Veonira2005-02-11 03:58:21
http://www.gizoogle.com/
Careful, you can only search three times an hour, and it has bad words
Lusternia - Age Of Ascension
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Lusternia - Age Of Ascension
Yo poser doesnt appear ta supportjava. pleaze update yo poser or enable java ta use tha achaea javaclient.
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Lusternia - Age Of Ascension
Lusternia, Age of Ascension, is an innovative online text weed-smokin' gizzy fizzle Iron Realms Entertainment, where killa immerse themselves in dynamic ...
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Lusternia - Age Of Ascension
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Lusternia - Age Of Ascension
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Lusternia - Age Of Ascension
Lusternia, Age of Ascension, is an innovative online text weed-smokin' gizzy fizzle Iron Realms Entertainment, where killa immerse themselves in dynamic ...
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Typhus2005-02-11 13:18:08
Heh. Try these.
Iron Realms Entertainment
... Mizzay Valley, CA -- August 27, 2003 -- Iron Realms Entertainment, an award-winn'n California-based developa of massively gangsta games (MMORPGs) announced ...
Iron Realms Entertainment
Iron Realms Entertainment, formerly Achaea LLC, was founded in 1996 by its CEO, Matthew Mihály, wit tha gizzy of produc'n high quality, text-based online ...
Iron Realms Entertainment
Iron Realms Entertainment Interview Saosin, 2003-09-23 ... Enjoy. MMORPGDot so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: Who all currently works fo' Iron Realms Entertainment n whiznat do they do? ..
Iron Realms Entertainment
CEO n Creative Director . Bounce wit me: Matthew Mihály The gangsta of Iron Realms Entertainment, Mizzle holds a degree in politizzles science fizzy Cornell University n is a ...
Iron Realms Entertainment
... Mizzay Valley, CA -- August 27, 2003 -- Iron Realms Entertainment, an award-winn'n California-based developa of massively gangsta games (MMORPGs) announced ...
Iron Realms Entertainment
Iron Realms Entertainment, formerly Achaea LLC, was founded in 1996 by its CEO, Matthew Mihály, wit tha gizzy of produc'n high quality, text-based online ...
Iron Realms Entertainment
Iron Realms Entertainment Interview Saosin, 2003-09-23 ... Enjoy. MMORPGDot so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: Who all currently works fo' Iron Realms Entertainment n whiznat do they do? ..
Iron Realms Entertainment
CEO n Creative Director . Bounce wit me: Matthew Mihály The gangsta of Iron Realms Entertainment, Mizzle holds a degree in politizzles science fizzy Cornell University n is a ...
Aebrin2005-02-11 18:15:33
And for the forums:
Welcome Guest ( Log In | Cracka ) . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherf***in' dome. Lusternia Forums -> Log In n' sh**. The follow'n errors were found: The board adminizzles requires all memba ta log in sho nuff. ...
Welcome Guest ( Log In | Cracka ) . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherf***in' dome. Lusternia Forums -> Log In n' sh**. The follow'n errors were found: The board adminizzles requires all memba ta log in sho nuff. ...
Unknown2005-02-11 21:02:59
ROFLMAO
QUOTE
Welcome ta a site where you can connect wit otha interested in blunt-rollin' both tha joys n tha insanity of writ'n.
Forward Motion is filled wit thugz chillin' at various stages of they playa -- from those who hizzy bizzy repeatedly published ta those mobbin' ta finish they first manuscripts. We have brotha who write in various genres, n thugz work'n on ballin' from multi-book series ta occasional bouts of poetry.
Forward Motion is filled wit thugz chillin' at various stages of they playa -- from those who hizzy bizzy repeatedly published ta those mobbin' ta finish they first manuscripts. We have brotha who write in various genres, n thugz work'n on ballin' from multi-book series ta occasional bouts of poetry.
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Welcome to a site where you can connect with others interested in sharing both the joys and the insanity of writing.
Forward Motion is filled with people working at various stages of their careers -- from those who have been repeatedly published to those trying to finish their first manuscripts. We have members who write in various genres, and people working on everything from multi-book series to occasional bouts of poetry.
Forward Motion is filled with people working at various stages of their careers -- from those who have been repeatedly published to those trying to finish their first manuscripts. We have members who write in various genres, and people working on everything from multi-book series to occasional bouts of poetry.
