Attack of the Pastries

by Shamarah

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Shamarah2005-01-23 01:59:38
(Celest): Ceren says, "Odd.. there's a gingerbread man on Mt. Avechna."
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(Celest): Rhysus says, "...?"
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(Market): Richter says, "Trans forger for hire, if the order is large enough to
tear me away from aether building."
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Etanru quickly devours a fishcake.
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Rhysus leaves to the north.
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Etanru wipes the back of his hand across his head in relief as he mutters,
"Whew."
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(Celest): You say, "Huh?"
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"Thanks!" Etanru says.
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The center of Nautilus Pompilus at Voluta Diadema. (road).
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A
statue of Kurama stands here, memorializing his noble spirit.
You see exits leading east, southeast, and west.
3012h, 4152m, 3246e, 10p ex-ceren Can I come see?

You tell Ceren, "Can I come see?"
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(Celest): Etanru says, "Erm..."
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(Celest): Ceren says, "Licorice spear wield gingerbread man.."
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A small furry creature darts across the road in front of you.
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Ceren tells you, "Sure."
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You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
Ceren.
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(Celest): Zorthail says, "Probe its..its mostlikely someones pet."
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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(Celest): Ceren says, "Nope."
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You teleport along the aether strands to Ceren.
The Path of Nature. (road).
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A
gingerbread man stands here, wielding a licorice spear. Prince Rhysus Saros is
here. He wields a glowing powerstone in his left hand and a coral staff in his
right.
You see exits leading southeast and west.
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Rhysus ponders the situation.
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"cookie82926" a delicious gingerbread man
Number of objects: 1
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The corners of Ceren's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
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Prince Rhysus Saros says to a delicious gingerbread man, "Hello."
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Baked from golden gingerbread, this cookie is shaped like a man, with eyes and
a mouth made from raisons. Clothing and boots have been piped on with white
frosting and a licorice spear has been attached to the gingerbread man's hands.
The gingerbread man smells heavenly, though there is something undeniably
martial about its disposition.
A delicious gingerbread man is a humble-looking creature.
He weighs 3 ounce(s).
You see nothing in it.
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You blink.
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Ceren says, "It doesn't say anything."
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Prince Rhysus Saros says to a delicious gingerbread man, "And what are you?"
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Rhysus ponders a delicious gingerbread man's profile, wondering if it would
make a suitable subject for a portrait.
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Ceren jerks slightly as the air fills with sparkling motes of bright light.
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Ceren says, "Someone try to influence it maybe."
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The strength of a delicious gingerbread man's personality makes him impossible
to analyze.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Etanru comes into view.
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Finger extended, Ceren pokes a delicious gingerbread man.
A delicious gingerbread man lets out a blood-curdling scream.
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Looking a bit like a toady, Rhysus makes a great deal of fuss over a delicious
gingerbread man.
A delicious gingerbread man ignores Rhysus, his mind distracted by more
important matters.
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The bright sun shines down upon you.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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Ceren yelps in pain as a delicious gingerbread man bashes him.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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Ceren says, "Ouch."
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Etanru mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
* Etanru shielded *
hovering before him.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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The corners of Ceren's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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Ceren chants softly to himself, and his body momentarily becomes transparent,
then solidifies and rebuilds itself.
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Etanru blinks.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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Ceren yelps in pain as a delicious gingerbread man bashes him.
3012h, 3902m, 3246e, 10p ex-"Ouch

You say, "Ouch."
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Ceren yelps in pain as a delicious gingerbread man bashes him.
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You see Etanru say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
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Prince Rhysus Saros says, "Meh."
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
3012h, 3902m, 3246e, 10p ex-assess ceren

You glance over Ceren and see that his health is at 2146/2700.
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Ceren yelps in pain as a delicious gingerbread man bashes him.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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You see Ceren say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
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Bleeding wounds open up on the body of Ceren, whose eyes glow with holy power.
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Ceren chants softly to himself, and his body momentarily becomes transparent,
then solidifies and rebuilds itself.
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Ceren yelps in pain as a delicious gingerbread man bashes him.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
3012h, 3902m, 3246e, 10p ex-assess ceren

