Yrael's misfortune

by Murphy

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Murphy2005-02-10 05:39:42
A shimmering, translucent image rises up before you, its darkly gleaming
surface displaying the twisting passages of the Catacombs of Death that
criss-cross beneath the Basin of Life.
6700h, 6900m, 4600e, 10p elrx-
Abomination Yrael, the Shade says, "Pick a village."
6700h, 6900m, 4600e, 10p elrx-
Abomination Yrael, the Shade says, "Any village."
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Acolyte Erion, Apprentice of Nil says, "Delport!"
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Erion snickers softly to himself.
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The eyes of Destridas go briefly out of focus.
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Abomination Yrael, the Shade says, "Delport it is."
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Yrael reaches out and touches the map, and melts effortlessly into the image.
Yrael leaves to the ether.
A hideous archdemon departs, trailing black mist.
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Erion reaches out and touches the map, and melts effortlessly into the image.
Erion leaves to the ether.
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Yrael has been slain by the might of a cavalier of the Light.
6700h, 6900m, 4600e, 10p elrx-
The shimmering map folds up and vanishes into the ether.

Hilarious, really funny. i thought, yrael provides much entertainment
Terenas2005-02-10 05:50:54
QUOTE
6700h, 6900m, 4600e, 10p elrx-


...damn, how the heck do you get that much health and mana at such a low level.
Drago2005-02-10 05:58:28
Sacrifice?

Or Surge+cannibalize I guess.
Murphy2005-02-10 06:02:14
3140h, 2215m, 2500e, 10p elrx-

is my usual prompt. Sacrifice does wonders for your health and mana
Yrael2005-02-10 06:04:57
*Gives one fingered salute*. I'm not on the ball today, I forgot to ghost in.
Yrael2005-02-10 06:41:34
I would like to add something to that one, then:

Leathery wings stretched behind you like a billowing black cape, you dive
downwards and land in a crouch.
Path to Stewartsville.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading north and southwest.
2063h, 1862m, 1817e, 10p, 7125en, 7942w exk-pen

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.
2063h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7125en, 7912w xk-
Dark clouds form overhead, rumbling with thunder and flashing with forks of
lightning.
2063h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7125en, 7912w xk-
Silently floating in from the southwest, a frost hag hovers lazily here.
Silently floating in from the southwest, a frost hag hovers lazily here.
2063h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7135en, 7918w xk-
Silently floating in from the southwest, a frost hag hovers lazily here.
Silently floating in from the southwest, a frost hag hovers lazily here.
2063h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7135en, 7918w xk-
A frost hag flickers with a ghostly light as she searches the area.
Silently floating in from the southwest, a frost hag hovers lazily here.
2063h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7135en, 7918w xk-
A frost hag mutters and pokes her index finger towards you and makes a hooking
gesture. Invisible energies slam against you, ripping apart your magical shield
of protection.
A frost hag glows brightly as she whips around, causing winds crackling with
magic to slam into you.
1697h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7135en, 7918w xk-
You bleed 22 health.
1675h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7135en, 7918w xk-
Silently floating in from the southwest, a frost hag hovers lazily here.
1675h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7135en, 7918w xk-fly

EQUILIBRIUM-UP-MOVE-YOU-BASTARD
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A frost hag flies towards you suddenly, wrapping her arms around you, an
extreme cold blistering your skin as you feel her touch.
Nuts, dirt and stones fly up at you inexplicably, striking you hard in the
face.
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You stretch out your leathery, bat-like wings to their full length and hurl
yourself into the skies above.
Flying above Path to Stewartsville.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Jutting
mounds of earth line the pathway, silent sentinels that block any view except
that to the fore and behind. Several trees are scattered throughout the hills
hiding the entrances to several caves that litter the slopes. The pathway is
well cut although its paving is covered in a bed of needles from nearby trees.
Sneaking in and out of view in one direction lies a gleaming town.
You see exits leading north and southwest.
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A frost hag flies up to your level from below.
A frost hag flies up to your level from below.
934h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7135en, 7918w ek-
A frost hag flies up to your level from below.
A frost hag flies up to your level from below.
A frost hag flies up to your level from below.
934h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7135en, 7918w ek-
A frost hag glows brightly as she whips around, causing winds crackling with
magic to slam into you.
A frost hag stares at you, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at you.
The soundwaves pierce into your very being, weakening you in body.
140h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7135en, 7918w ek-
A frost hag flies up to your level from below.
243h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7145en, 7924w ek-
A frost hag glows brightly as she whips around, causing winds crackling with
magic to slam into you.
You have been slain by a frost hag.
You-died-go-stab-yourself-with-a-fork.
A stalk of faeleaf falls out of your inventory.
0h, 1832m, 1817e, 10p, 7145en, 7924w ex-sw

Stupid guards, I forgot they moved around. dry.gif
Unknown2005-02-10 07:31:55
It seems only Seren guards track to you if you never entered their rooms.
Unknown2005-02-10 07:32:43
Addendum - do any Mag guards fly?
Daganev2005-02-10 07:36:06
no, but I think the invisible ones can pull you down from the sky
Aebrin2005-02-10 15:40:13
ROFL. I personally like Yrael's trigger messages.
Shiri2005-02-10 17:09:29
...Yrael's echos rock, yo. tongue.gif
Typhus2005-02-11 13:24:22
Out of curiousity, why would Magnagoran guards need to fly to protect the city? I'm guessing you mean the villages then, correct?