blasted Land stretches, pocked by craters and decorated with stands
of twisted and stained rocks. Avechna the Avenger towers before you, radiating
a powerful aura. Krug Fleshkeeper stands here with a large knife, hacking a
carcass into steaks. Walking on its fins, a bloated coffin fish prowls the
ocean floor. A bloated silk spider crouches here, ready to pounce. A dracnari
harlot stands here in a seductive pose, flashing passerbys an alluring smile.
Priestess of Naos, Bau Sayelle is here. She wields a golden sickle in her left
hand and a mystic cudgel in her right. Fated Cirus, Apprentice of Nil is here.
Champion Of The Waters, Dysolis Heatherwood is here. He wields the Pearl Staff
of Rushing Water in his left hand. Squire of the Armies of Light, Tefri Seawind
is here. He wields a coral broadsword in each hand. Trooper Alger D'Tylmirande
is here. He wields an eloquent silver rapier in each hand. Seeker of the Moon,
Jecks is here. He wields a nature talisman in his left hand. Talanawyn is here,
sprawled on the floor. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a kite
shield in her right. Dedicant Myndael, of the Wilde is here. He wields a nature
talisman in his left hand. Pupil Eiganjo is here. Ur'Guard Initiate, Gymir is
here.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
The bough you're standing on suddenly tilts and branches forcibly hurl you out
of the tree, sending you tumbling to the forest floor.
Deep in the foul waters of the Sea of Despair.
Loose, white stone pave the road, a carpet of glittering snowy rocks that
stretches through hill, forest and plain. While many of the white stones have
been ground to a fine powder by an age of heavy travel, most still retain their
shape as small pebbles, offering both traction and beauty. While vegetation
doesn't seem to encroach upon the road's surface, wildflowers crowd upon the
side of the road, offering a heady fragrance. Death Trooper Graal, Orclach
Smith is here. He wields an orcish flail in each hand. Professor Solix,
Disciple of Water is here. He wields a coral staff in his left hand. Fated
Cirus, Apprentice of Nil is here. Acolyte of the Moon, Jiriki, Zida'ya of High
Anvee'janya is here. He wields a nature talisman in his left hand. Fabled
Munsia, Defender of White Hart is here. She wields a golden sickle in her left
hand and a mystic cudgel in her right. Aqua Applicant Kayley is here. Squire
Curudan, of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a silver longsword in each
hand. Pearl of Love, Amarantha, the Mysterious Heart is here. Empath Ibaesha
Caelicus, Coven Priestess is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left
hand. Astrasia is here. She wields a golden sickle in her left hand. Trooper
Jadryga La'Croix is here. Priestess of Naos, Gwynevere Whytetower is here. She
wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a black choker necklace with a
gold bell in her right. Druid Aris Carthan, Fury of the Forests is here. He
wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right. Aqua
Applicant Validus is here. Seeker of the Moon, Loketer is here. Pupil Eiganjo
is here. Merloch, Witch of the Serenwilde is here. He wields an athame dagger
in his left hand and an eye sigil in his right.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
You are breathing lightly.
1264h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You have recovered your wind and are breathing normally once again.
1264h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
apply mending to legs
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The bones in your right leg mend.
1264h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You bleed 236 health.
1028h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

A shadow passes through the trees, whispering names.
1028h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

Squirrels chitter madly but remain unseen in the trees. You are pelted by
acorns that leave welts and bruises.
A bolt of whitest lightning streaks down from the heavens and engulfs you. You
writhe and shake in noiseless agony as the pure electricity ripples over your
body.
720h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You rush about in a state of utter panic.
720h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You may apply another salve to yourself.
720h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

The ghostly outline of a ger rune briefly appears in front of you before
slamming into your forehead.
720h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You are stunned by the sight of a massive pink bunny hopping by.
720h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
apply mending to legs
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
720h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

Small motes of yellow pollen rise up from the wildflowers around you and drift
into your mouth. Your throat begins to scratch, forcing you to cough.
720h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You are no longer stunned.
720h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You rush about in a state of utter panic.
720h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

Flying insects suddenly swarm you, covering you with tiny, painful stings.
720h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

A surge of rejuvenating energy floods your system, healing your wounds.
You bleed 295 health.
1535h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

The tiny red mushrooms on the ground release a cloud of yellow spores, which
travel up your nose and make your eyes water.
1535h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You rush about in a state of utter panic.
1535h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
d
There is no exit in that direction.
1535h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
l