You glance over Ceren and see that his health is at 2250/2700.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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Ceren yelps in pain as a delicious gingerbread man bashes him.
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Ceren chants softly to himself, and his body momentarily becomes transparent,
then solidifies and rebuilds itself.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
3012h, 3902m, 3246e, 10p ex-assess ceren

Ceren yelps in pain as a delicious gingerbread man bashes him.
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You glance over Ceren and see that his health is at 2260/2700.
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Ceren yelps in pain as a delicious gingerbread man bashes him.
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Ceren mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
* Ceren shielded *
hovering before him.
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A delicious gingerbread man mutters and pokes his index finger towards Ceren
and makes a hooking gesture. Invisible energies slam against Ceren, ripping
apart his magical shield of protection.
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Prince Rhysus Saros says, "Not a good idea."
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
3012h, 3902m, 3246e, 10p ex-assess ceren

A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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You glance over Ceren and see that his health is at 1987/2700.
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Ceren yelps in pain as a delicious gingerbread man bashes him.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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Ceren chants softly to himself, and his body momentarily becomes transparent,
then solidifies and rebuilds itself.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Bleeding wounds open up on the body of Ceren, whose eyes glow with holy power.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
3012h, 3902m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave reflection at ceren

You weave a and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Ceren.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
3012h, 3852m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave reflection at ceren

You weave a and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Ceren.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
3012h, 3802m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave reflection at ceren

You weave a and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Ceren.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
3012h, 3752m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave reflection at ceren

You weave a and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Ceren.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
3012h, 3702m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave reflection at ceren

You weave a and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Ceren.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
3012h, 3652m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave reflection at ceren

You weave a and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Ceren.
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Ceren smiles and says, "All i did was poke him."
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
3012h, 3602m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave reflection at ceren

You weave a and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Ceren.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Ceren mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
* Ceren shielded *
hovering before him.
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A delicious gingerbread man mutters and pokes his index finger towards Ceren
and makes a hooking gesture. Invisible energies slam against Ceren, ripping
apart his magical shield of protection.
3012h, 3552m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave reflection at ceren

You weave a and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Ceren.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
3012h, 3502m, 3246e, 10p x-
A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
3012h, 3502m, 3246e, 10p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
3012h, 3502m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave reflection at ceren

You weave a and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Ceren.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
3012h, 3452m, 3246e, 10p x-
A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
3012h, 3452m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave reflection at ceren

You weave a and mold it until it becomes a reflection of Ceren.
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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Ceren says, "I better move."
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A delicious gingerbread man lashes out at Ceren with a well-placed attack.
A reflection of Ceren blinks out of existence.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Ceren waves goodbye.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
3012h, 3402m, 3246e, 10p ex-nod

You nod your head emphatically.
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Bleeding wounds open up on the body of Ceren, whose eyes glow with holy power.
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A delicious gingerbread man wounds Ceren with a glancing cut.
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The Path of Nature. (road).
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
road is a treacherous morass of loose rocks, sometimes disappearing into the
granite cliffs of the mountain. Breathing is difficult in the cold, thin air.
Fortunately, the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range do not often
reach up to this height. So high up is this point that the land below is but a
blur of colours. A gingerbread man stands here, wielding a licorice spear. Lord
Etanru, Grand Autumnal Magistrate is here. Prince Rhysus Saros is here. He
wields a glowing powerstone in his left hand and a coral staff in his right.
You see exits leading southeast and west.
3012h, 3402m, 3246e, 10p ex-scratch

You scratch your head in confusion.
3012h, 3402m, 3246e, 10p ex-analyze man

The strength of a delicious gingerbread man's personality makes him impossible
to analyze.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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A delicious gingerbread man settles down in a corner to sleep.

