Ninjaed me before I could even post

Is unaware of what ninja'ing actually is.

Is right. Should explain it.

is asking me something I can't do, because that would break the rules of the thread.

*escape*

Is making excuses!

*tackle*

Likes flowers, but not the smell of flowers.

Wants a synthetic flower bouquet.

Is wrong. I hate fake flowers too.

Her name is Summer, but her favorite season is winter... cooooold, desolate and white winters were all flowers are dead. Summer is a florist's worst enemy.

May be overestimating Summer's sadism somewhat. What about Autumn, where they're all dying, but not dead yet?

(And no, I am NOT making excuses! Hah!)

Is making excuses

How about summer when the flowers are fruits?

Is making excuses herself!...somehow!

('cause I'm sure as heck not! )

Summer hates all plantlife.

Is wrong. I love plants.

has trouble seeing the obvious (ie. what ninja-ing is... it's really not hard to infer even if you have no clue what a ninja is)

Brings up the unimaginably, but sadly occasionally evident, scenario of someone not knowing what a ninja is.

Ingrid says, "They're like...a Japanese sword guy."
My mum says, "One of those turtle things?"
My brother says, "Isn't that like a vase?"

...*cry*

Is under my chair, right now, watching me. Waiting for his chance.

just kicked me in the face, damnit. >_< Er...no, I didn't say that. I'M NOT HERE. I MEAN THERE.

Can't be there, since he's a FILTHY LEGLESS ARMLESS NON-MOVING BOT.

Obviously didn't listen last time when I said I was made of stainless steel and am NOT filthy.

Unless I am just imagining saying that, which is all too possible, of course.

Is very correct.

On the second statement, naturally.