Oxymorons

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Typhus2005-03-07 19:19:27
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Bush can go anyone he wants, regardless of whatever his IQ is. His dad and so forth went to that school, so there is lineage. His dad was president, which is good advertising for the school, so there is image. He isn't mentally retarded, so he could be considered. And his family runs quite a few profitable donations and scholorships through the school. I also believe his average was a lower C... So he wasn't either a genius, or a hard worker.
Unknown2005-03-07 19:25:11
I have to interject here, the Bush having a 90 IQ thing is completly off. Ok, so he's said some dumb things.,.. well a lot of dumb things, but when I speak to a group of people, or to a tv screen I get fing nervous and mess up my words sometimes. Its not JUST that, but even if he has a high IQ, that DOESN'T mean that Cheney is not controlling him... The only person I would rather not be president besides bush, is Cheney. Cheney must die. He is controlling, and has made an intelligent man look dumb and useless.

Oh and another thing. A lot of democrats say that Kerry wasn't a good choice, they just needed someone other than Bush. THEN WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU ALL VOTE FOR ONE OF THE OTHER 15 DEMOCRATIC CANDIDITATES?????????????
Silvanus2005-03-07 19:29:45
Typhus. Bush was 52 in year 2000. His Dad was President in 1988. To use the argument that he got into said College because his dad was President would mean that he went to college when he was 40 years old.

When Bush Jr. went to college, Bush Sr. was just a businessman.
Typhus2005-03-07 19:32:26
Bah, I retract that statement. Was tired and wasn't thinking. You were right. However, Bush was a _profitable_ businessman, and as we know, those with the means usually get their way.
Silvanus2005-03-07 19:34:08
My parents happen to be rich.

I didn't get into high profile schools.
Typhus2005-03-07 19:35:13
Did you make an effort to? It isn't your way if you don't want it to be.
celahir2005-03-08 13:35:19
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Buho2005-03-08 14:32:36
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Unknown2005-03-08 19:15:57
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Daganev2005-03-08 20:02:29
Funny oxymorons



Oxymoron... Its neither stupid nor does it clean your face. Oh wait, it is stupid.
Unknown2005-03-08 20:17:05
Fox News: Fair and Balanced.
Daganev2005-03-09 07:36:25
Just heard this on tv and had to add it to the forum:


"Daily Show" Report.

(apparently some people STILL don't realize that hte daily show is FAKE news)
Alger2005-03-09 09:20:59
you can get high on tests even though your IQ is low... Actually Higher your IQ the greater your tendency to become a slacker. You understand things faster than most people and so you become bored and youll tend to put things off till the last minute since you know you can do these things. Couple it up with a lot of bad habits and you have your classic under-achiever. So many of those here smile.gif

and i agree with dag about oxymorons

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Summer2005-03-09 10:24:21
QUOTE(Alger @ Mar 9 2005, 05:20 PM)
you can get high on tests even though your IQ is low... Actually Higher your IQ the greater your tendency to become a slacker.  You understand things faster than most people and so you become bored and youll tend to put things off till the last minute since you know you can do these things.  Couple it up with a lot of bad habits and you have your classic under-achiever.  So many of those here smile.gif

*shifty* We just like to play text games. tongue.gif
Unknown2005-03-09 12:15:50
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apparently some people STILL don't realize that hte daily show is FAKE news


Not so much fake as satirical.
Daganev2005-03-09 12:26:02
no... fake. He states it over and over and over again. Fake as in, he makes stuff up because he thinks it would be funny. Its a comedy show, on comedy central. Even the interviews aren't done on the day they make it seem like its done.

All those people on the net who say things like "looks like the daily show was the first to break the news ... Again" are just morons and idiots.
Shoshana2005-03-09 12:31:39
QUOTE(Alger @ Mar 9 2005, 05:20 PM)
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Unknown2005-03-09 15:47:06
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no... fake. He states it over and over and over again. Fake as in, he makes stuff up because he thinks it would be funny. Its a comedy show, on comedy central. Even the interviews aren't done on the day they make it seem like its done.


It's still satire and very well done satire.

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All those people on the net who say things like "looks like the daily show was the first to break the news ... Again" are just morons and idiots.


Much like those who think Fox news is fair and balanced. wink.gif
Unknown2005-03-09 15:56:26
QUOTE(Silvanus @ Mar 5 2005, 03:42 PM)
You know Gaetele.. that Bush graduated from Harvard (I think), right? I highly doubt you are smarter then him, I highly doubt he is as stupid as everyone says he is.

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It's Yale, and while the 90 IQ is an urban legend, he's definitely no genius mind. I would, however, be interested in hearing Bush's SAT scores.
Unknown2005-03-09 15:59:58
"The Washington Post reported President Bush's SAT total at 1206: 566 Verbal, 640 Math, with mixed grades as low as 71"

http://www.geocities.com/dcjarviks/Idler/vIIIn28.html

So no dummy, but no genius. Granted, SAT became easier over the years, but I got 1130 SAT (560/570) at 12 yrs old, 34 ACT (34/30/35/35) at 16, and 1430 SAT (690/740) at 17 without studying. Calling Bush a genius would make me.... (and I'm no genius).