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Rhysus ponders the situation.
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The Path of Nature. (road).
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
road is a treacherous morass of loose rocks, sometimes disappearing into the
granite cliffs of the mountain. Breathing is difficult in the cold, thin air.
Fortunately, the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range do not often
reach up to this height. So high up is this point that the land below is but a
blur of colours. A delicious gingerbread man is here, sleeping soundly. Lord
Etanru, Grand Autumnal Magistrate is here. Prince Rhysus Saros is here. He
wields a glowing powerstone in his left hand and a coral staff in his right.
You see exits leading southeast and west.
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Finger extended, Etanru pokes a delicious gingerbread man.
3012h, 3402m, 3246e, 10p ex-qw

Ceren arrives from the southeast.
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Dahlia, Titania, Citera, Gerania, Jadryga, Ialen, Ibaesha, Kalt, Alnra, Yrael,
Zorr, Turnus, Beren, Niara, Jem, Unitos, Tuek, Gwynn, Andes, Humphrey, Kaervas,
Freki, Tavon, Sangor, Gabrial, Elessar, Draroth, Ezra, Laysus, Jelaludin,
Gwynevere, Aelin, Cedar, Guldar, Zorthail, Eol, Exarius, Shinza, Bricriu, Marha
, Kithe, Saradomin, Lyth, Arale, Rhysus, Ohtaren, Zinsha, Jelani, Ralshan, Jack
, Riesa, Alkriz, Ionax, Erion, Dele, Athana, Charis, Ravin, Holice, Etanru,
Lirania, Galvadore, Alger, Ceren, Shamarah.
3012h, 3402m, 3246e, 10p ex-"Well, he's asleep now

You say, "Well, he's asleep now."
3012h, 3402m, 3246e, 10p ex-l

The Path of Nature. (road).
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
road is a treacherous morass of loose rocks, sometimes disappearing into the
granite cliffs of the mountain. Breathing is difficult in the cold, thin air.
Fortunately, the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range do not often
reach up to this height. So high up is this point that the land below is but a
blur of colours. A delicious gingerbread man is here, sleeping soundly. Prince
Rhysus Saros is here. He wields a glowing powerstone in his left hand and a
coral staff in his right. Lord Etanru, Grand Autumnal Magistrate is here. Ceren
is here. He wields a glowing powerstone in his left hand and a twisted metallic
wand in his right.
You see exits leading southeast and west.
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Etanru tells you, "Wind."
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Ceren tells you, "Wind."
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Ceren chants softly to himself, and his body momentarily becomes transparent,
then solidifies and rebuilds itself.
3012h, 3402m, 3246e, 10p ex-"Well, he's asleep now

You say, "Well, he's asleep now."
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(Aquamancers): Draroth says, "Anyone want to help me find somewhere that i can
kill stuff and level up at?"
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You see Etanru say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
3012h, 3402m, 3246e, 10p ex-et wind

You tell Lord Etanru, Grand Autumnal Magistrate, "Wind."
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Etanru takes a drink from a ruby vial.
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Etanru's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake.
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Etanru takes a drink from a ruby vial.
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Lord Etanru, Grand Autumnal Magistrate says, "I think we should kill him while
he's down."
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Etanru takes a drink from a sapphire vial.
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You see Etanru say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
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Etanru empties out a sapphire vial into his mouth.
3012h, 3402m, 3246e, 10p ex-et wind

You tell Lord Etanru, Grand Autumnal Magistrate, "Wind."
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Etanru gives a horrified gasp.
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You see Ceren say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
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Etanru takes a drink from a sapphire vial.
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Ceren says, "Someone try to influence him methinks."
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You see Etanru say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
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Explaining his abject poverty, Rhysus humbly requests for a little help from a
delicious gingerbread man.
A delicious gingerbread man smiles at Rhysus condescendingly and pats his head.
3012h, 3402m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave illusion Shamarah waves his hand and illusory letters appear in the air, spelling out: He might have just been acting in self-defense, or something. Not sure if it's a good idea to attack.

That illusion is too complex and you fail to weave it successfully.
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Prince Rhysus Saros says, "Can't."
3012h, 3402m, 3246e, 10p ex-weave illusion Shamarah waves his hand and illusory letters appear in the air, spelling out: He might have just been acting in self-defense, or something.

