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Yeesh..

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Please don't design that, for the sake of any woman who is captured by the Celestians.

Didn't you know? Rhysus' dark secret. He lusts over Nifilhema.

Inquisition time.

No I do not think you need one of those, not unless I can have an item that is named penis mangler.

Ye gods, no, no no no.

But.. maybe the some of the married couples would like some marital aides?

How would mangling a male's genital be helping a married coupled?

With Ialie, you just don't ask.

oww.. ... oww..

The pear could be a marital aide. Just think of all those Igasho/Faeling or Tae'dae/Furrikin couples that could benefit from a quick twist...

No Rhysus... no.. no.. and no...

Somehow, my sick mind found at least 3 marital aide uses for... the curious object Ialie speaks about.
Great, now my brain is dead, just like Shiri's two days ago.

Please, someone think of a normal item for Richter to use. For example, a frying pan.

a walking cane.

Ooohhh I could be spanked with a frying pan and a cane while......



but seriously.. INSTRUMENTS!

Thanks, I'll keep frying pan in mind. Five iron, blunt weapon, something like that.

Rhysus... no.

Ialie... you're almost family, as you're engaged to my godson. Also, no.

Didn't we have another thread for instruments?

Anyway, I don't think a walking cane is actually needed, seeing as no Lusternians are actually older than 50 at the moment, besides the Immortals of course. It would be nice to have RP items for the trade skills though, a normal steel hammer for example (not the artifact one) that you have to wield while forging, doesn't provide any benefits, but just for RP reasons.

Cane added to message I'm sending tonight.