In the trees above Ominous peaks.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
road is an expanse of rippling green crystal, a swathe of glittering emerald
from which the road derives its name. Its construction obviously was not of
mundane origin, rather its very existence is a tribute to subtle mystic arts.
The crystal is slightly bubbled, allowing travellers safe traction upon what
otherwise would be a dangerously slick surface. Strong winds gust in from
Avechna's Teeth, an imposing mountain range to the west. The road cuts through
rolling hills and to the south ragged, blackened structures peak out from
behind grassy knolls. Gretchen Nickleby stands here, polishing a gem. Glaring
at the world, Shitake the Warrior stands guard against all enemies. There is a
small group of weed sprigs here. An emissary of Elohora floats here, surrounded
by a nebula of white light. A great white shark turns in the water, its
gigantic mouth opening and revealing rows of wickedly sharp teeth. Death
Trooper Graal, Orclach Smith is here. He wields an orcish flail in each hand.
Squire Tias, of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a furrikin moonstone
scimitar in each hand. Squire Curudan, of the Armies of Light is here. He
wields a silver longsword in each hand. Ur'Guard Initiate, Trelian is here. He
wields a steel shortsword in his left hand and a demonic scorched shortsword in
his right. Ialie is here. She wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand and an
athame dagger in her right. Citera Artenas, the Heir of Glinshari is here. He
wields the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in his left hand and a golden sickle in
his right. Fabled Munsia, Defender of White Hart is here. She wields a golden
sickle in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her right. Astrasia is here. She
wields a golden sickle in her left hand. Whisper of the Moon, Titania Pandarus
is here. She wields a glowing powerstone in her left hand and an athame dagger
in her right. Trooper Alger D'Tylmirande is here. He wields an eloquent silver
rapier in each hand.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
1535h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
In the trees above A larvae chamber.
Strong undercurrents swirl about the dark, tainted ocean waters. Though some
light filters in from above, the viscous and oil waters are cloudy and thick
with pollution. Fish float by, horrifically deformed with tumours and bulbous
protrusions that do not seem natural. Even the small brine shrimp have
abnormally large mouths and sharp teeth. Miasmic masses of what could be some
sort of mutated marine life or simply bloody remains float throughout waters.
Animated from death, a skeletal horse stands here in an imposing manner. A
demonic nagaradja looms here, fangs dripping with venom. A grotesque
three-horned bull stands here, scratching the ground angrily with his front
hooves. A thorn beast crouches here, ready to pounce on its prey. A ruby canopy
is here. Brahm is here. Squire Curudan, of the Armies of Light is here. He
wields a silver longsword in each hand. Aqua Adept Caraek is here. He wields a
coral staff in his left hand. Priestess of Naos, Gwynevere Whytetower is here.
She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a black choker necklace with a
gold bell in her right. Giver of Jewelry, Eled, Acolyte of the Mystic is here.
He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a cool tulip of dusk in his
right. Pupil Quad is here. Fabled Munsia, Defender of White Hart is here. She
wields a golden sickle in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her right. Aqua
Applicant Validus is here.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
1535h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

The bough you're standing on suddenly tilts and branches forcibly hurl you out
of the tree, sending you tumbling to the forest floor.
Deep below the surface of the Inner Sea.
Created by a blast of unknown proportions, this pit sinks deep into the earth,
its slopes covered with broken stone and building materials. At the very bottom
of the pit, a cool air rises up from a hole no larger than a fist from the
cavernous tombs below. Surrounding the pit, many orc standards have been
staked, as if this area has been claimed a neutral ground to the ravaging orc
societies. Squire Curudan, of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a silver
longsword in each hand. Champion Of The Waters, Dysolis Heatherwood is here. He
wields the Pearl Staff of Rushing Water in his left hand. Priestess of Naos,
Gwynevere Whytetower is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and
a black choker necklace with a gold bell in her right. Ialie is here. She
wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right.
Citera Artenas, the Heir of Glinshari is here. He wields the Ancient Cudgel of
Glinshari in his left hand and a golden sickle in his right. Jasper Greythane
is here. He wields an elegant willow wand in his left hand and an athame dagger
in his right. Nessa Falassion is here. She wields a mystic cudgel in her left
hand and a golden sickle in her right. Ur'Guard Initiate, Gymir is here.
Nathea, Sapling of the Wilde is here.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
1535h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
sw
You slowly hobble southwest.
1535h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You are stunned by the sight of a massive pink bunny hopping by.
1535h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You rush about in a state of utter panic.
1535h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

A shadow passes through the trees, whispering names.
1535h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

Squirrels chitter madly but remain unseen in the trees. You are pelted by
acorns that leave welts and bruises.
A bolt of whitest lightning streaks down from the heavens and engulfs you. You
writhe and shake in noiseless agony as the pure electricity ripples over your
body.
1227h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You are paralysed and cannot do that.
1227h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You bleed 357 health.
870h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You are no longer stunned.
870h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

The ghostly outline of a ger rune briefly appears in front of you before
slamming into your forehead.
870h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

Small motes of yellow pollen rise up from the wildflowers around you and drift
into your mouth. Your throat begins to scratch, forcing you to cough.
870h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
diag

You rush about in a state of utter panic.
870h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
You are:
hated by the trees.
paralysed.
afflicted by fear.
afflicted by a crippled right arm.
afflicted by a crippled left arm.
afflicted by a crippled left leg.
confused.
afflicted by horrible asthma.
sprawled on the ground.
hallucinating.
demented.
impatient.
870h, 45m, 2505e, 10p xp-

You have recovered equilibrium.
870h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

