Death by spam

by Kaervas

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Kaervas2005-02-06 13:57:15
QUOTE
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at
'Beginning of the iron mines'!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to
'Beginning of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
An enormous cavern.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
A passage in the iron mines.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
You can see no further.
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning of the iron
mines' right away!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at
'Beginning of the iron mines'!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at
'Beginning of the iron mines'!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning of the iron
mines' right away!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at
'Beginning of the iron mines'!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning
of the iron mines' right away!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at
'Beginning of the iron mines'!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at
'Beginning of the iron mines'!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning of the iron
mines' right away!"
A plague lord exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning of the iron
mines' right away!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning of the iron
mines' right away!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to
'Beginning of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
A plague lord says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron mines!' Excuse
me, friends."
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning of the iron
mines' right away!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning
of the iron mines' right away!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron mines!' Excuse
me, friends."
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at
'Beginning of the iron mines'!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning of the iron
mines' right away!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
With a snort, an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal patrols off to the northwest.
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning of the iron
mines' right away!"
A plague lord says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron mines!' Excuse
me, friends."
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning
of the iron mines' right away!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
With fury in her eyes, an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal enters from the northwest.
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron mines!' Excuse
me, friends."
A plague lord says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron mines!' Excuse
me, friends."
A plague lord says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron mines!' Excuse
me, friends."
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning
of the iron mines' right away!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
A plague lord exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning of the iron
mines' right away!"
A plague lord says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron mines!' Excuse
me, friends."
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning
of the iron mines' right away!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
A plague lord exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning of the iron
mines' right away!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at
'Beginning of the iron mines'!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron mines!' Excuse
me, friends."
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Beginning
of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
A plague lord says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron mines!' Excuse
me, friends."
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Beginning
of the iron mines'!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to
'Beginning of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
With a snort, an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal patrols off to the northwest.
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at
'Beginning of the iron mines'!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
With fury in her eyes, an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal enters from the northwest.
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
With fury in her eyes, an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal enters from the northwest.
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to
'Beginning of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to
'Beginning of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning
of the iron mines' right away!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning
of the iron mines' right away!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning
of the iron mines' right away!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at
'Beginning of the iron mines'!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron
mines!' Excuse me, friends."
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Beginning
of the iron mines' right away!"
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to
'Beginning of the iron mines.' I heard a scream!"
3783h, 4026m, 3540e, 6p, 19030w exkdb-


All this within about 10 seconds, lagging me to hell in the process.
Shiri2005-02-06 13:59:06
...owwwww. I hate when that happens.
Unknown2005-02-06 15:21:29
Plague Lords have friends? O.o
Typhus2005-02-08 19:31:10
Yeah, their little diseases I think.
Drago2005-02-08 23:12:10
A plague lord says, "I heard a scream at 'Beginning of the iron mines!' Excuse me, friends."

Excuse me? What sort of plague lord asks permission to leave? Stupid guards. We need to teach them bad manners.
QUOTE
A plague lord says, "Someone is screaming at 'Beginning of the iron mines' and its not because of me! Get out of my way!!."
Unknown2005-02-09 00:08:37
QUOTE
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "I hear the sounds of violence at 'Beginning of the Iron Mines.' I'm going to go make them louder!


Like that?
Ixion2005-02-09 00:27:00
QUOTE(Guardian_Shiro @ Feb 6 2005, 10:21 AM)
Plague Lords have friends? O.o
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Unlike a certain Shiro we know. tongue.gif
Unknown2005-02-09 01:02:27
QUOTE(Ixion)
Unlike a certain Shiro we know. tongue.gif


That was a very cruel, inconsiderate comment. closedeyes.gif

I wish I'd thought of it first. angry.gif
Shiri2005-02-09 01:06:52
Oh come on, that was totally random, he wasn't even insulting anyone that time. Or being stupid. At least give him a break when he's being vaguely amusing from a non-sadistic point of view for a change. tongue.gif
Unknown2005-02-09 06:46:02
I love those suggested warcries *snicker*

oh and... I never figured... Magnagora is guarded by girls blink.gif

QUOTE
With fury in her eyes, an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal enters from the northwest.


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Definitely better than our elfen guards over in the Serenwilde... the cheesy ones glare.gif
Daganev2005-02-09 07:07:47
why thank you.

I designed the Ur'guard Marshals. They are Female Taurians. Lord Fain did the comments they say, that wasn't part of the contest.
Typhus2005-02-11 13:34:54
Heh. Nothing wrong with females, they are just as good as males, some times better, sometimes worse, but all around capable of picking up a blade or two and having at it. Heh. I think if everyone looks at all the Iron Realms Guilds they will find most of them are lead by females... Now, we just have to keep Hillary from office.
Summer2005-02-11 14:07:09
QUOTE(David @ Feb 9 2005, 02:46 PM)

oh and... I never figured... Magnagora is guarded by girls  blink.gif
biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

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Jaddddddddddddddddddddd! Look what he said halo.gif
Jadryga2005-02-11 14:54:29
Never play with a pissed off mama bull.