You'll see in a minute

Is that a hint to get on, like, right now?

Oh my, you must be really desperate.

The distinct lack of female tae'dae forced this decision upon him, under the guise of roleplay.

I, however, am remaining stoic in the face of adversity, and continuing with operation "seduce Iaknek's fiancee".

Victory.

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You tell Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite, "Excuse me, young lady... you're a
member of Hartstone? And the Serenwilde?"

Amphitrite tells you, "Ah, no you are mistaken sir, for I am a member of the
moondancers of the Serenwilde."

You tell Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite, "Is that so...? Even better..."

Amphitrite tells you, "I forgive you for the case of mistaken identity, it's an
easy one to make."

You tell Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite, "No, no, hold on. Yes, I think you'll
do. Already soft in the head, it would seem..."

You tell Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite, "Ahem, ignore that."

Amphitrite tells you, "Excuse me? Soft in the head was that? I may be young and
somewhat innocent but I do know something of the world."

Amphitrite tells you, "Well... I like to think so anyway."

You tell Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite, "Of course you do. Now tell me, little
lady... would you mind meeting me a bit outside of Magnagora?"

You tell Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite, "I've heard so much about you, and
can't help but wish to meet you."

Amphitrite tells you, "I'm not quite sure of your intentions but hmm, you don't
seem to bad, would you mind if I teleported to you?"

You tell Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite, "Very well."

You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with
motes of bright light.

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Amphitrite comes into view.
She is followed by a wood nymph, the mother, and a sprite.

You nod your head at Amphitrite.

Amphitrite curtseys respectfully before you.

You say, "Now then, before we speak, may I offer you a small token? I like to
think that I am a skilled chef."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Nice to meet you."

You give a little honey cake to Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite.

Amphitrite puts her hands on her hips and goes "Hmmm!"

You say, "Made from ethereal honey. They're quite good."

Amphitrite quickly devours a little honey cake.
Amphitrite licks her lips and suddenly looks very attractive.

Amphitrite rubs her tummy and goes 'mmmmmmmm.'

Amphitrite tells you, "Mmm that was, surprisingly delicious."

Amphitrite gazes at you with love and adoration.

Amphitrite tells you, "You certainly are very talented.."

You say, "I'm glad you enjoyed it... tell me, what did you think of it,
really?"

You smirk.

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Well, to be honest it left me rather
breathless."

Amphitrite puts her hand to her forehead and swoons.

Amphitrite coughs softly.

You say, "Indeed. But was that the cake... or me?"

You smirk.

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Sorry, I don't know what's come over me."

Amphitrite blushes furiously.

Amphitrite gazes deep into the soul of you, her heart in her eyes.

You say, "Is something wrong?"

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Err, no, no, nothing. It's just.."

Amphitrite blushes furiously.

You have emoted: Guido places a hand on your shoulder, sizing you up carefully
with his stern gaze, seeing how you react to touch.

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Tell me fair sir, are you attached
currently?"

You say, "Literally? No."

Amphitrite's lower lip begins to tremble as her eyes fill with heavy tears.

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Dont be cruel sir, you know what I mean."

You say, "Metaphorically? It could be arranged."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "If you have a lady already, then I feel I would die."

Amphitrite coughs softly.

You say, "No worries."

mutter Time for a real test... may this trinket appear to her as the greatest gift a man could give a woman...
You mutter, "Tim. ... a real .est... may this trinke. appear to he. as th.
.rea.... gift a ... .ould ...e a woman..."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Sorry I'm not normally like this, it's just
you seem so different than most men."

You give a pair of leather bracers to Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite.

You say, "Those look very nice, for bracers, don't they?"

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Beautiful."

Amphitrite nods her head emphatically.

look in bottle
A fine whiskey sloshes about in it.

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Are they for me?"

You nod your head sagely.

Amphitrite gives a short gasp of elation.

Amphitrite gives you a compassionate hug.

You have emoted: Guido pushes you away from himself softly.

You say, "Thank you."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Why do you push me away?"

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "I want to be close to you."

Amphitrite blushes furiously.

You say, "Nothing. It pleases me to keep you a bit away, and surely you wish
for me to be pleased?"

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Oh, i'm sorry fair Guido, anything for
you."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Although it hurts me deeply to be pushed
away."

You say, "Don't worry... here, have a drink. I made this as well."

Amphitrite takes a long draught of a fine whiskey.

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Ooh."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "This is good."

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "Why not have a bit more?"

Amphitrite puts her hands on her hips and goes "Hmmm!"

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Well it does have a unique taste, and if
you say so..."

Amphitrite takes a long draught of a fine whiskey.

Amphitrite takes a long draught of a fine whiskey.

You say, "Very good."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Hmm it burngh."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "I mean it burns my throvt."

You say, "Yes, but don't worry, it's my special recipe for... apple juice."

Jack tells you, "Hmm?"

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Its amazing."

You tell Seditionist Jack, Torturer of the Sodality, "Hah, she took it! Hook,
line, and sinker!"