Flying insects suddenly swarm you, covering you with tiny, painful stings.
870h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You rush about in a state of utter panic.
870h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You bleed 348 health.
522h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

The tiny red mushrooms on the ground release a cloud of yellow spores, which
travel up your nose and make your eyes water.
522h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You are stunned by a vision of divine astral beings.
522h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-
l
The side of a cliff.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A
cloying mixture of aromas do little to ease a sense of trepidation upon
entering this well-furnished room. Behind an expensive moonhart desk
half-buried under proclamations, edicts and legal scrolls, a hard-backed chair
looks comfortable enough for long stints at work. Dressing all four walls, a
collection of certificates endorse the present incumbent's ability to adhere to
City law. At some five feet high, an adjacent filing cabinet could hold
personal records of a tremendous number. Aqua Applicant Kayley is here. Sprite
Charmer Arale, Witch of the Spirits is here. She wields an athame dagger in her
left hand. Whisper of the Moon, Titania Pandarus is here. She wields a glowing
powerstone in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right. Trooper Jadryga
La'Croix is here. Squire of the Armies of Light, Tefri Seawind is here. He
wields a coral broadsword in each hand. Citera Artenas, the Heir of Glinshari
is here. He wields the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in his left hand and a
golden sickle in his right. Page Dira, of the Armies of Light is here.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
522h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

In the trees above The Fields of Glorious Battle.
The bottom of the sea basin is a layer of fine sand, which sends up clouds of
silt by the icy currents or by the movement of flat, strange fish that skim the
ocean's bed. The cold seeps into the marrow of the bones, threatening death by
freezing. So far down, the pressure of the water encroaches from all sides, and
the darkness and silence creates a sense of danger lurking nearby. Despite
this, there is a dark beauty in the stark oceanscape so far below the surface.
Jacques Lelouch is here, stretching a skin onto a rack. Surrounded by a topaz
luminescence, Japhiel, Illuminator of Merciful Justice, serenely stands here
with a heavy golden tome bound in his hands. A gentle gnome woman is here
watching over her children. Winnie Wainwright is here, feeding the chickens. A
pink rose lays elegantly on the ground, discarded by a careless hand. Acolyte
Zhaine Rhaal is here, sprawled on the floor. He is surrounded by one reflection
of himself. Squire Kurachi, of the Armies of Light is here, sprawled on the
floor. He wields a spiked abyssal flail in each hand. Nessa Falassion is here.
She wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand and a golden sickle in her right.
Empath Ibaesha Caelicus, Coven Priestess is here. She wields an athame dagger
in her left hand. Dedicant Myndael, of the Wilde is here. He wields a nature
talisman in his left hand. Citera Artenas, the Heir of Glinshari is here. He
wields the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in his left hand and a golden sickle in
his right. Seeker of the Moon, Jecks is here. He wields a nature talisman in
his left hand.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
522h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You rush about in a state of utter panic.
522h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You are no longer stunned.
522h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

A bolt of whitest lightning streaks down from the heavens and engulfs you. You
writhe and shake in noiseless agony as the pure electricity ripples over your
body.
278h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

The ghostly outline of a cen rune briefly appears in front of you before
slamming into your forehead.
278h, 45m, 2505e, 10p exp-

You fall to the ground as the last drops of life-giving blood drain out of your
body.
You have been slain by Ialie.

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Really, someone tell me what the hell that is.

Okay, someone just told me that the Serenwilders are abusing the demense bugs in doing this. The stacking one, right? ****ing retarded. I've also heard a few more instances of them abusing bugs with the demenses to make the Ethereal unstoppable.

I was told that the stacking bug has been fixed. It is impossible to for us to be stacking.



Edit: No one really seems to know what the bug did, they just assume that because they die to a demesne it was due to the bug

I've never had a demense hit me like that. Was I actually being teleported around, or does it change the room descriptions, or what?

I know there's an affliction that does exactly that, at least in Achaea. Looking at your diagnose, either hallucinations or dementia I guess.

You had dementia, which will do that.

I don't see any sign of stacking.

Isn't that the effect of dementia? Random room names/descriptions/items/people?

Meh, Guido, don't whinge so much. Oh an hurry up and get your family ready so I can join it! That should make for some itneresting RP, since I'm a Seren and all.

Oh wait...I have to gain back some levels before I can join families and stuff...stupid people making me follow them to my death.

Olan dissapeared into the abyss, so i'm going to have to break the bloodbond and find yet another person.

I did not know the Druid demesne can also cripple limbs. Also with the ability to give paralysis and ger passively at the same time (All it would take is a bit of timing when putting the abilities down), I continue with the opinion that the Druids do have the best demesne.

Olan appeared today, Guido, and is coming around more often.

Ah, good. I'll have to catch him and make him pay for making the family name official because I became destitute in his absence. Ahem.

I think that may be from - "The bough you're standing on suddenly tilts and branches forcibly hurl you out of the tree, sending you tumbling to the forest floor."

Right, he fell out of the trees without levitation, so he broke his legs. Also, he had dementia, rather funny, because at one point, it looks like he tried to talk to the non-existant people, heh.