Is it just me, or do the chickens seem to be a little more..active..in the last day or two? I mean, I know they used to jump out of your hand, but it seems like they've gotten a lot better at escaping now. Just a random observation, that.

Maybe the chickens can sense evil now...

Yea. And I lose a chicken every 2 minutes or so, exactly.

Oh..with me it was more about every two or three seconds, literally. I'd Acquisitio them, and they'd hop out of my hand before I'd realize they were even there. Or maybe there were just too many to count.

Well, some chickens hop out of your hands right after you pick them up. Some you can hold onto for awhile. It's just all luck I guess.

Try choking it.

I wonder if they can jump out of your hand if you cut off their wings and feet.

Yes. I am cruel to animals.

Especially to my little brother.

You're dirty, I like you.

i found a chicken on water plane...but that has nothing to dowith them running away

Maybe it was a sea-chicken

like the underwater rockeaters?

They can't all be escaping.

You quickly devour a leg of roasted chicken.
The flesh of the chicken is juicy and tender, and the flavorful skin tastes
delicious.

2 minutes or so, exactly..

So do you mean two minutes or so, or 2 minutes exactly? Nice self-contradiction

Pff, it's not a contradiction.

It's EXACTLY two minutes or so. So for example it IS NOT outside a margin of 20 seconds either way. Or whatever.

i thought we were arguing about chickens not peoples grammar..