Amphitrite sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, ""I necerr had appplee juicoe tAstn quite
limkE Thhis beffooe.""

Jack tells you, "What?"

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Wwont you have some?"

You tell Seditionist Jack, Torturer of the Sodality, "I've been experimenting
with love potion. Hold on."

You say, "No thank you, I drank a bit earlier and am quite full."

Jack tells you, "Sick bastard.. What do you mean by 'experimenting'?"

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Ah well morb for me."

Amphitrite stumbles drunkenly.

Amphitrite stands up and stretches her arms out wide.

You tell Seditionist Jack, Torturer of the Sodality, "Large doses of love
potion and whiskey. A very interesting combination. We'll both be married
within the hour, I think."

Amphitrite gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Jack tells you, "...You worry me."

You say, "Tell me, my dear..."

Jack tells you, "Who are the lucky gals?"

You tell Seditionist Jack, Torturer of the Sodality, "I'm pulling in Amphitrite
right now."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Ah, the world is ttilting."

You chuckle long and heartily.

You say, "Could it be love?"

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "What mysteeriell have the xates weaved for
*hic* me."

Jack tells you, "For you, or for me..?"

Amphitrite gazes deep into the soul of you, her heart in her eyes.

You tell Seditionist Jack, Torturer of the Sodality, "For me, this one."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "I feeel liKh I never have beforre."

You snicker softly to yourself.

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "And itts al *hic* l Because of yo *hic*
u."

You say, "And I as well. This may seem a bit sudden, but..."

Amphitrite points accusingly at you.

Amphitrite pounces on you, sending you rolling head over heels with her.

Jack tells you, "Excellent... quite excellent."

You get down on one knee and, while holding forth a leather vest, you declare
your eternal love for Amphitrite, and ask her to marry you.

Amphitrite, with a look of utter joy on her face, accepts your proposal of
marriage.

Amphitrite puts her hand to her forehead and swoons.

You tell Seditionist Jack, Torturer of the Sodality, "Hah! Got her!"

Jack gazes at Amphitrite with love and adoration.

Jack tells you, "I can see."

Jack narrows his eyes to thin slits.

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Ah another ish here."

Amphitrite takes a long draught of a fine whiskey.

You say, "Jack, meet the future Mrs. Flagg."

Jack smirks.

You tell Seditionist Jack, Torturer of the Sodality, "Leave! Quick!"

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Hesh not as bequtighl as you my lovve
tcough."

Jack tells you, "Whyfore?"

You tell Seditionist Jack, Torturer of the Sodality, "The potion might have a
residual affect. I don't want her falling for both of us!"

Amphitrite gives a short gasp of elation.

You say, "Don't worry, Jack's quite a scumbag."

Jack tells you, "Ah. Then gone, I am."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Jack, th *hic* is faaij man Guido has
proposEd too ae."

You say, "He's gone now. He likes to be sneaky like that."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "I ddnnt rrealty knoww whats going on."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Except i'm wwith y *hic* ou, thjt is all
that ma *hic* lters."

You say, "Of course, dear."

You cough softly.

You say, "Here, have a sip of this. It will clear up a bit of your... well, it
will ensure that you love no one but me."

give choleric to amph
You give an amethyst vial to Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite.

Amphitrite takes a drink from an amethyst vial.

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "May I have it back?"

Amphitrite sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Amphitrite gives an amethyst vial to you.

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Of courst my heroic anggel."

You say, "Now, how about you scamper back to the Serenwilde for a bit? If
anyone asks any questions, just tell them that you fell madly in love with me.
Nothing more or less. Remember, i'm just a tell away..."

With a flourish of your arm, you bow deeply.

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Oooh eut I sshalll misx you."

Moondust Nurturer, Amphitrite says, "Iif you say so my love buT I mma *hic* kes
my heart ache."

You say, "No worries. It displeases me to know you'll miss me, so just... don't
miss me. That will be best."

You wave goodbye.

You pat Amphitrite in a friendly manner.

Amphitrite waves goodbye.

Buahahahahaha. If Etain wasn't running off with Tirenae I would almost have to volunteer too, that was hilarious. Now, KILL HIM AMPHITRITE!

We still need someone for Jack, by the way. He has the cake and we're ready.

I wonder if the similiarty in name to Aphrodite is on purpose

Amphitrite is from Greek mythology, but I believe she was a goddess or queen of the sea.

I like Amphitrite, nice girl. And I'd just like to say kudos to Guido for instigating more insanity.

Uh, kinda lost it.

One of the nereids, wife of Poseidon. I thought it was also the name of a semi-precious gemstone too...

wow, so crazy it worked..

Heh fun for all.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Wow, that whiskey must be some strong stuff... Cause dayum, Guido is one fugly bear.

Maybe it was a case of flattery may well get you everywhere?

And everyone knows that curiosity killed the cat..

Or maybe it was a blatant lie

Priceless. Guido just keeps this game entertaining.

Was anyone else disturbed by that, considering how innocent the little Amphitrite seemed at first?