If God is omnipotent (that is, can do anything), can He create a stone so heavy that He won't be able to lift it?

Yes

I want Rexali's witty comment.

Assuming the absence of an upper limit for scoring, what is the maximum number of 'doubles' that can be obtained in a winning hand in a single round of 14-tile Mahjong?

No seriously...I really want to know...

The theoretical maximum hand is 252,837,800: East wind goes MahJongg during the east wind round with the following: 4 hidden kongs: East Wind, Red Dragon, White Dragon, Green Dragon; and a pair of other winds. The also have all 8 flowers and seasons. They declaired on a pair, which they drew as the last available tile in the wall. The basic hand scores 186 points, and then has 13 doubles and two quadruples, giving 126,418,900 points. Everyone then pays east double.

Yes, but then He would be able to lift it

There you are.

1. How much time has Shiri spent on the Forums either looking at posts, reading posts, and posting in ratio to the amount of time he spends actually playing?

2. Are imagenary numbers actually an existing number before the problem is worked out, or only some bit of stray thought floating around in the subconcious of some poor sap?

3. Why are some people geniuses and others idiots, if we all came from the same bloodline in accordance with current genetic research.

4. What was the orginal shape of the moon?

5. What is the maxium distance underwater a human skeleton can survive, not neccessarily living mind you, just the structural intergity. Also, what is the maxium height a human skeleton could stand if the body's parts were the same in ratio as a normal human?

6. Did the parasite come first, or the host?

7. If the above has an answer has an answer, then from where did the parasite derive, considering that it needed to evole special skills to feed on a certain being to be a parasite and can not be derived from nothing if answered above.

8. If you know everything, does that mean you know nothing?

9. Is a disagreement between two parties really an agreement to disagree?

10. Will there be cookies and milk when I get home?

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Genetic mutations.

1) Is conduct right because the gods command it, or do the gods command it because it is right?

2) You are in a square room that has a mirror and a table in it, how do you escape?

3) What is the most efficient configuration on a S6G nuclear reactor?

4) How do you get the elastic modulus?

5) Which circle of Dante's hell would you be in if you answered a question here wrong?

6) Are you sure?

Those questions are good Ixion. I like that little trick question you threw in.

How many colors of gluon are there?

Thanks.

Questions for Typhus: 1) How many layers of trick questions did you find?

2) Are the questions are of the trick variety?

Infinite possible layers on some, 4 tricky ones in all.

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a noise?

If a man says something in a forest, and no woman is there to hear it, is he still wrong?


Im going to get mauled.

What is the coded message from Eris ciphered upon page 23 of the Principa Discordia (5th edition)? And what part will it play in the ultimate fate of the universe?

How can i get to Titan without bashing or questing?

What is the number Pie to the 1000000th decimal place?

and

Where did I leave my house keys?

Ah the true answer is that God can't do anything Illogical and it is Illogical to have something so heavy no one can lift it and a person who an lift anything as they cancel each other out.

I would argue that god is innately illogical. Have you ever made a list of all the contradictory scriptures in just the books of the prophets?

God is Chaos, He is a She, Her name is Eris, and she will beat you with a golden apple if you dont get your act together and get hip to the program.

Actually, the answer to the rock question is a simple yes. The restriction of ability is itself a great power.