443h, 1857m, 3020e, 10p, 17060en, 13832w exkdbp-
A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
1h, 1857m, 3020e, 10p, 17060en, 13832w exkdbp-stand

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
1h, 1857m, 3020e, 10p, 17060en, 13832w exkdb-
You may eat another sparkleberry.
1h, 1857m, 3020e, 10p, 17060en, 13832w exkdb-outb sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
1h, 1857m, 3020e, 10p, 17060en, 13832w exkdb-drink health
fly

You get 1 sparkleberry from your pocketbelt.
1h, 1857m, 3020e, 10p, 17060en, 13832w exkdb-
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
364h, 2159m, 3020e, 10p, 17060en, 13832w exkdb-
You bleed 159 health.
clot
clot
205h, 2159m, 3020e, 10p, 17060en, 13832w exkdb-clot
clot
clot
clot

You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
761h, 2159m, 3020e, 10p, 17060en, 13832w exkdb-
You stretch out your leathery, bat-like wings to their full length and hurl
yourself into the skies above.

Hah, that is pretty good. Better than 1337, anyway.

...EDIT: Are you sure that's a Haiku? I thought they were 5/7/5.

I don't know, I just found it somewhere.

EDIT: You were right. I've changed it, maybe it is haiku now.
So I'm lame, sue me