Veonira2005-02-12 16:22:58
I just realized you can actually translate pages on a site..
"Those dar'n ta pimp tha excit'n fantasy universe of Lusternia will find themselves plunged into a multi-plizzles realm where factions struggle ta amass reservoirs of magical energy simply ta survive. Witin tha Basin of Life, an alien evil has corrupted much of tha land n people, mak'n Lusternia a broken n perilous place . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Wit tha return of those Elda Gods who escaped tha ancient divine wizzars, a new age of uncertainty dawns so i can get mah pimp on. What killa shall nizzle ascend ta dominate tha world's limited resources?
Lusternia: Age of Ascension, tha latest quality online text game releazed by Iron Realms Entertainment, breaks new ground by present'n a dynamic roleplay'n environment thizzat pionea innovative new features, quests n skills . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Lusternia is sure ta challenge experienced motherf***a n delight those new ta tha genre of tizzay worlds with my forty-fo' mag. You may W-to-tha-izzant ta peruse our Frequently asked Questions or J-to-tha-izzump right in n Pizzle Now! "
I bolded my favorite part <3
And then there's something about adders..:
"Corpses of dead baby brotha long thought extinct, showed up in tha cemetery of New Celest. In poser ta repopulate tha species, howeva, required tha combined efforts of New Celest, Magnagora n Serenwilde. Thus fiznar, these three hustla refuse ta cooperate n tha fate of tha playa remain precarious. "
"Those dar'n ta pimp tha excit'n fantasy universe of Lusternia will find themselves plunged into a multi-plizzles realm where factions struggle ta amass reservoirs of magical energy simply ta survive. Witin tha Basin of Life, an alien evil has corrupted much of tha land n people, mak'n Lusternia a broken n perilous place . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Wit tha return of those Elda Gods who escaped tha ancient divine wizzars, a new age of uncertainty dawns so i can get mah pimp on. What killa shall nizzle ascend ta dominate tha world's limited resources?
Lusternia: Age of Ascension, tha latest quality online text game releazed by Iron Realms Entertainment, breaks new ground by present'n a dynamic roleplay'n environment thizzat pionea innovative new features, quests n skills . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Lusternia is sure ta challenge experienced motherf***a n delight those new ta tha genre of tizzay worlds with my forty-fo' mag. You may W-to-tha-izzant ta peruse our Frequently asked Questions or J-to-tha-izzump right in n Pizzle Now! "
I bolded my favorite part <3
And then there's something about adders..:
"Corpses of dead baby brotha long thought extinct, showed up in tha cemetery of New Celest. In poser ta repopulate tha species, howeva, required tha combined efforts of New Celest, Magnagora n Serenwilde. Thus fiznar, these three hustla refuse ta cooperate n tha fate of tha playa remain precarious. "
Unknown2005-02-12 16:40:22
CNN & MONEY magazine combine business N-to-tha-izzews, stiznock quotes & financial market coverage wit personal finance advice, tools & invest'n tips now motherf***ers lemme here ya say hoe.
Unknown2005-02-12 17:55:35
Yeah, I did that with the Imperian page before. I did it in SO many translation. You gotta try it in hick...
Unknown2005-02-12 18:08:06
Muahaha, redneck!
Them darin' t'enter th' excitin' fantasy unyverse of Lesternia will find themselves plunged into a multi-planar realm whar fackshuns struggle t'amass reservoirs of magical inergy simply t'survive. Wifin th' Basin of Life, an alien evil has co'rupped much of th' lan' an' varmints, makin' Lesternia a busted an' perilous place. Wif th' return of them Elder Gods who excaped th' ancient divine wars, a noo age of unsartinty dawns. Whut in tarnation power shall next ascend t'dominate th' wo'ld's limited resources?
Lesternia: Age of Ascenshun, th' latess quality online text game released by Iron Realms Entertainment, busts noo groun' by presentin' a dynamic roleplayin' invironment thet pioneers innovative noo features, quests an' skills. Lesternia is sho'nuff t'challenge experienced gamers an' delight them noo t'th' junre of text wo'lds. Yo' may be hankerin' t'peruse our Frequently axed Quesshuns o' jump right in an' Play Now! Fry mah hide!
