A few people have mentioned the lack of fights so I thought I would SPICE THINGS UP A BIT WITH THIS BABY. Because, really, it's that great. Boy do I love trying to play this game boy is it SO GREAT. Yeah guys let's move PK from prime to other planes so whores like these whores have an excuse to FIGHT PEOPLE WHO TRY TO KILL GOATS. Boy is that the best idea or what!

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
light pipe32755
light pipe29419
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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Narsrim begins to sing an enchanting song.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a pixie.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a sprite.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a wood
nymph.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps the mother.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a brownie.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a sylph.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a
pigwidgeon.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a banshee.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a pooka.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a willowisp.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps the crone.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
stand
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You are not fallen or kneeling.
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Along a jagged iron pipe.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. There are 2 large wall of ices
here.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
3905h, 2442m, 3612e, 5p, 20200en, 11022w ex-smite up narsrim
smite up narsrim

Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away.
Letting a tormented spectre flail droop, you suddenly heave it up at Narsrim.
You smite him on the right leg, leaving only a red welt.
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Letting a tormented spectre flail droop, you suddenly heave it up at Narsrim.
You smite him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
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The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon
you.
4260h, 2532m, 3396e, 10p, 20143en, 11028w ex-envenom 25787 with charybdon
envenom 32952 with charybdon

You rub some charybdon on a tormented spectre flail.
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Narsrim gets a disappointed look on his face.
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You rub some charybdon on a tormented spectre flail.
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A stainless steel goat clatters in from the southwest.
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Narsrim jerks slightly as the air fills with sparkling motes of bright light.
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Along a jagged iron pipe.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. There are 2 large wall of ices
here. A stainless steel goat stands here, chewing on a piece of metal.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
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A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
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A brownie runs up and tickles your sides.
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With a slow, jerking dance, Narsrim points at you and lowers his arms, and you
drink quicksilver
feel the world about you slow.
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You have recovered balance on your right arm.
stand
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You have recovered balance on your legs.
stand
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
stand
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A banshee stares at you, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at you. The
soundwaves pierce into your very being, weakening you in both body and mind.
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A wall blocks your way.
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You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
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You are not fallen or kneeling.
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You are not fallen or kneeling.
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You are not fallen or kneeling.
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A stainless steel goat rears up on its hind legs and brings its metallic hooves
down upon you, knocking you to the ground.
4260h, 2532m, 3396e, 10p, 20143en, 11034w ep-intimidate narsrim

A stainless steel goat clatters in from the southwest.
A stainless steel goat clatters in from the southwest.
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You must regain balance first.
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You bleed 69 health.
clot
clot
clot
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
stand
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A stainless steel goat rears up on its hind legs and brings its metallic hooves
down upon you, knocking you to the ground.
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You must possess balance in order to do that.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
stand
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You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
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A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
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You feel your will manipulated by a pooka.
You focus your mind on your motor skills but find you are already mobile.
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With a slow, jerking dance, Narsrim points at you and lowers his arms, and you
drink quicksilver
feel the world about you slow.
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You move sluggishly into action.
drink phlegmatic
Hmm... use your -----, maybe! F_CKING DUH
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You move sluggishly into action.
drink phlegmatic
Hmm... use your -----, maybe! F_CKING DUH
4260h, 2532m, 3396e, 10p, 20143en, 10929w ex-
You move sluggishly into action.
drink phlegmatic
Hmm... use your -----, maybe! F_CKING DUH
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A stainless steel goat rears up on its hind legs and brings its metallic hooves
down upon you, knocking you to the ground.
Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at you.
You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.
wake
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You move sluggishly into action.
drink phlegmatic
Hmm... use your -----, maybe! F_CKING DUH
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You move sluggishly into action.
drink phlegmatic
Hmm... use your -----, maybe! F_CKING DUH
4260h, 2532m, 3396e, 10p, 20143en, 10929w ep-Triggers off

You move sluggishly into action.
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Tiny tremours spread through your body as the world seems to slow down.
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Ceres razes your speed defence with a tae'dae bearclaw flail.
4260h, 2532m, 3396e, 10p, 20143en, 10929w ep-drink phlegmatic

You move sluggishly into action.
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Ceres whips a tae'dae bearclaw flail through the air in front of you, to no
effect.
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You move sluggishly into action.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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You are in a dead run across a grassy moorland through low, grey mist, almost
flying on the dank breeze. Ahead of you is a dark, black cloud of squirming and
writhing whisps, looming ominously above. From behind, huge beings with single,
burning eyes charge towards you, their enormous weapons held high. As you are
chased into the cloud, you disconcertingly find your skin and flesh dissolving
and merging with the ground below.
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You move sluggishly into action.
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A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
You are jerked awake by the pain.
A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
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You take a drink from a ruby vial.
You return to the normal timestream.
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You bleed 187 health.
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With a focused look, Ceres strikes at you with a tae'dae bearclaw flail. Your
head whips back from the force of the blow.
The final blow is too much for you, and you fall to the floor a broken, bloody
mess.
You have been slain by Ceres.