You weave your illusion.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Ceren says, "Odd."
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Finger extended, Etanru pokes a delicious gingerbread man.
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Rhysus greets a delicious gingerbread man with a sincere smile.
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Rhysus greets a delicious gingerbread man with a sincere smile.
A delicious gingerbread man glances askance.
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Rhysus greets a delicious gingerbread man with a sincere smile.
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Rhysus greets a delicious gingerbread man with a sincere smile.
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Rhysus greets a delicious gingerbread man with a sincere smile.
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Etanru looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
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Lord Etanru, Grand Autumnal Magistrate says, "You can't influence while
sleeping."
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You see Ceren say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
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Ceren says, "He doesn't talk... already tried nearly everything."
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Etanru slaps a delicious gingerbread man on the cheek.
A delicious gingerbread man lets out a blood-curdling scream.
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Etanru blinks.
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A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Lord Etanru, Grand Autumnal Magistrate says, "Wrong course of action, I guess."
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Ceren chants softly to himself, and his body momentarily becomes transparent,
then solidifies and rebuilds itself.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Ceren nods his head emphatically.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Ceren says, "That's what he did when I poked him."
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
The corners of Ceren's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
You see Etanru say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Etanru clears his throat.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-l

The Path of Nature. (road).
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. The
road is a treacherous morass of loose rocks, sometimes disappearing into the
granite cliffs of the mountain. Breathing is difficult in the cold, thin air.
Fortunately, the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range do not often
reach up to this height. So high up is this point that the land below is but a
blur of colours. A delicious gingerbread man is here, sleeping soundly. Prince
Rhysus Saros is here. He wields a glowing powerstone in his left hand and a
coral staff in his right. Ceren is here. He wields a glowing powerstone in his
left hand and a twisted metallic wand in his right. Lord Etanru, Grand Autumnal
Magistrate is here.
You see exits leading southeast and west.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
A small furry creature darts across the road in front of you.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-wq

That went right over my head.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-qw

Dahlia, Citera, Gerania, Jadryga, Ialen, Turnus, Gwynn, Gabrial, Ohtaren, Marha
, Alnra, Tuek, Draroth, Rhysus, Ezra, Kaervas, Ibaesha, Gwynevere, Sangor,
Aelin, Ralshan, Yrael, Jelani, Niara, Saradomin, Kalt, Galvadore, Unitos,
Charis, Eol, Tavon, Guldar, Jelaludin, Shinza, Zorr, Jem, Ionax, Laysus, Lyth,
Elessar, Beren, Alkriz, Ceren, Humphrey, Athana, Exarius, Zinsha, Erion, Cedar,
Etanru, Riesa, Alger, Dele, Arale, Ravin, Jack, Titania, Andes, Bricriu,
Barbelo, Zorthail, Lirania, Raiha, Holice, Shamarah.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
(Celest): Draroth says, "Can anyone help me level up?"
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-"He doesn't seem particularly friendly

You say, "He doesn't seem particularly friendly."
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Ceren tells you, "Wind."
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-"He doesn't seem particularly friendly

You say, "He doesn't seem particularly friendly."
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Etanru tells you, "Wind."
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-"He doesn't seem particularly friendly

You say, "He doesn't seem particularly friendly."
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Ceren tells you, "Wind, again."
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-"He doesn't seem particularly friendly

You say, "He doesn't seem particularly friendly."
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Etanru tells you, "Wind, all three tiems."
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
A delicious gingerbread man slowly wakens, looking fit and refreshed.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
A delicious gingerbread man mutters and pokes his index finger towards Etanru
and makes a hooking gesture. Invisible energies slam against Etanru, ripping
apart his magical shield of protection.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
A delicious gingerbread man wounds Etanru with a glancing cut.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
A delicious gingerbread man wounds Etanru with a glancing cut.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
With a savage warcry of "Power to the pastries", a gingerbread man storms off
to the southeast.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-roll

You roll your eyes.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
You see Ceren say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
The corners of Ceren's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Etanru mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
* Etanru shielded *
hovering before him.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Etanru blinks.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-peer