Them darin' t'enter th' excitin' fantasy unyverse of Lesternia will find themselves plunged into a multi-planar realm whar fackshuns struggle t'amass reservoirs of magical inergy simply t'survive. Wifin th' Basin of Life, an alien evil has co'rupped much of th' lan' an' varmints, makin' Lesternia a busted an' perilous place. Wif th' return of them Elder Gods who excaped th' ancient divine wars, a noo age of unsartinty dawns. Whut in tarnation power shall next ascend t'dominate th' wo'ld's limited resources?
Lesternia: Age of Ascenshun, th' latess quality online text game released by Iron Realms Entertainment, busts noo groun' by presentin' a dynamic roleplayin' invironment thet pioneers innovative noo features, quests an' skills. Lesternia is sho'nuff t'challenge experienced gamers an' delight them noo t'th' junre of text wo'lds. Yo' may be hankerin' t'peruse our Frequently axed Quesshuns o' jump right in an' Play Now! Fry mah hide!
Typhus2005-02-14 16:56:14
Hahahaha! That... Oh, the pain from laughing, that sounds like my _counsins_! How sad can this get...
Unknown2005-02-15 05:38:30
Here's some different stuff from the website in different translations.
In Jive:
OFFICIAL IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION MLXXIV
We, Empuh'o' Ladantine VII, on dis twenty-dird day uh de mond uh Elohian in de year uh Our Holy Empire five hundred and fo'ty-two, announce dat it be Our Gots'ta and pleasho' man t'proclaim, fo' de sucka's uh de Empire, de unveilin' uh Project Cosmic Hope. Wid de suppo't uh de Impuh'ial Star Council, We do proclaim and o'dain dat da damn Holy Empire shall heretofo'e embark on some Most Holy mission t''spand Our influence upside and beyond da damn Cosmic Planes uh existence t'reach de Supra Plane and dereby furda' empowa' de Empire and Ha' Sucka's t'heal de Basin uh Life. We do hereby beseech de Impuh'ial Protecto'ates uh Gaudiguch, Magnago'a and Hallifax t'offa' aide in dis Most Holy Mission t'Our Ambassado', who be also Our Most Glo'ious Daughter. Ah be baaad...
If Rowena was a moron:
Di of Rowebuhna Niteshade : De Task of Modeh Nite
Summeh Ekinox, Year 542: Sittigg undeh de Great Rabenwood Tree undeh the, uhhh, darkness of Modeh Nite, I contemplate de brite shinigg stars 'n dis Empehor’s latest proclamashun t' plumbeh furdeh into de hibben dimenshuns of our cosmos. Oh, Modeh Nite, what does it mean, duh...uh...? Is it fol dat dose of mortalkind who choose de pad of stone 'n mortar, of buildiggs 'n construcks, duuhhhh, t' allays pursue dis baigglorious lust f' smehts 'n powebuhr, duh...uh...?
Your words continue t' haunt me, uh uh uh, dose words you set upon my tongue as I channelid your wisdom t' the, errr, coben durigg our ekinox ritual. “My gown of dark nite hides many secrets, duuhhhh, secrets dat shudd not be uncobehed. Teach dose who seek t' dwebuhll behind the, uh, the walls of cibilizashun dat dehe are rhydms of de natural cycle. F', lo, dehe are times when it is wise t' lee the, uh, eard unchurned, uh uh uh uh, t' let the, uh uh uh, field be fallow, uh uh uh uh uh uh, not t' drow stones into de placid lake.†And so you left me, uh uh uh, standigg wid my brodehs 'n sistehs, duuhhhh, wid de Crown of Gloriana growigg cold upon my brow, uh uh uh uh uh uh, a bad omen f' the, ERRRR, summeh rites.
I am de High Priestess of de Nite Coben, known f' wisdom 'n kiet refleckion, but Modeh Nite has set an unwantid task upon me. Brennan, my Summeh Kigg 'n High Priest, uh, comf'ts me 'n makes me strong, uh uh, 'n I habe word from our sisteh coben of de Moondass dat dey too habe been chargid to curb de Empire’s rapacious kest f' powebuhr. Habe dey not learnid from deir prebious failure dat drobe de mugwumps from de Balach swamp, duh...uh...?
