Visaeris, if you're reading this, hurry up and convince me to leave.

A ger rune and a gyfu rune whiz in from the northeast and hit you in the chest.
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up
You are paralysed and cannot do that.
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glance ne
A small grassy hollow.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The stars twinkle in the clear
night sky.
You see exits leading north and southwest.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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The end of Aris's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at you. The burl
pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into your flesh.
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You bleed 136 health.
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Aris empties out a sapphire vial into his mouth.
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The end of Aris's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at you. The burl
pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into your flesh.
A surge of rejuvenating energy floods your system, healing your wounds.
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focus body
You are too impatient to focus on anything.
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The end of Aris's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at you. The burl
pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into your flesh.
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You bleed 209 health.
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l
A large rock on a barren patch of stone.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The stars twinkle in the clear
night sky. Years of rain and wind have washed away all the soil and plant life,
leaving a clear area of stone. The only movements perceptible are those of ants
scurrying through the cracks of the limestone floor, and the birds above
swooping to catch them as they work. One particuarly large rock rests against
the sharp slopes of the mountain. Beneath is the ground is heavily grooved and
flattened.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
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light pipe
What is it you wish to light?
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Aris leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Aris connects painfully.
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i
You are wielding a white gold falcon morning star in your left hand and a white
gold falcon morning star in your right hand.
You are holding:
3 coral vials, a personal journal, a hefty shovel, 7 sapphire vials, 22 ruby
vials, a soot-blackened tinderbox, 2 iron-banded clubs, 2 garnet vials, an
elegant white letter, 4 bloodstone vials, an amethyst vial, a beryl vial, 4
corpses of a mountain rockeater.
You are wearing:
a leather vest, an aquatic ring, a blackened full helm, a simple gold ring, 4
silver studs, a canvas backpack, a pair of leather bracers, a pair of scaled
leggings, a vibrant sunflower, a striped orchid, a bunch of yellow freesias.
You have 18 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 66 items and are carrying 59 gold sovereigns.
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You bleed 198 health.
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The night-time mountain air causes you to shiver slightly.
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Aris leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Aris connects painfully.
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You bleed 186 health.
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light pipe
What is it you wish to light?
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i
You are wielding a white gold falcon morning star in your left hand and a white
gold falcon morning star in your right hand.
You are holding:
3 coral vials, a personal journal, a hefty shovel, 7 sapphire vials, 22 ruby
vials, a soot-blackened tinderbox, 2 iron-banded clubs, 2 garnet vials, an
elegant white letter, 4 bloodstone vials, an amethyst vial, a beryl vial, 4
corpses of a mountain rockeater.
You are wearing:
a leather vest, an aquatic ring, a blackened full helm, a simple gold ring, 4
silver studs, a canvas backpack, a pair of leather bracers, a pair of scaled
leggings, a vibrant sunflower, a striped orchid, a bunch of yellow freesias.
You have 18 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 66 items and are carrying 59 gold sovereigns.
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You bleed 175 health.
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Aris leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Aris connects painfully.
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You fall to the ground as the last drops of life-giving blood drain out of your
body.
You have been slain by Aris.
You writhe in pain as you fall to level 42.
You sigh in frustration as you fall to the level of Heroic.
The corpse of a mountain rockeater falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a mountain rockeater falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a mountain rockeater falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a mountain rockeater falls out of your inventory.
All your golden sovereigns fall out of your hands.
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Go have fun bragging that you killed me with nothing but kicks, Aris.

OMG. And I thought he was making that up. >_< >_< >_<

Wow dude. Just wow O_o. If you want anyone to try and help you learn how to fight talk to Jelaludin.

But, seriously; where did mah pipe go?



And Jello, I guess it's worth a try, but you'll have to develop a fighting style that scales with the fact that the user loses 5 levels per day.

Well you have to expect that when you go around killing Serenwilde novices... and I thought he was joking about the kicking thing too.

My cudgel does FOUR HUNDRED damage to GUIDO.

Yeah, waaaaay overpowered. Nerf my cudgel, maybe it'll parasite bug and make it stronger!

Cudgel does mostly physical damage. Try your sickle and he'll cry.

Why did you capitalize my name? I mean, sure i'm a Tae'dae, but i'm a level 41 Tae'dae without a field plate or a single damage-reducing skill/spell.

Correction: Oh, I thought you meant it was doing too much, not too little. Wasn't thinking, gah. Anyway, yeah: Level 3 Cutting Resist, buddy.

He's the brawn of the family, I'm the brains.

To be fair, Aris did use runes and cudgel before he kicked Guido to death.

And when did Guido get afflicted with impatience? One of the runes?

Guido, you need some help. Until you get it, I'll pray for your soul.

I wasn't much better at fighting than Guido, even when I had skills.

Ger gives impatience. Gyfu gives paralysis.

I could be wrong, but I thought ger gave a mental affliction. I'm sure I've had recklessness and stupidity from it before.

Ger is impatience, reckless and stupidity come from other runes.