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-

Etanru takes a drink from a ruby vial.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Etanru laughs out loud.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Ceren chuckles long and heartily.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Ceren leaves to the southeast.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-se

The Path of Nature. (road).
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You
see exits leading southeast and northwest.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-se

The Path of Nature. (road).
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You
see exits leading south and northwest.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-se

There is no exit in that direction.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-s

The Path of Nature. (road).
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You
see exits leading north and south.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-s

The Path of Nature. (road).
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You
see exits leading north and east.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
A gingerbread man storms in from the east, yelling, "Power to the pastries!".
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
The firmament grows darker as the clouds begins to smother the light.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Ceren arrives from the east.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
You see Ceren say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
With a savage warcry of "Power to the pastries", a gingerbread man storms off
to the north.
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-
A gingerbread man storms in from the north, yelling, "Power to the pastries!".
3012h, 3377m, 3246e, 10p ex-





-------------




Later...

Merloch points the tip of his athame at a delicious gingerbread man's heart and
makes a sudden stabbing motion. A glowing pentagram shoots from the tip of the
athame and slams into his chest, making him gasp in pain.
3012h, 3272m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Wagging her finger in censure, a wood nymph whispers quietly to a delicious
gingerbread man, whose eyes glow green and then nods meekly.
A delicious gingerbread man settles down in a corner to sleep.
3012h, 3272m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Merloch points the tip of his athame at a delicious gingerbread man's heart and
makes a sudden stabbing motion. A glowing pentagram shoots from the tip of the
athame and slams into his chest, making him gasp in pain.
A delicious gingerbread man falls to his knees and blood gushes from his eyes,
ears and nose. He gives one final gasp before falling faceward in death.
A delicious gingerbread man has been slain by Merloch.
3012h, 3272m, 3246e, 10p ex-
(Market): Richter says, "Selling large amoutns of empty vials, powerstones,
gems, a few rings, doing forgins..."
3012h, 3272m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Throt grows still and his lips begin to move silently.
3012h, 3272m, 3246e, 10p ex-l

The Path of Nature. (road).
Occasional drops of rain fall to the ground from a sky grey with pregnant
clouds. The road is a treacherous morass of loose rocks, sometimes disappearing
into the granite cliffs of the mountain. Breathing is difficult in the cold,
thin air. Fortunately, the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range do
not often reach up to this height. So high up is this point that the land below
is but a blur of colours. Smiling to herself, a wood nymph stands here.
Pleasantly plump, the mother lounges here smiling. A broken cookie lies here,
smelling delicious. Ceren is here. He wields a glowing powerstone in his left
hand and a twisted metallic wand in his right. Lord Etanru, Grand Autumnal
Magistrate is here. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself. Merloch,
Witch of the Serenwilde is here. He wields a stag and moon tower shield in his
left hand and an athame dagger in his right. Ur'Guard Initiate, Throt is here.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
3012h, 3272m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Ceren picks up the corpse of a delicious gingerbread man.
3012h, 3272m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Merloch looks about himself suspiciously.
3012h, 3272m, 3246e, 10p ex-
With obvious delight, Ceren digs into the corpse of a delicious gingerbread
man, eating only the choicest organs and leaving the rest for the vultures.




----------





A gingerbread man storms in from the south, yelling, "Power to the pastries!".
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-
A delicious gingerbread man mutters and pokes his index finger towards Etanru
and makes a hooking gesture. Invisible energies slam against Etanru, ripping
apart his magical shield of protection.
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-
A delicious gingerbread man wounds Etanru with a glancing cut.
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-l