But will de Empire listen t' the, uh uh uh, forest communes, duh...uh...? So powebuhrful dis Empire has grown, deir nexuses of powebuhr filligg dem wid such strengd 'n such arrogass. But Modeh Nite has giben me my duty 'n I shall not shirk it. Tomorrow I lee t' bisit de great cities of de Empire. And tonite I pray t' Modeh Nite dat dey will listen.
Muahaha. More when I'm not tired.
Guido, should really consider using the dialectizer for one of those log thingies.
In Jive:
OFFICIAL IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION MLXXIV
We, Empuh'o' Ladantine VII, on dis twenty-dird day uh de mond uh Elohian in de year uh Our Holy Empire five hundred and fo'ty-two, announce dat it be Our Gots'ta and pleasho' man t'proclaim, fo' de sucka's uh de Empire, de unveilin' uh Project Cosmic Hope. Wid de suppo't uh de Impuh'ial Star Council, We do proclaim and o'dain dat da damn Holy Empire shall heretofo'e embark on some Most Holy mission t''spand Our influence upside and beyond da damn Cosmic Planes uh existence t'reach de Supra Plane and dereby furda' empowa' de Empire and Ha' Sucka's t'heal de Basin uh Life. We do hereby beseech de Impuh'ial Protecto'ates uh Gaudiguch, Magnago'a and Hallifax t'offa' aide in dis Most Holy Mission t'Our Ambassado', who be also Our Most Glo'ious Daughter. Ah be baaad...
If Rowena was a moron:
Di of Rowebuhna Niteshade : De Task of Modeh Nite
Summeh Ekinox, Year 542: Sittigg undeh de Great Rabenwood Tree undeh the, uhhh, darkness of Modeh Nite, I contemplate de brite shinigg stars 'n dis Empehor’s latest proclamashun t' plumbeh furdeh into de hibben dimenshuns of our cosmos. Oh, Modeh Nite, what does it mean, duh...uh...? Is it fol dat dose of mortalkind who choose de pad of stone 'n mortar, of buildiggs 'n construcks, duuhhhh, t' allays pursue dis baigglorious lust f' smehts 'n powebuhr, duh...uh...?
Your words continue t' haunt me, uh uh uh, dose words you set upon my tongue as I channelid your wisdom t' the, errr, coben durigg our ekinox ritual. “My gown of dark nite hides many secrets, duuhhhh, secrets dat shudd not be uncobehed. Teach dose who seek t' dwebuhll behind the, uh, the walls of cibilizashun dat dehe are rhydms of de natural cycle. F', lo, dehe are times when it is wise t' lee the, uh, eard unchurned, uh uh uh uh, t' let the, uh uh uh, field be fallow, uh uh uh uh uh uh, not t' drow stones into de placid lake.†And so you left me, uh uh uh, standigg wid my brodehs 'n sistehs, duuhhhh, wid de Crown of Gloriana growigg cold upon my brow, uh uh uh uh uh uh, a bad omen f' the, ERRRR, summeh rites.
I am de High Priestess of de Nite Coben, known f' wisdom 'n kiet refleckion, but Modeh Nite has set an unwantid task upon me. Brennan, my Summeh Kigg 'n High Priest, uh, comf'ts me 'n makes me strong, uh uh, 'n I habe word from our sisteh coben of de Moondass dat dey too habe been chargid to curb de Empire’s rapacious kest f' powebuhr. Habe dey not learnid from deir prebious failure dat drobe de mugwumps from de Balach swamp, duh...uh...?
But will de Empire listen t' the, uh uh uh, forest communes, duh...uh...? So powebuhrful dis Empire has grown, deir nexuses of powebuhr filligg dem wid such strengd 'n such arrogass. But Modeh Nite has giben me my duty 'n I shall not shirk it. Tomorrow I lee t' bisit de great cities of de Empire. And tonite I pray t' Modeh Nite dat dey will listen.
Muahaha. More when I'm not tired.
Guido, should really consider using the dialectizer for one of those log thingies.
Richter2005-02-15 06:45:58
Has anyone tried Haxor google? That's been around for a longtime. -izzle.
Unknown2005-02-15 16:31:52
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