Murphy2005-03-10 03:24:18
That is the funniest thing i have EVER read. EVER. That is all.
stagar2005-03-10 04:14:11
OMG...I can't stop laughing, but Guido..you told me you were going to put me in the story where you, me and visaeris destory the world...see, now i'm wishing I had NOT corrected you and said "no, i'm not a crow damnit" I should have just noded..and smiled. Damn, my 15 minutes of fame are destroyed
Nayl2005-03-10 05:02:32
I agree with Murphy
Triple Thumbs up Guido
Don't ask how
Triple Thumbs up Guido
Don't ask how
Alef2005-03-10 17:22:20
QUOTE
Ethelon is here, and no doubt his stupid angel is too. God I hate that angel!
I love smileys.
Desdemona2005-03-10 17:37:24
Someone misses Visaeris? 
Very entertaining story, Guido.
Thanks for the small peek into your Lusternian dreamworld.
Very entertaining story, Guido.
Thanks for the small peek into your Lusternian dreamworld.
Erion2005-03-10 17:54:19
That's kick ass. I got a death line.
Jalain2005-03-10 18:14:11
Guido is the Lusternia Monty Python.
One day, you have to team up with an animator or comic artist and put some vision to your stuff!
One day, you have to team up with an animator or comic artist and put some vision to your stuff!
Typhus2005-03-10 19:33:20
Heh... We will rue the day...
Richter2005-05-04 20:08:13
This is one of the best ones, so... BUMP.
Okay, I'll stop now.
Okay, I'll stop now.
Soll2005-05-04 20:08:43
The best one
Manjanaia2005-05-04 20:18:02
Yes!!!! The one with the Gregori misses!
Accalia2007-04-01 00:50:10
QUOTE(Guido Flagg @ Mar 9 2005, 06:25 PM) 69730
The tidal wave of lightning sweeps through Lusternia, punctering holes in reality and rending through every plane. The land burns, the oceans boil, and the skies are torn asunder as the atmosphere comes apart. The planes rush into eachother, the elements mixing and exploding, and for one second all of Lusternia is one. Then it is none.
Estarra has been killed by The Storm.
Lacostian has been killed by The Storm.
Roark has been killed by The Storm.
Isune has been killed by The Storm.
Lisaera has been killed by The Storm.
Auseklis has been killed by The Storm.
Raezon has been killed by The Storm.
Terentia has been killed by The Storm.
Fain has been killed by The Storm.
Riyo has been killed by The Storm.
Visaeris has been killed by The Storm.
Richter has been killed by The Storm.
Erion has been killed by The Storm.
Buho has been killed by The Storm.
Gregori has been killed by The Storm.
Daevos has been killed by The Storm.
Rhysus has been killed by The Storm.
Elaria has been killed by The Storm.
Ethelon has been killed by The Storm.
Munsia has been killed by The Storm.
Shiro has been killed by The Storm.
Annelia has been killed by The Storm.
Accalia has been killed by The Storm.
Laysus has been killed by The Storm.
Silvanushas been killed by The Storm.
You have been killed by The Storm.
All others have been slain by The Storm.
0h, 0m, 0e, 0p ex-
pray for salvation
There are no Fates to pray to.
0h, 0m, 0e, 0p ex-
The last of your soul dwindles away into the void. All is lost.
GAME OVER! THANKS FOR PLAYING!
If you're reading this message, we REALLY fucked something up! - Roark and Buho.
Estarra has been killed by The Storm.
Lacostian has been killed by The Storm.
Roark has been killed by The Storm.
Isune has been killed by The Storm.
Lisaera has been killed by The Storm.
Auseklis has been killed by The Storm.
Raezon has been killed by The Storm.
Terentia has been killed by The Storm.
Fain has been killed by The Storm.
Riyo has been killed by The Storm.
Visaeris has been killed by The Storm.
Richter has been killed by The Storm.
Erion has been killed by The Storm.
Buho has been killed by The Storm.
Gregori has been killed by The Storm.
Daevos has been killed by The Storm.
Rhysus has been killed by The Storm.
Elaria has been killed by The Storm.
Ethelon has been killed by The Storm.
Munsia has been killed by The Storm.
Shiro has been killed by The Storm.
Annelia has been killed by The Storm.
Accalia has been killed by The Storm.
Laysus has been killed by The Storm.
Silvanushas been killed by The Storm.
You have been killed by The Storm.
All others have been slain by The Storm.
0h, 0m, 0e, 0p ex-
pray for salvation
There are no Fates to pray to.
0h, 0m, 0e, 0p ex-
The last of your soul dwindles away into the void. All is lost.
GAME OVER! THANKS FOR PLAYING!
If you're reading this message, we REALLY fucked something up! - Roark and Buho.
Hilarious!
Edit
Erm just realized how old this thread is (searched for something and ended up reading)
Still funny though!
Clise2007-04-01 02:53:25
Damn evil necro
Asarnil2007-04-01 03:33:22
There isn't really a way you can have an evil necro of one of Guido's old posts like this - they were all quality.
Aiakon2007-04-01 10:20:52
I never had the opportunity to read that. I lol.
Verithrax2007-04-01 10:33:13
...in hindsight, it's eerily precognitive.
Neerth2007-04-01 23:07:19
I really miss how the Lusternia parser used to make "corrections" to your sentence structure. That was before They took out the MS Word virus code from Rapture, I hear.
QUOTE(Guido Flagg @ Mar 9 2005, 04:25 PM) 69730
tell gregori That dosen't even make sense, so silence your growls, beast.
You tell Ethereal Guardian, Gregori, "That doesn't even make sense. Silence yourself, beast."
You tell Ethereal Guardian, Gregori, "That doesn't even make sense. Silence yourself, beast."
Anarias2007-04-02 00:55:47
Yeah, still as great today as it was when first posted.
Unknown2007-04-03 21:55:03
damn how'd I miss it!
Athana yells, "HADOKEN!!!!!"
You have been slain by Athana.
0h, 1788m, 2652e, 10p ex-
YEAH!
Athana yells, "HADOKEN!!!!!"
You have been slain by Athana.
0h, 1788m, 2652e, 10p ex-
YEAH!