The Path of Nature. (road).
Occasional drops of rain fall to the ground from a sky grey with pregnant
clouds. The road is a treacherous morass of loose rocks, sometimes disappearing
into the granite cliffs of the mountain. Breathing is difficult in the cold,
thin air. Fortunately, the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range do
not often reach up to this height. So high up is this point that the land below
is but a blur of colours. Smiling to herself, a wood nymph stands here. A
gingerbread man stands here, wielding a licorice spear. Ceren is here. He
wields a glowing powerstone in his left hand and a twisted metallic wand in his
right.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-
A delicious gingerbread man wounds Etanru with a glancing cut.
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-
A wood nymph skips off to the northwest.
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-
With a savage warcry of "Power to the pastries", a gingerbread man storms off
to the northwest.
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Ceren leaves to the northwest.
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-
You see Etanru say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
tell Etanru wind
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-
You tell The soul of Etanru, "Wind."
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-
The soul of Etanru says, "At all."
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-
Marsu Aurendil's voice reverberates, "..."
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-
(Celest): Ceren says, "Etanru down..."
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-"Whoa

You say, "Whoa."
3012h, 3322m, 3246e, 10p ex-l

The Path of Nature. (road).
Occasional drops of rain fall to the ground from a sky grey with pregnant
clouds. The road is a treacherous morass of loose rocks, sometimes disappearing
into the granite cliffs of the mountain. Breathing is difficult in the cold,
thin air. Fortunately, the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range do
not often reach up to this height. So high up is this point that the land below
is but a blur of colours. The soul of Etanru roams the land, bodiless.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
Unknown2005-01-23 02:00:41
Argh. Damn those gingerbread men!
Hazar2005-01-23 02:06:43
...
Shamarah2005-01-23 02:07:27
I seriously have no idea.
Maedhros2005-01-23 02:20:53
Sorry if I sound stupid, but how did Ceren get Carrion? I thought that was a Necromancy-only skill...unless he's a Rogue or something ninja.gif.
Unknown2005-01-23 12:45:22
Power to the pastries! The baked products will rule!
Aebrin2005-01-23 12:51:50
Yeah that carrion skill there makes me think...

is this real?
Shamarah2005-01-23 13:05:06
Yes, this is completely real.

And I think Ceren probably just tried to eat the body (it is a cookie, after all!), and that's the message it gave, for some reason.
Shiri2005-01-23 13:19:00
I wouldn't have thought it was real...but...look at all the random vial sipping...either that or Shamarah has a tonne of time on his hands. tongue.gif
Shamarah2005-01-23 13:33:25
It is real, look at all the random channel spam and such. And you can ask anyone who's in this log (Rhysus, Ceren, Etanru, or Merloch, mainly)
Unknown2005-01-23 14:13:45
*GASP* I WANT TO SEE! Lusternia won't let me connect though, AAAHHH!!!$^@%^!
Kharvik2005-01-23 19:28:04
It's completely true. I was walking around and then...

Etanru has been slain by the might of a delicious gingerbread man.
You see the death occur at the Path of Nature.

Made me laugh out loud.
Shiri2005-01-23 19:33:25
I swear I saw more or less this exact same scenario during both Achaea AND Anarchaea. And then that time D...whatshisface, Liu's ex, managed to get himself aggroed and killed by a bunch of grapes. biggrin.gif
Bricriu2005-01-23 19:40:11
You did see it in both. biggrin.gif POWER TO THE PASTRIES!
Aebrin2005-01-23 22:01:58
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jan 23 2005, 09:33 PM)
I swear I saw more or less this exact same scenario during both Achaea AND Anarchaea. And then that time D...whatshisface, Liu's ex, managed to get himself aggroed and killed by a bunch of grapes. biggrin.gif
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Dae, he was my char's dad. He suicided for some unknown reason.
Shiri2005-01-23 22:03:30
That's the one!
Estarra2005-01-23 23:00:51
Please ignore those pastries. I believe they were created by some insane goddess outside of the realm of Lusternia. How they entered our realm shall forever remain a mystery.

Anyway, I have deleted all trace of their existence (I hope).

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Unknown2005-01-23 23:08:50
...You mean I died and lost experience because of some insane Goddess?!

I demand hugs and kisses.
Unknown2005-01-23 23:27:45
Ugh... Do you have all those extra lines after you type something, Shamarah? I gag them.
Hazar2005-01-23 23:29:15
Insane goddess...not a Goddess of Chaos, surely.

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