Take all your favorite things about girls/guys, and put them all together in one person. Like...

If there was a perfect girl she be asian, with red hair, a british accent, blue/green eyes, and large... tracts of land.

All of those together are quite odd. Which makes this game, well... I don't know about fun, but interesting!

P.S. This is very strange for me to post something trivial/sophmoric like this, but I'm bored.

Male
Funny
Intelligent/nerdy
Sensitive
Caring



I don't know .. I'm not that picky...

Um.

Has eyes he can be blind. He just needs eyes. Eyeless people freak me out.

Um, the person would have... a skunk avatar, uuuum, er, be english, um, er, would spend excessive time on forums, er, spam a lot, and be a ShiriBot.

OOOOoh in that case!

Mine would have to be be a coder
Has a monkey in their avatar
and
Never sleeps!

*points at self*

You are a guy?

I think I should add to that list 21+ so people don't think I have the Jacskon complex

*strangles Ialie* YES! Godamnit just because I have an -a- at the end of my name!

Umm will also add to that list.

Someone who doesn't abuse me.

Anything that breathes, is female, within a 15 year bracket of my age (well 4 years below since im about to hit 22), has a face that doesn't scare babies (I once dated someone who did and its not an experience I would like to repeat) and a body that doesn't threaten to crush me if she slips (same female that I talked about before).

Anyway. Yup. Your desc kinda matches me (minus nerdy). 'Cept I'm 15. So probably a little young for you.

Picture of how I picture the perfect woman

click here

Warning, adult image.

Oh dear. You put an adult image in that isn't actually adult, you set off Ialie. God knows whats coming now.

OOOh Its Ashley Olsen!!

All of that describes me too, except I hide it all under an exterior that scares people away before they get to know me. In general the few people I have let through (of either sex - wether just as mates or an actual relationship) were all worth it and I came out of the relationships a better person - but the few failures were pretty horrendous and scarred me beyond belief, even if I did come through the fire a wiser person. I think that makes sense, kind of, so I am going to stick with it.

You DO think everyone looks like someone famous.
:rofl:

Babies hate me.. guess I'm out.

Aw..I have a specific person in mind. Someone who..

-has brown hair
-is probably a few years older than me (so right now that would be 20-21ish)
-is pale or normal skin color (not that I don't like tans..just..don't prefer them)
-isn't stick skinny, but not real buff. A little chub never hurts , just as long as I'm smaller than them so they can snuggle me and overtake me in hugs.
-has nice arms, not REALLY muscular but...I like strong arms, especially forearms. I don't really know why.
-is fun and likes to do spontaneous things, and is goofy.
-is intelligent, or at least able to have a nice conversation
-is obsessed with spiderman, in a cute way (okay, that was a total reference to someone >_<)
-isn't -too- friendly to the point of being girly. I like nice guys, but they should be tough too.
-tall, or at least taller than me
-has a nice smile

I could go on, but I'll stop there.

Well hell, no wonder I've never had a relationship for more than a few days. I'm so damn picky.

I forgot to add that I LOVE accents, really of any kind. If someone has an accent, they're immediately cuter. And I also sometimes like piercings in the ears for a guy, depending on what they look like though. Oh, and they have to like good music, or at least like listening to music a lot and going to concerts. And I love t-shirts on guys, not too tight but...kind of baggy. Not that I don't like button downs but..I'm more casual myself usually...

Shoot, I'll stop myself again.

I'd post mine but if my friends saw it they'd tear me limb from limb.

You have described me perfectly. how odd.