doesn't

Is wonderfully clever in his posts.

Has a weird accent.

(With reference to: Maude-er-eh-tor)

has a flowery avatar.

Has some freaky mutant blob for an avatar. Which is probably neopets related. 'cause he's like that.

Is one of the few I actually know enough to post something on (without stating the obvious).

Still has a flowery avatar.

And yes, my avatar is from neopets, it's called a Filament. The site annoys me now, but I like that picture because it looks funny. (It's a sort of lightbulb/fish, by the way.)

The cause of a change of the avatar

Has the name of a season.











Zaltan is lame.

Has a signature that looks like the sky is on fire in it.

Needs to correct his signature to account for Isntinuse.

Has no life.

Has good siggy quotes.

DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME BEING A NEWBIE OR DIE.

...(irl. I can't kill you IG if I'm a newbie.)

Has another neopets avatar!

Girlfriend's name is Sarah and likes Ham.










Zaltan is lame.

Is a bringer of pandemonium. Or... something like that.

Is annoying with raising Marilynth.

Bringer of Pandemonium? Ooh, I like that, I'm going to use that for my title, and the d'Murani manse is called Pandemonium...

Is mean

Just figured that out.

Is annoying with attacking me when I'm being completely harmless. Like when I'm fighting Ladantine.

By the way, weren't the Bringers of Pandemonium some clan you made in Aetolia? That's what I was referencing.