I edited out all the clan channels and stat lines here, since it was just talking really.

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You say to Brennan, "Alright. I've paid my fine, I've got the cloak, now speak."

You tap your foot impatiently.

You say to Brennan, "Come on now, you can do it. Tell me what I need to know."

You say, "Gah."

Brennan utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You blink.

You say to Brennan, "That was quick. Anyway..."

You say, "I need to know what to do now. I've lived here over ten years now, and the time is right for everything to come to fruition. Tell me what I need to know, and none of that yearning crap, aye?"

Brennan Stormcrow says, "What do you wish to know, Richter?"

You shuffle your feet uneasilly.

You say, "Besides taking over the world, what can I do to make things progress? I sense disaster but moments away. I have a few ideas, but I thought you could help."

Brennan Stormcrow says, "You know what you must do."

You say, "No... actually, I... don't."

You raise an eyebrow questioningly.

You say, "What in Nil should I be doing? I can't raise crow, everyone has turned on me, and life has no point anymore. I need a direction."

Brennan smirks.

Brennan Stormcrow says, "Up."

You say, "Funny man."

Brennan Stormcrow says, "Your direction is up."

You say, "Well, it was. Crow used to be up from here, but what are you talking about?"

Brennan Stormcrow says, "We yearn for it."

You scream agonizingly.

You say, "I just can't win, can I?"

(Here I spiritbond monkey, go up, fall, restore limbs, go up, get blown out again, finally go up, cling, grab the box that's there, and bring it back)

You showoff a plain black box for all to see.

Brennan rubs his hands together evilly.

You raise an eyebrow questioningly.

Brennan Stormcrow says, "This is just what we need. When we triumph, we will use this box here."

You say, "I don't suppose it's a box of evil, is it?"

Brennan Stormcrow says, "No..."

Brennan Stormcrow says, "But with this power, you can rule the world, destroy your foes, and create new allies. Give it here."

You say, "Psh, no way old dude."

Brennan Stormcrow says, "Very well. Open it if you dare, mortal."

You shrug helplessly.

You open a plain black box.

You look into a plain black box and see 2 party hats.

You blink.

Brennan Stormcrow says, "HAPPY APRIL FOOLS. See you can wear one, and like, I can wear one too, and when Glomdoring comes out, we'll be like, omfg, GLOMDORING PARTY HATS!"

*heartstop*

Thats fake.

Seeing as how when brennan talks, its with Stormcrow after his name.

Is it... real?

That is just AWESOME. but for some reason I do not think thats a real log.

Heh, good one.

And because Brennan doesn't talk to anyone without the faethered cloak - and the egg count is the exact same as it was before.

That was your -first- indication Silvanus?

Edit: Well, I suppose that would be the first, but I'm suprised you brought that point up, instead of, you know, Brennan talking about April Fools?

Hehehe. But, it's funny anyway. Happy April Fools to you, too.

Either way, it is great.

Ha... you went in and added Stormcrow in his name. But, you don't say to Brennan Stormcrow, you say to Brennan. And Brennan Stormcrow doesn't laugh, Brennan laughs.

I thought if you did these things after Noon you were the fool. Isn't it like half 12 there, Richter? Or are you far west coast?

Gah, I did it without use of the game. I'm at work.

CHEATER!

I don't know about the afternoon thing, but it's 10:41 am here.

It's Richter's April Fools to all of us, not cheating. Now all we need is Shiri to spam out the internet about a new Iron Realms game that just opened, or about how Shiro opened up the seal on Kethru, or something...

Oh, I misjudged the timezone thing. You're safe then.

Safe?