Right, I guess 23 angry faces are too many. I'm not quite as mad now anyway.

Judging from your ex- prompt, it would seem you weren't fully deffed up and prepared for such an incident. Even if no one is coming for you, I'd say it's still a good idea to put up lots of defenses on the Astral plane. Kafe, for example.

You should of guessed you had recklessness

Lil hint of recklessness.
And a tip: unless your a bajillion percent sure you'll win when you get jumped,

Damnit guys, I know all that. I'd already died twice after running my ass off, but I was ice-walled in and no one would come get me from Astral, or give me a teleport target. It was very disheartening. I just felt like posting it somewhere. Also that's why I had no defences.

Do you honestly think I was trying to fight? I mean really, what could I do? I'm mind-numbingly slow and I don't do that much damage. I'm betting my one attack did about 600. I was aware I had recklessness, but why the hell would I cure it? I was stuck in the room, so unless I killed Ceres and Narsrim (and probably Shiro, because obviously Narsrim needed help to kill me, especially Shiro's help. In fact, I don't see how he could have done it without him.) there was no christing way to leave alive.

I really really really wish I had heartstop. God that would have been so nice. As soon as he put up the second icewall - heartstop!

I feel bad now

But, Ceres doesn't. Rakor's all Tainted and evil and stuff.

People that PK while people are bashing are griefers in my book. Unless you did something right before to tick him off.

Evil for what, killing demon goats? No, that's not evil. Evil is killing cute things like bunnies and kittens and puppies and then bragging about it.

The whole 'tainted = evil' mindset gets old. Is it because there is no Mhaldor, everyone just assumes Lusternia has to have an evil city and chooses Magnagora?

If you're determined to jump people on Astral (I hate you so much god damnit I'm just killing these stupid goats) at least make an attempt to do it alone. Without Narsrim, in my opinion, it would have been much more interesting.

Richter, I didn't make contact with him at all. I was healing up from attacking a goat and he arrives with Shiro.
I don't bother other people on Astral - people go there to bash, I don't see why I should disturb them. I'm up there for the same reason.

Well...much as I sympathise with you if you're innocent, I really don't know why people are trying to give off this "Astral is a bashing ground, it's sacred, no violence there" impression.

I mean, you're not wanted to PK on the prime.
And no one goes any plane apart from Astral for any period of time longer than 10 minutes.
And it's neutral territory.
So what ELSE are you supposed to do?

If karma wasn't as it is, I'd pk on Prime.

But then, I guess that's the idea of it.

...bash?

I would head to astral, but the mobs there kill me before the people can.

Torak.. you are a Viscanti and Nihilist.. that's the darn second best class/race combination for bashing..

Just use your skills right, i was able to hunt Astral -without- sipping or sparkle as Nihilist. (And no i didn't use puella -during- a fight either, I just stood there and tanked)

Edit: Any Nihilist or ur'Guard that dies on Astral and doesn't do it deliberatly for lichdom is just ..

That's almost funny. If you could do it as a Nihilist, you were high enough level that you could do it as any class. The only advantage we have over other guilds is putrefaction and, even with that, unless you're less then about level 80 you're still going to be sipping against goats.


And I fully agree with Rakor's statement about Evil. You people piss me off, go back to achaea with that good vs evil crap.

Even -I- have to sip against goats. Although not so much with this sweet truefavour.

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That's why i said -Viscanti-. Do you seriously need me to tell you how to hunt without sipping? Come on, i know -some- pleople in Mag can do it.. you have the two best hunting classes there after all, what a waste

Open mouth, insert foot.

...I was speaking from the perspective of the person who PKs. They're not meant to do it on Prime, and no one goes to any other planes, and Astral's a PK-open zone for a reason, and you're not going to be up there EXCEPT for bashing, so the whole "don't attack me while I'm bashing!" thing sort of falls through the floor.

I know what race Kaervas is Drago.. if he can't use his racial advantages however than that's really not my fault.

All of astral where the goats is usually tainted, it doesn't help me much at all and still doesn't mean viscanti nihilists make good bashers. In fact, they're average. I was bashing just as well as I did as Drago with a novice hartstoner.